02 Mar, 2011

uggh goddamit

I was at football practice and i got sacked and the big a** guy landed on my arm wrong and i broke my wrist and arm and fractured my colloerbone :(

26 Feb, 2011

"I'm gonna be a daddy!"

IT'S PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED THIS because in the next seven days you will: * have s** * have someone fall in love with you * find money you've been missing * your luck will change for the better in all areas... love, happiness, job, money, BUT...first you will have to repost this with 1 of these t**les: "I'm a lesbian" "I'M HORNY" "I GOT ARRESTED" "Just to settle all the rumors...yes I am pregnant" "I'm getting married!" "My dad got the job!.. I'm moving to Japan!" "Guess ... who i kissed last night!" "I guess it was never meant to be" "I'm gonna be a daddy!" "I'm moving back!!!!!" "im gonna be a mommy" "I'm moving!!! "I miss her" "i miss him" "he love's me again" "she love's me again" "I want SEX" "I got married last night!!!" BEWARE IF U DONT REPOST THIS U WILLL HAVE BAD LUCK FOR 2 years

26 Feb, 2011

I COST $2425 A NIGHT

Natural Hair Color: [] Brown - $100 [X ] Blondie - $50 [ ] Black - $15 [ ] Bald - $5 [ ] Other - $75 Eye Color: [ ] Brown - $50 [ ] Green - $75 [x] Blue - $150 [ ] Hazel - $100 [ ] Other - $15 Height: [ ] Over 7' - $200 [ ] 6'8 to 7' - $175 [ ] 6'0 to 6'7 - $150 [X ] 5'5 to 5'11 - $75 [] 5'4 to 5'10 - $85 [ ] Under 5'4 - $95 Age: [ ] 50 to 56 - $175 [ ] 46 to 50 - $150 [ ] 41 to 45 - $125 [ ] 31 to 40 - $100 [ ] 26 to 30 - $75 [ ] 21 to 25 - $50 [ ] 19 to 20 - $25 [X] 0 to 18 - $100 Birth Order: [ ] Twins or more than twins - $750 [ ] First Born - $320 [] Only Child - $250 [ X] second born - $150 [ ] Middle child - $100 [ ] Last Born - $100 [ ] third born - $550 [ ] fourth born - $300 [ ] fifth born - $400 [ ] sixth born - $215 Drink? [x ] I did like once - $400 [ ] Only Holidays - $250 [ ] Sometimes - $215 [ ] YES - $200 [ ] only weekends - $300 [ ] Every other day - $50 [ ] Once a day - $15 [ ] I live from the bottle - Bankrupt $0 [ ] No - $600 Vision? [ ] perfect vision $400 [ X] need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them $200 [ ] No correction $100 [] Glasses $50 [ ] contacts $25 [ ] Surgical correction -$100 Shoe Size: [ ] 13+ - $300 [ ] 12-1/2 to 13 - $250 [X ] 11 to 12 - $400 [] 7 to 10 - $500 [ ] Under 7 - $450 Favorite Colors (TWO): [ ] Green - $750 [X ] Red - $600 [] Black - $100 [ ] Yellow - $475 [ ] Brown - $300 [] Purple - $225 [ ] White - $400 [ ] Aqua - $350 [ ] Orange - $300 [X ] Blue - $300 [ ] Pink - $100 [ ] Other - $500 Did you use a calculator to add it all up? [X] Yes $0 [ ] Nope-add $1000 [ ] some- $750

13 Feb, 2011

hahaha its true!

T- damn s**y R- fxckin Maxy Y- One of the best bfs/gfs anyone could ask for S- You're loyal to those you love. T- damn s**y A- damn good kisser N- So Hott A- damn good kisser B- You fall in love quickly C- You're wild and crazy D- You have one of the best personalities ever E- You have a nice a**. F- People totally adore you G- You have a very good personality and looks. H- You never let people tell you what to do. I- Love is something you deeply believe in J- Everyone loves you. K- You like to try new things L- You are cute M-you enjoy crazy kinky s** N- So Hott O- You are one of the best in bed. P- You are popular with all types of people. Q- You are a hypocrite. R- fxckin Maxy S- You're loyal to those you love. T- damn s**y U- You are really chill. V- You are not judgemental W- You are very broad minded. X- You never let ppl tell u wat to do Y- One of the best bfs/gfs anyone could ask for Z- You like it in the b*** very very hard..

