09 Aug, 2017

Me again

What's up guys? Miss you all! Feel free to message me on Snapchat or Skype @iMakeLulz to reminisce over the good old days on here.

06 Aug, 2017

Heya

Still checking in every now and again, looking for any signs of life on here.

23 Apr, 2017

hacked

sorry guys got hacked by my ten year old self

23 Apr, 2017

In The End - Linkin Park Part 2

One thing, I don’t know why It doesn’t even matter how hard you try Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme To remind myself how I tried so hard In spite of the way you were mocking me Acting like I was part of your property Remembering all the times you fought with me I’m surprised it got so (far) Things aren’t the way they were before You wouldn’t even recognize me anymore Not that you knew me back then But it all comes back to me In the end You kept everything inside and even though I tried, it all fell apart What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when... I tried so hard And got so far But in the end It doesn’t even matter I had to fall To lose it all But in the end It doesn’t even matter I've put my trust in you Pushed as far as I can go For all this There’s only one thing you should know I've put my trust in you Pushed as far as I can go For all this There’s only one thing you should know I tried so hard And got so far But in the end It doesn’t even matter I had to fall To lose it all But in the end It doesn’t even matter

24 Nov, 2016

It's Been Too Long

I just read all 45 pages of blogs I made on this website from 2009-2012 (from when I was 10 to 13 years old). They were unbearably cringeworthy, and it's crazy to believe how silly I was as a kid. I pretended that I was 17 years old and somehow, despite talking like a "lol so randumb" idiot, people believed me. Now that I look back at this site a couple months before I *actually* turn 18, it's strange. I made a lot of friends on here and now it's pretty much a ghost town. I came home after school every day, hopped on a cheap, slow Acer laptop and came to this flash game website and talked with a bunch of people I would never meet in real life. There was a sense of community, despite it just being another Armor/Addicting Games/Miniclip clone. Now, pretty much everyone is gone. No one posts blogs anymore, avatar chat's not even a thing anymore, and it's new replacement isn't even used. Even though I obviously never cared enough to keep in touch with anyone on here, it's really disappointing to see. These people, namely Macey, Shelbi, Nicholson and Ultimate were people I genuinely considered to be great friends, even though we hardly knew each other. There are definitely others I'm forgetting, but it's been years, my bad. If it's not too weird, feel free to add me on Snapchat, Skype or Kik. It'd be really cool to get back in touch with some of you guys. My username is iMakeLulz on all 3 of them. I use Snapchat daily, Skype every now and then, and hardly use Kik. But whatever works for you guys. See ya (hopefully)!

22 Dec, 2012

Not Gone

I was getting my laptop fixed last week. Don't worry, I didn't forget about this website.

02 Dec, 2012

I'm Back

This time it's official (I've been on two days in a row)

19 Apr, 2012

Skittle Factory Grand Re-Opening!

Macey and I have re-opened our Skittle Factory! In addition to our original flavors (Regular, Spicy, Icy, Maxy, Sugary, Flavorless, Rainbow, and Hot as Hell), we have added some new flavors. First, we have created a whole new sub-brand of Skittles, which we call Evil Skittles (The secret's in the sugar, but I'll never tell) . These new Evil Skittles include explosive, poison, anthrax, blood and drugged Skittles. Our new (non-evil) flavors of Skittles are Poke-Skittles, Chocolate Skittles, Alcoholic Skittles, McSkittles (Cheeseburger-flavored), Titanium Skittles, Transparent Skittles, Electric Skittles, Ninja Skittles (When you open the bag, you don't see anything, but they're watching you), Liquid Skittles, Skittle-flavored Skittles, and Teleporting Skittles. We have more flavors in the works. Lulz be with you.

16 Apr, 2012

True Friendship (and Pandas)

I have deleted almost every single one of my friends. If you are still on my friends list, I salute you.

22 Mar, 2012

Atheism

I converted from agnosticism to atheism a few months ago. Wasn't able to say it on here because I didn't have a computer. The Jews are on the moon.

17 Mar, 2012

I'm Back!

Back for more, B;tches.

18 Feb, 2012

20% Cooler

I haven't been on. BUT, I have a reason. My iPod was stolen, and I don't have a computer. However, I am getting a Portable Cheeseball (PC) in March. So, don't think I'm being a nuclear bagel. My ziraffe-loving self will be on daily starting in March.

