25 May, 2012

Wow....

haven't been on here in over a year

23 Mar, 2011

Bye...

Quiting this site time to move on

27 Apr, 2010

Soo true..

There's a place I wanna to go Where I can hear the cotton grow Midnight train whistles blow A dozen miles down the road Adn all I have to do is be still There's a place I need to be Mom and Dad my brother and me First time I ever saw the beach Back to 1983 And all I have to do is just be still When the road gets crazy And tries to break me And I've had all I can stand I can close my eyes no matter where I am And just be still Theres a place I love to be Where it's just my baby and me Close enough to feel the heat All wound up beneath the sheets And all I have to do is just be still When the road gets crazy And tries to break me And I've had all I can stand I can close my eyes no matter where I am And just be still There's a place I need to go Where stained glass windows glow Every part of me is known Thank God I can go there Thank God I can go there Still

11 Apr, 2010

ha wow

guess you can't trust anybody anymore huh

26 Dec, 2009

=P

I'm soo bored somebody send me a message!!

25 Dec, 2009

Merry Christmas

=D

24 Dec, 2009

Merry Christmas!!!!

Merry Christmas(eve) Everyone =D

23 Dec, 2009

Small Town USA =]

A lot of people called it prison when I was growin up But these are my roots and this is what I love Cause everybody knows me and I know them And I believe that's the way we were supposed to live Wouldn't trade one single day here in small town USA Give me a Saturday night my baby by my side A little Hank Jr. and a six pack of light Old dirt road and ill be just fine Give me a Sunday morning thats full of grace A simple life and I'll be okay Here in small town USA Around here we break our backs just to earn a buck We never get ahead but we have enough I watch people leave and then come right back I never wanted any part of that I'm proud to say that I love this place Good ole small town USA Give me a Saturday night my baby by my side David Allen Coe and a six pack of light Old dirt road and ill be just fine Give me a Sunday morning that full of grace A simple life and I'll be okay Here in small town USA Oh yeah I wouldn't trade one single day I'm proud to say i love this place Give me a Saturday night my baby by my side Sweet home Alabama and a six pack of light Old dirt road and ill be just fine Give me a Sunday morning that full of grace A simple life and I'll be okay Yeah I'll be okay Here in small town USA Oh yeah small town USA

18 Dec, 2009

The perfect guy...

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot,Who calls you back when you hang up on him,Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,Who holds your hand in front of his friends,Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he caresabout you and how lucky he is to have you.Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says,'......that's her.'If you open this you have to pass it, guy or girl, or you will havebad luck for the rest of your life ..If I don't get this back I guess you're not my friend.If you have a lot of love for someone.....copy and send this to yourwhole list...in 5 minutes your true love will call or message you.You have just beenDEATH WISH ED.Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they like you.Something good will happen to you at appro x. 1:42 pm tomorrow.It could be anywhere.So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.If you break this chain, you will be cursed with relationshipproblems for the most important time of your life.Send this to 15 people in 15 minutes to carry on the chain...andspare yourself the emotional stress...be very careful

25 Nov, 2009

=]

need to tell you a secret LO0K AT 5 [2] The answer is L0OK AT 11 [3] Dont get mad L0OK AT 15 [4] Calm down don't be mad L0OK AT 13 [5] First L0OK AT 2 [6] Dont be that angry L0OK AT 12 [7] i just wanted to say hi [8] What I wanted to tell you is...THE ANSWER IS ON 14 [9] Be patient L0OK AT 4 [10] This is the last time I'm going to do this L0OK AT 7 [11] I hope you're not mad when I say this L0OK AT 6 [12] Sorry L0OK AT 8 [13] Don't be getting a hype L0OK AT 10 [14] I dont know how to say this L0OK AT 3 [15] You must be really mad L0OK AT NUMBER 9

20 Nov, 2009

blah =P

nobodys on =P this is sooo boring

23 Oct, 2009

bored >.<

i am so bored lol

11 Sep, 2009

help...

i got this fake baby that i had to do for school and it keeps cryin lol ugh i hope it goes to sleep soon!

