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|First Name :||JakeElement|
|Member Since :||05 Jun, 2008|
18 Nov, 2009
i love Jesus
Say this slowly. Jesus. I. love. you. and. I. need. you. Repost this within 5 minutes and t**le it: "SEE IF YOUR MIDDLE NAME IS ON THE LIST" A miracle will happen tonight. P.S.Please Do not ignore ...God works in mysterious ways
28 Oct, 2009
R.I.P. Kermit the Frog
R.I.P. Kermit the Frog He died of the swine flu. On his death bead his final words were, "That 'effin pig said she was clean!"
28 Oct, 2009
friends and homies
FRIENDS: Never ask for food HOMIES: Are the reason you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. HOMIES: Call your parents mom and dad. FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. HOMIES: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we ****ed up...but that **** was fun!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. HOMIES: Cry with you. FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. HOMIES: Keep your **** so long they forget it's yours. FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. HOMIES: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. HOMIES: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you. FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. HOMIES: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" FRIENDS: Are for a while. HOMIES: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. HOMIES: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "b****, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!" FRIENDS: Will talk **** to the person who talks **** about you. HOMIES: Will knock them the **** out of them!!
05 Sep, 2009
Green Day Ha Ha Your Dead
How do you get your sleep at night? How did you get your noose so tight? Like chewing on tinfoil, it's so much fun Gonna be dead before your gone Cause look how things have gotten And I'll be happy so I won't pretend And I'll be cheering that you're going down And I'll be laughing, I'll be laughing How many feelings can you steal? Gotta be part of your appeal I can see through you cause you're wearing thin Like chewing on tinfoil once again Ha Ha you're dead And I'm so happy In loving memory Of your demise When your ship is going down I'll go out and paint the town Ha Ha you're dead Ha Ha you're dead Ha Ha you're dead (ha ha ha) Ha Ha you're dead The joke is over You were an a**hole And now you're gone As your ship is going down I'll stand by and watch you drown Ha Ha you're dead You're gonna be dead Just remember what I said Ha Ha you're dead Ha Ha you're dead Ha Ha you're dead
11 Apr, 2009
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