15 Jan, 2012

Explosive Tater Tots

A lot has changed I was last on, back in July. But, I'M BACK BlTCHES!

09 Jul, 2011

Hello

Nice to meet you. My name is Joey. I am a physcopath. I do what I want. I'm a leader, fukk followers. I am random. I say, wear, act however I want. Fukk peer pressure. I'm willing to be a friend. Call me whatever you want. But, no matter what anyone says, I'm Joey and I am a character.

09 Jul, 2011

Age....

....is but a number. It means absolutely nothing. Being younger doesn't make your opinions or voice any different. We should judge people on their personality, voice, skills, and mentalities before their age. I hate age discrimination. It is the reason why younger people have less rights than older people.

08 Jul, 2011

I'm Alive!

I rarely go on this site. That's a fact. If any of you want to talk to me, friend my Xbox Live account: MakeLulzNotWar (Spelled and capitalized just like that). Send me a message on Xbox to tell me who you are.

20 May, 2011

Violence

Does anyone want to join the violence club? Free admission..... just message me.

18 May, 2011

Lol

Who dares me to go outside into a lightning storm with a metal pole?

27 Apr, 2011

JoeyLand

Does anyone want to visit JoeyLand? Just go over the double rainbow in Antarctica your I'll be waiting there with ice cream and your companion cube

15 Apr, 2011

:P

Sleeping for 5 hours one day then 6 the next? FML

13 Apr, 2011

Ziraffe

My favorite animal of all time is a ziraffe. For those who don't know, a ziraffe is a cross between a zebra and a giraffe. It has a giraffe's body, and a zebra's stripes and mohawk-like hair. A certain type of ziraffe, the rainbow ziraffe, is the same, but its stripes are rainbow. Also, there is a Tiraffe, which is half tiger half zebra.Some ziraffes can fly, others can stretch there necks out long, some can breathe fire, etc. They are found only in the continent of JoeyLand.

13 Apr, 2011

I <3 Survehs

How long did your first date last? About an hour and a half, stalk much? Invent something. What is it? A flying purple and green mechanical explosive zebra. Is your favorite color within 10 feet of you? Joey Color is not visible, so I don't have the right to tell you. Ask a question to something you dont know the answer to. Why does the cake have to be a lie. How many chairs do you have in your house? About 16ish Highlight of your day? Rapping the McDonald's rap in less than 7 seconds. Are you ready for summer or are you more of a winter person? I <3 SUMMER Would you rather be on a boat or a plane? My new idea: Plane with floaties on the wings. True are false. Fishing is boring. True Can you tell when girls (or guys) have eyeliner on? Yupperooz Your car is on fire.Is there anything you HAVE to get out? My ShamWow absorbs fire, so I don't need to worry. Can you cook? Deff.. :D How high is your ceiling? Like Shelbi's, it changes. Whats the worst job you can think of? Hangman. LOL. Do you swear a lot? Fukk this question. Any bad habits? Bite my nails. Does the last person you texted have an O in their name? Hmm... Christopher, but I call him Chris. Hmm... A word you can never spell correctly? I dunno, I can't spell it xD How many digits does the number you use most have? 7. Is everything working in your house? Nope :P Would you rather have a pool or a tampoline? Pool with bouncy water. Lets say its a 1 foot deep pool. Wanna change your answer? Nope :D Did you pay attention in drivers training? Nope Alrigghht. Wanna talk cars? Cars are for n00bs If you could have any car you wanted it would be...? The invismobile (invisible corvette with rockets that floats).

12 Apr, 2011

I'm alive

No, I haven't been on in a while. I'm still here though. It's just that no one really messages me anymore. If you want to talk, message me, I check this every day.

10 Jan, 2011

FML

They say lightning never strikes twice in the same place than how the fukk have I been hit 6 times in three different locations on four separate occasions?

03 Jan, 2011

:D

Happy New Year!!

25 Dec, 2010

Merry Christmas!

I got an Xbox 360, new phone, and Linkin Park tickets!

25 Nov, 2010

LOL.

I got Call Of Duty: Black Ops at midnight from Gamestop on Nov. 9! I'm so awesome.

25 Nov, 2010

:D

Happy Thanksgiving! -awkward silence- :P

26 Sep, 2010

ZOMFG!!!!

