12 Jun, 2012

wow

i havent been on this site in a while hmu tho

09 Feb, 2012

WHY!!!

ONCE YOU'VE READ THE FIRST WORD OF THIS YOU CANT GET OUT. READ ON OR DIE TONIGHT AT 10:35 P.M.9 years ago a person named Jerry got dared to sleep in a house that was belived haunted.The next day his friends waited for him out side the house.They had to go inside and search for him. They went through every room exept the attic. He wasn't ... See... See More... See More... See More... See more... See more... See More... See more... See more ... See moremoresupposedsleep there.He was SUpposed to sleep in the living room They went into the attic. They saw Jerry's corpse and they just left because they were scared. But that night they all died because of their friend He killed them all for making him sleep in that house If you don't send this to 11 comments you will die tonight by Jerry.Example 1: A man named Stewart Read this and didn't belive it. He shut off his computer and went through his day. That night while he was in bed he heard something outside of his door. He got up to look. And now he's dead. eXample 2: A Girl named Haley Read this in the morning and she got scared but she didn't send it. She wanted to know if it was true. She went to school (She was only 13 years old) and that night she died. If you don't post this on 11 comments tonight Jerry will 'v

04 Dec, 2011

y?

your eyes cant stop now, you cant back out. you have to know what happens next. i am lucy, and i died two years ago today. on this anniversary i send a letter. if you dont repost or chain it, something bad will happen. luka didnt read this and she slipped in the shower hitting her head on the wall and dying. i appeared as a bloody mess in carols room and she died of fright. repost or resendthis ori will kill you too.

23 Jul, 2011

OOVOO

if u have n oovoo inbox me cuz im bored

23 Jun, 2011

NO BOYFRIEND

put NO GIRLFRIEND if boy NO BOYFRIEND if girl or TAKEN if ur taken and a miracle will happen tonite ps. dont ignore, youll regret it repost in 1 min!!!!

18 Mar, 2011

hi

im leavin dis site foeva catch u on da flip side

09 Nov, 2010

fill in the blanks

i ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars. Love,

30 Oct, 2010

LOLZ WAT DO U WANT FRM ME?

Put this in ur blogs No cheating, you have to post this on ur blogs and see what people want from you!!! 1=A baby? 2=Another chance? 3=Love? 4=A Kiss? 5=Friendship? 6=Max partner? 7=Lap dance? 8=To chill? 9=To cuddle? 10=Marriage?

27 Oct, 2010

wat wud u do?

WE'RE LOCKED UP IN MY ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE OR EVEN DISGUSTED

26 Oct, 2010

lol funny female comebac

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together if you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this.... If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. DAMES REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" DUDES REPOST THIS AS "dont let this happen

22 Oct, 2010

i love my friends

if u r my friend on here leave a comment sayin wat u think of me!!!

16 Oct, 2010

y wud he do this to me?

i don think he understands how much i love hym he broke my heart because he felt like it an that hurt ne to my hart i want him bac but i cant take the payne wat do i do in this situation?

12 Oct, 2010

I LOVE GOD

If you believe in God repost this. Please don't ignore; you are beingtested. For it says in the Bible, "Deny me in front of everyone, I will deny you in front of my father." 97% won't post. Will you?

03 Oct, 2010

CUD U HANDLE IT?

~!~Booty Shaking, Heart Breaking, Mad Hott, Never Stop, Short Skirt, Love to Flirt, Tight Jeans, Very Mean, High Class, Nice Ass, Shakin Thys, Candy Eyes, Lucious Lips, Killer Kiss, Tell me can you handle this? Message Me~!~

22 Jul, 2010

funny shit yo !!!!!

Ms Neelam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of? Boy: after a moment "Legs." Ms Neelam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" Boy: "Pockets." Ms Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid? Boy: Coconut Ms Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy was taking charge. Boy: Bubblegum Ms Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer... Boy: Shake hands

21 Jul, 2010

plz

some one send me a message plz

20 Jul, 2010

tru stuff

honestly ... If u really like someone right now, and miss them at this moment, and cant get them out of ur head, and you think about them ALL the time, then repost this t**led "? IF U LIKE SOMEONE READ THIS?" within one minute. They will surprise u ...

20 Jul, 2010

i luv dis cuz its true

s** is a sensation where a guy puts his location in the girl's destination to make a population for the next generation. You got my explanation or do you need a demonstration?

20 Jul, 2010

a girls first time

It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him- he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way, pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you. After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle, that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience. You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled. . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . What were you THINKING?! NAUGHTY!! . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . U BIG FREAKKK!!!!! I know what you were thinking! ! YOU MUST REPOST THIS WITH THE TITLE "A GURLZ 1ST TIME

17 Jul, 2010

hataz

the more yall hate,the betta i look and rite now im fine as hell :)

17 Jul, 2010

Broken Hearted

i thought he loved me but apparently he doesn't :( I need some love rite now

02 Jul, 2010

PLZ

IF UR MY FRIEND LEAVE ME A COMMENT

30 Jun, 2010

KISS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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29 Jun, 2010

MATURE EYES ONLY

Why? Why do we sleep during church, but when the sermon is over we suddenly wake up?Why is it so hard to talk about God, but so easy to talk about bad things? Why are we so boredwhen we read a Christian magazine, but f ind it easy to look at a magazine o f people? Why is it so easy to ignore a godly message, yet we forward the useless ones? Why are churches getting smaller, but bars and clubs are growing? Think about it, are you going to for ward this? Or are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? Just remember God is always watching you. forward this as 'mature eyes only'. 80% of you won't forward this. .So go ahead and forward this now and sign your name below SHANIYAH

28 Jun, 2010

CAN I HAVE YO NUMBA

I WANT YOUR # I DNT CARE WHO U R! NAME: Cell #: TEXT MESSAGING(YES OR NO): PIX MESSAGING(YES OR NO). FREAKY{YES OR NO}: I DARE YOU TO COPY AND PASTE DiS & SEE HOW MANY #'S U GET

26 Jun, 2010

WAT DO U THINK OF ME?

