08 Jul, 2011

Challenge!

Reach age 130 on Memoir Text Adventure. Msg me how many tries it took.

01 Jun, 2011

LOL!

A mom was pregnant with triplets, one day somebody shot her in the stomache 3 times, 12 years later one of the kids say "mom mom i just pee'd out a bullet". the second kid says "mom mom i just puked up a bullet". the third kid say "mom mom" the mom says did you pee or puke out a bullet? the kid says "no i was jacking off and i shot the dog"

01 Jun, 2011

Hope And Pray

Today I have come to the conclusion that the United States and Canada are in a war of the most annoying. The United States drew first blood with the Miley Cyrus. Canada returned fire with the brutal Justin Beiber. However I believe the United States has won the war with it's latest creation, the Rebecca Black. If Canada can top that, I'm afraid the world may not survive.

13 Apr, 2011

i havent post in a bit

i havent posted since last year lol so wuzzup wif u guys

30 Jan, 2011

im so fucking bored

If you believe in God repost this. Please don't ignore; you are beingtested. For it says in the Bible, "Deny me in front of everyone, I will deny you in front of my father." 97% won't post. Will you?

27 Jan, 2011

i dunno

got a sno day today w00t but im bored outta ma f***in mind think im gonna play a little black ops on ma wii in a bit

01 Jan, 2011

The Night Before Christmas...At Red Base

SIMMONS 'Twas the night before Christmas, And all through Red Base Not a creature was stirring, GRIF Except for your face. SIMMONS Shut the hell up, Grif! Don't bug me, I'm reading! SARGE Can it, you dirt bag, Or I'll give you a beating! SIMMONS The shotg** was loaded And polished with pride, Never a moment Away from his side. While Blue Team was sleeping With nary a care That in a few minutes The Reds would be there. And Donut in apron, In each hand a cup, Came with the cocoa To warm us all up. DONUT It’s cold out there guys. SIMMONS Sarge said, SARGE That don’t matter! Now take off that elf hat And put down the platter. SIMMONS So into the canyon We quietly snuck. SARGE We’ve got us a plan And a spot of good luck. They won’t know what hit ‘em! Just like Montezuma. SIMMONS He put his pack in the warthog GRIF You mean in the ‘puma’? SIMMONS We drove 'cross the canyon, Then Sarge and us three Got out of the warthog, Quiet as could be. But what to our wondering Eyes should appear But a wandering Blue! GRIF What’s he doing out here? SARGE Freeze, Dirty Blue! SIMMONS Sarge said to the Rookie. CABOOSE Go away, you mean Red! You can’t have my cookie!! We’re being invaded! SIMMONS The Blue, he exclaimed, As he ran back to Blue Base Shouting out names: CABOOSE Wake up, Church! And Tucker Come out from your rock! And Bitch-pants McCrabby! And Sister and Doc! SIMMONS The Blues all came out Rubbing their eyes, As Sarge said, SARGE Dag-nabbit! He’s ruined my surprise! CHURCH What the hell’s going on here? SIMMONS The Blue leader said, CHURCH This better be good To get us all out of bed! CABOOSE It’s Santa! SIMMONS He cried, CABOOSE And his elves! GRIF And a fairy- CABOOSE To steal all our cookies, And that is just scary! CHURCH That’s not Santa, you moron, SIMMONS The elder Blue barked CHURCH The stupid Red

07 Dec, 2010

how is sex like math?

add the bed subtract the clothes divide the legs hope you dont multiply lol

05 Dec, 2010

...OMG

i played call of duty black ops in 3d last night and it was amazing

02 Dec, 2010

yeahhhhhhh

listening to eminem

10 Nov, 2010

back ops

EPICNESS!!!!!! back ops is epic i just played it over my friends hous i love it!!!!!!!

01 Nov, 2010

seriosly who THE FUCK IS HE?

3 guys? are? in a?? cafe one says: ive got the smallest arm of the world! another says: ive got? the smallest head of the world! last one says: ive got the smallest d*** of the? world! the 3?? guys go to Guinness World Records. first? one goes first and returns? happy: ive really got the smallest arm in the? world! second returns happy too: ive really got the smallest head?? of the world! last one? returns angry and screams: WHO THE FUCK IS JUSTIN BIEBER?!