Flight Of The Conchords are on the newest episode of The Simpsons!!!!!!!!!!

20 Sep, 2010

MACEY!

I finally found Macey's account :3 I like waffles ^_^

11 Sep, 2010

Z0MG Survehs!

What color is your favorite hoodie? Brown (Wearing It Right Now :D) How are you feeling RIGHT now? Bored :o Whats the closest thing to you that's red? the red scribble for a spelling error on "hoodie" Are you emotional? STOP MOCKING ME!!!!1 :'[ Do you like yourself? Yupperooz What are you listening to right now? A Movie Ever been on a train? No :/ Ever been in love? I'd say.... no. Ever walked into a wall? Yes! Last time you cried? When they stopped selling cookies (Oh wait, that never happened) Do you or dislike more than 3 people? Yes What is your favorite animal? Ziraffe Do you remember your dreams? Mhmm What color is your hair brush? Turquoise Do you sleep with a teddy bear? NO. What is your middle name? facepalm Do you own slippers? Used to Ever mixed all the sodas from the machine and drank it? Duh! Do you wear makeup? I'm a guy and I'm not g** Do you get annoyed by mosquitoes? YES. What brand are your shoes? Tony Hawk Do you laugh at just about anything? ROFLMFAOMB What are you doing tomorrow? This The year you were born? 1337 LOL. Ever been to a bonfire party? Yup! Are you afraid of the dark? AHH!!!! Is it easier to forgive or to forget? Forget Where is your cell phone? My Mom stole it, so I'm getting a new one :D When was the last time you yelled at someone? 3 questions ago What was your childhood nickname? Joberto, Lulz, Fail, Pwn'd, Epic Random Guy #1, MakeLulzNotWar, jonasbrothersDIE424, gamemasta424, Dude With Cool Hair (All Real) Have you ever shoplifted? NO. Ever painted each fingernail a different color? Not a female Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle? :D Ever made a creation out of duct tape? Yup :D

08 Sep, 2010

Honestly?

Honestly, what color is your underwear? Blue? Honestly, whats on your mind? A Kitten with a tuba doing a backflip Honestly, what are you doing right now? Annoying Shelbi D: Honestly, who is your best friend? A Rock Named George Honestly, have you done something bad today? hehhehheh Honestly, do you watch Disney channel? HEEEELLLL YEAH! xD Honestly, who is the last person you talked to on the phone? A voice mailbox (PWN'D.) Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now? Nupe! Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time? Idiots Honestly, do you bite your nails? Mhmm Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment? *sighs* Chuck Norris Honestly, are you keeping a big secret right now? Whatever squeezes your peaches (LOL.) Honestly, do you have a friend you don’t actually like? Si! xD Honestly, does anyone like you? Possibly :]

08 Sep, 2010

:D

type your name: Joey type your name with your elbow: Joerhy type your name with your tongue: Joey (yay!) type your name with your eyes closed: JOey (almost :P) type your name with your nose: Joey (:D) type your name with your feet: Joey (ZOMG.)

05 Sep, 2010

Back!

Not that I ever left, but I'm going to be on more! :D

26 Aug, 2010

Yes I'm Alive

Haven't been on in a while :P

12 Aug, 2010

Repost This!

If you believe in God repost this. Please don't ignore; you are beingtested. For it says in the Bible, "Deny me in front of everyone, I will deny you in front of my father." 97% won't post. Will you?

12 Aug, 2010

YAY!

Ridin' this bike, singing this song- Ahh, F*** *gets hit with golf ball*

08 Aug, 2010

Moo =3

On vacation since Monday :D

29 Jul, 2010

Mood

Depressed. No one comments on my page any more, only two of my friends message me, and I haven't talked to Zach or Macey in a long time.

