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Shelbi | Eighteen years old | Message me c: | Single
Username : | [email protected] |
First Name : | Yuhr |
Last Name : | Mom |
Gender: | F |
Country: | AQ |
Member Since : | 28 Nov, 2010 |
23 Mar, 2017
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This probs sounds stupid af but reading all of the comments on my page makes me sad af ??? I had so many people to talk to and I legit felt so close to all of you guys. It makes me sad that there's literally no way I can get a hold of any of the people that don't ever get on here
23 Mar, 2017
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This is insane. I decided to log on here just for old times sake. It's so crazy too me getting on and seeing all of my friends recent (if you can call it that) blogs reflecting on their life's on this website. This site used to be such a huge part of my life and I'm honestly so glad. Looking back on all my blogs brings back so many crazy memories ? I made so many close friends on here and it makes me sad that I didn't get to keep in touch with most of them. If any of my old close friends on here miraculously gets on here and sees this, message me for my Kik or something! I'll get on here once in a great while to read my old cringeworthy blogs ?
28 Jan, 2014
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I was trippin so bad yesterday haha I swear I kept hearing my friend laugh when we were alone at my house. Idk if it was cuz I was high or whattt but it was scary as hell
17 Sep, 2013
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I went to so many concerts this summer! I've seen Wallpaper., We Came as Romans, Tonight Alive, I See Stars, Anarbor, NeverShoutNever, Pepper, Capital Cities, Airborne Toxic Event, Deer Hunter, Blue October, Panic! at the Disco, Kid Cudi, MGMT, and more! Crazyyy (:
25 Aug, 2013
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this week was sick! seen some DJ, king chip&kid cudi on thursday. then yesterday I seen pepper, capital cities, airborne toxic event, deer hunter, blue october, panic! at the disco, &more (:
06 Jul, 2013
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I'm druuuUUUuuuUUUuuunker than ever, Turnt uuUUuuuUUuper and fresher, I'm dooOOOoooOOOoown for whatever, I'm goin', I'm goin', I'm goin; Hesher!
04 Jul, 2013
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Kay so if we used to talk, message me! Give me a reason to start getting on here more(:
01 Jul, 2013
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Damnnnn, its been foreverrr since I've been on this! I don't think the people I used to talk to even get on here anymore/:
03 Jan, 2013
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Damn, I want one damn thing and you're acting like I'm asking for the whole damn world! Lmao
12 Oct, 2012
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Probably gonna stop getting on here. No one talks to me, this site s***s a**s. I'm pretty sure if I left, no one would even notice.
08 Oct, 2012
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My teacher: "You need to write a paper about who you would choose for president: Romney, or Obama?" This kid in my class: "Neither, there's a black guy and a mormon.. It's like alien versus predator!" Hahahha I have no idea why I thought this was soo funny. I'm not racist and my whole family is mormon xD
12 Sep, 2012
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0hEhmqEe. pE0pLe NeED t0 t0tes meSsaGe mE. Just kidding, I'm not a f**. But seriously, people, feel free to message me (:
05 Sep, 2012
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Not having a good day. At all.. Ughh. Someone wanna message me? Cheer me up? I wish cool people would talk to me on here. Aha
30 Aug, 2012
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When you get soo insanely bored that you decide to cut your bangs and it looks like you put a machete to them, and all you can do is cry ):
25 Aug, 2012
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we cant be together forever, so we'd better make the time we do have something to remember <3
21 Aug, 2012
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Just had the best fuccking night of my life and then of course, you have to ruin it. I love how you say you love me and wouldn't be able to stand it if I was with another guy, and then you get a fuccking girlfriend. Can't wait until I can get a boyfriend so I can rub it in your fuccking face, and see how bad it makes you feel.
18 Aug, 2012
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That hella scary moment when you watch a scary movie about an girls "imaginary" friend, then go to bed and something really heavy falls in the bathroom.. Ahah
15 Jul, 2012
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God I fuccking hate people. You don't have to prove me wrong, just because I do shiit differently.
13 Jul, 2012
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Man, sure can tell it's friday the thirteenth, instead of hanging out with my cousin, and going to a swimming party tonight, I'm fuccking sick. Sweeeeet
08 Jul, 2012
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-On skype- Rocket; What would you call s**ting.. but on skype? Me; Uhmm.. I don't knowww Rocket; Hmm.. Skexting. Me; Skexting? Good one. (; Rocket; Soo.. Shelbi.. Wanna skext? (; Me; Nooo!! Lmfao
07 Jul, 2012
Hellllla boreedd ) :
If you had to live on one food for a month, what would it be? ; Errmmm.. Fajitas. : p What is your earliest memory? ; My second birthdayy Who do you miss the most from your past? ; Rockett ) : Just for fun, if you could go back in time, what would you do? ; Hang out with rocket when I had the chancee. Ahah or be young againn, Being old succckss ) : How many times have you been in love? ; Twiceee . What is your favorite article of clothing? ; Booty shortsss ( : Share your all-time favorite movie. ; I've seen waaay too many movies to have a favoriteee. Where is the furthest you have traveled? ; Europe biitchesss What human trait do you dislike the most? ; Beingg a fucccking player, or a diickk. Name your favorite candy bar ; Reeses stickss < 3 What is your fondest memory? ; I dunnnoo. Name your favorite board game ; Motha' Fuccking sorry : D What do you love the most about your significant other? ; I don't have a "significant otherr" Just for fun, if you could realistically have any one item, what would it be? ; A carrr. Or a housee : p Name your all-time favorite singer or group. ; I dunnnoo. I loveee Lil Waynee..
07 Jul, 2012
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Full Name: Not saying cause I hate my middle name ; p Hair Color: Natural; Dirty blonde. Right now; Brownish? Hair Length: Longg Eye Color: Hazel Height: 5'5 Birthday: May Fourthhh Age: 16. ~FAVORITES~ Fav Animal(s): Zebras, Ferrets, Llamas, Narwhals, Kittys, Dolphins, and moreee : p Fav Color(s): Neon purple, Neon light blue, Neon green Fav Bands(s): Uhmm, I don't really have favorite bands, I just listenn : p Fav Rapper(s): Lil Wayne< 3, Nicki Minaj, Drake, Eminem, Wiz Khalifa, Mac Miller, Tyga, And a shiit ton moree. Fav Country Singer(s): Noneee. Don't like countryy. c: Except for one song by Taylor Swift.. Fav Food(s): Anything unhealthy ; p, Fajitas Fav Drink(s): Coke, Pepsi, Dr.Pepper, Coffee, Hot chocolate, Frape's Fav Saying(s): My baddd, Yeahh okaaayy! And more that I can't remember xD ~QUESTIONS~ Do You Have A Crush? It's waaaaay more than a crushh.. / : What Is His/Her Name? Rockettt. Have You Ever Said I love You To Somebody? Yes. A lot. Did You Mean It? Yes. Have You Ever Cheated On Somebody? Nahh. Has Anyone Ever Cheated On You? Yee How Many Times Have You Kissed Someone? Twice. / : When I was littleee.. /': What Does The Word Love Mean To You? A strong passion you have for someone<3 ~THIS OR THAT~ Mac n Cheese OR Grilled Cheese? Grilled cheesee Worms OR Spiders? Wormss! Shorts OR Pants? Shorts ( ; Short ones thoughh. Tank Tops OR T-Shirts? Tank Top. Phone OR Camera? Phonee< 3 Football Or Basketball? Football!
06 Jul, 2012
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Me; Mooooom, its national kiss day tomorroww, go out and find someone to kiss (; Mom; Like anyone would wanna kiss mee Me; Yeah there will be, I'll put an ad on facebook ;D Mom; What if no one responds?? Me; Ohh they will ; p
06 Jul, 2012
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Me; -Looks at writing on the back of a truck- Wow, his parents must be proudd... Mom; What? Me; What is says Mom; What did it say? Me; Uhhhh nootttthhhhinnnggg.. Mom; Yes it did, just tell me. Me; Dickfart. Lmfaaooo
01 Jul, 2012
And that kid's, is why you don't do drugs.