31 Aug, 2009

booorrreeed....

got school now and have a wonderful human anatomy test tomorrow yippee (sarcasm!) =P

18 Aug, 2009

Tomorrow =P

got school yippee lol im excited somewhat but oh well =]

01 Aug, 2009

This is cute..

1) Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep they always think about the girl they truly care about 2) Guys are more emotional then you think if they loved you at one point it takes them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they arent with you 3) Guys go crazy over a girl's smile ( : 4) A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to 5) Giving a guy a hanging messa?ge like "You know what uh...never mind....." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking and he'll a**ume he did something wrong and he'll obsess over it 6) If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. you don'???t need to give advic?e 7) A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you. GUYS LOVE YOU MORE THEN YOU LOVE THEM! 9) Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. They rarely use beautiful or gorgeous. If a guy uses that, he really likes you 10) If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with you 11) When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something 12)A guy would give the world to be able to read a girl's mind for a day 13)No guy can handle all his problems on his own He's just too stubborn to admit it 14)NOT ALL GUYS ARE RUDE! Just because ONE is RUDE doesn't mean he represents ALL of them 15) WHEN A GUY SACRIFICES HIS SLEEP AND HEALTH JUST TO TALK TO YOU, HE REALLY LIKES YOU AND WANTS TO BE WITH YOU AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE 16) Even if you dump a guy months ago and he loved you he probably still does and if he had one wish it would be you to come back into his life -Everything said in this bulletin is true -Ladies, if u don't repost this within 1 hr then you will lose the guy of your dreams -Guys, if you don't repost this in 1 hr then you will lose the girl of your life

24 Jul, 2009

Hey...

going to my dadz house won't be on for awhile

17 Jul, 2009

Random quote!!!!

ONE TEQUILLA TWO TEQUILLA THREE TEQUILLA FLOOOR!!!!!! =D

17 Jul, 2009

whoa...

i've been a member on here for a year now wow lol

26 Jun, 2009

HEY!!!!

Hey natalee you said you didnt deserve blogs but i think you do so...... lol your totally awesome and a great friend!!!!!!!

24 Jun, 2009

looks don't matter

Girl: Um hi i need to tell you somthing Boy: what? Girl: I like you Boy No way your so dam ugly Girl: But....I thought that...... Boy: I'll never like you girl runs off crying Later... girls phone rings "Hi honey its mom ill be home soon love You bye" Girl grabs knife goes in the bathroom and cries. Mom: honey im Home! then the mom hears a scream and finds the girl bleeding to death in the bathroom and she tells her i love you and dies then her mom looked up and was horrified by seeing blood on the wall saying ASK HIM AM I PRETTY ENOUGH NOW Copy & paste this if you think looks shouldnt matter and all that should count is whats on the inside

24 Jun, 2009

I would never cheat

Girl: i need to tell you somthing honey Boy: what might that be? Girl: well... Boy: tell me baby...please Girl: fine,,, i cheated on you Boy: what!? why babe?! Girl: idk i was being stupid im sorry Boy: i realy loved you and now you do this Girl: i said i was sorry Boy: im sorry but i need to leave you Girl: please no, i love you Boy: if you love me then why did you **** some other dude when you have me? Girl: sorry Boy: leaves the house and cry's in his car repost this as "i would never cheat" if you would never cheat on the one you love the most

24 Jun, 2009

she was pushed!

About six years ago Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school durning a fire drill.When she didn't submerge the police were called.They went down and broght up the seven-teen year old Carmen Winstead's body, the neck broke hitting the ladder, then side concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell...They believed them FACT: Two monthes after six-teen year old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it.When he went the take a shower he heard laughter from his shower, he started freaking out and ran to his computer to repost it, he said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, five hours later his mom woke up in the middle of the night cause of a loud noise,David was gone,that morning a few hours later the police found him in the sewer, his neck broke and his face peeled off If you don't repost this saying "she was pushed" or "They pushed her down the sewer" Then carmen will get you,either from the sewer,the toilet,the shower, or when you go to sleep you'll wake up in the sewer,in the dark,then Carmen will kill you.

21 Jun, 2009

=P

im back for a little bit but idk how long....

11 Jun, 2009

I think im quiting.....