24 Oct, 2010

check it out

i just watched all 8 seasons of red vs blue for the second time check it out on redvsblue.com or for seasons 1-6 check out rooster teeth`s youtube channel

20 Oct, 2010

Black Ops is almost here :)

we are 19 days 17 hours and 20 minutes away from Call Of Duty Black Ops i hope they have zombie mode for wii :)

13 Oct, 2010

YAY

101 blog posts YAY!!!!!!

13 Oct, 2010

uuuuuuuug

i is p***ed that my parents wont let me go to my friend's hous fuuuuuuuuk

10 Sep, 2010

dear youtube

Dear Youtube, please remove the like / dislike bar and bring back the five star rating system. I'm f***ing tired of this "Guys, we have 1000 people to kill", "Justin Bieber made 1000 accounts and disliked" or "1000 people are deaf" s***. Don't give immature kids more ways to spam youtube videos, seriously. This sickens me. Talk about the? great music or this awesome band and not about pseudo-funny comments you just copied from a different video.

09 Sep, 2010

dammit

i gotta go to school 2day man i wish summer was longer 1st day of 7th grade ;)

31 Aug, 2010

bored

What color is your favorite hoodie? it's white How are you feeling RIGHT now? frustrated and bored Whats the closest thing to you thats red? a hat Are you emotional? sometimes Do you like yourself? er kinda What are you listening to right now? t.v Ever been on a train? yea Ever been in love? no Ever walked into a wall? no Last time you cried? cant remember Do you or dislike more than 3 people? oh yhea What is your favorite animal? penguins, and monkeys Do you remember your dreams? havent had any lately just falling asleep and waking up 2seconds later What color is your hair brush? dont have one Do you sleep with a teddy bear? No What is your middle name? Michael Do you own slippers? they dont fit anymore Ever mixed all the sodas from the machine and drank it? no Do you wear makeup? no Do you get annoyed by mosquitoes? YES! What brand are your shoes? dunno Do you laugh at just about anything? depends on my mood What are you doing tomorrow? relaxing The year you were born? 1998 Ever been to a bonfire party? yes, i loves it Are you afraid of the dark? yes Is it easier to forgive or to forget? Forget Where is your cell phone? im my room /broken :( When was the last time you yelled at someone? today What was your childhood nickname? jt Have you ever missed someones hand in a high five? yep Have you ever shoplifted? no Ever painted each fingernail a differnt color? im a dude Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle? yep Ever made a creation out of duct tape? Nope

31 Aug, 2010

i hate chain posts

i hate chain posts and im paranoid so its like the freaking worst combinaton u cud have

31 Aug, 2010

DONT READ THIS!!! ITS A CHAIN POST!!!

WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN! MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR ,MANY SCARS no NOSE OR EARS.. I AM DEAD. IF U DONT COPY THIS JUST LIKE FROM THE RING, COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES.. OR.. I WILL APPEAR ONE DARK QUIET NIGHT WHEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A KNIFE AND KILL U. THIS IS NO JOKE SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE PAGES SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN

31 Aug, 2010

dares

A girl named Terry was dared by her friends to summon Bloody Mary. Terry had never seen her, so she figured it was okay. She went into the bathroom, lit some candles, looked into the mirror and said; "Bloody Mary," She turned around. "Bloody Mary," She turned around. "Bloody Mary." She turned around one last time and looked into the mirror and saw nothing. She closed her eyes and laughed, but when she opened them she saw hands grab her shoulders through the mirror. Then she saw Bloody Mary and shrieked in terror. The girls heard her shriek and ran to the bathroom. When they got there, their eyes were wide with shock. Their friends throat had been slit, and a mark that said, "SHE SUMMONED ME," and the girl ran away. IF YOU DO NOT REPOST THIS WITHIN THE NEXT 2 MINUTES SHE WILL APPEAR TO YOU THE NEXT TIME YOU LOOK IN A MIRROR. REPOST THIS WITH THE TITLE "Dares", AND YOU WILL BE SAFE.