-Me, my mom and my cousin at the mall- Madre: Soo where did you park? (theres a ton of doors outside to different parking lots) Cousin: Ohh, just outsidee. -Me and my madre look at eachother and laugh- -Laterr- Me: Where else was she supposed to parkk, insidee?? ...... And that, is why you don't do Mugs. Madre: That's for suree..
01 Jul, 2012
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I decided I'm fuccking done with your stupid shiitt. You treat me like trash, all you do is fuccking use me. Well I'm donee. I knoww you're a manw****e, you've had s** with sooo many girlss.. So whateverr, I don't even want you anymoree aha. Go have fun with your w****s you stupid priickk.(:
26 Jun, 2012
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That awkward moment when Rocket tells you on the phone that you can milk snakes and I believe him..
25 Jun, 2012
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When someone who works at my moms work comes in for a second on a sunday and the next day asks who the hot girl in the office was, and it was me<3 Haha. Feels good to have someone think that for once.
25 Jun, 2012
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Boys s***k ): You say you love me and say all this really nice stuff to me, and make me think you're the nicest person ever, and then you treat me like shiit.. And then you start all over again, and I fall back for you every time. I wish I could get a decent guy..
03 Jun, 2012
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Today and tomorrow night are my last days on heree, so talk to mee!! (: I don't care who you aree, just hit the message button (;
02 Jun, 2012
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Some people are dumb AF'! It annoys me helllaa. Leaving in three more days for two weekssss (: Can't wait to get the hell outta heree, but I'm so scaredd /:
02 Jun, 2012
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01 Jun, 2012
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What thee absolute fucck. Playlist s***s now. Oh well, guess you guys wont get to see pictures of me anymore.
01 Jun, 2012
Hahahah.
"Whats the difference between jelly and jam?..." "...I cant jelly my c0ck down your throat"
26 May, 2012
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When people freak out if someone swears.. Grow the fucck up, you're gonna hear swear words all the time from people around you no matter where you are. It won't kill you to hear it. So stop acting like a baby and deal with it. Just saying. Ahah
15 May, 2012
What I do when I'm bored..
1. My boy side [x] I love hoodies. [x] I love jeans. [] Dogs are better than cats. [x] It’s hilarious when people get hurt. [Sometimes] Shopping is torture [] Sad movies s*** [x] You own a car racing game. [x] You played with hot wheels cars as a kid. [] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. [x] You owned a ds, ps2, ps3, n64, or sega. [] You used to be obsessed with power rangers. [x] You have watched sports on tv. [x] Gory movies are cool. [] You go to your dad for advice. [x] You Hate Drama. [] You own like a trillion baseball caps. [] You used to collect hockey cards. [x] Baggy sweats are cool to wear. [] It’s kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. [] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. [x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think. [With friends.] Sports are fun. [x] You talk with food in your mouth. [x] You sleep with your socks on at night. [x] You have fished at least once. 2. My girl side [x] You love to shop. [] You wear eyeliner [x] You wear the color pink. [] You go to your mom to talk. [] You consider cheerleading a sport. [] You hate wearing the color black. [x] You like going to the mall. [x] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. [x] You like wearing jewelry. [x**] You cried watching the notebook [] Dresses are a big part of your wardrobe. [] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. [] You don’t like the movie star wars. [x] You are/were in gymnastics. [Just to shower. Lmao] It takes you around one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. [Sometimes..] You smile a lot more than you should. [] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. [Sometimes] You care about what you look like. [x] You like wearing dresses when you can. [] You like wearing high heel shoes. [x] You used to play with dolls as little kid. [] You like putting make-up on others. [] You like being the star of
12 May, 2012
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Last week I went to the drive in and saw the hunger games for the second time. Its so good (: Then after that movie, the cabin in the woods played. worst. movie. ever. Just sayin'. Then a couple of days ago I seen the movie pirates (: It was cute Last night, saw dark shadows.. it was pretty good [: Today I saw the avengers. One of the best. movies. ever. If you havent seen it yet, you deffinitly need to (:
05 May, 2012
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Wow, fucck you too, cant even talk to me on my birthday? Fucck you, I'm so done with your bulls***.
03 May, 2012
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When no one on here talks to me. Coooool. Im gonna start coming on here less, its pointless.
26 Apr, 2012
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When you tell your friends that you don't want them to throw you a birthday party and they do anyways. And invite all of THEIR friends.
26 Apr, 2012
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Biitches aint shiit and they aint sayin nothin, 100 motherfucckers cant tell me nothin, I beez in the trap, bee beez in the trap, I beez in the trap, bee beez in the trap (:
22 Apr, 2012
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22 Apr, 2012
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I honestly cannot fuccking wait until im sixteen (: Twelve more motherrfucccking days! And I miiiight be getting a tattoo (:
21 Apr, 2012
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I honestly think I'm gonna have a panic attack ahaha. I still have like 2 months until I go to Europe and I'm already freaking out about the plane and wanna cry when I think about it haha I'm gonna have to take pills and sleep the whole timee. I have a feeling this is not gonna be fun at alllll.
20 Apr, 2012
Do ehtttt.
Date: () Yes ? () No ? () Maybe () I Don't know -Rate: () ? 1O% -.- () ?? 2O% -_- () ??? 30% () ???? 4O% :/ () ????? 5O% . . . () ?????? 6O% () ???????? 7O% () ????????? 8O% () ?????????? 9O% ♥ () ?????? ????? 100% <3333 -Best Feature: () Lips () Eyes ;] () Smile :] () Hair () Everything♥ -If we kissed by accident: [] Bite your lip . [] Continue kissing . ♥ [] Oops . [] Laugh about it . xD [] Stare at you while wonderin if i should kiss yuh again . [] We would never be that close . :/ [] Scream and go wash my mouth Dx [] I don't know you -__- -If you hold my hand, I would : [] Lock my fingers between yours . ♥ [] Stand there like wtc are you doinq . o.O [] Let you hold ut . [] Pull away . -If you hug me , I would : [] Pull you in closer . :] [] Push away . :[ [] I'd be shocked-ish . O: [] It's alright, just let you hug me . [] Hug back ^_^
24 Mar, 2012
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Whoever toilet papered my house did an awesome job. Hahahahahaha three bushes a strip on my roof and a strip on my driveway? AWESOME.
18 Mar, 2012
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I fucccking hate where I live. Just yesterday I was wearing shorts and it fuccking snowed today. Snow, please gtfo. And stay?
18 Mar, 2012
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Now she want a photo, you already know though, You only live once; thats the motto nigga YOLO
17 Mar, 2012
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That amazing fuuccking moment when your driving with your windows down blasting The Motto by Drake and Lil Wayne, and a car next to you with missionaries in it (I think) start dancing next to you while staring at youu (:
17 Mar, 2012
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So my day was like the worst day ever, but then it turned out way amazing (: I hung out with my friends Justicee and Cara and screwed around with them, and then at like 10 something at night on the way home, we decided to play the s** game (where you have to touch the ceiling and yell s** at every orange light and the last person who touches the ceiling has to take a peice of clothing off) and of course im a fuccking loser and was sitting in the back of the car with only my underwear and bra on, and when i was taking my shirt off, this guy in the truck next to us was smiling and staring at me And so we started over, and of course, again, i was a failure and had everything off except for my bra and undies and then we hit a stop and this cop was in the lane next to us, and he looked over at us and looked like he wanted to fuccking kill us, but thank god he didnt pull us overr. And thennn, me and justicee had to go pick up her drunk parents and friend from the bar, and they were drunk as hell and started to play that gamee :p But yeah, now i just got home and took a shower and its 2 am. Soo yeah, I should probably sleep now :p
08 Mar, 2012
One of my many "You just had to be there" moments ..