12 Feb, 2011

reply to my inbox

if u could grab one part on my body , where would you grab me , tell me in my inbox

28 Mar, 2010

message me

Inbox (0 new messages)

17 Feb, 2010

reply to my inbox

if u could grab one part on my body , where would you grab me , tell me in my inbox

15 Jan, 2010

HELP TRYSTAN

HE HAS BEEN HIT BY A TRUCK AND HE IS IN THE HOSPITAL THIS IS HIS BROTHER STORM IF U HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY TO HIM TELL ME AND I WILL TELL HIM

11 Jan, 2010

plz help

plz tell rockstarluver183 to unblock me

14 Nov, 2009

dammit

i had the swine flu and i was out from school a whole week

29 Aug, 2009

hey

its my birthday in a week

11 Aug, 2009

...

???????Put this on your page ???????if you give free hugs! ???????

08 Aug, 2009

im a rebel #2

Welcome to America now speak english or leave

08 Aug, 2009

im a rebel

This country was built by white men with g**s

06 Aug, 2009

lol

10 THINGS TO DO WHEN U GET STUCK IN A ELEVATOR! 1.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up,then screams,"That's mine!" 2.Leave a box in the corner and when someone gets on,ask them if they can hear ticking. 3.When there's only one other person in the elevator,tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasnt you. 4.Ask,"Did you feel that?" 5.Call out "Group Hug",then enforce it. 6.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering,"Shut up all of you,just shut up!" 7.Crack open your briefcase or purse and while peering inside,ask "Got enough air in there?" 8.Stare at another passenger for awhile,then announce in horror,"Your one of THEM!" 9.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10.Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

06 Aug, 2009

lol

pssstttt... pass it on itz a HUGE secret..... but shhhh I need to tell you a secret LO0K AT 5 [2] The answer is L0OK AT 11 [3] Dont get mad L0OK AT 15 [4] Calm down don't be mad L0OK AT 13 [5] First L0OK AT 2 [6] Dont be that angry L0OK AT 12 [7] i just wanted to say hi [8] What I wanted to tell you is...THE ANSWER IS ON 14 [9] Be patient L0OK AT 4 [10] This is the last time I'm going to do this L0OK AT 7 [11] I hope you're not mad when I say this L0OK AT 6 [12] Sorry L0OK AT 8 [13] Don't be getting a hype L0OK AT 10 [14] I dont know how to say this L0OK AT 3 [15] You must be really mad L0OK AT NUMBER 9

05 Aug, 2009

hey

i got back from houston on monday

29 Jul, 2009

" SEE IF YOUR MIDDLE NAME IS ON THE LIST "

"SEE IF YOUR MIDDLE NAME IS ON THE LIST" Say this slowly. Jesus. I. love. you. and. I. need. you. Repost this within 5 minutes and t**le it: "SEE IF YOUR MIDDLE NAME IS ON THE LIST" A miracle will happen tonight. P.S.Please Do not ignore ...God works in mysterious ways

28 Jul, 2009

me so happy

im flying to houston to see my cousin on thursday and im not coming back untill the first monday in august but still message me and leave comments on my page plz and i might be able to talk to yall on my psp but i cant promis anything but im leaving thursday night to fly to houston and flying back home at night on monday but still message me and leave comments ............. bye

27 Jul, 2009

rotflol

It’s Raining, It’s Pouring Oh sh!t, it’s Global Warming.

27 Jul, 2009

lmfao

FUNNY 16 things to do in wal-mart 1. Get 24 boxes of open soda and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling g**s in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look". 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, a**ume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!

23 Jul, 2009

hey

my big sisters are kimmy ( littbilgbling ) and annie ( love102 )

23 Jul, 2009

peoplezz

TALK TO ME PLZ

07 Jul, 2009

lol

Lolz you must read all the way through! NO CHEATING! (itz worth it ) mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "b****" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a b**** and a b******?" and the mom says "well, a b**** is a lady and a b****** is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your p**** in my v*****!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a p**** and v*****?" His moms says "Well Billy, a p**** is a hat and a v***** is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "****" and billy said "Dad, whats ****" And then his dad says "Well billy, **** is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "****!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats ****?" "Well billy **** is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello b****es and b******s, may i take your p****'s and v*****s, my dad's upstairs wiping **** off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen ****ng the Turkey" Post This... 1 hour- You'll be single for the next year :[ 20 min - Your crush will kiss you 15min - Your crush will tongue you 5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out under 2 min - You will stay with your crush forever

24 Jun, 2009

hey

READ IT!!! You say Soulja Boy-I say Led Zepplin You say Miley Cyrus-I say ac/dc You say T-Pain-I say g**s n roses You say Flowers-I say Van Halen You say Pink-I say korn You say Hip Hop-i say Rock You say Pop-I say Metal You say hanah montana-i say Metallica 92% of teenagers have turned to Hip Hop and Pop.If you are part of the 8% that still listen to real music,copy and paste this. DON'T LET THE SPIRIT OF ROCK DIE!!! copy & paste