31 Aug, 2010

don’t read if your immature

Why do we sleep in church, But stay awake through a 3 hour movie? Why is it so hard to talk about God, but so easy to talk about gross things? Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it easy to read Playboy? Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace bulletin, Yet we repost the nasty ones? Why are churches getting smaller, But bars and clubs are expanding? Why is it so easy to purchase beer and Mugs? But so hard to donate 25 cents for a Charity? Why is it so easy to worship a Celebrity? But very difficult to engage with God? Why do people laugh at you for being religious, but praise you for thinking dirty and vain? Think about it, are you going to repost this? Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you’ll get laughed at? Repost this as “don’t read if your immature ….seriously” 80 % of you wont repost this. Jesus said: ‘If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my father.

31 Aug, 2010

i believe

if you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. DON'T JUST IGNORE THIS BECAUSE IN THE BIBLE it says if you deny Him, He will deny you in front of His Father in the Gates of Heaven. This is the simplest test: If you love God and you are not ashamed of it, copy this and put it in your profile. God will smile at you

19 Aug, 2010

FEAR

F.E.A.R =? Fuck Everything And Run

18 Aug, 2010

yup

If you believe in God repost this. Please don't ignore; you are being tested. For it says in the Bible, "Deny me in front of everyone, I will deny you in front of my father." 97% won't post. Will you?

17 Aug, 2010

bob

?/ This is Bob, /?Copy and paste Bob so he can take over the world!!! / \ Mwahhahahaha!!

11 Aug, 2010

do it!!!!

friends repost this comment and send it to friends so they will know not to fear chain letters they r not real join me in the ultimate destroyers of chain letters

11 Aug, 2010

hey

hey im back havent been on in like a month wassup

29 Jul, 2010

lol

If Hannah Montana said that suicide was cool then 98% of our American population would suddenly die off if you are in the 2% that would be rolling on your floor laughing post this to your blog

29 Jul, 2010

YEEEEEEES

I FINALLY GOT OVER 1000 VIEWS

29 Jul, 2010

holy shit i can read this

only 8 people in the world can read this can u Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!if you can raed tihs rpsoet it. OLNY RSEPOT IF YOU CAN RAED TIHS. CNAHGE THE NMUEBR AT TOP TGOHUH, ? "ONLY __ PEOPLE IN THE WORLD CAN READ THIS...CAN YOU" Go up a nmuber if you can raed it...lte's see how hgih we cna get

29 Jul, 2010

yes

If you believe in God repost this. Please don't ignore; you are beingtested. For it says in the Bible, "Deny me in front of everyone, I will deny you in front of my father." 97% won't post. Will you?

21 Jul, 2010

random joke #3

hillbilly calls 911 911 operator: 911 whats your emergency hillbilly:HELP! HELP! my son fell out of a tree i think he`s dead! 911 operator: ok sir make sure he`s dead hillbilly: ok *g** shot* alright now what!

21 Jul, 2010

stuff to do in an elevator

1.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up,then screams,"That's mine!" 2.Leave a box in the corner and when someone gets on,ask them if they can hear ticking. 3.When there's only one other person in the elevator,tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasnt you. 4.Ask,"Did you feel that?" 5.Call out "Group Hug",then enforce it. 6.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering,"Shut up all of you,just shut up!" 7.Crack open your briefcase or purse and while peering inside,ask "Got enough air in there?" 8.Stare at another passenger for awhile,then announce in horror,"Your one of THEM!" 9.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10.Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on

21 Jul, 2010

random joke #2

97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Pattinson (Edward Cullen from twilight) standing on top of a skyscraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3% that would sit there eating popcorn and screaming 'DO A FLIP!' then copy and paste this as your status

21 Jul, 2010

random joke #1

3 words to get a girl "I Love You"---3 words to get a guy "I Play COD"

19 Jul, 2010

i

am eating coacoa crispies

18 Jul, 2010

wow

J-everybody loves u A-damn good kisser M-success comes easy to u E-u have a nice a** S-ur loyal to those who love u M-success comes easy to u I-love is something u deeply believe in C-ur wild and crazy H-u neva let people tell u wat to do A-damn good kisser E-u have a nice a** L-u r cute R-fxckin s**y A-damn good kisser N-so hot K-u like to try new things I-love is something u deeply believe in N-so hot A-damn good kisser B-u fall in love quickly C-ur wild and crazy D-u have one of the best personalities eva E-u have a nice a** F-people totally adore u G-u have a very good personality and looks H-u neva let people tell u wat to do I-love is something u deeply believe in J-everybody loves u K-u like to try new things L-u r cute M-success comes easy to u N-so hot O-u r one of the best in bed P-u r popular with all types of people Q-u r a hypicrite R-fxckin s**y S-ur loyal to those u love T- ur damn s**y U-u r really chill V-ur not judgmental W-u r very broad minded X-u never let ppl tell u wat to do Y-u r one of the best bf/gf anyone could ask for Z-u like it in the but very hard

10 Jul, 2010

...

bored c ya latr loggin off...

