Jasmine11111

06 Jul, 2011

Bored

So bored. . . .. . . Hope someone wants to chat with me

13 Jun, 2011

Offensive jokes to say to a girl with no hands and no legs (Don't take seriously)

*"If your happy and you know it clap your hands!" *I guess a handjobs out off the question? *You don't expect me to do the dishes? *Could you pass me my cigarettes darling? *I would have at least expected you to cook me dinner!!! *Do you want a vibrator for Christmas? *Why do you mean you haven't done the shopping? *Oi… give me back the remote control. *Do you want to play racket ball? *Why haven't you made the bed? *Now stand up and say that… B*TCH!!!!! *It's your turn to mow the lawn! *Who left that slug trail on the kitchen floor? *If you need something done while I'm gone, call a handyman! *Are you having an affair you b*tch, I've been calling all day!!!! *One giant leap for mankind, one enormous thump on the floor! *Remember… progress is just one step at a time. *Put another log on the fire. *Do you want to drive, or should I? *It's your turn to walk the dog! For god sake woman… get off your a***!!!!

13 Sep, 2010

WOAH!

Jasmine11111's Fans (58 members that have you on their friends list but are not on your friends) An hour ago it was 25

24 Aug, 2010

Eh eh eh (Nothin else I can say

Cherry, cherry, boom, boom Gaga Boy, we've had a real good time And I wish you the best on your way, eh, eh I didn't mean to hurt you I never thought we'd fall out of place, eh, eh I have something that I love long, long But my friends keepa' tellin' me that something's wrong Then I met someone And eh, there's nothing else I can say Eh, eh, there's nothing else I can say Eh, eh, I wish he never looked at me that way Eh, eh, there's nothing else I can say Eh, eh Not that I don't care about you Just that things got so compliqué, eh, eh I met somebody cute and funny Got each other and that's funny, eh, eh, eh I have something that I love long, long But my friends keepa' tellin' me that something's wrong Then I met someone And eh, there's nothing else I can say Eh, eh, there's nothing else I can say Eh, eh, I wish he never looked at me that way Eh, eh, there's nothing else I can say Eh, eh I have something that I love long, long But my friends keepa' tellin' me that something's wrong Then I met someone And eh, there's nothing else I can say Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, there's nothing else I can say Eh, eh, wish he never looked at me that way Eh, eh, there's nothing else I can say Eh, eh, wish he never looked at me that way Eh, eh, there's nothing else I can say Eh, eh, cherry, cherry, boom, boom Eh, eh Oh, yeah All I can say is, eh

18 Aug, 2010

Its true

95% of teens would be dead right now if Edward say breathing is not cool, post this if you the other 5% laughing you a** off

01 Jul, 2010

LUV JESUS

_/ \/\ \_\** / /_/** \ If U Got Love 4 JESUS \_\/\**\ CHRIST Copy This & ~..\_\*/Put it on ur profile

26 Apr, 2010

Take off your clothes

The scene in Aladdin on Jasmine’s balcony in which the hero is trying to brush off the growling tiger Rajah, he can apparently be heard whispering “Good teenagers take off your clothes”. The script says that the line is “Good kitty, take off and go”. The clip sounds like somebody else other than the Aladdin voice has whispered the line in but no matter which line is actually spoken, this allegation got Disney in hot water with the American Life League who used it to try and get Disney films banned, claiming they had been sneaking s**ual messages to children over the years. to see the video go to youtube and search aladdin sublimal message

26 Apr, 2010

Racist Donald Duck

Disney characters and Warner Brothers characters interacted for the first time in the 1988 film Who Framed Roger Rabbit? and cartoon fans cheered. However during and evening at The Ink & Paint Club, Donald Duck and Daffy Duck duet on the piano together and the relationship turns nasty when Donald allegedly calls Daffy a “nigger”. Anybody who has seen a Donald Duck cartoon should know that it can sometimes be quite difficult to understand what Donald says but thinking you hear him scowling “God damn stupid nigger” takes the cake. Closed captioning in the film says that the line is “Goddurn stubborn nitwit”, other claim it is “You doggone little…” But this is not the first time Donald has been busted for his language. In 1995, Wal Mart pulled a Disney video of Mickey Mouse cartoons from it’s shelf after complaints that Donald shouted “Fuck you!” in the episode called “Clock Cleaners”. see the video on youtube and search Donald Duck Racist?