Me: So, I heard that if a guy has big feet he has a big diicck (; hahaha Karyssa: -looks down at her tiny feet- Well good thing im not a guy! Me: -looks down at my huge a** feet- Too bad I'm not!! -Me and Karyssa burst out laughing and i start crying-
28 Feb, 2012
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Today was good (: It was motherfuccking free pancake day at Ihop. So yeah. I went there with my friends for lunch (: And almost got hit by a truck running out to the car. Ahaha And then we were way late for our classes :p And then we just had a sub so me and my friend just came in late and sat in the back and watched a movie the whole timee. Ahah And then I just got done with going to a professional yoga place for my yoga class. Yeah never ever again .. just saying. Oh and new pics on my playlist h**s (: Check em out
26 Feb, 2012
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I think it's about time I get some friendss. How many real friends do I have? Like .. maybe two? Cool. Cool. Ahah whateverr. Pissed as fuhh. Didnt get to go to the paint party, because my friend bailed on mee .. But whateverr, I hung out with Karyssa all weekenddd, so it was pretty great anyways
15 Feb, 2012
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Wow, Im gonna be an absolute fatass when I grow up and my high metabolism or whatever stops working. Like last week I went to zupas. Then the next day I went to Mcdonalds, then later that day i went to chick fi le anddd the greek garden at the same time. ( I know, Im a boss (; ) And then the next day I went to Tgi fridays. And then on sunday I went to Applebees. And today I went to the chinese place, and now Im going to chilis. xD And Im prreeeetttyyy sure I missed some placess ;p
15 Feb, 2012
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"Is it possible to party too much in a car? Because I think we've reached that limit.(;"
15 Feb, 2012
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-Karyssa buys juice at the store- -In the parking lot- Karyssa: Wanna try some? Me: -Trys some- Mmmm .. -In a weird voice- Add a little rum to this and it'll be the bees kneesss.(; Karyssa: AHAHAH!! -Bursts out laughing- IM GONNA PEE MY PANTS. -I open the car door and it hits her- Me: Ahahahaha oh my goshhh ..
12 Feb, 2012
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Yo asl baby, you look fly date me, make me go crazy, try to amaze me, keeps it real though, chat rooms a go, sweetheart, cupcake, ill be there fo sho<3
30 Jan, 2012
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http://www.damnlo l.co m/i-li ke-cats-but-a-human-cat-m aybe-not-8603 .html ^HAHAHAHAH (':
28 Jan, 2012
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I swore I wouldnt message you back if you finallyy decided to message me, because of the horrible things you said to me .. And what am I doing now? God /:
28 Jan, 2012
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Guys who have like .. 2389325792432 girls commenting on their profile saying they love them .. -__-
26 Jan, 2012
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-On the bus talking about our fingers- Cassee: Mine our short and stubby Me: Mine are long and body Cassee: Id rather have long than short and stubby Me: HAHAHAHAH thats what she saiddd! ;D
26 Jan, 2012
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-A lesbian world civ teacher walks outside in front of us- Me: I LIKEE BIG BITTS AND I CANNOT LIEEE! Lindsey: Ohhh shelbi! Didnt know you liked that! -She comes back inside- -Me and Lindsey burst out laughing- Me: Everytime I see her now Im gonna start laughing xD Lindsey: I know me too (':
19 Jan, 2012
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-In jewelry making- Me: Duuude gimmie your pencil! Maddie: COME AT ME BRO! Me: -Lifts up my shirt and point to my belt that says "come at me bro!" on it- Maddie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. Fuuck yeah dude, -high fives me-, fuuck yeah!
13 Jan, 2012
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My 6 year old nephew: What am i supposed to do with this? I dont wanna carry it My sister: Shove it up your b*** with whatever else is shoved up there Nephew: Shelbis heads gonna be up my b*** in a minute! Me: WTF?! xD
13 Jan, 2012
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Hahahah greatttt night.(: Just saying! Pshh, Jordyn and John don't believe me, Karyssa and Lindsey played strip poker xD
10 Jan, 2012
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-Gets random text from corbin-: Lve you too Me: Whaaa? o.o Corbin: Your pants said love you Me: Ohh! Haha thanks! Corbin: You have a great a**. Me: Thanks? xD
05 Jan, 2012
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I am soo sore because of gym D: Oh and my dance recitals monday .. yay? Ahah so yeah, im bored obviously so uhmm, talk to me, yeah? (:
04 Jan, 2012
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-Before school today in the commons talking about a banana peel- Karyssa: David! Go pretend to slip on it, just to see what people would do. Me: Yeahh David! Ill love you forever! You'll be my best friend! David: Noo! -I space out for a minute- David: Its vibrating! Look Shelbi, its vibrating. Me: Its vibrating?? The banana? How can a banana vibrate??? -Thinks- o.o OHHH MYYY LOORRDDD. Ahahah im horrribleee. -Karyssa and Nathan burst out laughing-
04 Jan, 2012
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Me: Can I stab this orange with a knife? Mom: Can I stab you with a knife?! Me: o.o Woahhh have a bad day at work?? Mom: -Starts laughing-
31 Dec, 2011
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Rocket: Hey wanna see this video of me? It was at my school talents show, I was dancing to justin beiber. Me&Hailey: No wayy! ;D I wanna see! Rocket: Kay I sent it to you, click on the link -I click on the link and it sends me to this vid of a guy riding another guy- Me&Hailey: OHHH MYYY GODDDD, YOUR SO GAY!! DDDDD:
29 Dec, 2011
Im bored, so why not, right? (;
1() Smoked A Cigarette 2(x a baby though [x ) Kissed A Member Of The Same s** 3(x) Are / Been In Love 4() Dumped someone 5() Been In A Fist Fight 6(x) Had A Crush On A Person Older Than You 7() Skipped Class 8(x) Seen Someone / Something Die 9() Had A Crush On One Of Your deviantart Friends 10(x) Been On A Plane 11()Thrown Up From Drinking 12(x) Eaten Sushi 13() Been in a Mosh Pit 14() Been In An Abusive Relationship 15(xx) Taken Pain Killers 16(x story of my life) Liked/loved Someone Who You Can't Have 17() Gone mudding 18() Killed A Snake 19(x) Stolen 20() Been cheated on 21(x**xx) Been Misunderstood 22() Been Suspended From School 23(x) Had Detention 24() Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident 25(x**x**x) Hated The Way You Look 26(x) Witnessed A Crime 27(x) Pole Danced (just for fun) 28(x) Felt Like You Were Dying 29(xx) Cried Yourself To Sleep 30(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins 31(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't 32(xx) Made Prank Phone Calls 33() Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose 34(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cube 35() Kicked A Fish 36(x) Worn The Opposite s** Clothes 37(x) Sat On A Roof Top 38(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs 39(Does walking with you pants to your ankles in a campground count?) Gone Streaking 40(x) Visited someone in Jail 41(x) Played Chicken 42(x) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger 43(x) Broken A Bone 44(Gotten askedd.) Made A **** Video/got asked to make one 45(x**x**) Laughed So Hard You Cried 46(Idkkk lol) Cried So Hard You Laughed 47(x) Mooned/Flashed Someone 48(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You 49(x) Cheated On A Test 50() Gone Skinny Dipping 51(Kinddaa) Been Kicked Out Of Your House 52() Black-Mailed Someone 53() Been Black-Mailed 54(xx) Been Used 55(x**x**) Fell Going Up The Stairs 56() Licked A Cat 57(x) Bitten Someone 58(x) Licked Someone 59() Been shot at/or at g**point 60() Flattened someones tires
27 Dec, 2011
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Am i the only one who thinks its creepy that the kid you like texts your mom? Ahaha (: I guess thats a good thing though, because she really likes him and would trust him. Me&rocket were skyping forever last night and he was texting my madre while we were skypingg .. He asked her if i had a boyfriend and he showed me the text that she said i was waiting for him ahaha (: Things are gonna be goooodd
25 Dec, 2011
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Merry Christmas everyoneee (: Got a new phone and a laptop and my ticket to europe and some other Cool stuffff. Good christmas? I think soo (:
09 Dec, 2011
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That awkward moment when a hella hot guy is going out with a fuccking ugly a** girl. My life ..
