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My name is Alex. im half ninja and im a ninja thats likes PIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Username : | jay554 |
First Name : | alex |
Gender: | M |
Country: | US |
Member Since : | 17 Mar, 2010 |
14 Jul, 2012
smfh
Wtf is people problems these days this is y I don't want to be on this s*** no more cus of crazy f***ing people
23 May, 2012
Drizzy!
Bad decisions, good intentions Man, I'm riding, Weezy with me I just left out of the strip club Made 5 thousand look like 50 I spend all my time in Houston smoke that Kush but I don't do Whitney I don't do Britney, don't do Lindsay I made 2 million since last Wednesday and I hate y'all Ya'll got too much free time Sayin' I ain't dropped s*** Everything'll be fine Worrying 'bout your old girl, Tryna see if she's mine nigga she's with me, when she tells you she needs some "me" time Its our time so f*** y'all I really bout to go Spring break now, start taking shots in this muthafucker And ya didn't really have all that a**, last month, girl you got some shots in that muthafucker Yeah, we got the Roc in this muthafucker and you thought niggas was gonna pop in this muthafucker Uh, Young Money, Power Respect in this b****, you would think we got the Lox in this muthafucker I made mistakes, I made some bread, I even made a way for them to get ahead To my surprise, nobody replacing me Take Care and Carter IV, it wont be long 'til they could see the lights And I'm on one, I got one You a p**** nigga, I'm not one So call it a night, call it a night And I run this, and y'all know that I take the purple and pour that All in a Sprite, all in a Sprite
23 May, 2012
BOI!
Ready, set, now, go go, go go go til you can't go no more I'm ill times ill, dope plus dope Westside b****, quote, unquote Woah there boy, don't go there h**, If you cross that line I might overload I swear these lights-lights-lights be talking to me but I can't read Morse code Why every rapper name BIG got body huh? But every rapper named Sean got money, ooooooh Well I guess my chances are fifty fifty But my vision is twenty twenty so I'll be counting a hundred hundreds (All of the lights) Oh, my Allah, Lordy Lordy Lordy I took your chick now you want beef and I'm just chuckling like a porky cause you spend all day with her spooning I spend all night with her forking That's a one way ticket to hell and they want these bullets to book it for me Man, I'm s***tin' on every statistic that said I'll be dead or f***ing broke This is History, your kids, kids, kids, kids gon book report me but, what And I think they wanna murder me I'm shining hard cause b**** I'm at Emergency B-I, GOOD G, I dooo it, boi
20 May, 2012
I Love This Song
Aww look at daddy's baby girl That's daddy baby Little sleepy head Yesterday I changed your diaper Wiped you and powdered you. How did you get so big? Can't believe it now your two Baby you're so precious Daddy's so proud of you Sit down b**** If you move again I'll beat the s*** out of you [Eminem] (Eminem as Kim) (Okay) Don't make me wake this baby She don't need to see what I'm about to do Quit crying b****, why do you always make me shout at you? How could you? Just leave me and love him out the blue Oh, what's a matter Kim? Am I too loud for you? Too bad b****, your gonna finally hear me out this time At first, I'm like all right You wanna throw me out? That's fine! But not for him to take my place, are you out you're mind? This couch, this TV, this whole house is mine! How could you let him sleep in our bed? Look at Kim Look at your husband now! (No!) I said look at him! He ain't so hot now is he? Little punk! (Why are you doing this?) Shut the f*** up! (You're drunk! You're never going to get away at this!) You think I give a f***! Come on we're going for a ride b**** (No!) Sit up front (Well I can't just leave Hailie alone, what if she wakes up?) We'll be right back Well I will you'll be in the trunk [1] - So long, b**** you did me so wrong I don't wanna go on Living in this world without you [Repeat 1] You really f***ed me Kim You really did a number on me Never knew me cheating on you would come back to haunt me But we was kids then Kim, I was only 18 That was years ago I thought we wiped the slate clean That's f***ed up! (I love you!) Oh God my brain is racing (I love you!) What are you doing? Change the station I hate this song! Does this look like a big joke? (No!) There's a four year old boy lyin' dead with a slit throat In your living room, ha-ha What you think I'm kiddin' you? You loved him didn't you? (No!) Bulls*** you b**** don't f***ing lie to me What the f***'s this guy's
14 May, 2012
This nigga!!
