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|First Name :||jazmin|
|Member Since :||05 Oct, 2008|
22 Dec, 2009
WE'RE LOCKED UP IN MY ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE OR EVEN DISGUSTED ;) I THINK YOU KNOW WAT I MEEN :)
06 Nov, 2008
One foggy cold day you and your freind are at your house, no one is home but you, doors are locked. You and your friend are watching T.V. when you here glass break. You run to the door to see the window is broken and the door wide open. You shut the door to see a little girl outside your door standing. Your freind comes to see what happened, you look at your friend in back to the girl, she is gone. When you look back at your friend to see him dead on the floor, you see the little girl standing at your house again, you sprint to the police station with blood on your feet. You report to the police what had happened. A ambulence comes to bring you to the hospital, you sit on the bed as the ambulence heads to the hospital and see the little girl standing... watching... she walks to another house singing quitely, You are my sunshine.. my only sunshine... If you do not post this on your profile, this little girl will come to your house. If you post this on your profile name it Scary Girl
06 Nov, 2008
so funny !!! = )
BILLY,S STORY you must read all the way through! NO CHEATING! (itz worth it ) mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "b****" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a b**** and a b******?" and the mom says "well, a b**** is a lady and a b****** is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your p**** in my v*****!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a p**** and v*****?" His moms says "Well Billy, a p**** is a hat and a v***** is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "SH!T" and billy said "Dad, whats *SH!T" And then his dad says "Well billy, SH!T is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "FUCC!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats FUCC?" "Well billy FUCC is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello b****es and b******s, may i take your p****'s and v*****s, my dad's upstairs wiping SH!T off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen FUCCing the Turkey" Post This... 1 hour- You'll be single for the next year :[ 20 min - Your crush will kiss you 15min - Your crush will tongue you :) 5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out under 2 min - You will stay with your crush forever
05 Nov, 2008
Stupid racism! i HATE it to DEATH!
white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE RACISM !!!!!