13 Nov, 2011
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Me: "Blah blah blah something i forgot what i said: is sooo smooth Levi: You know what else is smooth? Your a** Me: .....-speechless- ..................... Uhm ewh? Ahah you would NEVER. know. -just sits there awkwardly- Maddie: Dude, I feel so awkward for you right now! xD Later Nicole: We've been engaged for forever noww Me: Hey im engaged too! Levi: To me Me: -nicole didnt hear me- im engaged too Levi: To me Me: Dude stfu! Later -Levis hanging out with his nerd friends at lunch- Me: Ya know, thatd be funny if we stole his backpack. Just go over there and pretend to be going to the bathroom and then when your coming back grab it. Maddie: Oh my god, good idea. -Walks over there, grabs his backpack and runs back and puts it under the bench were sitting on- -like five minutes later levi comes over- -Bell rings- Levi: Hey did i have my backpack on when I came over here? Us: Uhmm noo. Levi: OH SHIIIT! -runs to the lunchroom- -We burst out laughing and run over and throw it into the room/hall where him and his nerdy friends were hanging out-
13 Nov, 2011
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Stupid fuccking p****. I am so fucccking done with guys, Im done with you. Your a fuccking player.
06 Nov, 2011
Fucckk my lifee
Yeah , so. Im fucckkked. Cause ima fucccking idiot and broke my moms ipod in the dumbest way possibleee. That im pretty sure noone has ever done before .. Ahah So yeah , Once she finds out , Ima probably get murdered:D Just saying. So yeah , I wont really be on here anymore , o; Byee
03 Nov, 2011
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Man , Guys are fucccking p****s , Im so done with this shiiittt /: I swear , Ima go f***ing lesbian ):
10 Oct, 2011
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-My 4 year old cousin aleia found a zombie video of my on my sisters phone- (if you touched it , my face would bite the screen but i recorded it so you couldnt see the finger , i was just eatingnthe screen) Aleia: shelbi who was touching it? Me: what ?? Aleia: were you touching yourself?? Me: ohh , yep. My aunt: yeah shelbi , were you touching yourself?? Me: not like that! D:
09 Oct, 2011
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-In spencers with karyssa and lindsey- -karyssa rings a bell- -i grab one that says "ring for b******" and start ringing it- Me: ;D Karyssa: -mouth drops open and starts laughing-
04 Oct, 2011
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Hate when people leave without saying bye and take forever to replyy. ;p Its my biggest pet peeve
28 Sep, 2011
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-In the car with my sister- -Two ladies run across the street looking like idiots- Me: -Chuckles- I love watching people run (; Sis: Why becaause your a perve ?!? Me: Wowww. No! They look r****ed!
28 Sep, 2011
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-Me and Scota playing flickerball in gym- Scota: Urghh my back hurts , it feels like I have a knot in it. Im gonna have to have my mom rub one out for me when I get home. Me: Oh god scota , I didnt know you had a diicck ! And youd let your mom do that to you ?! Scota: -starts laughing and smacks me- Shelbi!! You perve !!
25 Sep, 2011
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I need a boyfriendd ! D: Dayumm. Soo. Me and Kayla are gonna get jobs and then move in together (;
18 Sep, 2011
Jared needs to come back!
Me: Are you ever coming back heree ? Jared: Yeahh! I just dont know when Me: Kay when you do were gonna party! (: Jared: Naked! Me: In a pool! Ahaha jk Jared: Yes!! Me: Kay itsa plan xD
17 Sep, 2011
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While everyone is out at homecoming , ill just be home alone , drowning in my tears ): God i hate my face with a passion /: Kinda depressing when your too ugly to get a date to homecoming. Aha
11 Sep, 2011
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Hahahah so me and cleverbot were having an epic battle and I wanted to see what he would do if I kissed him , cuz I didnt think it would do anything. Yeah it said: *lets you* *enjoys it and groans* xDDDDDD
11 Sep, 2011
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-Me , karyssa and david walking down the halls at school- Me: Mannn parents s*** nowadayss , jeez ! Making you get dressed in the mornings , making you take showers .. Karyssa: Making you wipe your own b*** noww ! David: What ?!? -We all burst out laughing- -the people in front of us turn around and look at us hella weird-
11 Sep, 2011
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So me and maddie decided to go see a movie. Sooo we were gonna go to the three dollar movie theatre and see final destination 5 because she couldnt afford to see dont be afraid of the dark at the mall , so we were gonna see it next week. But then her mom ended up accidently taking us to the mall , so were like what the hell , we'll just see dont be afraid of the dark. So i told maddie to just say she was 17 and that she left her id at home , but then when we went to buy the tickets , she was like ohh .. well .. and so we had to buy some tickets to see contagion or whatever. But then we went to go sit down in the theatre but then were like , we could just go see dont be afraid of the dark anyways , so we went into that theatre , and the WHOLE FUCCCKKING TIME , this chick and this guy were getting it onn , the chick was moaning so loud , it was hella annoying , i was about to fucccking punch herr. Ahah oh and pluss she had the hiccups during the whole fucccking movie. It was so annoying. But then we walked to the gas station at like 12:15 at night and I wasted my money on chips that tasted like they were hella old /; And thats how my weekend went .. xD
04 Sep, 2011
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Good thing im gonna be the only one not going to homecoming /: Mannn , if me&rocket still talked i wouldnt be having this problem ..
26 Aug, 2011
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Good thing my shorts in gym are see through ! /: And how this kid who likes me is in my class .. ahahah hes gonna rape mee .. But i personally like how my school played dubstep throughout the a**embly when my old one played stupid shiiit like the teen t**ans theme song
16 Aug, 2011
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School starts in like .. Seven more days D: I think ima cry. xD The school im going to s***s a** , theyre all preppy snobby rich kids there -.-
16 Aug, 2011
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No one knows how sad i am. No one gives a shiiit about me. I have no life. Ive been doing absolutely nothing this whole summer. None of my so called friends hung out with me .. My life blows ..
13 Aug, 2011
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Mann , had a blast todayy;) Went with lindsey to lagoon and beat our record of spinning fulling around on the rock o planes from ten to one hundred and twelve ! ;D It was amazing. It feels good to forget about everything and just have fun. I havent had fun hanging out with a friend like that for so long. Now i feel like shiiiit. Pshh , I was so happy and in a good mood till I came on and saw that message from youu. Ah well , screw youu (:
24 Jul, 2011
OHH MYY GODDD (':
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05 Jul, 2011
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-at riverdale days- -Mason and aleia get a balloon animal from a clown- -aleia grabs one laying on the ground and i grab it from her- Clown: you can have that one ! Me: -walks towards my mom holding it- Mom: -laughs- it looks like a long p**** , theirs even two balls at the bottom ! Me: wtf mom ! -Throws it at her- you think of everything perverted ! -mom , keith and teresa start laughing- -jacob smiles and we start walking- Jacob: lets just leave and save the embarassment.
29 Jun, 2011
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God. I havent cried for a whilem, i was so proud of myself and then of course a fucccking scary movie makes me cry.
