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Jan 1 2011 9:00PM
im white
the last blog was what me and my friend wrote
IM WHITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oct 3 2010 7:06PM
seriously
WANT YOUR #

I DNT CARE WHO U R!

NAME:

Cell #:

TEXT MESSAGING(YES OR NO):

PIX MESSAGING(YES OR NO).

FREAKY{YES OR NO}:
Aug 11 2010 3:11PM
single
hit me if ur in burlington nc
Jun 15 2010 5:10PM
hahaha
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a voice from above

"You will live to be 100."

She looked around and didn't see anyone. Again she heard "You will live to be 100."

Boy, she thought to herself, that was the voice of God. I've got 40 more years to live!

So off she went to the plastic surgeon. She got everything fixed from head to toe.

When she left the plastic surgeon's office, she got hit by a bus,died, and went up to heaven.

She said to God "You told me I would live to be 100. I was supposed to have had 40 more years. So how come you let the bus kill me?".

God said: "I didn't recognize you"
Jun 15 2010 5:08PM
hahaha
One day Little Johnny walks up to his Mom and says, �Mommy, is God Black or White?�

She replies, �Well, Honey, God is both Black and White.�

Then he says, �Mommy, is God a boy or a girl?�

�God is both a boy and a girl, Honey,� she replies.

�Mommy, is God gay or straight?� he inquires again.

Getting a little irritated, the mother replies, �Well, Honey, God is both gay and straight.�

After thinking for a moment, Johnny looks up and asks, �Mommy, is God Michael Jackson?�
Jun 15 2010 5:07PM
hahaha
A blind man, with a seeing eye dog at his side, walks into his local grocery store. He walks to the middle of the store, picks up the dog by the tail, and starts swinging the dog around in circles over his head.

The store manager, who up until this point thought he had seen it all, thinks this is quite strange. So he decides to find out what's going on. The store manager approaches the blind man swinging the dog and asks, Pardon me. May I help you with something?

The blind man replies, No thanks. I'm just looking around.
Jun 15 2010 5:05PM
hahaha
There once was a little boy who was celebrating his 11th birthday.

He decided to test his family to see if they remembered his birthday, so he goes downstairs to his father. "Bet cha' can't guess how old I am today", the boy said.

The father has no clue and finally gives up. "I'm eleven!" the boy exclaims.

Next he goes in the kitchen, walks up to his grandma, and says, "Bet cha' can't guess how old I am today".

"Let me give it a guess", grandma says and sticks her hand in his trousers.

She plays with his testicles for about an hour or so (squeezing them; moving them back and forth), takes her hand out of his trousers, and says, "You're eleven years old".

"How did you know?" the boy asked.

Grandma replied, "I heard you tell your father".
Jun 15 2010 4:59PM
Naughty
A little boy sits on Santa's lap. Santa says "I bet I know what you want for Christmas," and with his finger he taps the boys nose with every letter he spells "T-O-Y-S".

The little boy thinks a second and says, "No, I have enough toys."

Santa replies once again tapping the boys nose with every letter, "C-A-N-D-Y."

Again the little boy thinks a second and says, "No, I have all kinds of candy."

"Well what would you like for Christmas?" Santa asks.

The little boy replies, tapping Santa on the nose, "P-U-S-S-Y, and don't tell me you don't have any because I can smell it on your finger!"
May 29 2010 3:24PM
Yearbook
i got one and my girlfriend's picture is SMOKING HOT
May 8 2010 4:15PM
Sexy chick
Yes I can see her
Cause every girl in here wanna be her
Oh shes a diva
I feel the same and I wanna meet her

They say she low down
Its just a rumor and I don't believe em
They say she needs to slow down
The baddest thing around town

She's nothing like a girl you've ever seen before
Nothing you can compare to your neighborhood girl
I'm tryna find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful
The way that booty movin' I can't take no more
Have to stop what i'm doin so I can pull her close
I'm tryna find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful

Damn girl
Damn you'se a sexy chick
A sexy chick
Damn you'se a sexy chick
Damn girl

Damn you'se a sexy chick

A sexy chick
Damn you'se a sexy chick
Damn girl

Yes I can see her
Cause every girl in here wanna be her
Oh shes a diva
I feel the same and I wanna meet her

They say she low down
Its just a rumor and I don't believe em
They say she needs to slow down
The baddest thing around town

She's nothing like a girl you've ever seen before
Nothing you can compare to your neighborhood girl
I'm tryna find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful
The way that booty movin' I can't take no more
Have to stop what i'm doin so I can pull her close
I'm tryna find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful

Damn girl
Damn you'se a sexy chick
A sexy chick
Damn you'se a sexy chick
Damn girl

Damn you'se a sexy chick
A sexy chick
Damn you'se a sexy chick
Damn girl

Damn you'se a sexy chick
A sexy chick
Damn you'se a sexy chick

Damn girl

Damn you'se a sexy chick
A sexy chick
Damn you'se a sexy chick
Damn you'se a sexy chick

 

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May 23 2010 7:20PM

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Sep 29 2009 9:12PM

hi how r u?
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Sep 1 2009 9:42PM

Dis kid right here is the boss. crazy skater dont get it twisted

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