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Member Since: 11/19/2009
Last Login: 09/25/2010
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Porter,OK., United States
About Me:
not getting on here any more fuck this place and almost all of u on it
E-mail:
horton.84@live.com
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May 11 2010 10:06AM
read & paste
( x) I've Never Been Drunk

( x) I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex

(x ) I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex

(x) I've Never Crashed A Friend's Car

( x) I've Never Gone Past "Second Base" at a movie theater

( ) I've Never Been In A Taxi

() I've Never Been In Love

(x) I've never dumped someone

(x) I've Never Been Dumped

() I've Never Shoplifted

(x) I've Never Been Fired

() I've Never Been In A Fist Fight

() I've Never Snuck Out Of My Parent's House

( ) I've Never Been Tied Up

(x) I've Never Regretted Having Sex With Someone

(x ) I've Never Been Arrested

(x) I've Never had a one night stand

(x) I've Never Made Out With A Stranger

(x) I've Never Stolen Something From My Job

(x) I've Never Celebrated New Years In Time Square

( x) I've Never Gone On A Blind Date

() I've Never Lied To A Friend

() I've Never Had A Crush On A Teacher

() I've Never Celebrated Mardi-Gras In New Orleans

( x)x I've Never Been To Europe

() I've Never Skipped School

(x) I've Never Slept With A Co-Worker

(x) I've Never Been Married

(x) I've Never Been Divorced

(x) I've Never Posed Nude

(x) I've Never Thrown Up In A Bar

() I've Never Eaten Sushi

( ) I've Never Been Snowboarding
May 10 2010 9:33AM
"I GOT ARRESTED"
IT'S PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED THIS because in the next seven days you will:
* have sex
* have someone fall in love with you
* find money you've been missing
* your luck will change for the better in all areas... love, happiness, job, money,
BUT...first you will have to repost this with 1 of these titles:



"I'm a lesbian"
"I'M HORNY"
"I GOT ARRESTED"
"Just to settle all the rumors...yes I am pregnant"
"I'm getting married!"
"My dad got the job!.. I'm moving to Japan!"
"Guess ... who i kissed last night!"
"I guess it was never meant to be"
"I'm gonna be a daddy!"
"I'm moving back!!!!!"
"im gonna be a mommy"
"I'm moving!!!
"I miss her"
"i miss him"
"he love's me again"
"she love's me again"
"I want SEX"
"I got married last night!!!"

