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Member Since: 06/15/2008
Last Login: 07/26/2011
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my house, United States
About Me:
i have 2 pitts an 6 leopard geckos(2 bois an 4 gurls) 2 bearded dragons.................................i like rap an rock an 2 put things on fire, blow things up (like barbie dolls an crap like that ETC..........)um im single agen crap that sucks........
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Oct 6 2010 3:05PM
sup bich
im back cock suckers haha time to piss people off
Oct 13 2009 3:23PM
i have no friends only homies thats y i havve notheing good to eat in muh house =l
i have no friends thats y i havve notheing good to eat in muh house =l

FRIENDS: Never ask for food HOMIES: Are the reason you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. HOMIES: Call your parents mom and dad. FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. HOMIES: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we ****ed up...but that **** was fun!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. HOMIES: Cry with you. FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. HOMIES: Keep your **** so long they forget it's yours. FRIENDS: know a few things about you. HOMIES: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. HOMIES: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. HOMIES: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" FRIENDS: Are for a while. HOMIES: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. HOMIES: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "b****, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!" FRIENDS: Will talk **** to the person who talks **** about you. HOMIES: Will knock them the **** out!!
Sep 27 2009 6:54PM
hell yea
1. When you are sad, I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue, I will help you dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile, I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

6. When you are confused, I will use little words.

7. When you are sick, stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall, I will point at your clumsy ass. And then think about helping your dumbass up.

This is my oath. I will pledge to it 'til the end. Why, you may ask; because you are my friend.

Remember: A good friend will help you move, but a really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.
Sep 8 2009 3:52PM
omg i hate being alone i neeeeeeed a girl firend
Jul 20 2009 5:19PM
Jan 17 2009 12:19PM
i'm bored
Jan 13 2009 12:06PM
my mom is now 39 OMG SO MATURE AN IM NOT LOLZ


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Sep 27 2009 2:23PM

hey wats up
May 4 2009 9:16PM

hola amigo hows u going
Mar 23 2009 10:54AM

Lmaooooooooooooo those pick up lines were hilarious.......!!!!
Mar 19 2009 12:59PM

Youuuuuuuuuuu got problems cusz lmaoooo but i love youuu =]........!!!1
Feb 25 2009 10:40AM

Excuse me who ugly I no you not talking 'bout me hahahahaa I luv yuh cusz........!!!!!
Jan 24 2009 12:53PM

yooo cuusz you better stop acting like an idiot cause if i see you ima kill you =]....!!!!
Jan 12 2009 7:10PM

hey buddy
Jan 12 2009 12:11PM

hi who is u ? oh and i love to burn things i is random but dont worry
Jan 5 2009 8:46PM

yoo cusz i lubb you.......!!!!!1
Dec 25 2008 12:13AM

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