29 May, 2011
Im so blonde ahah
-At lunch- Me: Are these fries wheat ?? Gross ! -Later- Ohhh fries cant be wheat can they ? [[Another time]] -looks at a license plate- Hi's life ? Wths that supposed to mean ? -thinks for a minute- Ohhhh its his life ;D
22 May, 2011
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-at the movies and its quiet- -all of a sudden someone moans then a second later moans again- -me and karyssa look at eachother and laugh- Karyssa: WTF ?! me: well someones getting it on in the movie theatre !! ;D
22 May, 2011
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-at the movies- -we sit on the very last row and i look behind me and theres a gap between the chairs and the wall- Me: what if you looked and samara was there? Lindsey: i would kiss her Me: -gives s**y look and says s**ily- i would stick my tongue in .. -karyssa and lindsey start laughing- Me:-says in high pitched , happy voice- your bottle of coke ! -looks at karyssas coke- -we all burst out laughing and cant stop-
08 May, 2011
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-Walking down the hall- Thomas: Its called traffic , been in it ? Me: Its called your mom , EVER BEEN IN IT ? -We look at eachother and burst out laughing- Thomas: That was .. aha ... that was actually a good one. Shelbi: Hehe yeah i know , now leave.
19 Apr, 2011
Juss so i wont have to keep sending to everyone.
Me&Hailey&My cousin alena decided to go to the park and we were on these swings and i saw a spinny chair so i wanted togo get it to see if we could roll down the hill on it , and so when i got up there i looked and there was a guy in a car by it juss staring at me so im like wtf and started running back to hailey and alena and told them. Then we went on the playground and were just talking and we were like , what if that guy came out and tried to rape us ? And then later he got out of his car so were like s*** , time to go , and we started running and all of a sudden he gets in his car and starts chasing after us and so we hid behind a huge pine tree and he pulls over and was like what are you guys doin? And so we turned and started running up the street and he backed up and started chasing us again so we ran in someones yarding hoping he thought it was ours and thank god some guy next door came out and told us to go by him and the guy following us saw him , did a u turn and went speeding down the road and then the guy called 911 and walked us to my aunts and the police had to come and get our names and numbers and like interview us
17 Apr, 2011
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That was the scariest thing that happened to me in my whole entire life. Holy. Shiit. Im still like , scared.
11 Apr, 2011
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I wish that one person in my life would actually care. No one cares about me. They never did.
02 Apr, 2011
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One year baby ! <3 (: Oh my god i cant believe weve been togetherr for this longg. I love you babe <3
30 Mar, 2011
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How long did your first date last? Uhmm i havent actually been on a datee. Doesnt sneaking out to the "Movies" count ? Haha Invent something. What is it? A bouncing dinosaur that yuh can sit on o: Is your favorite color within 10 feet of you? Yeah im wearing it Ask a question to something you dont know the answer to. Why cant i be cool ? [; How many chairs do you have in your house? Idk like ten or something or more , hell i dunno Highlight of your day? Meh n Scota hanging out after school haha idk. Are you ready for summer or are you more of a winter person? SUMMMERRR <3 Would you rather be on a boat or a plane? Idk o: True are false. Fishing is boring. Sometimes. Can you tell when girls (or guys) have eyeliner on? Duhh .. Your car is on fire.Is there anything you HAVE to get out? No lmfao Can you cook? Yeahh (: How high is your ceiling? It changes haha Whats the worst job you can think of? Grave digger lol idk Do you swear a lot? Fucckkkkkkk yes . Aha keedingg buhh yeah. Any bad habits? Yeah. Does the last person you texted have an O in their name? Yes :] A word you can never spell correctly? Hmm i dunno xD I forgot How many digits does the number you use most have? uhm . idk what one i use most .. Is everything working in your house? Probably not lol Would you rather have a pool or a tampoline? Dude thats a hard one , i dont even know. Probably a pool. If its bigg... Lets say its a 1 foot deep pool. Wanna change your answer? Yes o.o Did you pay attention in drivers training? I havent been in drivers training -.- Alrigghht. Wanna talk cars? Not really. If you could have any car you wanted it would be...? Shelby Cpbra Convertableee <3
30 Mar, 2011
Im juss gonna be obnoxious and post a lot of surveys ;]
Why did you close the door the last time you closed one? I dont like people going in my room. Off the top of your head how many moments would you take back if you could? A lot. Like you dont even know. Ugh id definitly take this one out ): Stripes or polka dots? Both :D! Wanna have a conversation? O.O Good idea. So Im getting a new dog. What should I name it? Rosco (: Just kidding. Im not really getting a new dog. Loserrr. Speaking of them, how many do you have? None Enough with the dog questions,is your hair naturally curly or straight? Curly /: Do you care if people touch you when theyre talking to you? Nopee On a scale from 1-10 how flexable are you? Like 2 hahahah jk What is your gender? Girll yo. Do you think that people think its obvious?^ Well duh.
30 Mar, 2011
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Boy or Girl-: Girl Teen or Adult-: Teen Your best friend(s)-: Your mom. Your favorite drink-: Dr peppperrrr ;D And Cokeee ;D Your favorite food-: Fajitas ! Your favorite fast food joint-: Subwayyy or mcdonalddsss (; Any pets-: Two catsss Your favorite quote-: I wanna see yuhr peacock cock cock , yuhr peacock cock! Haha jk helll i dunno Your favorite movie-: I dunno >.< Ive seen too many Your favorite subject in school-: Art lmfao Do you smoke?-: Noope. Do you drink?-: Nopee Do you believe in God?-: Nopee not reallyyy .. Money or love-: Cant i have both ? o: Love Xbox, Playstation or wii-: I dunno >.< You would like to be nerd, dork or geek-: I thought they were the same -.- Chocolate or vanilla-: Chocolateeee Rap or rock-: Rap brahh Fighter or lover-: Ima lover not a fighter but ill fight for what i loveee:D Jeans or trousers-: Jeansss. Wtf are trousers ? Football or basketball-: Footballl Cars or bikes-: Carsss >.< Romantic or practical-: I dunnooo Morning person or evening person-: Definitly not morning. Dogs or Cats-: Catss (: Your eye color-: Hazel Any birthmarks-: I used to have em all over my face when i was born , but thank god they went away LOL but i have a big one on the back of my leg that no one knew i had >.<
26 Mar, 2011
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Ahahah Karyssas thee besttt. She came overrr ... Yeah i almost peed my pants laughing so hard like so many timesss. Buhh yeah. We played just dance on the kinect , which was hilarious. Then we went to 7-11. Andd yeahh ... Juss a bunch of other shiiiittt. Oh and we made a song >.< Its epic , ill prolly post it laterrrr. Buuhhh yeahh. Uhhmm. Fucccking hilarious night. Mmm haircut tomorrowww <3 Then prolly thee mall with Karyssa, and to a movie.