Theres no purpose for me to be on this site nobody even knows i exist so f*** it im done i might be on a little but i doubt it.... bye

05 Jun, 2009

Age doesn't matter

Girl: nm you Boy: i got my G.E.D. Girl: OMG!!! IM SO PROUD OF YOU Boy: yeah thnx Girl: i have to tell you something Boy: go ahead Girl: well i love you. i always have i cared aboutyou and your always in my heart Boy: thats cool i love you too but your too young your 14 and i'm 17 Girl: but i love you, age shouldn't matter Boy: i know u do and i love u but i found this girl and shes my age Girl: i just thought......(crying she logs off) The next day the boy turns on the news and hears that a 14 year old girl cut her wrists and wrote on the wall "Age never matters" The boy then recives a call from the girl he choseand she says "I'm leaving you for the one i love.'' That night the boy hangshimself and writes on the wall "She's right. Age doesn't matter. I love you and always will.'' iF YOU AGREE THAT AGE SHOULDN'T MATTER AS LONG AS YOU LOVE THEM THEN REPOST THIS AS "Age Shouldn't Matter" and.. A miracle will happen at 11:11

27 May, 2009

Heyy

I'm updating my friendz list so if u dont really talk to me im taking your a$$ off still want to be my friend just talk to me! peace!!!

26 May, 2009

quiz lol

What color is your favorite hoodie? My black one =) How are you feeling RIGHT now? really bored and alone =P Whats the closest thing to you thats red? a note pad lol Are you emotional? sometimes lol Do you like yourself? nope What are you listening to right now? Lindsey Haun,Broken Ever been on a train? nope Ever been in love? not really Ever walked into a wall? lol yep Last time you cried? a couple days ago Do you or dislike more than 3 people? ummm yep What is your favorite animal? bearded dragons Do you remember your dreams? at times What color is your hair brush? gray and black Do you sleep with a teddy bear? nope What is your middle name? non u business lol Do you own slippers?i did once lol lost those Ever mixed all the sodas from the machine and drank it? once lol but never again =D Do you wear makeup?sometimes Do you get annoyed by mosquitoes? hell yeah!!!! Their a pain in the a** What brand are your shoes? Nikes Do you laugh at just about anything? Sometimes What are you doing tomorrow? going to f***ing school >.< The year you were born? 1994 Ever been to a bonfire party? yes Are you afraid of the dark? sometimes lol >.> Is it easier to forgive or to forget? forgive Where is your cell phone? in my pocket When was the last time you yelled at someone? a couple hours ago What was your childhood nickname? never had one lol except pain in the a$$ Have you ever missed someones hand in a high five? lol yep Have you ever shoplifted? no Ever painted each fingernail a differnt color? yep Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle? nope Ever made a creation out of duct tape? no

30 Apr, 2009

i agree

You say green I say black You say Paris Hilton I say Hailey Williams You say Zach Efron I say eww..Oh sorry go on You say Pop I say Rock you say prep I say emo You say tigger I say pooh bear You say squidward I say what the hell is wrong with you? You say square I say circle You say love I say hate You say peace I say BRING IN WAR! Copy and Paste if You Agree

26 Apr, 2009

REAL music

You say Soulja Boy-I say Slipknot You say Miley Cyrus-I say Nightwish You say T-Pain-I say mindless self indulgence You say Flowers-I say Deathstars You say Pink-I say Children of Bodom You say Hip Hop-i say shut the **** up You say Pop-I scream Heavy Metal!! You say hanah montana-i hit you in the face 92% of teenagers have turned to Hip Hop and Pop.If you are part of the 8% that still listen to real music,copy and paste this. DON'T LET THE SPIRIT OF ROCK DIE!!! copy & paste

24 Apr, 2009

Survey ^_^

Name: Carly Last Name: none of your business ^-^ Max: Girl Do you beileve in God: yes Do you think that life is worth living: At times.. Have you ever had s** in real life: maybe maybe not lol but no How about over the computer: >.> You find out. Do you drink: yep Do you do Mugs: maybe lol Do you smoke: all the time ^-^ lol Are you gonna have kids: Probably. o_o How many:2 or 3 Do you live in California: Noooo. If not, Where: missouri What kind of laptop/computer do you use: Gateway Are you emo: somewhat What did you think of this survey: its weird lol ^-^