What you mean I ain’t call you? I hit you when I landed I’m waiting in my hotel room seems like we are arguing more and it’s getting less romantic yeah, I think she’ll be able to tell soon but I f-cked you right I will I f-cked you right I will I’ll f-ck you like no-one has ever ever made you feel I mean it’s part of our relationships, amazing still I might just put up with the arguing and stay for real you looking mad, girl for goodness sakes you with all those curves and me without no breaks ooh, I’m willing to work it out however long it takes you you feel like you miss those happy days well girl that makes two of us Our timing is wrong your friends always tying up every line on your phone yeah but tell them b-tches that you’ll always be my missus and the hardest part about the f-cking business is minding your own uhh, and everytime I try and break it off we just yell until we tired then I break you off it’s useless all this fighting lets get past it now even when I throw them deuces you just send it back around
09 May, 2012
LETS GO HEATS!!
Miami better win i swear to god if they dont then people on my block are going to be mad as hell DON'T DISAPPOINT ME TEAM!!
06 May, 2012
FUCKK!!
I'M Mad as hell miami heats lost its ok doee we got 2 more games left! And i placed a bet on that shiitt
28 Apr, 2012
I Forgot All About This Song lmaoo!! MY DICKK!!!
My d*** cost a late night fee Your d*** got the HIV My d*** plays on the double feature screen Your d*** went straight to DVD My d*** - bigger than a bridge Your d*** look like a little kid's My d*** - large like the Chargers, the whole team Your s*** look like you fourteen My d*** - locked in a cage, right Your d*** suffer from stage fright My d*** - so hot, it's stolen Your d*** look like Gary Coleman My d*** - pink and big Your d*** stinks like s*** My d*** got a Caesar do, Your d*** needs a tweezer, dude My d*** is like super size Your d*** look like two fries My d*** - more mass than the Earth Your d*** - half staff, it needs work My d*** - been there done that Your d*** sits there with dunce cap My d*** - V.I.P. Your s*** needs I.D. It's time that we let the world know Dude, you gotta let your girl go D.S. is the best in the business P.S. we got d***s like Jesus It's time that we let the world know Dude, you gotta let your girl go D.S. is the best in the business P.S. we got d***s like Jesus My d*** need no introduction Your d*** don't even function My d*** served a whole lunch -in Your d*** - it look like a munchkin My d*** - size of a pumpkin Your d*** look like Macaulay Culkin My d*** - good good lovin' Your d*** - good for nothin' My d*** bench pressed 350 Your d*** couldn't shoplift at Thrifty My d*** - pretty damn skippy Your d*** - hungry as a hippie My d*** don't fit down the chimney Your d*** is like a kid from the Philippines My d*** is like an M16 Your d*** - broken vending machine My d*** parts the seas Your d*** farts and queefs My d*** - rumble in the jungle Your d*** got touched by your uncle My d*** goes to yoga Your d*** - fruit roll -up My d*** - grade -A beef Your d*** - Mayday geek My d*** - sick and dangerous Your d*** - quick and painless My d*** - 'nuff said. Your d*** loves Fred It's time that we let the world know Dude, you gotta let your girl go
22 Apr, 2012
BLOCK
Its funny when people block u. that mean u did a bad thing. but that s*** was funny as hell doe. LOL yayyy me!!
16 Apr, 2012
THINKING ABOUT YOU!
