04 May, 2011

justice but not not happiness

so we lost many many men in the search for ONE man was it really worth losing thousands of men in this WAR. in my opinion it wasn't worth the deaths of men and women of the united states

03 May, 2011

:P

Springfield Missouri is the best city

04 Apr, 2011

>:0

message me please m super bored

27 Mar, 2011

:(

i sliced my hand today and and now cant move my fngers

23 Mar, 2011

:(

WOW it went form being 1 inch of snow one day to fuking 7 inches in the same day

22 Mar, 2011

hehe

MY MIDDLE FINGER gets a boner when I think of you ♥

22 Mar, 2011

hehe

Men are best cooks. Because with two eggs, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, he can fill a girl's tummy for nine months.

20 Mar, 2011

HAHA!

In the Garden of Eden, as everyone knows, Lives Adam and Eve, without any clothes. In this garden, were two little leaves, one covered Adam's, one covered Eve's. As the story goes on, Never the less to say, the wind came along, and blew the leaves away. At the sight, Adam did stare, There was Eve's treasure, All covered with hair. And wonder came, Under Eve's eyes, As Adam's thing, started to rise. They found a spot, that suited them best, a nice big tree, where they began to rest. Her legs spread wider, and wider apart, While thrill after thrill, Came into her heart. The head of Adam's thing, Peeked into the hole, and filled her with passion, Beyond her control. Backward and forward, His thing did slide, And Eve's treasure, was all wet inside. The joy was good, She wouldn't let loose, Until Adam's thing, Was all out of juice. Then down through the years, People did screw, and now it is time, for me and you. So pull down your pants, and lay in the grass, because I'm in the mood, for a piece of that ASS!

24 Feb, 2011

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVAZXZfIlNk

Wisconsin rules BUCKY ROCKS!!

24 Feb, 2011

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3pFD-xdPRE

check out the link MATTHEWS ROCKS best line backer ever

10 Feb, 2011

:(

well no more horse

08 Feb, 2011

hehe

lets see......umm your watching a scary movie and look at your friend and you see he pi$$ed him self so you say did you just pi$$ your self? and he says"umm...maby" then you tell him to get the FUK out.

05 Feb, 2011

hell ya!

the packers are gonna kick a$$ in a couple hours

01 Feb, 2011

>:O

some times when girls are mad they are theri hottest

01 Feb, 2011

its shhitty out there

Well Missouri has declared a state of emergency!!! Hwy 44 is closed from St. Louis south and its really really nasty out there.

27 Jan, 2011

oh ya

yay 32 degrees dam its hot out naw ist just warm

27 Jan, 2011

>: O hurry up and message me

talk to my in fuccking bored outta my mind

25 Jan, 2011

lol

if you make me p*** my self i will shove s pickle so far up your a** it will come outta your mouth

23 Jan, 2011

football

woo hooo go packers!!!

22 Jan, 2011

wow

its fucckin -24 degrees out!!

21 Jan, 2011

random songs that i think up

im riding wit my pooch in my hot limousine were gonna get some hooch from the queen COOL SONG HUH

18 Jan, 2011

<3

i love you HUN

12 Jan, 2011

i slapped yo mamma because i love weed :P

1 (Jan) - I stabbed 2 (Feb- I Robbed 3 (Mar) - I Smoked 4 (April)- I shot 5 (May) - I kissed 6 (June) -I ran shirtless with 7 (July) - I hugged 8 (Aug) - I jumped with 9 (Sept)- i slapped 10 (Oct)- I banged 11 (Nov) - I killed 12 (Dec) - I ran naked with Pick the day (number) you were born on: 01 - a taco 02 - a tooth brush 03 - a mexican 04 - a homeless guy 05 - Barney The Dinosaur 06 - a teletubby 07 - the one that i love 08 - a w**** 09 - a bowl of cereal 10 - a gangsta 11 - my boyfriend 12 - a hottie 13 -c******addict 14 - condom 15 - my "boo" 16 - a ninja 17 - my crush 18 - a s**y B0Y 19 - an Easter egg 20 - a snowman 21 - a spatula 22 - cookie monster 23 - A Hot Girl 24 - yo momma 25 - Paris Hilton 26 - a pimp 27 - a mop 28 - the Trojan man 29 - my h** 30 - my ex-boyfriend 31 - a bag of weed Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White - because im s**y like that yellow/black - because i love weed Pink - because i love to party Turquoise - because i like to snort c****** Polka Dots - because I am a tranny Graphic - because I'm g** Grey - because I have amazing b***s. Other - because I'm r****ed Green - because i like shoelaces Orange - because i am a Mexican Red - because I am crazy like that Blue - because that bum stole my taco Tye dye - because Im a ****ing scuba diver Purple - because the gummy bears raped me Striped - Because I am an Italian none- because im a s**y beast

05 Jan, 2011

:(

sorry my computer crashed so i wont be on that much

02 Jan, 2011

rose bowl

Wisconsin lost against tcu god dam !!!