27 Jul, 2010

Youtube Rankings

The Top Ten Most Subscribed on YouTube Right Now: 1. nigahiga 2. Fred (I'm subscribed to him, but I don't really like his videos anymore) 3. ShaneDawsonTV 4. RayWilliamJohnson 5. Smosh 6. machinima 7. ShaneDawsonTV2 8. sxephil 9. davedays 10. MysteryGuitarMan And I'm subscribed to all ten :D

20 Jul, 2010

I <3 Surveys

Do you have a wireless keyboard and mouse? Nope, I have a laptop. Last sporting event you watched on tv or in person? Baseball or World Cup Who makes the best fudge? This person I'm imagining Do you like it when toothpaste bubbles in your mouth? :D Do you believe that the world is gonna end at 2012? As far as I'm concerned, the world could end tomorrow. I can't say it will but can't say it won't. How many songs are on your iPod or MP3 Player? 93, I use youtube for music :P Have you ever made your own survey? Yes (I love surveys :3) Can you swear inside your house? Yupperooz Do you save Bed Bath and Beyond coupons? Do I look like I'm gay? (Was that mean?, it sounded mean) Have you ever had a pet goldfish? I had a whole fish aquarium with like 20 fish. When did you last eat waffles? uhmm., Can't remember :'[ Had pancakes 2 days ago though :3 What is the most overrated thing in your opinion? Justin Bieber, Hannah Montana, *lists many Disney pop idols* Do you have a video Skype account? Don't have a webcam xP What color is your bed comforter? Blue Does being in love make you gain weight? Not biologically possible (Eating unhealthy makes you gain weight, but every time you fall in love you don't eat unhealthy) Dumbest person you know? and why? Your face :D Classic insults FTW! ^_^ Do your parents have home videos of you as a kid? Maybe, I know there are some of my sister, so it's likely. How old is your oldest cousin? Early 30's or late 20's, unless there are others :o Dun Dun Dun! xD If you HAD to get a tattoo, where and what would it be? On the bottom of my foot, it would say "LOL why is there a tattoo on the bottom of my foot? Squee! ^_^" Do you think Obama has tried Mugs? Idk :P What color is your bra or boxers? Guitar Hero Boxers xD I'm such a nerd What is your favorite radio station? 99.1 WPLR (For those wondering, It's a radio station here in Connecticut) What ethnicity was your last ex? Antarctic

20 Jul, 2010

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUJyfH8P5CU

LMFAO Still, just watch it.

20 Jul, 2010

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbwAAeZdGjk

Lmfao Just watch it.

20 Jul, 2010

Really?

Only ONE person entered this contest. You know what? Screw this, I win.

18 Jul, 2010

Ohai

I am having the first annual "How Many Blogs Do You Have?" contest on MostFunGames. If you think you have a lot of blogs (and I mean a LOT) just send me a message saying you want to enter. I will put your name on my next blog. Oh yeah, winner gets 5000 views on their account. No cheating (like making one letter blogs). Contest ends August 1st, 2010.

16 Jul, 2010

Easily Distracted

So I was walking in the par- OMFG IT'S A CHAIR!

16 Jul, 2010

Yay!

I got connection from my neighbor's house :D

15 Jul, 2010

*Sigh*

I won't be on for a few days (starting tomorrow) because we're switching cable companies. I'll be back within a couple days. Bye AT&T U-Verse, I'll always love you :'[

14 Jul, 2010

WTF?

Buddy you're a bad man person I'm bad at making insults so just bear with me, you got bad on your, your something- ah, fukk

08 Jul, 2010

Lebron James

Where will he go? :o

07 Jul, 2010

400th BLOG!

WOW. I want a grilled cheese :D

05 Jul, 2010

lulz

¢α??ιηg ?? FAKE ωση’? ?α?? ?συ REAL, ¢α??ιηg ?? DUMB ωση’? ?α?? ?συ SMART, ¢α??ιηg ?? WEAK ωση’? ?α?? ?συ STRONG, ¢α??ιηg ?? UGLY ωση’? ?α?? ?συ PRETTY, ¢α??ιηg ?? MEAN ωση’? ?α?? ?συ NICE, ¢α??ιηg ?? WEIRD ωση’? ?α?? ?συ COOL, ¢α??ιηg ?? NERDY ωση’? ?α?? ?συ POPULAR, ¢α??ιηg ?? GAY ωση’? ?α?? ?συ STRAIGHT, ?σ ω?? ?σ????…………………… ………? ?ν??? ιη?υ?? ?συ ?α?? ι? ση?? ?υ??ιηg YOU

04 Jul, 2010

:D

Happy 4th of July all Americans!