02 Jul, 2010

omg

my sister just watched michael jackson ghost scary versoin wen he jumps out in his zombie costume with his mouth wide open lol

30 Jun, 2010

quiz

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? my dad and his dad 2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? yesterday 3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HAND WRITING? not really 4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? turkey 5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? no lol 6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? yep 7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? constantly 8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? yep 9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? nope 10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? pops 11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? yes 12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? nope 13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? cookie doe 14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? there eyes 15. RED OR PINK? red 16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? my ears 17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? my bf 18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? yep 19. WHAT COLOR SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? not wearing shoes 20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? froot loops 21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW ? a person talking on tv 22. IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? green 23. FAVORITE SMELLS? dont got 1 24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? my dad 25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? yep 26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? hockey 27. HAIR COLOR? brown 29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? nope 30. FAVORITE FOOD? rice 31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? happy endings 32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? hamburger hill 33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? yellow 34. SUMMER OR WINTER? summer 35. HUGS OR KISSES? kisses 36. FAVORITE DESSERT? ice cream 37. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? haha 38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND. monkey b*** 39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW ? tangerine 40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? NECS CANON 41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT? pearl harbor 2. FAVORITE SOUND? music 43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? beatles 44. WHAT IS THE FA

30 Jun, 2010

omfg

Things to do at WALMART: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking .2. Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of m&m's on lay away. 3.Set up a tent in the camping department. 4. When a clerk ask if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "why can't you people just leave me alone?" 5. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror to pick your nose. 6. While handling g**s in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti depressants are. 7. Dart around the store loudly humming the mission impossible theme song. 8. Hide in a clothing rack when ppl browse through say PICK ME! 9. When an announcement comes on the loudspeaker, a**ume the fetal position and scream NO NO! Its those voices again. 10. Go into the fitting room shut the door wait a while then yell very loudly there is no toilet paper in here!

30 Jun, 2010

U. S. Army

On April 18th 1942 the U.S. Army retaliated to the bombing in Pearl Harbor in Hawaii. Planes launched off an aircraft carrier almost 700miles off the eastern coast of Japan. They were planned to launch 400miles off the coast of Japan, but they were spotted by Japaneese patrol boats. The planes flew over Japan , im pretty sure it was Tokyo and bombed them. They flew over the Sea Of Japan and into China while running on empty. They crash landed in rice patties and faced Japaneese patrols They were later taken home back to the U.S. I am not sure if all of this information is correct but the respect for all our troops is still there.

29 Jun, 2010

uhhh..... ok

[=[_]=] [+[_]::] put this on ur page if u have a ds!

23 Jun, 2010

my top 10 fav songs

1.Given Up (Linkin Park) 2.Rooftops (Lost Prophets) 3.What I've Done (Linkin Park) 4.In The End (Linkin Park) 5.American Idiot (Green Day) 6.21 Guns (Green Day) 7.I'm Yours (Jason Miraz) 8.New Divide (LinkinPark) 9.Replay (Sean Kingston) 10.Breaking The Habit (Linkin Park)

23 Jun, 2010

little known "fact" #2

under chuck norris' beard there is no chin only another fist

23 Jun, 2010

little known "fact" #1

jesus may have walked on water but chuck norris can swim on land send me other chuck norris "facts" so i can spread his ways and post this and any other chuck norris "facts" that i post to my profile to your profile

23 Jun, 2010

subject: tv

my fav sho is tosh.o

23 Jun, 2010

oh my fucking god

IF YOU WERE LOCKED IN MY ROOM WITH ME FPR 24 HOURS WITH ME WHAT WOULD U DO TELL ME IN MY INBOX ITS A SECRET DONT TELL ANYBODY.. BUT POST THIS ON SOMBODY PROFILE IOF U WANNA F*** THEM..