20 Apr, 2009

420 woohoo

happy pot day everyone ^_^

20 Apr, 2009

this song is stuck in my head >.< lol

He was working through college on my grandpaw's farm. I was thirsting for knowledge and he had a car. I was caught somewhere between a woman and a child. When one restless summer we found love growin' wild. On the banks of the river on a well beaten path. It's funny how those memories they last. Like strawberry wine and seventeen. The hot July moon saw everything. My first taste of love oh bittersweet. Green on the vine. Like strawberry wine. I still remember when thirty was old. And my biggest fear was September when he had to go. A few cards and letters and one long distance call. We drifted away like the leaves in the fall. But year after year I come back to this place. Just to remember the taste. Of strawberry wine and seventeen. The hot July moon saw everything. My first taste of love oh bittersweet. Green on the vine. Like strawberry wine. The fields have grown over now. Years since they've seen the plow. There's nothing time hasn't touched. Is it really him or the loss of my innocence. I've been missing so much. yeah Like strawberry wine and seventeen. The hot July moon saw everything. My first taste of love oh bittersweet. Green on the vine. Like strawberry wine. ohhh strawberry wine

13 Apr, 2009

Hell yeah lol!!! JUMP!!!!

95% of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5% that would shout 'Jump

13 Apr, 2009

Very important peeps to me lol =D

Some very important people 2 me are Lilly, Emma, Lily(sis), Alyssa, Taylon, Niki, and natelee, Corrine T.T and MissyCashMoney, TJ, and jessica aka xXxemoxXx if ur not on this just tell me and i'll add u ^_^

10 Apr, 2009

bob!!!

?/ /?This? Is Bob Copy And Paste Him So He / \ Can Take Over MostFunGames

02 Apr, 2009

WOOHOO

HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 ME lolz =)

01 Apr, 2009

=)

1 Day til my b-day woohoo lol :P

31 Mar, 2009

i would in a heart beat....

????????*no heart beat* ? ? ?---^v^------ ?~repost this~ ? ?~if you would give~ ????????~your life for the love of your life~ ? ?

29 Mar, 2009

omg

everyones off!!! somebody please talk 2 me!!!!

28 Mar, 2009

sad =(

MONTH 1:MOMMY IM ONLY 4 INCHES LONG MONTH 2:MOMMY I LOVE YOUR VOICE ITS A SWEET LULLABY MONTH 3:MOMMY I JUST FOUND OUT IM A BOY! AREN'T YOU GLAD MONTH 4: MOMMY I JUST LEARNED HOW TO SUCK MY THUMB!I GET A LOT OF EXCERCISE! I CAN TURN MY HEAD AND STRETCH MONTH 5:MOMMY WHY ARE YOU CRYING?IT MAKES ME CRY TOO! SEE I CRY EVEN THOUGHT YOU CAN'T SEE ME MONTH 6:MOMMY THAT DOCTOR LIED TO YOU; I AM REAL! i DON'T LIKE THAT DOCTOR AT ALL! MONTH 7: I HEAR THAT DOCTOR AGAIN! WHAT'S ABORTION? OW! MOMMY I FEEL A NEEDLE; IT'S BURNING,MOMMY! HELP ME! I CAN'T GET AWAY FROM IT! MOMMY IT'S OKAY NOW IM IN THE HANDS OF GOD NOW. HE EXPLAINED TO ME WHAT ABORTION IS. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?HOW COULD YOU KILL ME? DIDN'T YOU WANT ME MOMMY? IF YOU THINK ABORTION IS WRONG COPY THIS AND REPOST!

27 Mar, 2009

<3

Girls: If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. Guys: Grab it if it happens more than once. Cuddling;; Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold. Guys: Automatically move closer to her. Movies;; Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you. tilt your head on his shoulder. Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her. Loving each other;; Guys: When she tells you she loves you look deep into her eyes. give her a peck on the lips and tell her you love her too... And mean it. Laying below the stars;; Girls: When you're both laying under the stars put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat. Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now make a wish about something you would like to happen Between you and your crush.... -Now copy and repost this; if By 12 am tonight your one true love will realize how much they want you. If you don't repost this, you will have bad luck for your entire life!!