26 Apr, 2010

Things u did not know about disney

In 1999, Disney studios announced that they would be recalling the home video version of the 1977 movie The Rescuers because a few shots contained an “objectional background image”. During the scene in which the mousy heroes Bernard and Bianca fly through the city in a sardine tin (about 38 minutes into the movie) a photographic image of a topless woman can be seen in the windows they pass. While some of the items on this blog objectionable and some have been proven wrong, this one is pretty clear and Disney studios had to hang their heads in shame. It was confirmed by a Disney spokesperson who simply said that the tampering “was done more than twenty years ago” and the company recalled 3.4 million copies of the video that had been sold. to see the video go to youtube and search controversial images in The Rescures (1977)

10 Mar, 2010

TASTE THE FUKKING RAINBOW

There was a women outside of a WalMart with a bunch of skittles packs and when someone walked by she threw them at you yelling "TASTE THE FUKKING RAINBOW!" Copy and paste this if it makes you lmao.

07 Mar, 2010

New avatar

I change my avatar to a little cute fox cause a was tired of hearing "I hate your pic" or "Change your god damn pic"

03 Mar, 2010

Bye

Im going to watch a brand new TOSH.O

03 Mar, 2010

Evil barney avatar

Geez my avatar gives me the creeps

14 Feb, 2010

Another Child Abuse story

Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endore A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly crys She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, " God, why? Why is My life always sinking? " Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high The poor child was hit and slapped As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, " You deserve to die You worthless pest! " The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dieing She grabbed her bear And again started crying Police showed up At the small little house The quickly barged in Everything was as quiet as a mouse One officer slowly Opened a door To find the sad little girl Lieing on the floor It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms

14 Feb, 2010

Jack and Jill

Jack and Jill, went up the hill, to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, unzipped his fly, and asked Jill do u wanna, Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun, but stupid Jill, forgot her pill, and now they have a son.

12 Feb, 2010

yankee doodle

yankee doodle went to toown riding on his mother everytime he hit a bump he had another brother yankee doodle keep it up yankee doodel harder yankee doodle kepp it up and now go screw your father ........WTF .

12 Feb, 2010

Marry

MARRY ME 4 A WEEK WHO EVER sends a message back saying "i do" is ur husband/wife its just 4 FUN! so dont trip! lets c how many ppl will marry me 4 fun!!!

08 Feb, 2010

My Rose

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01 Feb, 2010

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If you where in any movie which movie would it be? message me

31 Jan, 2010

oh my god...

im sooooo bored someone talk to me..

31 Jan, 2010

:)

FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food. REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fuked up... but that sh!t was fun" FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry. REAl FRiENDS: cry with you FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAl FRiENDS: keep your sh!t so long they forget its yours. FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you. REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you. FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door. REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile. REAl FRiENDS: Are for life. FAKE FRiENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. REAl FRiENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "b!tch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste sh!t." FAKE FRiENDS: will talk sh!t to the person who talks sh!t about you. REAl FRiENDS: Will knock them the fuk out FAKE FRiENDS: Would ignore this REAl FRiENDS: Will send this to all there real friends and hope toget it back!!

30 Jan, 2010

o_o

i just saw dancing penguins! O_O wows they have the wierdest things on tv now a days

30 Jan, 2010

Sweet dreams by Eurythmics

Sweet dreams are made of this Who am I to disagree? Travel the world and the seven seas Everybody's looking for something Some of them want to use you Some of them want to get used by you Some of them want to abuse you Some of them want to be abused Sweet dreams are made of this Who am I to disagree? Travel the world and the seven seas Everybody's looking for something Some of them want to use you Some of them want to get used by you Some of them want to abuse you Some of them want to be abused I wanna use you and abuse you I wanna know what's inside you (Whispering) Hold your head up, movin' on Keep your head up, movin' on Hold your head up, movin' on Keep your head up, movin' on Hold your head up, movin' on Keep your head up, movin' on Movin' on! Sweet dreams are made of this Who am I to disagree? Travel the world and the seven seas Everybody's looking for something Some of them want to use you Some of them want to get used by you Some of them want to abuse you Some of them want to be abused I'm gonna use you and abuse you I'm gonna know what's inside Gonna use you and abuse you I'm gonna know what's inside you