23 Jun, 2010

...

Kiss on the Lips= I love you Kiss on the ear= You are special Kiss on the nose= Laughter Kiss on the cheek= Friendship Kiss on the forehead= I comfort you Kiss on the neck= I want you Kiss on the shoulder= You are wonderful Kiss anywhere else= Be careful Play around with hair= Can't live without you Holding hands= Happiness Arms around waist= You are mine/ i need you A hug= I care Nibble on ear= Start warming up Smiling at each other= I like you Lifting up eyebrows/ wink= flirtation Looking around= hiding true feelings Tender kiss on the side of your lips= you're mine Wetting your lips= waiting for a kiss tear drop= I'm losing you Crying= I lost you theese things show feelings post this to your profile if u have feelings for someone

23 Jun, 2010

yayyyyzzz!!!!

2day wuz my lazt day of zkool it was half a day but it wuz hot az freaking hell

22 Jun, 2010

olny 37 pleope in the wlord can raed tihs

Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!if you can raed tihs rpsoet it. OLNY RSEPOT IF YOU CAN RAED TIHS. CNAHGE THE NMUEBR AT TOP TGOHUH, ? "ONLY __ PEOPLE IN THE WORLD CAN READ THIS...CAN YOU" Go up a nmuber if you can raed it...lte's see how hgih we cna get.

22 Jun, 2010

w00z i g0tz 525 pag3 vi3wz

thanx 4 givin m3 all th33s3 vi3ws!!!

22 Jun, 2010

urgggz

i needz morez COMMENTS Iz onle gotz 4.................

22 Jun, 2010

yay

skool gets out tommoro and its a half day yes!

21 Jun, 2010

thnx

thnx for sayin happy b-day spider-man

16 Jun, 2010

yay

its my birthday so my parents are lettin me stay home from skool

15 Jun, 2010

omg answer (if u got the guts)

Kiss me: Hug me: Date me: Get tipsy with me: Kill me: Love me: Hate me: Hold me: Lie to me: Hurt me: Sing with me: Dance with me: Grind with me: Touch me: Stare at me: Cuddle with me: Let me make a move on you: Have s** with me: Make a move on me: Play with me: Watch a movie with me: Get me a B-day gift: Let me borrow your car: Let me see you naked: Be there for me: Buy me a drink: Take a shower with me: Bring me around your friends: Give me a massage: Take me to the club: Ask me out: like me: Drink kool-aid with me: Look if i was naked: Take advantage of me: Let me take advantage of you: Hangout with me: Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good: Hold hands with me: Do something incredibly sweet for me: let Give me give you a lap dance: Tell me you love me: What would you do if you woke up next to me: Will you repost this so i can do the same for you

13 Jun, 2010

2day & yesterday

my b-day party was awesome we all had fun and i got awesome stuff

11 Jun, 2010

lol

If Hannah Montana said that suicide was cool more than 98% of our American population would suddenly die off If you are in the 2% that would be rolling on your floor laughing post this message to your blog

11 Jun, 2010

1queston, 1chance,thats it

1 Question 1 question 1 chance. 1 honest answer. Thats all you get. You get to ask me 1 question. (TO MY INBOX) Any question, anything, no matter how crazy dirty or wrong it is. No catch. But I dare you to repost this. And see what people ask you

11 Jun, 2010

party

my birthday party is 2morrow but its not my actual birthday my real birthday is wednesday

03 Jun, 2010

lik 2 hr ago

it was raining and by raining i mean like pouring coming down like freaking mortar shells raining and lightniing started to come then one of the lightning bolts struck and i didnt even have time to start to say a wort to see how far away it was( my mom told me to count how far it was you count 1 onethousand 2 onethousand 3 onethousand until the thunder comes and what ever number you were on that was how many miles away it was say i was at 14 onethousand it wud be 14 miles away) so it mustve been like not even a mile away maby like a 4th of a mile away it scared the crap outta me

29 May, 2010

party.....

havin a party at my house 2morro gonna be fun....... i geuss urghhhhh......... so bored and sleepy....... dont even think about getting on me because is only 9 oclock and im sleepy i dunno why i just am and im kinda p***ed off for some reason too i dont know why