BEWARE IF U DONT REPOST THIS U WILLL HAVE BAD
LUCK FOR 2 years
May 10 2010 9:19AM
SEE IF YOUR MIDDLE NAME IS ON THE LIST
Say this slowly. Jesus. I. love. you. and. I. need. you.
Repost this within 5 minutes and title it: "SEE IF YOUR MIDDLE NAME IS ON THE LIST"
A miracle will happen tonight. P.S.Please Do not ignore ...God works in mysterious ways
May 3 2010 9:26AM
brave
IF YOU'RE BRAVE..copy this and see how people rate you. . 1: Crazy. 2: I'd marry you. 3: Talkative. 4: Sarcastic. 5: lovable. 6: Clubhead. 7: Moody. 8: Dumb. 9: Spoiled. 10: Mouthy. 11: Random. 12: Hot. 13: Funny. 14: Fit. 15: Amazing. 16: Can't live without you. 17: Sexy
Apr 23 2010 9:59AM
stop abortions
MONTH 1:MOMMY IM ONLY 4 INCHES LONG
MONTH 2:MOMMY I LOVE YOUR VOICE ITS A SWEET LULLABY
MONTH 3:MOMMY I JUST FOUND OUT IM A BOY!AREN'T YOU GLAD
MONTH 4: MOMMY I JUST LEARNED HOW TO SUCK MY THUMB!I GET A LOT OF EXCERCISE!I CAN TUEN MY HEAD AND STRETCH
MONTH 5:MOMMY WHY ARE YOU CRYING?IT MAKES ME CRY TOO!SEE I CRY EVEN THOUGHT YOU CAN'T SEE ME
MONTH 6:MOMMY THAT DOCTOR LIED TO YOU;I AM REAL!i DON'T LIKE THAT DOCTOR AT ALL!
MONTH 7: I HEAR THAT DOCTOR AGAIN!WHAT'S ABORTION?OW!MOMMY I FEEL A NEEDLE;IT'S BURNING,MOMMY!HELP ME! I CAN'T GET AWAY FROM IT! MOMMY IT'S OKAY NOW IM IN THE HANDS OF GOD NOW.HE EXPLAINED TO ME WHAT ABORTION IS. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?HOW COULD YOU KILL ME?DIDN'T YOU WANT ME MOMMY?IF YOU THINK ABORTION IS WRONG COPY N PASTE THIS!!:-(
Apr 23 2010 9:58AM
JESUS ROCKS
┼ Post this on your page if you love god and you aren't ashamed of it. Don't back down now because since God knows that you read this and you didn't repost this, he will punish you. Remember, all you do on earth is counted, and theres no one to stop you, but when God is deciding whether or not to punish you or reward you, since you didn't copy and paste this, and you are ashamed of it, he will frown at you and punish you. God forgives all that are worthy of it. If you don't copy and paste this in the next 10 minutes, that means that you are ashamed of God, and he will punish you. This is not just a meaningless chain letter, this is a test whether you are a believer, or someone who is not worthy of a reward
Apr 23 2010 9:56AM
mature eyes only
Why? Why do we sleep during church, but when the sermon is over we suddenly wake up?Why is it so hard to talk about God, but so easy to talk about bad things? Why are we so boredwhen we read a Christian magazine, but f ind it easy to look at a magazine o f people? Why is it so easy to ignore a godly message, yet we forward the useless ones? Why are churches getting smaller, but bars and clubs are growing? Think about it, are you going to for ward this? Or are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? Just remember God is always watching you. forward this as 'mature eyes only'. 80% of you won't forward this . The Lord Said: 'If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my father'.So go ahead and forward this now and sign your name below:....
chance horton
Apr 23 2010 9:49AM
hay
Did u know? B4 u go to sleep at night there is 1 person of the opposite sex thinking of u.They want to kiss u, They want to be with u they are always thinking about u b4 they go to sleep at night. in a month they will ask u out or? grab u and kiss u.Post this in the next 200 seconds and you WILL have THE best day of your life THIS SATURDAY.You're number one love Will eitherkiss you,ask you out,or call you,or text you,or better ?
Apr 19 2010 9:54AM
THE STORY OF UR LIFE
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Apr 19 2010 9:47AM
ha ha
1. [x] I have walked into a glass/screen door.

2. [x] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen.

3. [] I have choked on my own spit and thought I were gonna die.

4. [x] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.

5. [X] I type only with my pointer fingers.

6. [x] I have "accidentally" caught something on fire.

7. [x] I've told a COP to **** off and/or teacher

8. [x] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my nose, rather than my mouth.

9. [x] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked at me weird.

10.[x ] I've caught myself drooling

11. [ xI've "accidentally" caused an explosion.

12. [X] If someone says the word "duty", I can't help but laugh.

13. [x] I've been into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times.

14. [x] Sometimes I just...stop thinking & zone out.

15. [x] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow...

16. [x] I just tried to lick my elbow.

17. [x] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.

18. [x] People always tell me to use my "inside voice"

19. [X] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.

20. [x] I use my fingers to do simple math.

21. [X] I've jumped off a moving vehicle

22. [] I've eaten a bug for $5 or less.

23. [] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important.

24. [] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't.

25. [x] I've removed my pants when I was with friends.

26. [] I've ran around naked when I was with friends

27. [X] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.

28. [x] I "accidentally break" a lot of things.

29. [] My friends know not to use big words on me

30. [x] I put my head to the side when I'm confused

 

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GAgirl13
Feb 17 2010 12:35PM

Colts(: haha.
im jk... :P well imma go byee ;)

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