02 Jan, 2011

2012

great next year wer all gonna die!!! :(

30 Dec, 2010

-_-

1. Name: Levi 2. Birthday: september 23th 3. Birthplace: a hospital(: 4. Current Location: under a fat roll 5. Eye Color: Brown 6. Height: 5'4 7. Right or Left Handed: right 8. The Shoes You Wore Today: red wings 9. Your most Overused Phrase: f** 10. Thoughts First Waking Up: hehe morning boner 11. Your Best Physical Feature: arms 12. Your Bedtime: Whenever 13. Your Most Missed Memory: my great uncle 14. Your Fear: friken clowns 15. Your Weakness: food 16. Perfect Pizza: lamb 17. Thoughts Before Going To Bed: dam im tierd 18. Your Cravings: oreos 19. Single/Taken?: single 20. Pepsi or Coke: Coke.!!!!! 21. MacDonald or Burger King: MD 22. Single or Group Dates: dingle 23. Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nether 24. Chocolate or Vanilla: vanillia 25. Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino 26. Do you Smoke: no 27. Do you Swear: yes 28. Do you Sing: hel l NO 29. Do you Shower Daily: Yes 30. Have you Been in Love: Yeah 31. Going to College?: not sure yer... 32. Going to get Married: mhm 33. Believe in yourself: I Guess 34. Get Motion Sickness: no 35. Think you are Attractive: Sometimes 36. Are you a Health Freak: NO! 37. Get along with your Parents: yea 38. Like Thunderstorms: YESS 39. Play an Instrument: nope 40. Drank Alcohol: yep 41. Smoked: yea 42. Been on Drugs:NO 43. Gone on a Date: no 44. Gone to a Mall: no duh 45. Eaten a box of Oreos: yup 46. Eaten Sushi: no 47. Been on Stage:ya 48. Been Dumped: Yup 49. Went Skinny Dipping : maby :) 50. Stolen Anything: yep 51. Ever been Drunk: yes

29 Dec, 2010

nazi zombiez

Don't underestimate the simple joys of blasting zombies with a shotg**. :-)

29 Dec, 2010

rate me

rate me 1: Crazy. 2: I'd marry you. 3: Talkative. 4: Sarcastic. 5: lovable. 6: Clubhead. 7: Moody. 8: Dumb. 9: Spoiled. 10: Mouthy. 11: Random. 12: Hot. 13: Funny. 14: Fit. 15: Amazing. 16: Can't live without you. 17: Maxy

29 Dec, 2010

:)

the mfg designers are kinda turds

29 Dec, 2010

(^_^)

I lie on the ground, and stare into space, the stars start to move, into the shape of your face. I see you there now, looking down at me, with that cute little smile, that I like to see. You say "close your eyes", "tell me what you see", I see only two people, just you and me. We're walking the shoreline, with our feet getting wet, the horizon turns pink, as the sun starts to set. We make love through the night, on that white sandy shore, then I hold you while thinking, I could want nothing more. Oh I wish I could be, in that one special place, as I lie on the ground, and I stare into space...

29 Dec, 2010

<3

on New Years Eve i want you to kiss me. kiss me at 11:59 & not finish that kiss until 12:O1. therefore i have a perfect ending, & definitely a perfect beginning, ♥

29 Dec, 2010

:)

Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle? Why do you still call it a building when its already built? If you aren’t suppose to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? funny world.

28 Dec, 2010

(^_^)

im qwagmire im qwagmire giggdy giggdy giggdy goo lets have SEX :)

27 Dec, 2010

-_-

i hate roofs :(

19 Dec, 2010

woo hoo!!!

WOOHOO!! im in Springfield MO yay!!!

17 Dec, 2010

-

talk to me!!