27 May, 2010

current stuff i did

watched ailens an hourn ago and sweated my a** off the past 2 days

27 May, 2010

my new profile pic

its a pic i got from a chain text sent it to my e-mail put it here and for you people that cant see for s*** (no offence) it says, "I MUST LICKY YOU!" and in the original it showed the guy licking the screen

26 May, 2010

FREAKING CHAIN POSTS I WILL...........uh....... i dunno

at 6:24pm on May 30th, 2008 11 yr old died having s** Body: On December 24, 2006 at 8 o'clock in the morn.ing, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into myspace. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didnt repost a chain leter about a little girl that kills you in your sleep with no natrual cause of death. This is the bulletin he read: My name is Jaime Heras. I'm 14 years old. I'm a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me you'll die immediately.You have 900 seconds to repost this or I will visit you tonight. Email this to ten people or your mom will die within the next 4 hours also..... (I really hate these but i actidently read it).... ..!

09 May, 2010

no

just to set it out there i will not date anyone over the internet through this site so pervs pedophiles and people of that manner dont even try

09 May, 2010

kinda bored

at my grandparents house little bored msg me

09 May, 2010

happy mothers day!

HaPpY MoThErS DaY!!!!!!!

08 May, 2010

omg bunny lol

(\_/) ( '_') (> )>O I was going to give you a Toy Ball... UU .....(\_/) .....('_' ) O<( <) But then i was like... ......UU ..(\__/) .(O_O) . (>O<) I LIKE Balls!!! ...U...U (\_/) ( '_') (> )>O Then i said: sharing is good.... UU ......(\_/) ......('_' ) .O<( <) But then i was like... ......UU ..(\__/) .(O_O) . (>O<) ITS MY BALL!!! . U....U

08 May, 2010

nhl playoffs

watchin the sharks game wish em luck they must kill detroit!!!! sharks for stanley cup

08 May, 2010

holy crap!!!!!

today it rained a lot :O then around 5oclock a transformer blew near my house and we lost power :( :( :( :( :( and it turned on like 15 minutes ago :) now im reeeeeeeeeely happy

02 May, 2010

this made me laugh too

" You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more? "

02 May, 2010

this made me laugh

" Do you want an Australian kiss? its like a french kiss, But down under.."

01 May, 2010

the boy who cried wolf and the idiot villagers who kept believing him

boy is bored he cries wolf villagers come no wolf they leave next day same thing 3rd day wolf shows up boy cries wolf and the villagers come but they were too stupid to figure out how to make weapons so the wolf eventually hunted them all down and killed them the f***ing end deal with it

22 Apr, 2010

my favorites

riddle school2 is in my favorites but sumthin screwed up with it and it dusnt show up

19 Apr, 2010

riddle school

come on anyone with a newgrounds account message spider man to tell him wat its like so he can create an account to contact jonbro(creator of riddle school if u didnt already know that) so he can ask him how to make riddle school 6 so it doessnt end also msg spider man so he can get more ideas on wat to make the game like

17 Apr, 2010

nhl playoffs

sharks all the way go sharks!!!!!!!!!!!!

17 Apr, 2010

riddle school

there is this guy on this site spider-man and he has a idea to make a riddle school 6 starring phil`s son jake eggtree msg him if u have any ideas on how to actually make it because i reeely dont want to see the riddle school series end if u dont know wat riddle school is or have never played it PLAY IT!!! it is sooo fun

09 Apr, 2010

stalkers

its so crazy that one of ur friends on this site cud be ur stalker its not even funny

09 Apr, 2010

skool computers

they fuking suk not cause theyre slow buy because thry block like every gaming site

08 Apr, 2010

so fucking funny

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get it started.” Her boyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?” The blonde replies, “According to the box, it’s a tiger.” Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, turns to her and says, “First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to a**emble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.” He takes her hand and says, “Second, I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box.”