23 Jun, 2009

she was pushed

she was pushed About six years ago Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school durning a fire drill.When she didn't submerge the police were called.They went down and broght up the seven-teen year old Carmen Winstead's body, the neck broke hitting the ladder, then side concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell...They believed them FACT: Two monthes after six-teen year old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it.When he went the take a shower he heard laughter from his shower, he started freaking out and ran to his computer to repost it, he said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, five hours later his mom woke up in the middle of the night cause of a loud noise,David was gone,that morning a few hours later the police found him in the sewer, his neck broke and his face peeled off If you don't repost this saying "she was pushed" or "They pushed her down the sewer" Then carmen will get you,either from the sewer,the toilet,the shower, or when you go to sleep you'll wake up in the sewer,in the dark,then Carmen will kill you

22 Jun, 2009

yo mama

yo momma yo momma so old she farts out dust yo momma so old she brest feed powder yo momma so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for disturbing the peace yo momma so stank she mad an onion cry yo momma so poor when she sid she was moving she picked up her garbage can and moved it to the curb yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said STOP THAT TWINKIE yo momma so fat she got more chins than a hong kong phone book yo momma so old i told her to act her age and she died yo momma so stupid she thinks cheerios are donut seeds

22 Jun, 2009

wiered

Stoopid facts facts i no about all people reading this: 1. ur reading my comment 2.now ur saying/thinking thats a stupid fact 4.you didnt notice i skipped 3 5.ur checking it now 6.ur smiling 7.ur still reading my comment 8. you know all of this is true 10.you didnt notice i skipped 9 11.ur checking it now 12.you didnt notice there are only 10 facts COPY AND PASTE TO PROFILE AND TOMMARROW WILL BE UR BEST DAY EVER!!!!!

22 Jun, 2009

so sad

W3NT 2 A PARTY I went to a party Mom, And remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, Mom, so I had a sprite instead. I felt proud of myself Mom, The way you said I would, that I didn't drink and drive Mom, though some friends said I should. I made a healthy choice Mom, And your advice to me was right. The party finally ended Mom, and the kids drove out of sight. I got into my car Mom, Sure to get home in one piece. I never knew what was coming, Mom, something I expected least. Now I'm lying on the pavement Mom, And I hear the policeman say, the kid that caused this wreck was drunk, Mom, his voice seems far away. My own blood's all around me Mom, As I try hard not to cry. I can hear the paramedic say, this girl is going to die. I'm sure the guy had no idea Mom, While he was flying high. Because he chose to drink and drive Mom, now I will have to die. So why do people do it, Mom Knowing that it ruins lives? And now the pain is cutting me, like a hundred stabbing knives. Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom Tell daddy to be brave. And when I go to heaven, put ' Mommy's Girl' on my grave. Someone should have taught him Mom, That it's wrong to drink and drive. Maybe if his parents had Mom, I'd still be alive. My breath is getting shorter, Mom I'm getting really scared These are my final moments Mom, and I'm so unprepared. I wish that you could hold me Mom, As I lie here and die. I wish that I could say, 'I love you, Mom!' So I love you and goodbye.

22 Jun, 2009

hahaha

haha =P HEY YOU. Yeah, you. No,not you... That other guy. You right there! YES YOU. Do u like tacos?

22 Jun, 2009

...........

...... A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE Racism

22 Jun, 2009

scary girl

SCARY GIRL Girl Scary Girl One foggy cold day you and your freind are at your house, no one is home but you, doors are locked. You and your friend are watching T.V. when you here glass break. You run to the door to see the window is broken and the door wide open. You shut the door to see a little girl outside your door standing. Your freind comes to see what happened, you look at your friend in back to the girl, she is gone. When you look back at your friend to see him dead on the floor, you see the little girl standing at your house again, you sprint to the police station with blood on your feet. You report to the police what had happened. A ambulence comes to bring you to the hospital, you sit on the bed as the ambulence heads to the hospital and see the little girl standing... watching... she walks to another house singing quitely, You are my sunshine.. my only sunshine... If you do not post this on your profile, this little girl will come to your house. If you post this on your profile name it Scary Girl

17 Jun, 2009

PEOPLE

I NEED UR HELP TO HELP ME GET OVER 3,000 VIEWS

11 Jun, 2009

CHEERS

HEY LETS GIVE A SHOUT OUT TO MY FRIEND SHE GOT ECCEPTED INTO A GREAT COLLEGE AND WE ARE HAPPY SO WE WANT U TO BE HAPPY SHE'S GOING TO YALE

10 Jun, 2009

LOVE

LOVE IS A GAME U CAN WIN OR LOSE SOME ONE ELSE POST THIS IF U AGREE