22 Oct, 2012

Life...

Just got a booty call from life... apparently it still wants to keep f***ing me.>:/

07 Jul, 2010

rawr?

rawr=i love you rawr=do you love me rawr=i want you you rawr=do you want me rawr=i'll bite you rawr=bite me rawr=i like you rawr=do you like me rawr=date me rawr=beat me rawr=kiss me rawr=hug me rawr=touch me rawr=do me

02 Mar, 2010

OMG

i got a yahoo this is the first time i have commented about my life

14 Feb, 2010

a funny joke ... i think?

okay so a man walks into a bar and says i bet you that my dog can talk and the bartender says your on so the man says t his dog how does sandpaper feel and the dog says ruff then then then man asks who is the greatest baseball player of all time and the dog says ruth then the bartender throws them out and on the curb the dog says or was it mickey mantle?

14 Feb, 2010

OMG g LOOK AT ME me

Jack and Jill, went up the hill, to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, unzipped his fly, and asked Jill do u wanna, Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun, but stupid Jill, forgot her pill, and now they have a son.

12 Feb, 2010

yankee my chainee lol

yankee doodle went to toown riding on his mother everytime he hit a bump he had another brother yankee doodle keep it up yankee doodel harder yankee doodle kepp it up and now go screw your father

01 Feb, 2010

A GIRLZ FIRST TIME

•It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him- he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way, pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you. After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle, that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience. You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled. . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . What were you THINKING?! NAUGHTY!! . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . U BIG FREAKKK!!!!! I know what you were thinking! ! YOU MUST REPOST THIS WITH THE TITLE "A GURLZ 1ST TIME" AND YOUR DEEPEST DESIRES WILL COME TRUE, BUT... IF YOU DONT----------- YOU WILL LOSE SOMEONE YOU LOVE DEEPLY

19 Jan, 2010

This Is All TRUE lol

J-everyone loves you O-you are one of the best in bed E-have a nice a** [well i never looked but my girlfriend has lol] L-you are cute J-everyone loves you Oyou are one of the best in bed N-soooooooo hott E-have a nice a** S-your loyal to those you love Y-one of the best bfs/gfs anyone could ask for A- damn good kisser B- You fall in love quickly C You're wild and crazy D- You have one of the best personalities ever E- You have a nice a** F- People totally adore you G- You have a very good personality and looks. H- You never let people tell you what to do. I- Love is something you deeply believe in J- Everyone loves you. K- You like to try new things L- You are cute M- Success comes easily to you. N- So Hott O- You are one of the best in bed. P- You are popular with all types of people. Q- You are a hypocrite. R- fxckin Maxy S- You're loyal to those you love. T- damn s**y U- You are really chill. V- You are not judgemental W- You are very broad minded. X- You never let ppl tell u wat to do Y- One of the best bfs/gfs anyone could ask for Z- You like it in the b*** very very hard...

01 Dec, 2009

Guess...who i kissed last night

IT'S PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED THIS because in the next seven days you will: * have s** * have someone fall in love with you * find money you've been missing * your luck will change for the better in all areas... love, happiness, job, money, BUT...first you will have to repost this with 1 of these t**les: "I'm a lesbian" "I'M HORNY" "I GOT ARRESTED" "Just to settle all the rumors...yes I am pregnant" "I'm getting married!" "My dad got the job!.. I'm moving to Japan!" "Guess ... who i kissed last night!" "I guess it was never meant to be" "I'm gonna be a daddy!" "I'm moving back!!!!!" "im gonna be a mommy" "I'm moving!!! "I miss her" "i miss him" "he love's me again" "she love's me again" "I want SEX" "I got married last night!!!" BEWARE IF U DONT REPOST THIS U WILLL HAVE BAD LUCK FOR 2 years