08 Apr, 2010

mother fucking chain posts DAMMMMMM!!!!!!

at 6:24pm on May 30th, 2008 11 yr old died having s** Body: On December 24, 2006 at 8 o'clock in the morn.ing, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into myspace. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didnt repost a chain leter about a little girl that kills you in your sleep with no natrual cause of death. This is the bulletin he read: My name is Jaime Heras. I'm 14 years old. I'm a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me you'll die immediately.You have 900 seconds to repost this or I will visit you tonight. ff copy and paste this to 10 profiles or your mom will die within the next 4 hours..... (I really hate these but i actidently read it).... ..!

06 Apr, 2010

clubpenguin

i may play it sometimes but it is mostly reeely f***ing g**i only play wen im reeeeeeeely bored

06 Apr, 2010

strangely interesrting

if u could have 1 PART OF MY BODY WAT WOULD IT BE SO REPOST THIS AND SEE HOW MANY PPL WANT TO GRAB U

05 Apr, 2010

jesus

/_/ \/\ \_\** / /_/** \ If U Got Love 4 JESUS \_\/\**\ CHRIST Copy This & ~..\_\*/Put it on ur profile i love him alot i am so thankful

05 Apr, 2010

musikkk

???? ???? ???? ?(o) [Ipod ? ???? Copy And Paste If You Love Music

21 Mar, 2010

clubpenguin

if u play clubpenguin go on today at 3oclock login to icebound and look for jrank555

21 Mar, 2010

cod

i anyone plays call of duty modern warfare reflex edition for wii msg me with ur friend code

20 Mar, 2010

IM GOING BACK TO JAMAICA MONDAY

Okay, because you opened this, this week you will have the BEST LUCK 1) your gonna get a girlfriend/ boyfriend 2) your gonna have the best 3 weeks starting tonight! 3) your gonna get 2 NEW FRIENDS 4) your gonna fall in love **If u dont repost this, you will have bad luck forever !BUT, you have to repost this bulletin with any of these names: 1) I GOT MY LIP PIERCED [[PICS]] 2) I LOVE HIM , SO WHAT ? 3) I LIKE SOMEONE<3 4) GOLD DIGGER 5) I NEED A TRUE BOYFRIEND 6) OMG WE KISSED ! Heres the pic 7) I NEED A GIRLFRIEND I THINK I MIGHT BE GAY 9) I NEED A BOYFRIEND 10) MY SUICIDE LETTER 11) I DYED MY HAIR BLONDE[[PICS]] 12) IM GOING BACK TO JAMAICA MONDAY 13) I DYED MY HAIR PINK AND PURPLE HERE ARE PICS 14) WE GOT CAUGHT 15) I DYED MY HAIR BROWN HERE ARE THE PICTURES

20 Mar, 2010

o so very true

97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Pattinson (Edward Cullen from twilight) standing on top of a skyscraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3% that would sit there eating popcorn and screaming 'DO A FLIP!' then copy and paste this as your status

13 Mar, 2010

tonite

daylite saveings is 2nite

13 Mar, 2010

srry

i havent been on in a while so if u have msgd me and i didnt respond for like a week or longer srry

13 Feb, 2010

this made me cry

CHILD ABUSE CHILD ABUSE A poem about Child Abuse My name is Lucifer I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I werent ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks arent home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlies bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes Im so afraid now Im starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door Hes already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "Im sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is Lucifer I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me Now i roam the underworld, to help those in need. I may seem evil, but i'm not. And if you read this and dont pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be AOne heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all i ask you to do pIs pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

30 Jan, 2010

love

????????????????? ????????????????? ????????? ??????? if u love someone put this on ur page

24 Dec, 2009

I would do this for my girl

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it's not! Please it's too scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a BIG hug! Girl : *hugs him* Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me. Girl: Alright, now slow down Guy: I love you babe (in the paper the next day) : A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If u love any one this much re-post this and the love of your life will relize they feel the same DONT BREAK THIS . 2morow will be the best day of your life. However, if u don t post this by at least 12:00 tonight, you will have bad luck in your love life 4 the rest of your life Guys Post This As "I would do this for my girl " Girls Post This As "Boys aren't j***s"

24 Dec, 2009

dance

i went to my school dance didnt have a date :( but i still had fun saw friends just goes to say you can have a lotta fun no matter what or something like that i was trying to figure out some dramatic metaphore ah screw it i went to the dance had fun but still had fun without a date (but i soooo wish i had one :( )

11 Dec, 2009

bye

im done for today i gots basketball practice wish me luck

11 Dec, 2009

yay

i finally have 200 views

10 Dec, 2009

nhl

the sharks are going to win the stanley cup finals this year go sharks!!!!!!

