06 Oct, 2010
sup bich
im back cock s***ers haha time to p*** people off
13 Oct, 2009
i have no friends only homies thats y i havve notheing good to eat in muh house =l
i have no friends thats y i havve notheing good to eat in muh house =l FRIENDS: Never ask for food HOMIES: Are the reason you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. HOMIES: Call your parents mom and dad. FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. HOMIES: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we ****ed up...but that **** was fun!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. HOMIES: Cry with you. FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. HOMIES: Keep your **** so long they forget it's yours. FRIENDS: know a few things about you. HOMIES: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. HOMIES: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you. FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. HOMIES: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" FRIENDS: Are for a while. HOMIES: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. HOMIES: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "b****, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!" FRIENDS: Will talk **** to the person who talks **** about you. HOMIES: Will knock them the **** out!!
27 Sep, 2009
hell yea
1. When you are sad, I will help you plot revenge against the sorry b****** who made you sad. 2. When you are blue, I will help you dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile, I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining. 6. When you are confused, I will use little words. 7. When you are sick, stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall, I will point at your clumsy a**. And then think about helping your dumbass up. This is my oath. I will pledge to it 'til the end. Why, you may ask; because you are my friend. Remember: A good friend will help you move, but a really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.
08 Sep, 2009
o_0
omg i hate being alone i neeeeeeed a girl firend
20 Jul, 2009
WATTHEHELL
WAT HELL HAPPINED 2 ALL MY FRIENDS DAMIT