01 Dec, 2009

we got caught

Okay, because you opened this, this weekyou will have the BEST LUCK 1) your gonna get a girlfriend/ boyfriend 2) your gonna have the best 3 weeks starting tonight! 3) your gonna get 2 NEW FRIENDS 4) your gonna fall in love **If u dont repost this, you will have bad luck forever !BUT, you have to repost this bulletin with any of these names: 1) I GOT MY LIP PIERCED [[PICS]] 2) I LOVE HIM , SO WHAT ? 3) I LIKE SOMEONE<3 4) GOLD DIGGER 5) I NEED A TRUE BOYFRIEND 6) OMG WE KISSED ! Heres the pic 7) I NEED A GIRLFRIEND I THINK I MIGHT BE GAY 9) I NEED A BOYFRIEND 10) MY SUICIDE LETTER 11) I DYED MY HAIR BLONDE[[PICS]] 12) IM GOING BACK TO JAMAICA MONDAY 13) I DYED MY HAIR PINK AND PURPLE HERE ARE PICS 14) WE GOT CAUGHT 15) I DYED MY HAIR BROWN HERE ARE THE PICTURES

01 Dec, 2009

post this if you want peace on earth

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01 Dec, 2009

i love music

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01 Dec, 2009

this is how i am

Girls: If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. Guys: Grab it if it happens more than once. Cuddling;; Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold. Guys: Automatically move closer to her. Movies;; Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you. tilt your head on his shoulder. Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her. Loving each other;; Guys: When she tells you she loves you look deep into her eyes. give her a peck on the lips and tell her you love her too... And mean it. Laying below the stars;; Girls: When you're both laying under the stars put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat. Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now make a wish about something you would like to happen Between you and your crush.... -Now copy and repost this; if By 12 am tonight your one true love will realize how much they want you. If you don't repost this, you will have bad luck for your entire life

01 Dec, 2009

love

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01 Dec, 2009

i hate child abuse

Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endore A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly crys She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, " God, why? Why is My life always sinking? " Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high The poor child was hit and slapped As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, " You deserve to die You worthless pest! " The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dieing She grabbed her bear And again started crying Police showed up At the small little house The quickly barged in Everything was as quiet as a mouse One officer slowly Opened a door To find the sad little girl Lieing on the floor It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms PASTE THIS ON YOUR PAGE IF YOU FEEL STRONGLY AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

30 Nov, 2009

yo momma

yo momma's so fat her nickname is DAMN !!!

30 Nov, 2009

yo momma

yo momma's so stupid she bought a solar powered flash light

30 Nov, 2009

yo momma

yo momma's so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning

30 Nov, 2009

this is touching

Girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road. Girl: Slow down! Im scared! Guy: No, this is fun! Girl: No, its not. Please, your really scaring me! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. *Girl hugs him* Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me. (In the paper the next day) A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks went out, but he didnt want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

30 Nov, 2009

JUST ANSWER THE Q'S PLEASE

"yes" or "no" and answer me back. Kiss me: Hug me: Date me: Get tipsy with me: Kill me: Love me: Hate me: Hold me: Lie to me: Hurt me: Sing with me: Dance with me: Grind with me: Touch me: Stare at me: Cuddle with me: Let me make a move on you: Have s** with me: Make a move on me: Play with me: Watch a movie with me: Get me a B-day gift: Let me borrow your car: Let me see you naked: Be there for me: Buy me a drink: Take a shower with me: Bring me around your friends: Give me a massage: Take me to the club: Ask me out: like me: Drink kool-aid with me: Look if i was naked: Take advantage of me: Let me take advantage of you: Hangout with me: Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good: Hold hands with me: Do something incredibly sweet for me: Give me a lap dance: Tell me you love me: What would you do if you woke up next to me: Will you repost this so i can do the same for you:

30 Nov, 2009

NO OFFENCE !!!

but im blond Too alright so three girls went into the woods a bernet a blond and a green haired chick so the brnet goes into the woods and she got a deer the other girls said wow hod you get that she said "i followed the tracks then BAM i got a deer" then the green haired chick goes and she gets a bear the others said wow hod you get that then she said "i followed the tracks then BAM i got a bear" then the blond goes and she comes back with a black eye bloody nose and cuts everywhere the others said wow hod you get all that she said"i followed the tracks then BAM i got hit by a train

28 Nov, 2009

JUST READ IT LOL

Honestly ... If u really like someone right now, and miss them at this moment, and cant get them out of ur head, and you think about them ALL the time, then repost this t**led "? IF U LIKE SOMEONE READ THIS?" within one minute. They will surprise u ...

18 Aug, 2009

stuff lol

i like sports and im really fun to talk too and im so wtf write about now