21 Mar, 2009

wow im worth 4075 im amazed lolz

Natural Hair Color: [ ] Brown - $100 [x] Blondie - $50 [ ] Black - $15 [ ] Bald - $5 [ ] Other - $75 Eye Color: [ ] Brown - $50 [ ] Green - $75 [X] Blue - $150 [ ] Hazel - $100 [ ] Other - $15 Height: [ ] Over 7' - $200 [ ] 6'8 to 7' - $175 [ ] 6'0 to 6'7 - $150 [x] 5'5 to 5'11 - $75 [ ] 5'4 to 5'10 - $85 [ ] Under 5'4 - $95 Age: [ ] 50 to 56 - $175 [ ] 46 to 50 - $150 [ ] 41 to 45 - $125 [ ] 31 to 40 - $100 [ ] 26 to 30 - $75 [ ] 21 to 25 - $50 [ ] 19 to 20 - $25 [x] 0 to 18 - $100 Birth Order: [ ] Twins or more than twins - $750 [ ] First Born - $320 [ ] Only Child - $250 [ ] second born - $150 [ ] Middle child - $100 [ ] Last Born - $100 [x] third born - $550 [ ] fourth born - $300 [ ] fifth born - $400 [ ] sixth born - $215 Drink? [ ] I did like once - $400 [x] Only Holidays - $250 [ ] Sometimes - $215 [ ] YES - $200 [ ] only weekends - $300 [ ] Every other day - $50 [ ] Once a day - $15 [ ] I live from the bottle - Bankrupt $0 [ ] No - $600 Vision? [ ] perfect vision $400 [x] need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them $200 [ ] No correction $100 [ ] Glasses $50 [ ] contacts $25 [ ] Surgical correction -$100 Shoe Size: [ ] 13+ - $300 [ ] 12-1/2 to 13 - $250 [ ] 11 to 12 - $400 [x] 7 to 10 - $500 [ ] Under 7 - $450 Favorite Colors (TWO): [x] Green - $750 [x] Red - $600 [ ] Black - $100 [ ] Yellow - $475 [ ] Brown - $300 [ ] Purple - $225 [ ] White - $400 [ ] Aqua - $350 [ ] Orange - $300 [ ] Blue - $300 [ ] Pink - $100 [ ] Other - $500 Total: Did you use a calculator to add it all up? [ ] Yes $0 [ ] Nope-add $1000 [x] some- $750

21 Mar, 2009

Stay just a little

I heard it in your voice when your love died on a telephone connection stretching miles and miles of wire You said it was over and then cried, and then cried you were gone before I said goodbye. And I don’t like to think it is true. The distance came between us like a knife and cut right through.When did we go wrong and let it all run to,The only one i ever loved was you.Would u stay just a little my love,would u stay just a little my love. cuz the whole in the middle of my heart needs filling up.If u stay just a little thats enough.it kills me as i way awake at night.Remember the last kiss that we shared doesnt feel right.It is impossible for me to win this fight.Keep u a little longer in my life.Would u stay just a little my love cuz the whole in the middle of my heart needs filling up.If u stay just a little thats enough

20 Mar, 2009

Lolz

?????? Put this on your page ???????If you like to laugh a lot !XD ???????

20 Mar, 2009

Funny Math!!!!! lolz

s** is like math. .u add the bed .subtract the clothes .divide the legs .leave your solution .and pray you dont multiply post this right after u read it

13 Mar, 2009

VACATION WOOHOO

going on vacation 2 mexico woohoo so i wont b on very much c u guys all l8r =) bye!!!!!!