10 Dec, 2009

Fred Figglehorn Christmas is Creepy

yo its fred Santa creepin around and down my chimney at night I cant explain it but it doesnt feel right He know if uve been good he knows if uve been bad Its kinda does he have little cameras in my house like that Come to think ofm it elves are really scary (so small) Little pointy ears and sweaty hands that might be hairy (reigndeer) sharp teeth (rudolph) he might eat me! (christmas is kinda strange) when u think about it that way If snowmen came to life that would be creepy If santa clause snuck in my house that would be creepy And its really weird (big beard)somthin just doesnt seem right If snowmen came to life that would be creepy Dont leave me cold thats kinda strange Sneakin into my house hes really breaki in so strange Santa kissed a mom thats so wrong someone betta tell me whats going on Im hearin sleigh bells in every christmas song Come to think of it elves are really scary(so small) Little pointy ears and sweaty hands that might be hairy (reigndeer) sharp teeth (ruldolph) he might eat me Christmas is kinda strange when ya think abuot it that way If snowmen came to life that wuld be creepy If sant clause snuck in my house that wuld be creepy Thats what im talkin bout I have no fing idea why i chose this song i heard it on tv it is so ridiculusly r****ed its awesome and funny

01 Dec, 2009

bye

peace out guys i might be on later but i might not

01 Dec, 2009

f u abortion

MONTH 2:MOMMY I LOVE YOUR VOICE ITS A SWEET LULLABY MONTH 3:MOMMY I JUST FOUND OUT IM A BOY!AREN'T YOU GLAD MONTH 4: MOMMY I JUST LEARNED HOW TO SUCK MY THUMB!I GET A LOT OF EXCERCISE!I CAN TUEN MY HEAD AND STRETCH MONTH 5:MOMMY WHY ARE YOU CRYING?IT MAKES ME CRY TOO!SEE I CRY EVEN THOUGHT YOU CAN'T SEE ME MONTH 6:MOMMY THAT DOCTOR LIED TO YOU;I AM REAL!i DON'T LIKE THAT DOCTOR AT ALL! MONTH 7: I HEAR THAT DOCTOR AGAIN!WHAT'S ABORTION?OW!MOMMY I FEEL A NEEDLE;IT'S BURNING,MOMMY!HELP ME! I CAN'T GET AWAY FROM IT! MOMMY IT'S OKAY NOW IM IN THE HANDS OF GOD NOW.HE EXPLAINED TO ME WHAT ABORTION IS. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?HOW COULD YOU KILL ME?DIDN'T YOU WANT ME MOMMY?IF YOU THINK ABORTION IS WRONG COPY N PASTE THIS!!:

01 Dec, 2009

c;ub penguin still gay

i was just on there and im a black belt in card jitsu i went to face sensei and there is no possible way to beat him f u club penguin

30 Nov, 2009

school

i have a dance comin up i dont think ill have the guts to ask anyone:(

30 Nov, 2009

dont let this happen...

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together if you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this.... If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. DAMES REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen..."

30 Nov, 2009

yay

finally i got un banned from clubpenguin;)

29 Nov, 2009

bye

peace out guys im done for today:)

29 Nov, 2009

school

there is only one upside to going to school tmorrow i get to make coffe cake in cooking:)

29 Nov, 2009

club penguin

i was just on club penguin.com and got banned for 24hr for saying s h i t well screw you clubpenguin i can curse all i want here so s h i t damn f*** and mutha fuka

22 Nov, 2009

Blog

Let everyone know what's going on by keepin a daily blog! Write your daily thoughts, activities or anything you found interesting on the web that you want to share with the rest on the MostFunGames Community. Copy and Past this is if u LOVE MostFunGames!

21 Nov, 2009

This Is Real

1 question 1chance 1 honest answer thats all you get you get to ask me one queston(to my inbox) any queston,anything,no matter how crazy dirty or wrong it is no catch but i dare you to repost this and see what people ask you

22 Aug, 2009

Sup

Sup every body i just became a member a few months ago so check out my profile and maybe we can be friends thnx and peace