21 Mar, 2011
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Ahahah. Yuhr like the biggest liar everrrr .. Like wowww. Piss me offfff. Buttttt. Dying my hair tomorrowwww <3 yeah buddehhh. Cutting it saturdayyyy <3 mm yeah (:
20 Mar, 2011
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-In Haileys room- -I start dancing dirty- Me: Yeah buddehh , yeah buddehhh ! -Bends over and starts shaking my a**- -Hailey starts laughing- (After That) -On the tramp at like 11:30 at night- Hailey: You wanna go see a movie tomorrow? Me: Yeahh! Hailey: With me and Stetsen? Me: Yeahh. But he hates me ! Hailey: No he doesnt, ive asked him xD He said yuhr pretty cool. Me: YESSS! -jumps really high in the air and arches my back and throws my arms and legs behind me- Hailey: -bursts out laughing- that was like perfect dude! xD
20 Mar, 2011
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(at harmons) Shelbi: oh theres that delicious aroma again ! Hailey: smells like bacon ! Shelbi: smells like my mom ! Hailey: is that a fat joke ?! Shelbi&&Hailey: -burst out laughing and cant stop- Btw , my moms no where near fat , i was kidding xD
19 Mar, 2011
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-in sewing i decide to pull the strings to a hoodie tight so the hoods all scrunched up and i tie it- (like 3 weeks later) My teacher: yuh can make the outside black and the inside black like this , or u could have two colors like this. -walks up to the hoodie i tied up thats pinned to the door- -she tries to show them the inside of the hood- ....but some doofus tied this up. -me , david , nicole and lindsey burt out laughing-
19 Mar, 2011
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What color is your favorite hoodie? I only have one hoodie , so i guess grey xD How are you feeling RIGHT now? Starving and sad as hell. 'Are you emotional? Yeah /: Do you like yourself? Not one bit . Ever been on a train? Shyea Ever been in love? Duhh Ever walked into a wall? Yeah xD Do dislike more than 3 people? Definitlyyy What is your favorite animal? Sugar Gliders o.o Do you remember your dreams? Sometimessss What color is your hair brush? I have a turqouise-ish one and a lime green one. Do you sleep with a teddy bear? Nahh Do you own slippers? Yessirree Ever mixed all the sodas from the machine and drank it? Psh, of course (: Do you wear makeup? Sometimeeesss , hardly ever . Do you get annoyed by mosquitoes? Yeshhhers Do you laugh at just about anything? Yeahh xD The year you were born? 1996 Are you afraid of the dark?: Uhmm..maybe..o.o Is it easier to forgive or to forget? Neither , i never really all the way forgive someone , and i N E V E R forget ... I guess forgive. When was the last time you yelled at someone? Last nighttt. Ever painted each fingernail a different color? Fer suree Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle? Yeahh brahh xD
09 Mar, 2011
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A - AVAILABLE: No way >:o B - BIRTHDAY: May fourth (: C - CRUSHING ON: No oneee. But i lovee jasonnn (: D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: dr pepperrrrr (; E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: i dun even know anymore. i dont talk to anyone about anything. F - FAVORITE SONG: i have a lot. G - MONSTER OR REDBULL- i dunno o: i like both H - HOMETOWN: yuhr mom I - IN LOVE WITH: hehe J - JUGGLE: Yeahh xDDD K - KILLED SOMEONE: Yeah..Not! L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: I dunno ? A long time xD M- MILKSHAKE FLAVOR: Cookie dough [: N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: 3 O - ONE WISH: To be pretty. And be rich..xD P - PERSON YOU TEXTED LAST: Austin R- REASON TO SMILE: Idk /: S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD: Im listening to because i got high right now xD T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: 6:30 am, buh then i remembered it was a late sstart -.- so i tried to go back to bed but i prolly only got like ten minutes of sleep U - UNDERWEAR COLOR: Only Jason gets to know xD V - VEGETABLE(S): Ewh i fudgin hate veggies -.- cept for beans i guess xD W - WORST HABIT: Being annoying X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: My arm. Y - YOYOS : Huh ? Z - ZODIAC SIGN: Taurus
06 Mar, 2011
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Last night was hilariousss. xD Karyssa came over, and we watched bug, and we were eating squeaky cheese (cheese curds) and i pulled one out, and it looked like a fucccking diick xDDDD We were laughing so fucccking hardd. Ill put a pic of it on playlist hahaha
06 Mar, 2011
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The dance s***eddd a**ss. I aint goin to anymore dances. Their too depressing! BUT. There was balloonss...with HELIUM. So i was sitting there, and s***ing in the helium, and made mah voice funnehhh. (: Like foreverrr at the enddd.
03 Mar, 2011
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Ugh yuh dont even act like yuh want to talk to me anymore. /: We havent really talked in forever /: ugh. Dance tomorrroooowwwwww (: Tomorrow at schools gonna s*** though, and be hella slow juss cuz im excited for the dance. :p
03 Mar, 2011
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Oops, i was too busy yesterday, that i forgot b***tttttt.... Yesterday weve been together for 11 monthes baby! Holy shiatttt! (: One more month and itll be a year:DDDDDD Yessssss. I love you.
02 Mar, 2011
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Wow. Some chick fucccking told my bf that im telling everybody im single. IF I WANTED PEOPLE TO THINK I WAS SINGLE I WOULDNT HAVE IT ALL OVER MY PAGES DUMBASS. Fucckingg cuuunt. Holy shiatttt. Ima fucccking quit this site, i swear to god. I havent even fucccking seen that chick before on here, but apparently shes fucccking creeping my profile, to find my bf. God this is ridiculous, all this site is, is pointless drama. Fuccck this.
27 Feb, 2011
SICK.
So i was at mah moms work, juss chillen when this guy who lives there came and started talking to my mom, and my mom was saying to this one worker, remember when this one lady came crawling down the hall with no pants or underwear? And then the guy was like thats awesome. And then hes all like, one time i saw this guy (idk if he said he was in a wheelchair or walking) and his balls were hanging down low. I wanted to grab and squeeze them. So my mom started laughin her a** off and the other worker was like ohhh sick! get outta here! and then he was like goochie goochie goooo xD SICK
27 Feb, 2011
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[[In sewing]] -threads machine- Me: It wont take the threaddd!! OMG. Lindsey: -stares at me- Me: Yuh try it! -pushes the machine towards her- -she tries it and it doesnt work- Me: See! Lindsey: It would help if yuh put the thread through the needle! xDDD
26 Feb, 2011
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Stupid fucccking cunnntt. Im about to quit this fuccking site. To much stupid a** pointless drama. Like really? This is fuccking ridiculous. Either quitting, or making a new account. Dunno yet.
06 Feb, 2011
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Son of a fuccking b****. Green bay was juss lucky. At least it was a close game. Pissed me off >:P
06 Feb, 2011
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Well todays been fuccking fantastic. Im extremely hot, about to pass out, it feels like theres a curling iron down my throat, its hard to breathe, and to top it all off, jasons yelling at me and were in a big fight. Great right? Yeah. I thought today was a good day. I was way wrong. Fml.
06 Feb, 2011
sammyyy
Wtf? Was that necessary? I told yuh not to fuccking say anything to him? Really? Really????
01 Feb, 2011
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I love how my mom has black and yellow and other rap aongs and a screamo song on her ipod. Oh and how she yells at her boss and how i listen to her conversation with her(; Bitchy much? xD I also love how i convince m mom to check me out for my sisters bday dinner, but i just stay home the whole day and she comes in my room and says, i didnt say yuh could stay the whole day! Wow im boredd. As yuh can tell^ message me. Gonna to to el matador soon (blech) But they have amazing strawberry daquiris (; So hmu(:
30 Jan, 2011
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Hailey Hailey Hailey. Still Doesnt Change Anything (; Pahahhahahahahaha. ONEE YEARRRR YOUNGERRRRRRRR. LMFAO remember? (; (; (; (; Gavin..Is one year younger...-laughs- oh jesus thats fuccking hilarious. juss sayin.
30 Jan, 2011
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I almost crashed a shopping cart at walmart yesterday D: I was running like as fast as i could pushing it, outside, and i went to put it in the cart thingy and so i turneddd, and like the side fuccking lifted up on two wheels xDDD Im like oh shiiit! xDDDD Hailey was back by my mom and they were laughing at me. -.- Hailey was all like, that made my day xD And then we got kicked "out of the department" Meh n hailey were riding on little bikes, but i got off and hailey sat on one of the bikes, and while she was sitting on it, this old lady came over and i was gonna run but of course fuccking hailey just sits there on the bike, im like really? xD But and then the lady had a huge a** smile on her face and she was all like, leave the department please. in a high pitched voice and im like WHAT? and shes like, leeave the department please. so i gave her a weird look and was like ooookkkayyy?? and then we found my mom and shes all like, should i go back and be like, is there a problem? theyre looking for a bike for my grandson, is that okay? and im like, yuh so freakin should. but she didnt): lmfao xD
30 Jan, 2011
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I hate guys that are all dramatic. Well mainly dramatic nerds. xD Stop being a pusssyyy. Juss Playin. Idc. Theres juss this one person on here who wont shaddup about love and shiiiit, and everythings wrong with him, and blah blah blah xD Wait and yuhll fuccking find someone. Yuhr like 14, yuh have plenty of years to find someone! lmfao People message me? Yes? (: It will make my day. My year? Possibly, if yuhr cool. My life? Welll now thats going a little farrr...nah, if yuhr way cool, it prolly will (: So message meeee.(:
29 Jan, 2011
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I cant wait till may ;D Fer two reasons. Well. Four actually. 1. Ish mah bday. 2. I can laugh at hailey cuz me, lindsey, and karyssa will all be two yeard older than her. xD 3. It will finally be warm 4. My neice is coming!!!(:
25 Jan, 2011
Crazeh asss (kayla)
WORK IT. . . Whoop! -hip thrusts and falls on my a**- STILL WORKIN IT. -hip thrusts the ground- UNCE UNCE UNCE. ;DDD
25 Jan, 2011
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Dontcha just hate it when people fall asleep on yuh? Yeah me too.(: Shows how boring i am. Lmfao.
