05 Aug, 2009

leaving

it was all fun and games but im leaving idky i just feel like it BYE!!

04 Aug, 2009

omg im freakin bored

yup bored

04 Aug, 2009

SMILES 12 return of the smiles!

(bender) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :@) (bender)

30 Jul, 2009

question for all

How can a 12 year old make alot of cash in 1 week? Comment on my page.

11 Jul, 2009

O.o

meow pancakes

06 Jul, 2009

changed my mind

the contest will still be going on but only to my friends once i reach 1125 profile views i will announce the winner

06 Jul, 2009

60 down 40 to go

HELLO MFG I'M HOLDING A CONTEST!!!!!! I DONT KNOW WHY I AM!!! IM NOT GOING TO TELL YOU WHAT YOU WON UNTILL YOU WIN!!!!!ONCE I GET 100 FRIENDS I WILL PICK RANDOMLY!!!!! THE QUICKER YOU ADD ME THE QUICKER YOU WIN!!!!

06 Jul, 2009

GIVEAWAY!!!

HELLO MFG I'M HOLDING A CONTEST!!!!!! I DONT KNOW WHY I AM!!! IM NOT GOING TO TELL YOU WHAT YOU WON UNTILL YOU WIN!!!!!ONCE I GET 100 FRIENDS I WIN PICK RANDOMLY!!!!! THE QUICKER YOU ADD ME THE QUICKER YOU WIN!!!!

04 Jul, 2009

sorry

sorry i wasn't on in a while guys my computer crashed and we had to get a new one

27 Jun, 2009

me

are you emo: no what are your favorite songs: no.5, undead, right round, and do u like pancakes what are your favorite colors: green, red, and black do you enjoy living: here and there are you in a current realationship: single with who: no one what's your favorite food: pizza who's your favorite singer: flo rida who's your favorite band: hollywood undead do you talk to random people:

27 Jun, 2009

lol

92% of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Finch decided that breathing wasnt cool!!put this in your profile if u would be one of the 8% laughing hysterically in the background

21 Jun, 2009

IM ON A BOAT

go on youtube and serch OM ON A BOAT by lonley island

21 Jun, 2009

o.O

i just saw a 500ft chicken

21 Jun, 2009

add me

add me guys i only got 55 friends

21 Jun, 2009

some on message me

some on message me

21 Jun, 2009

im bored

im bored

21 Jun, 2009

X_X

no one disturbe me im dead

21 Jun, 2009

o.O

there was a guy out side walmart goin Y2K Y2K Y2K i through a corn dog at him lol

21 Jun, 2009

omg

'2012' looks like a good movie

21 Jun, 2009

AHHH

EVIL LOBSTER!!

21 Jun, 2009

pie

pie rocks

21 Jun, 2009

how sex starts

how s** starts... Now this **** is funny...true..but funny!!! ...a smile leads to a laugh ...a laugh leads to a high 5 ...a high 5 leads to a hug ...a hug leads to a kiss ...a kiss leads 2 makeout ...a makeout leads 2 finger ...a finger leads to a hand ...a hand leads to a lick ...a lick leads to a s*** ...a s*** leads 2 a ----. So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz s** is like math. ...u add the bed ...subtract the clothes ...divide the legs ...leave your solution ...and pray you dont multiply! post this right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!! Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years. If you post this in 15 mins, your safe. Something good will happen tonight at 1:11a.m. REPOST THIS iS ""How Max Starts

19 Jun, 2009

i want your body in the back of the car

Jan. - i WANNA FEEL YOU Feb. - i WANNA SEX YOU Mar. - i WANNA **** YOU Apr.- i WANNA DANCE WiTH YOU May.- i WANT YOUR BODY Jun. - i WANNA KISS YOU Jul. - i WANNA BITE YOU Aug. - i WANNA liCK YOU Sep. - i WANNA lOVE YOU Oct. - i WANNA TOUCH YOU Nov. - i WANNA RUB YOU Dec. - i WANNA TAKE YOU TO SEX HEAVEN 1- iN THE STATiON WAGON 2- iN AN ElEVATOR 3- iN A BLIZZARD 4- IN A STREET. 5- ON THE STAiRS 6- ON THE COUNTER 7- ON THE WAY TO SCHOOL 8- iN A ClOSET 9- ON ViDEO CAMERA 10- iN THE BATH TUB 11- iN THE SHEETS 12- iN THE BASEMENT 13- iN THE BACK OF A CAR 14- WHilE WATCHiNG PORN 15- iN THE DOG'S CAGE 16- iN THE SHED 17- iN THE HOT TUB 18- ON THE ROOF 19- iN THE SWiMMiNG POOl 20- WiTH STRAWBERRiES 21- iN THE DRESSiNG ROOM 22- oN thE ToiLeT 23- AT A GAS STATiON 24- iN THE RAiN 25- iN THE ATTiC 26- iN THE lAUNDRY ROOM 27- ALL NiGHT LONG 28- AT MY GRANDPARENTS HOUSE 29- WiTH KiWi 30- AT THE POST OFFiCE 31- AT CHUCKiE CHEESE copy n paste