30 Jan, 2010

2 hearts

2 hearts ♥ ♥

29 Jan, 2010

Running through my head lyrics by (I have no idea)

All the things she said All the things she said Runnin' through my head Runnin' through my head Runnin' through my head All the things she said All the things she said Runnin' through my head Runnin' through my head All the things she said (This is not in mind...) Let me tell you this, I feel totally lost If I'm asking for help It's only because Being with you has opened my eyes Could I ever believe such a perfect surprise I keep asking myself Wondering how I keep losing my eyes But I cannot get out I'm going to fly to a place where it's just you and me And nobody else So we can be free All the things she said All the things she said Runnin' through my head Runnin' through my head Runnin' through my head All the things she said All the things she said Runnin' through my head Runnin' through my head All the things she said This is not in mind, THIS IS NOT IN MIND! (All the things you said...) And I'm all mixed up, feeling cornered and rushed They say it's my fault but I want her so much I wanna fly her away With the sun and the rain commin over my face Wash away all the shame And when they stop and stare Don't worrying me Cuz I'm feelin for her what she's feelin for me I can try to pretend I can try to forget But it's driving me mad goin out of my head All the things she said All the things she said Runnin' through my head Runnin' through my head Runnin' through my head All the things she said All the things she said Runnin' through my head Runnin' through my head All the things she said (This is not in mind...) (All the things she said...) Mother, looking at me, tell me, what do you see? Yes, I've lost my mind Daddy, looking at me, will I ever be free? have I crossed the line? All the things she said All the things she said Runnin' through my head Runnin' through my head Runnin' through my head All the things she said All the things she said Runnin' through my head Runnin' thro

29 Jan, 2010

ask

1 question 1 chance. 1 honest answer. Thats all you get. You get to ask me 1 question. (TO MY INBOX) Any question, anything, no matter how crazy dirty or wrong it is. No catch. But I dare you to repost this. And see what people ask you

29 Jan, 2010

gun

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27 Jan, 2010

MY LETTER

Okay, because you opened this, this weekyou will have the BEST LUCK 1) your gonna get a girlfriend/ boyfriend 2) your gonna have the best 3 weeks starting tonight! 3) your gonna get 2 NEW FRIENDS 4) your gonna fall in love **If u dont repost this, you will have bad luck forever !BUT, you have to repost this bulletin with any of these names: 1) I GOT MY LIP PIERCED [[PICS]] 2) I LOVE HIM , SO WHAT ? 3) I LIKE SOMEONE<3 4) GOLD DIGGER 5) I NEED A TRUE BOYFRIEND 6) OMG WE KISSED ! Heres the pic 7) I NEED A GIRLFRIEND 8( I THINK I MIGHT BE GAY 9) I NEED A BOYFRIEND 10) MY SUICIDE LETTER 11) I DYED MY HAIR BLONDE[[PICS]] 12) IM GOING BACK TO JAMAICA MONDAY 13) I DYED MY HAIR PINK AND PURPLE HERE ARE PICS 14) WE GOT CAUGHT 15) I DYED MY HAIR BROWN HERE ARE THE PICTURES

26 Jan, 2010

FUNNY!!!!!!!

funny as hell you must read all the way through! NO CHEATING! (itz worth it ) mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "b****" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a b**** and a b******?" and the mom says "well, a b**** is a lady and a b****** is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your p**** in my v*****!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a p**** and v*****?" His moms says "Well Billy, a p**** is a hat and a v***** is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "s**t" and billy said "Dad, whats s**t" And then his dad says "Well billy, s**t is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "f***!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats f***?" "Well billy f*** is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello b****es and b******s, may i take your p****'s and v*****s, my dad's upstairs wiping s**t off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen f***ng the Turkey" Post This