25 Jan, 2011
Oooh, Kayla's SO Sexy xD
Lmfaoo. Sup Hoe.(: This is Kayla, Hacking the love of my life <3 JkJkJk. (: Yuhh Wish ;3 Anyways, Shelbi has a nice wiener xD If you touch it.. It will loose it's valuableness. MINE o;< Peanut Butter Jelly Time... OFF TOPIC. Anyways, your my Internet sister [ we were separated at birth ;o ] Weird Eh? Rightt.(: -hip thrusts- Whoop! Work They Healthy Butt :"D Wooww xD Well. That's all xD Goodbye Las Vegas And te rest of the fuhcking world :D
24 Jan, 2011
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I was laying down and held payton on my tummy and she fell asleep and corver came over and sat on my face xDDD
24 Jan, 2011
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-cassee walks towards us- me: casssseeeeee!(; -high pitched creepy a** voice- -everybody leaves but i dont think about it- ana: wow xD -laughs- shayla:-laughs- wow yuh do that and then everyone just looks at yuh and leaves, there was just like an awkward silence xDDD me: wow i sound like a major creep xDDDDD
22 Jan, 2011
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I gotta go to church tomorrow D: Gahhhhh! Their gonna judge me! With my blue hair n such!
20 Jan, 2011
Part Two!
As us, and so im like omfg! and we started running and we kept turning onto different streets, and he kept following us, and then my cuz drove by and he didnt fuccking pick us up so i was like wth, but there was people outside so i think tha guy stopped following us or something, idk but we ran into a schools field, and cut across it and ran to haileys house, and then we told her stepdad, and he got p***ed, and then he took us to mcdonald, and we saw tino, and then we got home, and started looking at funny ASS pics of us when we were little and thennn...yeah. xD Idk, i should prolly shut up now, but yeah, hella fun day xD
20 Jan, 2011
Part One!
xD Today, in school, it was hella lame like usual, cept fer in science, we dissected a squid:D and then i drew all over my paper with its ink ;D my teacher was all like, hey guys! shelbis making drawing with her ink! Right On! An im all like, well there was alot of ink alright >:] and then i went to dance, and we started learning a new dance. pft, i thought our other dance was intense, but that was NOTHING compared to this one. like holy shiiit. my knees are hella bruised and hurting right now. and then,me n hailey were way hot, so we decided to walk home, and like, there was this guy on the opposite side of the street, that was walking like towards us, and so im like whatever, but we started walking, and then we went in our school, cuz it was hella cold and i didnt have a jacket, and then we went and tried to get in the church cuz we were laughin hella hard and had to pee, but it was locked, and we were all dancin s**y an shiz an then we got to the corner of a block, and hailey was like, dude that guys following us. an im like wtf? an there was this creepy like 40 or 50 yr old guy walking like a block or less behind us, and hailey was all like, every time i looked back, he would like hide behind a tree. so im like, what if he started running an was like carrying a knife? and so she was like id be scared, and then we turned the corner and started walking, and im all like, what if that guy turned the corner? an shes like, id be scared. and all of a sudden, he fuccking turns the corner so im like jesus! and we started speed walking and i like kept lookin back, and he was like walking behind an rv like on the opposite side of the road of us and he kept like stretching his head, looking at us, and so we turned another corner an im like, if he follows, ima fuccking run! and all of a sudden he puts his hood up so im like jesus! and we ran behind a fence, and then when he got to the corner, he looked both ways like he was looking for us, and turned on the same street a
19 Jan, 2011
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I Hadda Dream About Jason.../: He Looked So Fuccking Cute. But He Had Braces xD But It Made It Cuter...(: Juss Sayin.. I Hate It When Hes Mad At Me/:
18 Jan, 2011
Hahahah i fuccking love you kayla.
" OUCH! i said rub not pull!" "but i heard pulling feels good!" xDDD
18 Jan, 2011
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Ugh Fml I Have Fuccking English First Period Again, What Is This? My Stomach Always Fucccking Kills During First Period, Thats The Last Class I Wanted First Period..Aha I Think I Have Stomach Ulcers Er Whatever o.o
16 Jan, 2011
Kayla;;
Fo Real Niggaaa! ;D Flop All The Way Over To 7 11! We'll Meet Up There, Then Head Over To [[Ask Where In A Message, We Dun Need No Creepers(;]] And Partayyyy! ;D I Think That City Is In Between Us xD We'd Both Meet Up Halfway There(:
16 Jan, 2011
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Goodbye my almost lover Goodbye my hopeless dream I'm trying not to think about you Can't you just let me be? So long my luckless romance My back is turned on you Should've known you'd bring me heartache Almost lovers always do
16 Jan, 2011
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My bf called me a smartass and isnt talking to me now]: wtf did i do? Whats wrong with me?/:
10 Jan, 2011
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Hiphop recital was tonighttt. It was so much fun(: I love the rush. Cant wait till the next one ;)
09 Jan, 2011
<3
Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need We can go to the park, after dark Smoke that tumbleweed As the marijuana burn we can take our turn Singin' them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems Feeling high as hell flyin' through Palmdale Skatin' on dayton rims So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac coupe Deville If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my cabby will
07 Jan, 2011
Yuh do not wanna get me high. I WAS JUST KIDDING ABOUT THIS GUYS.
Me&&Lindsey walking down the hall. Lindsey does something rude or weird. Shelbi: -turns around and pretend to kick her- do yuh WANT me to kick yuh in the nuts? -turns back around and mr. Fiddler was right next to us, walking down the hall- -we burst out laughing and i laugh fer like tenn minutes and im cryingg- Lindsey: god i have to have him as a sub fer a few months! Now hes gonna think as me as the girl who has nuts! Me: xD i knowww. Hes gonna be like, lindsey..were u bron a boy? Do u wish to become a woman? xD
07 Jan, 2011
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Cassee: Do yuh guys need yuhr talk sessions today? Where yuh guys make meh n shelbi leavee? Shayla: i dont know..there not talk sessionsss. Cassee: shelbi why are yuh staring at shayla?! Me: IM NOTT. im looking at the walls remembering how we were talking about our marshmallow walls xD Cassee: oh. Meh n lindsey just stand there and so does shayla and cassee and we all just stare at eachother for a minute. Me: well if that was awkward, i dunno what was xDDD -me n lindsey start walking home- Lindsey: idkk why that was so funny, that just cracked me up xD
07 Jan, 2011
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Wow today was horrible]: I almost started crying in foods. Like, my eyes were watering and i couldnt talk. Then i come home, and my moms all fuccking p***y. Idek why. Prolly cuz she didnt want me to dye my hair yet but i did. Oh well. And now, i get on, and theres no messages/: I honestly hate my life/: [[not just cuz of these OBVIOUSLY. im not that r****ed.]]