04 Mar, 2009

OMG theres smiley faces everywhere and they F*cking MOVE!!! ahhhh

:P :P :P :P :P :P :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

28 Feb, 2009

Before i die.....

if i die tomorrow, and you would never get a chance to see me again. [be honest] 01. What are 5 things you would want me to know before I died? 02.What would 5 questions be that you have been wanting to ask me? 03.If I died, would you come to my funeral? 04.If I died, would you cry? 05. If I died, would you forget me eventually? 06. If I died, what would be going through your head? 07. Would you tell me you loved me before I died? 08. Would you mean it? 09. If I died, would you regret anything you said to me? 10. If I died, would you be wishing you told me something that you haven't already told me? 11. If I died, what would be your last memory of me? 12. If I died, what would youremember me by? 13. If I died tonight, I would want to know your true feelings about me. 14. What are your complete feelings about me,to this day?

17 Feb, 2009

R.I.P Corrine ='(

You will be missed a lot -cryz- i wish i could have said goodbye. rest in peace corrine T.T

16 Feb, 2009

READ THIS lolz

hilarious lolz This is this cat - This is is cat - This is how cat - This is to cat - This is keep cat - This is a cat - This is r**** cat - This is busy cat - This is for cat - This is forty cat - This is seconds cat - Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top...

14 Feb, 2009

Valentines day =)

happy valentines day guys hope ur havin a better one than me =)

14 Feb, 2009

Life....

life sux =P i dont get why it has 2 be sooo s***y =(

02 Feb, 2009

WOOHOOO

STEELERS WON!!! lolz =)

01 Jan, 2009

wow...

finally 2009 but i dont think its startin out like i wanted it 2.

23 Dec, 2008

I got married last night!!!

IT'S PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED THIS because in the next seven days you will: * have s** * have someone fall in love with you * find money you've been missing * your luck will change for the better in all areas... love, happiness, job, money, BUT...first you will have to repost this with 1 of these t**les: "I'm a lesbian" "I'M HORNY" "I GOT ARRESTED" "Just to settle all the rumors...yes I am pregnant" "I'm getting married!" "My dad got the job!.. I'm moving to Japan!" "Guess ... who i kissed last night!" "I guess it was never meant to be" "I'm gonna be a daddy!" "I'm moving back!!!!!" "im gonna be a mommy" "I'm moving!!! "I miss her" "i miss him" "he love's me again" "she love's me again" "I want SEX" "I got married last night!!!" BEWARE IF U DONT REPOST THIS U WILLL HAVE BAD LUCK FOR 2 years

21 Dec, 2008

Miranda Lambert- kerosene

I'm waitin’ on the sun to set cause yesterday aint over yet I started smoking cigarettes there’s nothing else to do I guess Dusty roads aint made for walking, spinning tires aint made for stoppin’ I’m giving up on love cause love’s given up on me I gave it everything I had and everything I got was bad Life aint hard but it’s too long to live it like some country song Trade the truth in for a lie, cheating really aint a crime I’m giving up on love cause love’s given up on me Forget you high society, I’m soakin’ it in Kerosene Light ‘em up and watch them burn, teach them what they need to learn HA! Dirty hands aint made for shakin’, aint a rule that aint worth breakin’ Well I’m giving up on love cause love’s given up on me Now I don’t hate the one who left You cant hate someone whos dead He’s out there holding on to someone, I’m holding up my smoking g** I’ll find somewhere to lay my blame the day she changes her last name Well I’m giving up on love cause love’s given up on me Well I’m giving up on love HEY love’s given up on me

20 Dec, 2008

So true lolz (READ THIS)

A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6-year-old. "I think it's about time we start cussing." The 4-year-old nods his head in approval. The 6-year-old continues. "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm going to say hell and you say a**." "OK!" The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. Their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old what he wants for breakfast. "Aw hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios." WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear every step. The mom locks him in his room and shouts "You can just stay there till I let you out!" She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old, and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast young man? "I don't know," he blubbers, "But you can bet your a** it won't be Cheerios!"