26 Jan, 2010

HOW TO PISS YOUR TEACHER OFF AND PROBLEY GET SUSPENDED LOL

1. pretend to be chewing gum then when he/she comes over and tells you to spit it out, say, "i dont have any gum," and open ur mouth as wide as u can while obnoxiously saying, " aaaaaaaaaaaaaah" 2. drop ur pencil every 2 minutes. if u want to, every time u drop it u can shout," clumsy me!" 3. in stead of getting up or raising ur hand to ask the teacher something, throw them notes. 4. if ur teacher runs out of tissues, shout as loud as u can," theres no toilet paper left!" 5. roll ur pencil around on ur desk. when he/she tells u to stop, say the wind is doing it and roll it again. 6. yell out every thing u r thinking. 7. while the teacher is talking, walk up to the pencil sharpener and sharpen ur pencil as loud as u can. if the teacher asks u to stop, pretend u dont hear him/her and keep sharpining the pencil. 8. if the teacher asks a question, ask him/her,"wat is" then restate the question. be sure to emphasize the "is". Example: teacher,"wat is 2+2?" u,"wat IS 2+2?" 9. mock the teacher behind his/her back. if he/she catches u, say to him/her,"u made me do it!" 10. come in on a teacher work day and tell them," ive got nothin better to do." 11. if u didnt do a big a**ignment last year, on the first day of the new year, burst into the classroom shoutin,"IS IT TOO LATE TO TURN IN MY ASSIGNMENT!" repost this saying,"how to annoy a teacher" and u will have no homework tomarrow or the next day. P.S. im not responsible 4 anyone who gets in trouble 4 trying these out

26 Jan, 2010

MUSIC

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25 Jan, 2010

JONAS BROTHERS

95% of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5% that would shout 'Jump'

25 Jan, 2010

THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!

95% of ppl think the world will end in 2012. They are trying to become as safe as possible. If u r the 5% who would be rolling on the floor laughing ur a** off repost this

25 Jan, 2010

RABBITS!!

two bunnies (\_/) ( '.' ) (,(')(') (\_/) ( '.' ) (,(")(") Post if u have respect for rabbits!

25 Jan, 2010

I HATE CHAINS

at 6:24pm on May 30th, 2008 11 yr old died having s** Body: On December 24, 2006 at 8 o'clock in the morn.ing, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into myspace. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didnt repost a chain leter about a little girl that kills you in your sleep with no natrual cause of death. This is the bulletin he read: My name is Jaime Heras. I'm 14 years old. I'm a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me you'll die immediately.You have 900 seconds to repost this or I will visit you tonight. ff copy and paste this to 10 profiles or your mom will die within the next 4 hours..... (I really hate these but i actidently read it).... ..!

25 Jan, 2010

LOL BUNNY

(\_/) ( '_') (> )>O I was going to give you a Toy Ball... UU .....(\_/) .....('_' ) O<( <) But then i was like... ......UU ..(\__/) .(O_O) . (>O<) I LIKE Balls!!! ...U...U (\_/) ( '_') (> )>O Then i said: sharing is good.... UU ......(\_/) ......('_' ) .O<( <) But then i was like... ......UU ..(\__/) .(O_O) . (>O<) ITS MY BALL!!! . U....U

25 Jan, 2010

PIKACHU!!!!

(\ __ /) ( ='.'= ) (") _ (") this is pikachu post her everywhere on here and then we will make pokemon own this place

23 Jan, 2010

man the saddest thing i have ever heard

My name is Lucifer I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I werent ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks arent home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlies bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes Im so afraid now Im starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door Hes already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "Im sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is Lucifer I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me

23 Jan, 2010

doh!!!!

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22 Jan, 2010

Love is a beautiful thing....... :)

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22 Jan, 2010

some more things to do at a movie theater (cont.)