03 Jan, 2011
I love you<3 (lmfao at the subject xD)
From: ?Twis?ted?! Date: Jan 3 2011 11:28PM Subject: RE: IT SMELLS BUTTERY BITCHES!!!(popcorn) noo why would i i said your beautiful and thats what i think and besides i told you idc for looks you have a great personality i lovei t i wouldnt brake up with for anything
01 Jan, 2011
I <3 My Nephew(:
-Goes In My Room And My Nephew Follows And I Start Tearing Up- Nephew: Shelbi? Are You Crying Cuz Grammas Mean To You? Me: Yeah..(Not Why I Was Realleh Tearing Up Tho) Mason: -Reaches Over And Hugs Me Quietly-
29 Dec, 2010
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So Today Was Fucccking AWESOMEEE. Laughed So Hard I Thought I Was Gonna Pee My Pants, A Ton Of Times. xD Fuccking Funny. -Me, Karyssa, Hailey Andd Lindsey, Are Outside, Goin To My House- -My Mom Drives By- Me: Mommmmmm! -Lifts Leg In Thee Air And Kicks Towards The Car- Karyssa: What If Yuh Looked And I Had Both Of My Legs Up In Thee Air? Shelbi: -Bursts Out Laughing- Just A Buncha "Yuh Hadda Be There" Moments ;]
27 Dec, 2010
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Duuuuuuude. Fucccking Last Night Was Hilarious xD Had Karyssa Sleep Over. Watched Vampires Suck, Unrated. Funny As Hell. Then, Talked To This Guy, Who Was 21 And He Was Like: Why U Leave Without Say Bye? (Hes Like Egyptian Er Sum Shit xD) And So Karyssa Was Like, I Had To Change My Diaper. And We Started Sayingg All This Shiit And He Was Like, My Penis Go Up. :) So Im Like AHHHH Sick. Im Blocking Yuh. And Yeahhh...xD And Then Watchedd "Babies". Then. Woke Up, And Went To The Mall. And I Got Mah Ears Peirced AGAIN. Hurt Like A Mother Lmfao. So Now I Have Three On Each Ear(; One Cartilage, And 2 On Thee Bottom. Then We Came To My House, Made Noodles, And Watched The GAYEST SHOW EVER. NEVER Watch Satans Little Helper. Seriously. But Then..She Left. On Now. Im On This Gay Site(; So Thats How My Day/Nights Been. Message Me.!
26 Dec, 2010
Im So Dumbb.
-Me.Karyssa.&&.Lindsey Chillin On The Computer, Playing Ninja Glove- Me: UGHHH I Cant Do Thiss! D: It Gives My Arm A Spaz Attack. -Everytime I Play, Karyssa&&Lindsey Laugh- -Lindseys Turn Is Over And She Hands Me The Wireless Mouse- Me: -Accidently Knocks It Off The Table- Oops, Sorry Sorry. -Picks It Up And Tries To Play But The Mouse Is All Moving The Wrong Way- Shiiit I Jacked It Up! -Looks Down- OH, Its Backwards. o.o Karyssa&&Lindsey: -Burst Out Laughing- Wowww Nice.
25 Dec, 2010
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Merry fuccking christmas to you guys too. What happened to all my friends on here?/: But even so, merrrrryyyy christmassss! ;D
22 Dec, 2010
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Woo(: Lastt Day Of School Fer The Breakkk! Got Out At 11:40. Whoop. Have A Rockstarr (; Mah Mom Was Gonna Take Me To School. It Starts At 7:35? Idek. But It Was 7:22 And Mah Mom Was All Like, Yuh Want Some Coffee? So Im Like Sure. And So We Got Sum, Then It Was Like 7:45 And The Assembly Already Started So I Hadda Sit Alone]: Awh Well. Kewl Talent Showw. Hadda Stompp. This Craheep Askedd Meh To Dance, So I Toldd Him I Was Sad, And Wasnt In The Dancing Mood [[Which I Wasnt]] And Then Mah Friends Were All Likee, Yuhr So Mean! Im Like, Wtf How Am I Mean, Juss Cuz I Dun Wanna Dance With ANYBODY? But Then Meh N Ana Were Walking Around At The Stomp, And We Started Jerkin An Shiit xD. Ana's Fucccking Amazing(: But Then Marissa&&Katie Got Some Guy To Dance With Ana, But Then She Took Too Long To Go So They Told Me To Dance With Him. Most Awkward Thing Ever Cuz He Didnt Even Talkkk? But Then The Same Creep Asked Me Again, But I Didnt Wanna Be Mean So Im Like Ight. Awkward. Then He HAd Me Give Him A Hug After -.- Hes Fuccking Liked Meh Since Seventh Gradeee.. But Now Im Home, And Later, Meh&&Karyssa&&Lindsey Are Gonna Chill<3 Watch Some Movies(; Make Cookies. Yeah. Cuz Were Fuccking Beasts. Be Jealous!
13 Dec, 2010
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Yuh Really Are Bipolar! xD Fucckkks Sake. JASON GET ON. Like Seriously, Ima Quit Soon. So Get Onn!
11 Dec, 2010
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Im seriously sick of this site. Jason never gets on, so like, whats the point? Like seriously..? I miss getting ten messages every time i get on ahah Noboey talks to me. Blahhh sjkwjdhw
11 Dec, 2010
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Slept over at haileys last nighttt<3 xD Pree greattt. We were alone in her bas****t and we heard a growl tho. Scary but funny as fucckk xD
08 Dec, 2010
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-In The Locker Room At Gym- Mrs. Givens: Kay, Were Gonna Do Scholiosos Check, So Just Stay In Here. -Meh, Marissa, Nicole And Ana Are Chillin Behind A Wall- Mrs. Givens: I Have A Funny Idea! Everybody Hide, And Ill Come In And Be Like, Where Are Yuh Girls?! And Start Singing, And Yuh Guys Have To Come Out Dancing. -Meh N Marissa Look At Eachother And Burst Out Laughing- -Everyone Hides- -Meh N Marissa Run To The Shower Room And Hide Behind A Curtain- -Later- Mrs. Givens: GIIIIRLLLLSS Wherreee Areee Yuhh?! -In Weird Voice- Meh N Marissa: Wtf!! xDD -Burst Out Laughing- -Everybody Slowly Walks Out-
04 Dec, 2010
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The dance was alright. I was hella depressed at first, but then i found marissa and hung out with her, katie, shalese, jessie, shyler, dalton and yeahhhh. It was hella funny cuz meh n marissa were dancing with hella short dudes right next to eachother xD But. Yeah. I saw due date today. Hella awkward(: but then im gonna see harry potter tomorrow(; I dont see the point of coming on here anymore. NOBODY talks to me, dead serious, and jason hasnt gotten on for a weekk..soo..i might quit..im serious this timee.
30 Nov, 2010
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School dance fridayyyy(: Dunno who im going with tho./: Marissa will prolly go with her other friends..blah.
29 Nov, 2010
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I eat boys up Breakfast and lunch Then, when I'm thirsty, I drink their blood Carnivore, animal, I am a cannibal I eat boys up You better run More Like I Eat Jason Up. Lmfao Jk xD
28 Nov, 2010
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Going To Toads Today. Kinda Hoping Rockets There. But He Hates Me. Oh Well. Still Hope Hes There.
28 Nov, 2010
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The Names Shelbi, But Ya Have To Be A Retard To Have Not Figured That Out. I Am 14 Years Of Age. I Hate Fakes And Liars, So Dont Add Me If Yuhr Either Of Those. I Come From A Place Filled With Drama, And Two Faced People. Im Probably The Boringest Person Yuh Will EVER Meet(: My Favorite Color Is Purple, I Have 2 Sisters And 1 Brother, And A Nephew, Who Is 4, And A Neice Coming On The Way. My Nephew Is My Life, If It Werent Fer Him, I Wouldnt Be Here. I Hate My Life, And I Honestly Think I Have Nothing To Live For, Cept Fer Him, And My Neice(; I Like To Hang Out With Friends, And Do CRAZYYYY Shiiit. I Have Crazy Ass Experiences(: But Anywayyysss This Isnt Really About Me, And I Have Absolutly NOTHING To Say, So Bye(:
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