A tornado flew around my room before you came Excuse the mess it made, it usually doesn't rain In Southern California, much like Arizona My eyes don't shed tears, but, boy, they bawl When I'm thinkin' 'bout you (Ooh, no, no, no) I've been thinkin' 'bout you (You know, know, know) I've been thinkin' 'bout you Do you think about me still? Do ya, do ya? Or do you not think so far ahead? (Ahead) 'Cause I been thinkin' 'bout forever (Oooh, oooh) Or do you not think so far ahead? (Ahead) 'Cause I been thinkin' 'bout forever (Oooh, oooh) No, I don't like you, I just thought you were cool Enough to kick it Got a beach house I could sell you in Idaho Since you think I don't love you, I just thought you were cute That's why I kiss you Got a fighter jet, I don't get fly it, though I'm lyin' down thinkin' 'bout you (Ooh, no, no, no) I've been thinkin' 'bout you (You know, know, know) I've been thinkin' 'bout you Do you think about me still? Do ya, do ya? Or do you not think so far ahead? (Ahead) 'Cause I been thinkin' 'bout forever (Oooh, oooh) Or do you not think so far ahead? (Ahead) 'Cause I been thinkin' 'bout forever (Oooh, oooh) Yes, of course I remember, how could I forget? How you feel? And though you were my first time A new feel It won't ever get old, not in my soul Not in my spirit, keep it alive We'll go down this road 'Til it turns from color to black and white Or do you not think so far ahead? (Ahead) 'Cause I been thinkin' 'bout forever (Oooh, oooh) Or do you not think so far ahead? (Ahead) 'Cause I been thinkin' 'bout forever (Oooh, oooh)
14 Apr, 2012
i love this song
So we’re done? This the real s***? We used to hold hands like field trips I’m a j***, but your dude is a real d*** I read his post on your wall and I feel sick He ain’t cool, he ball and all that But he just a fake nigga who blog in all caps You coulda wait to date I’m going straight for your thighs like the cake you ate I give a f*** about the niggas that you say you hate You know that I’m the best when I’m a-ffection-ate I’m the best that you had, face it J and Keyshia are related, racist I give you money, then you burn it, like you made off She ain’t a killer, but she’d f***ing blow your head off I know he wondering, “What the f*** you hiding?” That we dated like raps about Bin Laden Ayo, f*** this Are we dating? Are we f***ing? Are we best friends? Are we something in between that? I wish we never f***ed, and I mean that
10 Apr, 2012
just to let u noe thats not for ANYBODY i just said to say it
Dont be mad gurl i still love u its just that 1% in my heart that says FUCK U, and i HATE u! u think u get rid of me by ignoring me, think again b**** u said u own me, but i dnt think so its the other way around b**** let me put on my crown and just sit down and let me show how i get down!! THATS SICK BROO LOL!!
23 Mar, 2012
WHY?????!!!!!????
y is everybody calling their self ugly and everything. STFU!!! if u think u look like a cow or a pig or just a mutt keep that shizz to ur self. no one want to hear all of that. HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND
02 Mar, 2012
JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS
Its just one of those days that i will just blow up ur shizz and leave like nothing happen
14 Feb, 2012
V DAY!!!!!
because its v day i wrote a little poem for my gf TODAY IS V DAY I WILL SHOT U IN THE FACE YOUR BLOOD IS ON THE FLOOR AND NOW U R DEAD HAPPY V DAY BABY I LOVE U ummmmmm yea dont say that to a girl or a guy because u will get hit lmao HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAYY!!!!!!!!!
10 Nov, 2011
THE REAL HER
But I gotta say, oh, baby, oh baby, why is this so familiar? Just met her, already feel like I know the real her You musta done this before, this can't be your first time We musta been here before, cause girl you're fresh on my mind You got that s*** that somebody would look for but won't find You musta done this before, this can't be your first time
17 Aug, 2011
ABOUT YOU
10 facts ?about you: 1. You are? reading this? comment 2.You? are realizing that is a stupid?? fact 4.you didn't? notice I skipped three.5 You're checking now 6. You're smiling 7.You are still reading my comment 9? You? didn't realize I? skipped eight 10. You're? checking again and smiling?? about? how you fell for it again. 11. You're enjoying this 12. You didnt realize there are? only? supposed to be ten facts.
07 May, 2011
who you are
who are you. who ever u want to be u say. never give up IM SO FUCKING BOARED YEA SO
19 Nov, 2010
ITS friday
fuck monday FUCK TUESDAY FUCKKKKKKK WEDNESDAY FUCK THURSDAY ITS FIRDAY IM BORED NEXT BLOG GOING TO BE RANDOM
26 Oct, 2010
WAT WATTTTTT ITS UR WATTTT!!!!!!!!!!
its my b-day b-day b-day and everybody who want to give m a gift u know where to go girls, boys hellllllllllllll nooooooooooooo no no no no only girls HAPPY B-DAY TO ME
08 Oct, 2010
inbox me too see did i make this song
Can I , Can I, Save you from you, Cause you know there's something missin' and that champagne you've been sippin' is not suppose to make you different over time Its starting to feel, like the wrong thing to do yeah, Cause with all that recognition it gets hard for you to listen to the things that imma say to make you mine! But live girl have some fun girl we'll be fine, Trying to convince myself I found one, Making a mistake I never learn from (Chorus) I swear I al-ways fall l for your type, yeah for your type, Tell me why I al-ways fall for your type yeah oooh ooh, for your type I jus can't explain this s*** at all (4x) I believe in people like you
24 Sep, 2010
hahahaha
im back i know it's been long but now i'm back and that means guys gather ur girls and girls stay cute cause i'm backkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!