25 Nov, 2010

-_-

love is a substance that should not be declined and where your heart tells you to go you should follow it -levi

24 Nov, 2010

what turns me on

Is shorter then you: on Taller then you: off Wears a grill: dont care Dresses normal: dont care Dresses Preppy: dont care Dresses Skater: dont care Dresses Athletic: dont care Dresses Gothic: off Has green eyes: on Has brown eyes: on Has hazel eyes: On Has blue eyes: on Smokes cigarettes: off Smokes weed: off Drinks alcohol: dont care Plays sports: on Can skate: dont care Writes lyrics: dont care Smiles a lot: on Has bad manners in front of you: dont care Has blonde hair: ON!!!! Has brown hair: dont care Has black hair: dont care Has red hair: depends Has short hair: off Has no hair: off Has long hair: depends Has curly hair: dont care Has wavy hair: depends Good dancer: dont care Wears jewelry: depends Piercings: depends Laid back: off Plays guitar: dont care Raps: Off Can draw: On Has a lip ring: off Has a tongue ring: off Nipples pierced: off Hugs you: On GOOD kisser: On!!! Creative: On Calls you just to hear your voice: dont care Goes to church: dont care Cusses alot: dont care

24 Nov, 2010

:P

i love cereal!!

22 Nov, 2010

haha

Mom: *turns on radio* "BABY BABY BABY OHHHH BABY BABY BABY OHHHH..." You: DEAR LORD MOTHER TURN THAT OFF! Mom: She has a sweet voice :) You: ..Mom thats Justin Bieber... Mom: O_o Justin is a guy name You: ...exactly

26 Oct, 2010

respond

If we were stuck in a room together for the week, we would do whatever you wanna do, what would we do? Answer back to me in my in box

15 Oct, 2010

hi

some people were dropped as a baby. YOU were clearly thrown at a wall.

15 Oct, 2010

random

And then the happy space monkeys all got a snow cone

15 Oct, 2010

ppl message me

especially if u live in wisconsin

24 Aug, 2010

haha

"omg we nearly died" "haha u should of seen ur face"

11 Aug, 2010

ITS TRUE

One hug from that special someone can turn your whole day around.

10 Aug, 2010

wish it would work

boy: will you go out with me? girl: no boy: do u even know what i sed girl: yes boy: what?? girl: will you go out with me boy: sure girl ** blushes **

24 Jul, 2010

what do u think

0 = ewwwwwwwwwwww!? 1 = Definetly not attractive. 2 = Decent 3 = Cute 4 = Fine as hell! 5 = I'd do you. 6 = Pretty damn s**y! 7 = Lovable, I LOVE YOU!!! 8 = I wanna make you my guy. 9 = Just a friend. 10 = Maxiest person I know! 11 = Ya, I've checked you out a few times. 12 = i wanna **** u

23 Jul, 2010

hey

talk to me!

21 Jul, 2010

fill in the blanks and send to me

i ____ you. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars. Love,

21 Jul, 2010

hehe

"welcome to wal-mart, would you like a sticker?" "HELL YES I WOULD!"

20 Jul, 2010

i hate it

I hate that feeling when your mind does not agree with your heart

16 Jul, 2010

its true

Drunk people run stop signs, high people wait for them to turn green.

08 Jul, 2010

haha

1. YOUR REAL NAME; levi 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle.):levizzzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and favorite animal.): pink cow 4. YOUR SUPERHERO/CRIMINAL NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink): wight monster 5. GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets): Black g**ner

04 Jul, 2010

talk to me

TALK TO ME!!!

27 Jun, 2010

come on

i want at least 1 comment

27 Jun, 2010

love

love is scary

21 Jun, 2010

me levi

L- You are cute E- You have a nice a**. V- You are not judgemental I- Love is something you deeply believe inI- Love is something you deeply believe in A- damn good kisser B- You fall in love quickly C- You're wild and crazy D- You have one of the best personalities ever E- You have a nice a**. F- People totally adore you G- You have a very good personality and looks. H- You never let people tell you what to do. I- Love is something you deeply believe inI- Love is something you deeply believe in J- Everyone loves you. K- You like to try new things L- You are cute M- Success comes easily to you. N- So Hott O- You are one of the best in bed. P- You are popular with all types of people. Q- You are a hypocrite. R- fxckin Maxy S- You're loyal to those you love. T- damn s**y U- You are really chill. V- You are not judgemental W- You are very broad minded. X- You never let ppl tell u wat to do Y- One of the best bfs/gfs anyone could ask for Z- You like it in the b*** very very hard...