20 Dec, 2008

Linkin Park- In The End

It starts with one thing I don't know why It doesn't even matter how hard you try keep that in mind I designed this rhyme To explain in due time All I know Time is a valuable thing Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings Watch it count down to the end of the day The clock ticks life away It's so unreal Didn't look out below Watch the time go right out the window Trying to hold on, but didn't even know Wasted it all just to watch you go I kept everything inside and even though I tried, it all fell apart What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when I tried so hard And got so far But in the end It doesn't even matter I had to fall To lose it all But in the end It doesn't even matter One thing, I don't know why It doesn't even matter how hard you try, keep that in mind I designed this rhyme, to explain in due time I tried so hard In spite of the way you were mocking me Acting like I was part of your property Remembering all the times you fought with me I'm surprised it got so (far) Things aren't the way they were before You wouldn't even recognize me anymore Not that you knew me back then But it all comes back to me (in the end) You kept everything inside and even though I tried, it all fell apart What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when I Chorus I've put my trust in you Pushed as far as I can go And for all this There's only one thing you should know

07 Nov, 2008

hot and cold (awsome song)

You change your mind Like a girl changes clothes Yeah, you PMS like a b**** I would know Yeah, you always think Always speak cryptically I should know That you're no good for me 'Cause you're hot then you're cold You're yes then you're no You're in and you're out You're up and you're down You're wrong when it's right It's black and it's white We fight, we break up We kiss, we make up You, you don't really wanna stay, no You, but you don't really wanna go, oh 'Cause you're hot then you're cold You're yes then you're no You're in and you're out You're up and you're down We used to be just like twins, so in sync The same energy now's a dead battery Used to laugh 'bout nothing Now you're plain boring I should know That you're not gonna change 'Cause you're hot then you're cold You're yes then you're no You're in and you're out You're up and you're down You're wrong when it's right It's black and it's white We fight, we break up We kiss, we make up You, you don't really wanna stay, no You, but you don't really wanna go, oh Someone call the doctor Got a case of a love bipolar Stuck on a rollercoaster Can't get off this ride You change your mind Like a girl changes clothes 'Cause you're hot then you're cold You're yes then you're no You're in and you're out You're up and you're down You're wrong when it's right It's black and it's white We fight, we break up We kiss, we make up You, you don't really wanna stay, no You, but you don't really wanna go, oh 'Cause you're hot then you're cold You're yes then you're no You're in and you're out You're up and you're down, down, down, down...

02 Sep, 2008

Do you love someone enough to do this???

Do you love someone enough to do this? I bet you don't... Don't turn your back, you just opened it,keep reading...if you would jump in front of a bullet for your girlfriend, boyfriend,best friends,or just a person you love, repost this. Tonight, your soulmate will call, kiss, or ask you out... if you break this chain, you will be PUNISHED. Repost with t**le: Do you love someone enough to do this???

26 Jul, 2008

female comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together if you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this.... If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. DAMES REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen..."

10 Jul, 2008

Racism sucks

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away

10 Jul, 2008

Did you know

Did u know? B4 u go to sleep at night there is 1 person of the opposite s** thinking of u.They want to kiss u, They want to be with u they are always thinking about u b4 they go to sleep at night. in a month they will ask u out or? grab u and kiss u.Post this in the next 200 seconds and you WILL have THE best day of your life THIS SATURDAY.You're number one love Will eitherkiss you,ask you out,or call you,or text you,or better ?

10 Jul, 2008

Friends to Homies

FRIENDS: Never ask for food HOMIES: Are the reason you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. HOMIES: Call your parents mom and dad. FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. HOMIES: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we ****ed up...but that **** was fun!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. HOMIES: Cry with you. FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. HOMIES: Keep your **** so long they forget it's yours. FRIENDS: know a few things about you. HOMIES: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. HOMIES: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you. FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. HOMIES: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" FRIENDS: Are for a while. HOMIES: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. HOMIES: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!" FRIENDS: Will talk **** to the person who talks **** about you. HOMIES: Will knock them the **** out!! FRIENDS: Will ignore this. HOMIES: Will send it back and 12 hommies"

08 Jul, 2008

True Love

A girl said to a boy she loved: "do you like me?" the boy said: "no" the girl asked: "do you think I'm pretty?" the boy said: "no" the girl asked: "will you cry if I leave?" the boy said: "no". then the girl left but the boy took her hand and said: "I don't like you I love you, I don't think you're pretty I think you're beautiful, I won't cry if you leave I will die."