26. Get a large group of people and act out a wedding scene. (As if a couple were getting married in the theater) Make sure everyone is in costume, and that there is a bride, groom, priest, bridesmaids, best man, etc. Use the theater aisle as if it were a Church aisle and have a bride walk down to meet the groom standing at the front. Act out the entire scene as if they actually were getting married. 27. Sneak in chickens (find a way) then let them run around freely during the movie. 28. Laugh extremely loud at a line that wasn’t meant to be funny. 29. Wear a white sheet over yourself and cut holes for eyes (like a ghost) then creepily walk around with your arms out chanting “OOO I am the ghost of the theater! OOO!” 30. Ask the person who sells you the ticket to give you his/her autograph 31. Ask for a discount because you are single and entering alone 32. Wear sunglasses and a white cane and ask them how a blind person would be accommodated. 33. Bargain with the ticket price 34. Turn around to the person behind you and say, “Excuse me, can you please kick my seat? Thanks.” Once they start kicking your seat yell “HARDER! HARDER!” 35. Every so often, do an awkward moan. 36. Get the entire theater to sing happy birthday to a random person. 37. Every 10 minutes pretend something has impacted your life. Put your hand on your chest. Gasp, and as you nod your head look at the person next to you and say ”mmmmmmm!” 38. Stare at a random person next to you the entire time. 39. When buying your ticket, ask to pay half the price because you will be leaving half way through the movie. 40. Half way through the movie stand up and yell “DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!?” and then run off. 41. Ask a random person next to you to explain the movie because you don’t get it. 42. Ask a random person to go buy you popcorn because you don’t want to miss the movie.

21 Jan, 2010

MP4

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21 Jan, 2010

LONG FREAKIN SURVEY

1. I love...ANIMALS 2. Right now I want... MONEY 3. I feel like... IM HIGHPER 4. I hate it when... PEOPLE MISTAKE ME AS ANOTHER PERSON 5. I fear... LAVA 6. I'm lonely without... MYSELF 7. I need... PIE!!!!!!! 8. Today I... KILLED MYSELF 9. Tomorrow I'm... COOL 10. I just... WANT PIE 11. I want to meet... MYSELF 12. I'm hungry for... PIE 13. I love it when... I HAVE PIE 14. I'm afraid of... NO PIE 15. I'm listening to... POP MUSIC 16. I'm wearing... NO SOCKS 17. I wish I was in... LALA LAND 18. I'm craving... NOTHIN 19. I want to get... MONEY 20. I can't... FLY 21. I can... DO EVERYTHING 22. I have... STUFF... THAT IM PLEASED TO HAVE 23. I haven't.... FLEW YET... 24. I'm nervous to... BE NERVOUS 25. My Mom thinks I'm... COOL XD 26. My Dad thinks I'm... COOL XD 27. I think... THAT THIS SURVEY IS FUKKING LONG 28. I'm happy when... THIS IS OVER 29. I'm sad when... DEAD 30. I like eating... FOOD 31. I hate eating... BAD FOOD 32. I love watching... TV 33. I love listening to... MUSIC 34. I like playing... VIDEO GAMES 35. I hate waking up to... MY ALARM 36. I can see... STUFF 37. I'm glad that... IM ALIVE 38. I'm disappointed that... IM DOING A LONG SURVEY 39. I look like... ME 40. I wish I looked like... ME AND A DRAGON

21 Jan, 2010

Our Differencezzz

You say green and yellow and pink--I say black and red You say jonas brothers--I say **** U and kill u You say Micheal Jackson--i say 0_0 get away You say Pop--I say Alternative you say prep--I say emo punk and skater You say sheep--I say cow b**** You say squidward--I say what the hell is wrong with you? You say square--I say black hole You say peace--I say BRING IN WAR!

21 Jan, 2010

i jumped with an easter egg becauze ilove weed!