27 Aug, 2010
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im a skateboarder i do a lot of im on my roof where my computer im eating fruit loops [on the roof] boom oh no wat UR FUCKING STUPID BITCH THATS WAT!!!!!!!! eric cartman,south park,kenny,south park,kyle,south park,stan FUCKING SOUTH PARK i like family guy stop talking about south park say south park one more time i will kill u [south park] wat ninja dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee oh s*** im dead IM A LITTLE BOY FOREVER EWWWW
13 Aug, 2010
i love the way u lie
[Chorus - Rihanna:] Just gonna stand there and watch me burn But that's alright because I like the way it hurts Just gonna stand there and hear me cry But that's alright because I love the way you lie I love the way you lie [Eminem] I can't tell you what it really is I can only tell you what it feels like And right now it's a steel knife in my windpipe I can't breathe but I still fight while I can fight As long as the wrong feels right it's like I'm in flight High off of love, drunk from my hate, It's like I'm huffing paint and I love it the more I suffer, I suffocate And right before I'm about to drown, she resuscitates me She f***ing hates me and I love it. Wait! Where you going? "I'm leaving you" No you ain't. Come back we're running right back. Here we go again It's so insane cause when it's going good, it's going great I'm Superman with the wind at his back, she's Lois Lane But when it's bad it's awful, I feel so ashamed I snapped Who's that dude? I don't even know his name I laid hands on her, I'll never stoop so low again I guess I don't know my own strength [Chorus - Rihanna:] Just gonna stand there and watch me burn But that's alright because I like the way it hurts Just gonna stand there and hear me cry But that's alright because I love the way you lie I love the way you lie I love the way you lie [Eminem] You ever love somebody so much you can barely breathe When you're with 'em You meet and neither one of you even knows what hit 'em Got that warm fuzzy feeling Yeah, them those chills you used to get 'em Now you're getting f***ing sick of looking at 'em You swore you'd never hit 'em; never do nothing to hurt 'em Now you're in each other's face spewing venom in your words when you spit them You push pull each other's hair, scratch claw hit 'em Throw 'em down pin 'em So lost in the moments when you're in them It's the rage that took over it controls you both So they say you're best to go your separate ways
28 Jul, 2010
mISS ME
cuz its on yeah girl its on you know what it is when i finally make it home i just hope that you miss me a little when im gone yeah i hope that you miss me a little when im gone and you just tell me what you down for anything you down for i know things have changed know i used to be around more but you should miss me a little when im gone i just hope that you miss me a little when im gone gone gone
14 May, 2010
i'm awesome
awesome, awesome, awesome,awesome,awesome,awesome I don't necessarily have to be here for this I'm gonna keep the headphones though mother ****** I'm awesome! No you're not dude don't lie I'm awesome! I'm drivin around in my mom's ride I'm awsome! A quarter of my life gone by and I met all my friends online m***********er I'm awesome!!! I will run away from a brawl I'm awsome! There's no voice mail nobody called I'm awsome! i can't afford to buy eight ball and i talk to myself on my facebook wall you know my pants sag low (low) even though (though) that went out of style like ten years ago (go) spose, i got the swagger of a cripple i got little biceps, getting fatter in the middle and lyrically i'm not the best physically the opposite of randy moss and yet so preposterous feel the awesomeness the most obnoxious guest up at the sausage fest oh yes!i like to have s** the girls are repulsed so i hide in my hood like i'm joining a cult uh uhh i'm as nervous as my cattle dirty curtis all my writtens are bitten and all my verses are purchased me? i'ii never date an actress got to many back zits plus my whole home aroma is cat p*** every show i do is poorly promoted and if you like this it's cuz my little sister wrote it i'm awsome!!! no you're not dude don't lie i'm awsome!!! i'm drivin around in my mom's ride i'm awsome!!! a quarter of my life gone by and i met all my friends online mother f***er i'm awsome!!! i will run away from a brawl i'm awsome!!! there's no voice mail nobody called i'm awsome!!! i can't afford to buy eight ball and i talk to myself on my facebook wall swagger of a cripple check it out i'm from maine and i don't hunt nope and i can't ski smoke weed but i can't roll blunts maight be with my wifey my necjs not icy eatin' at mcdonalds because subway is pricey Find More lyrics at www.sweetslyrics.com uh and my unibrow is plucked just ask my mom if i could borrow ten bucks sh