18 Jun, 2009

i cost 3,785 a night

Natural Hair Color: [x] Brown - $100 [ ] Blondie - $50 [ ] Black - $200 [ ] Bald - $5 [ ] Other - $75 Eye Color: [x] Brown - $50 [ ] Green - $75 [ ] Blue - $150 [ ] Hazel - $100 [ ] Other - $15 Height: [ ] Over 7' - $200 [ ] 6'8 to 7' - $175 [ ] 6'0 to 6'7 - $150 [ ] 5'5 to 5'11 - $75 [x] 5'4 to 5'10 - $85 [ ] Under 5'4 - $95 Age: [ ] 50 to 56 - $175 [ ] 46 to 50 - $150 [ ] 41 to 45 - $125 [ ] 31 to 40 - $100 [ ] 26 to 30 - $75 [ ] 21 to 25 - $50 [ ] 19 to 20 - $25 [x] 0 to 18 - $100 Birth Order: [ ] Twins or more than twins - $750 [ ] First Born - $320 [ ] Only Child - $250 [x] second born - $150 [ ] Middle child - $100 [ ] Last Born - $100 [ ] third born - $550 [ ] fourth born - $300 [ ] fifth born - $400 [ ] sixth born - $215 Drink? [x] I did like once - $400 [ ] Only Holidays - $250 [ ] Sometimes - $215 [ ] YES - $200 [ ] only weekends - $300 [ ] Every other day - $50 [ ] Once a day - $15 [ ] I live from the bottle - Bankrupt $0 [ ] No - $600 Vision? [x] perfect vision $400 [ ] need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them $200 [ ] No correction $100 [ ] Glasses $50 [ ] contacts $25 [ ] Surgical correction -$100 Shoe Size: [ ] 13+ - $300 [ ] 12-1/2 to 13 - $250 [ ] 11 to 12 - $400 [ ] 7 to 10 - $500 [x] Under 7 - $450 Favorite Colors (TWO): [x] Green - $750 [ ] Red - $600 [ ] Black - $100 [ ] Yellow - $475 [ ] Brown - $300 [ ] Purple - $225 [ ] White - $400 [ ] Aqua - $350 [ ] Orange - $300 [x] Blue - $300 [ ] Pink - $100 [ ] Other - $500 Did you use a calculator to add it all up? [ ] Yes $0 [x] Nope-add $1000 [ ] some- $750 Final Total: $2435 RE POST WITH TITLE: I cost $____ a night

18 Jun, 2009

mets

the nym (New York Mets) are the best well i think that if you like the mets add me

18 Jun, 2009

HATE

I hate that you need to modify your blog if you do a bunch of smiles. It would say PLEASE MODIFY YOUR BLOG. I thought you can wright whatever you want. If you hate that to add me please.

14 Jun, 2009

sweet

Girl: Did I ever cross in your mind? Boy: No. Girl: Do you like me? Boy: Not really. Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No. Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No. Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No. Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No. Girl: Choose - Me or your life? Boy: My life. The girl runs away in shock and pain, and the boy runs after her, then he says... The reason you never cross in my mind is because you're always on my mind.. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.. The reason why I don't want you is because I need you.. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.. and The reason I choose my life is because YOU ARE MY LIFE... If you would say the same thing (being a girl or boy), copy this and put it on your profile

14 Jun, 2009

i kissed concain addict because i love weed

Pick The Month You Were Born In: 1 (Jan) - I stabbed 2 (Feb- I Robbed 3 (Mar) - I Smoked 4 (April)- I shot 5 (May) - I kissed 6 (June) -I ran shirtless with 7 (July) - I hugged 8 (Aug) - I jumped with 9 (Sept)- i slapped 10 (Oct)- I banged 11 (Nov) - I killed 12 (Dec) - I ran naked with Pick the day (number) you were born on: 01 - 02 - a tooth brush 03 - a mexican 04 - a homeless guy 05 - Barney The Dinosaur 06 - a teletubby 07 - the one that i love 08 - a w**** 09 - a bowl of cereal 10 - a gangsta 11 - my boyfriend 12 - a hottie 13 -c******addict 14 - condom 15 - my "boo" 16 - a ninja 17 - my crush 18 - a s**y B0Y 19 - an Easter egg 20 - a snowman 21 - a spatula 22 - cookie monster 23 - A Hot Girl 24 - yo momma 25 - Paris Hilton 26 - a pimp 27 - a mop 28 - the Trojan man 29 - my h** 30 - my ex-boyfriend 31 - a bag of weed Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White - because im s**y like that yellow/black - because i love weed Pink - because i love to party Turquoise - because i like to snort c****** Polka Dots - because I am a tranny Graphic - because I'm g** Grey - because I have amazing b***s. Other - because I'm r****ed Green - because i like shoelaces Orange - because i am a Mexican Red - because I am crazy like that Blue - because that bum stole my taco Tye dye - because Im a ****ing scuba diver Purple - because the gummy bears raped me Striped - Because I am an Italian none- because im a s**y beast