Pick The Month You Were Born In: 1 (Jan) - I stabbed 2 (Feb- I Robbed 3 (Mar) - I Smoked 4 (April)- I shot 5 (May) - I kissed 6 (June) -I ran shirtless with 7 (July) - I hugged 8 (Aug) - I jumped with 9 (Sept)- i slapped 10 (Oct)- I banged 11 (Nov) - I killed 12 (Dec) - I ran naked with Pick the day (number) you were born on: 01 - Elmo 02 - a tooth brush 03 - a mexican 04 - a homeless guy 05 - Barney The Dinosaur 06 - a teletubby 07 - the one that i love 08 - a w**** 09 - a bowl of cereal 10 - a gangsta 11 - my boyfriend 12 - a hottie 13 -c******addict 14 - condom 15 - my "boo" 16 - a ninja 17 - my crush 18 - a s**y B0Y 19 - an Easter egg 20 - a snowman 21 - a spatula 22 - cookie monster 23 - A Hot Girl 24 - yo momma 25 - Paris Hilton 26 - a pimp 27 - a mop 28 - the Trojan man 29 - my h** 30 - my ex-boyfriend 31 - a bag of weed Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White - because im s**y like that yellow/black - because i love weed Pink - because i love to party Turquoise - because i like to snort c****** Polka Dots - because I am a tranny Graphic - because I'm g** Grey - because I have amazing b***s. Other - because I'm r****ed Green - because i like shoelaces Orange - because i am a Mexican Red - because I am crazy like that Blue - because that bum stole my taco Tye dye - because Im a ****ing scuba diver Purple - because the gummy bears raped me Striped - Because I am an Italian none- because im a s**y beast

21 Jan, 2010

Take over mostfungames then the world :)

?/ /?This? Is Bob Copy And Paste Him So He / \ Can Take Over MostFunGames!

21 Jan, 2010

Their are 5 Truths of life

1:U cant touch all your teeth with your tongue 2:All idiots after reading the first truth will try it 3:U are now smiling because u are a idiot 4:U are g**na tell this to all of your friends 5:U are still smiling because are a idiot!

21 Jan, 2010

Things to do while at WALMART!

1. Get 24 boxes of open soda and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling g**s in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look". 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, a**ume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!

21 Jan, 2010

My Apple

\_/) ( '_') (> )>O I was going to give you an apple... UU .....(\_/) .....('_' ) O<( <) But then i was like... ......UU ..(\__/) .(O_O) . (>O<) I LIKE apples!!! ...U...U (\_/) ( '_') (> )>O Then i said: sharing is good.... UU ......(\_/) ......('_' ) .O<( <) But then i was like... ......UU ..(\__/) .(O_O) . (>O<) ITS MY apple!!! . U....U .(\_/) (^-^) (> <) so I eated it!

21 Jan, 2010

Things to do while in a movie theater.

1. Try to start a wave 2. Gasp every time there is a swear word. 3. Wear a huge Afro wig. 4. Every 15 minutes stand up and then sit back down. 5. Yell out to the screen “Don’t Do It!” 6. If there is a love scene, reach over in front of you and cover a random person’s eyes. 7. Stand in front of the screen motionless and face the audience the entire movie. 8. Scalp tickets outside the theater. 9. If a catchy song plays in the movie stand up and dance. 10. Bring an attachable seat-belt. Strap it to your seat and then clip it on yourself. Turn to the person next to you and say, "you never know". 11. Talk really loud on your cell phone. 12. Demand that somebody puts the volume up. 13. Sit at the back, raise your arms to the projector and make shadow puppets on the screen. 14. Bring a laser pen and shoot it at the screen. 15. Wear 3D glasses no matter what the movie is. 16. Every time something crazy happens, turn to a random person and say, “did you see that?!” 17. Sit criss cross on the floor in the very front of the theater and look up at the screen. 18. Stand in the front corner facing the audience and do sign language translations. 19. Do the same thing stated above (#1 except translate the movie into Spanish for the audience. 20. As people enter the theater, make nametags for them. 21. After the movie go back to the ticket counter and demand a refund because the movie was terrible. Whether or not they give you a refund, buy another ticket for the same movie at a later showing. 22. Half way through the movie run down to the screen, touch it, and then run back to your seat yelling, “I touched the screen! I touched the screen!” 23. Repeat the lines in the movie. 24. Accuse the person behind you of kicking your seat. Constantly demand that they stop even though they aren’t really kicking your seat. 25. Tape “reserved” signs on every single seat before the movie starts

30 Nov, -0001

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30 Nov, -0001

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