F = damn youre ugly D = your parents must be heated C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay? C = You're okay looking, but u need work... C+ = You're just average B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person. B+ = Pretty damn attractive. I'd hit that. A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome. A = DAMN YOUR SEXXXAY!! A+ = Gorgeous... will u go out with me A++=SO HOTT will you marry me A+++=TAKE ME NOW ON THE TABLE AND #@*& ME AND DON'T STOP TELL ME IN MY INBOX!

06 Aug, 2009

god can do miracles

a girl went to a party she ended up staying longer than planned,and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a relatively small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. nstantly a comforting feeling of quietness and ecurity wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past him and arrived home salfley he following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been killed in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could of been her she beengan to weep thanking the lord for her sfatey and to help this young woman she decied tto go to the police station she felt liek she could reconze the man so she told them her stroy the police asked her if she would be wiling to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him she agreed and imeadtly pointed out the man when the man was told he had been identified he imadently borke down and conffsed the officer thanked diane for her bravery and asked if tehre was anything they could do for her she asked if they would ask him one question diane was courious why he had nto attacked her when the police ask him he anwserd because she wasnt alone there was to men on either side of her amazilng wheather you blieve it or not 99% of teenagers do not stand up for god repost this ask i failed (your grade) if you turly believe in god

05 Aug, 2009

YO MOMMA

yo momma so fat ,wen she steped on a scale it said "one at a time plz" yo momma so stupid she put make-up on her head just to make up her mind

30 Jun, 2009

michael jackson

R.I.P MICHAEL JACKSON WE WILL MISS U AND SO WILL UR FAMILY

30 Jun, 2009

paper can't beat rock

I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how a rock can beat scissors, but there’s no ****ing way paper can beat rock. is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? why the hell can’t paper do this to scissors? screw scissors, why can’t paper do this to people? why aren’t sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I’ll tell you why , because paper can’t beat anybody. a rock would tear that **** up in 2 seconds. when I play rock paper scissors, I always choose rock. then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh **** im sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you a**hole

24 Jun, 2009

i killed a hot girl because the gummy bears raped me

1 (Jan) - I stabbed 2 (Feb- I Robbed 3 (Mar) - I Smoked 4 (April)- I shot 5 (May) - I kissed 6 (June) -I ran shirtless with 7 (July) - I hugged 8 (Aug) - I jumped with 9 (Sept)- i slapped 10 (Oct)- I banged 11 (Nov) - I killed 12 (Dec) - I ran naked with Pick the day (number) you were born on: 01 - 02 - a tooth brush 03 - a mexican 04 - a homeless guy 05 - Barney The Dinosaur 06 - a teletubby 07 - the one that i love 08 - a w**** 09 - a bowl of cereal 10 - a gangsta 11 - my boyfriend 12 - a hottie 13 -c******addict 14 - condom 15 - my "boo" 16 - a ninja 17 - my crush 18 - an Easter egg 19 - a s**y B0Y 20 - a snowman 21 - a spatula 22 - cookie monster 23 - A Hot Girl 24 - yo momma 25 - Paris Hilton 26 - a pimp 27 - a mop 28 - the Trojan man 29 - my h** 30 - my ex-boyfriend 31 - a bag of weed Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White - because im s**y like that yellow/black - because i love weed Pink - because i love to party Turquoise - because i like to snort c****** Polka Dots - because I am a tranny Graphic - because I'm g** Grey - because I have amazing b***s. Other - because I'm r****ed Green - because i like shoelaces Orange - because i am a Mexican Red - because I am crazy like that Blue - because that bum stole my taco Tye dye - because Im a ****ing scuba diver Purple - because the gummy bears raped me Striped - Because I am an Italian

21 Jun, 2009

yo momma

yo momma so old she farts out dust yo momma so old she brest feed powder yo momma so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for disturbing the peace yo momma so stank she mad an onion cry yo momma so poor when she sid she was moving she picked up her garbage can and moved it to the curb yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said STOP THAT TWINKIE yo momma so fat she got more chins than a hong kong phone book yo momma so old i told her to act her age and she died yo momma so stupid she thinks cheerios are donut seeds

18 Jun, 2009

LOVE

Girl: Did I ever cross in your mind? Boy: No. Girl: Do you like me? Boy: Not really. Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No. Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No. Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No. Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No. Girl: Choose - Me or your life? Boy: My life. The girl runs away in shock and pain, and the boy runs after her, then he says... The reason you never cross in my mind is because you're always on my mind.. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.. The reason why I don't want you is because I need you.. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.. and The reason I choose my life is because YOU ARE MY LIFE... If you would say the same thing (being a girl or boy), copy this and put it on your profile