14 Jun, 2009

1000 views

thanks mfg (most fun games) for 1000 views

14 Jun, 2009

smiles 11

(l) :) ;) :o B) :p

13 Jun, 2009

smiles 10

:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

13 Jun, 2009

smiles 9

B) ;) :) :D :o

13 Jun, 2009

smiles 8 return of the smiles

:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

02 Jun, 2009

abortion is bad

abortion is bad MONTH 1:MOMMY IM ONLY 4 INCHES LONG MONTH 2:MOMMY I LOVE YOUR VOICE ITS A SWEET LULLABY MONTH 3:MOMMY I JUST FOUND OUT IM A BOY!AREN'T YOU GLAD MONTH 4: MOMMY I JUST LEARNED HOW TO SUCK MY THUMB!I GET A LOT OF EXCERCISE!I CAN TUEN MY HEAD AND STRETCH MONTH 5:MOMMY WHY ARE YOU CRYING?IT MAKES ME CRY TOO!SEE I CRY EVEN THOUGHT YOU CAN'T SEE ME MONTH 6:MOMMY THAT DOCTOR LIED TO YOU;I AM REAL!i DON'T LIKE THAT DOCTOR AT ALL! MONTH 7: I HEAR THAT DOCTOR AGAIN!WHAT'S ABORTION?OW!MOMMY I FEEL A NEEDLE;IT'S BURNING,MOMMY!HELP ME! I CAN'T GET AWAY FROM IT! MOMMY IT'S OKAY NOW IM IN THE HANDS OF GOD NOW.HE EXPLAINED TO ME WHAT ABORTION IS. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?HOW COULD YOU KILL ME?DIDN'T YOU WANT ME MOMMY?IF YOU THINK ABORTION IS WRONG COPY N PASTE THIS!!:-(

30 May, 2009

YOUTUBE

GO ON YOUTUBE AND TYPE IN JR 000 DOC. (WILL BE THE FRIST ONE) THEN TYPE IN JR 001 (WILL BE THE FIRST ONE) USERNAME-jayandrbros

29 May, 2009

message me

message me if you think im really kool

29 May, 2009

WARNING!

DO NOT PLAY JUMP RACER

29 May, 2009

smiles 7 the last chapter

:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

29 May, 2009

smiles 6

:O ;) B) :) XD :D

29 May, 2009

smiles 5

:P :P :P :P :P B) B) B) B) B :) :) :) :O :O :O

29 May, 2009

SMILES 4

:):):):):):):):):):) :p

29 May, 2009

smiles 3

B) B) B)

29 May, 2009

smiles 2

:) :) :) :) :) B)

29 May, 2009

smiles

:) :o) :)

29 May, 2009

bad

im bad im cheating on 3 girls and p.s. they're firends im screwed wait i can tell them that they cant tell anyone because i dont want everyone to know but its friday and i just remered they know each others phone number they're bound to tell each other on a 3 way calling and they have each others e-mail i know ill email them yes i rock ill e-mail them

29 May, 2009

jesus

omg 3 girls asked me out to today i said yes to all of them oops i think thats bad

28 May, 2009

oh my god

what the hell dumped again

27 May, 2009

Ouch!

my gf just broke up with me just because i held the door for this other girl...thats gay...but the upside the girl i held the door for asked me out..i said yes...lose one gain one thats what i say

20 May, 2009

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

talk to me im bored

16 May, 2009

:0

:0

16 May, 2009

random ~smiles~

:) ;) :) ;) :) ;)

16 May, 2009

yay

i went to this carnival and asked out this girl i know and she said yes!! :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

06 May, 2009

how to take care of a snake

1. put it in cage 2. name it 3. feed it baby mice 4. laugh you @$$ off

25 Apr, 2009

i

i also like flobolts

25 Apr, 2009

i

also s*** at spelling

25 Apr, 2009

me

i like disturbed, godsmack, korn, lincaoln park, all american rejects, 3 doors down, and every othe rock and punk bands

25 Apr, 2009

im

im not in the uk i just like the uk

25 Apr, 2009

ADD ME PPL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ADD ME PPL DD ME PPL D ME PPL ME PPL E PPL PPL PL L ADD ME PPL

25 Apr, 2009

pie

like pie

25 Apr, 2009

rocker

if you a rocker put dis on yo page

05 Apr, 2009

KK

everyone add me to your friends list

28 Mar, 2009

put coments down

omg i got no coments exepte one

14 Mar, 2009

10 things to do when your parnets arent home

1 Lock your brother/siter in his/hers room 2 Raid the refrigerator for snacks 3 Invite your friends over and have a party 4 Order new stuff online 5 Snoop around in your brother's/siter's room 6 Feed your homework to the dog 7 Chase your naighbro's cat 8 Watch pay-per view TV 9 Ride your bike 10 PLAY VIDEO GAMES ALL DAY!!!!!!!!!!!

05 Mar, 2009

5 things to do when your teacher is out of the class

1 kick the person next or in front of you 2 flick the person in front of you 3 talk to your friend 4 stand on your chair and yell im king of the world 5 sleep

03 Mar, 2009

XD XD XD XD

i made a funny sound in math class during a test and every one laughed exepct for my teacher i glad i survied but my math teacher is ok shes funny but can get angry real quick