03 Jul, 2010

Su-su-su-su-SURVEY :D

1. Name: Joey 2. Birthday: March 9 3. Birthplace: Bridgeport Hospital 4. Current Location: Trumbull, CT 5. Eye Color: Green and Blue, color changing 6. Height: 700 Ft 4000 In. (Lolwut?) 7. Right or Left Handed: Right 8. The Shoes You Wore Today: Tony Hawk 9. Your most Overused Phrase: That's What She Said ;D 10. Thoughts First Waking Up: I need some pancakes 11. Your Best Physical Feature: Hair and Eyes, can't choose ._. 12. Your Bedtime: Whenever, usually after midnight 13. Your Most Missed Memory: ? 14. Your Fears: Fear Itself :D 15. Your Weakness: Taking things too serious 16. Perfect Pizza: Cheese!!! :D 17. Thoughts Before Going To Bed: Meow :3 18. Your Cravings: Love and Food 19. Single/Taken?: Single 20. Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi!!!! 21. MacDonald or Burger King: McDonalds!!!! 22. Single or Group Dates: Single 23. Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither :D 24. Chocolate or Vanilla: End The Racism, Swirl 25. Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino 26. Do you Smoke: Never have, never will 27. Do you Swear: Fuck you! 28. Do you Sing:lalalalalalalalala! Hell yes! 29. Do you Shower Daily: Yes 30. Have you Been in Love: Chyeah 31. Going to College?: No Doubt About It 32. Going to get Married: Hope So. 33. Believe in yourself: Always 34. Get Motion Sickness: No. 35. Think you are Attractive: Yeppers 36. Are you a Health Freak: No way, not fat though 37. Get along with your Parents: Yes x 10000000 38. Like Thunderstorms: Yay! Thunder! 39. Play an Instrument: Guitar Hero :D 40. Drank Alcohol: Heh heh 41. Smoked: NO. 42. Been on Drugs: NO. 43. Gone on a Date: Chyeah 44. Gone to a Mall: Really? 45. Eaten a box of Oreos: Of Course! I love eating boxes! 46. Eaten Sushi: Yes 47. Been on Stage: Yes, No stage fright whatsoever 48. Been Dumped: Yeah...:P 49. Went Skinny Dipping: Not g** 50. Stolen Anything: Never 51. Ever been Drunk: :D

02 Jul, 2010

Lolz

Put an "X" in all the situations that have happened to you! 1. [x] I have walked into a glass/screen door. 2. [x] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen. 3. [] I have choked on my own spit and thought I were gonna die. 4. [] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it., I've only seen the bits and pieces of 1 and all of Reloaded, it made sense to me. 5. [] I type only with my pointer fingers. 6. [] I have "accidentally" caught something on fire. 7. [] I've told a cop to **** off and/or teacher 8. [] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my nose, rather than my mouth. 9. [x] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked at me weird. 10. [] I've caught myself drooling 11. [] I've "accidentally" caused an explosion. 12. [x] If someone says the word "duty", I can't help but laugh. Only because nobody really says it unless playing Call of Duty 13. [] I've been into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times. 14. [x] Sometimes I just...stop thinking & zone out. 15. [x] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow... 16. [] I just tried to lick my elbow. 17. [x] People often shake their heads and walk away from me. 18. [x] People always tell me to use my "inside voice" 19. [x] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking. 20. [] I use my fingers to do simple math. 21. [] I've jumped off a moving vehicle 22. [] I've eaten a bug for $5 or less. 23. [x] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important. 24. [x] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't. 25. [x] I've removed my pants when I was with friends. I had another pair of pants under the others :D 26. [] I've ran around naked when I was with friends 27. [x] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time. Kinda, I Iook for my glasses when they're on my fac

02 Jul, 2010

ROFLCOPTOR!!!!!1

They Call Me The Hiphopopotamus. I Got Flows That Glow Like Phosphorus Popping Off The Top Of My Esophagus.? I'm Not A Water Dwelling Mammal That's Moved To The Metropolis Who's Been Taught How To Break Dance, Where Did You Get That Preposterous Hypothesis? Did Steve Tell You That? What's He Got To Do With It? What Kind Of Rapping Name Is Steve? Steve...

02 Jul, 2010

LOL I want one :P

http://www.pillowpetsontv.com/

02 Jul, 2010

OMG

393 blogs + Going on this site almost every day for almost a year and a half = No life

29 Jun, 2010

:(

USA lost, I forgot to post this 3 days ago, fail :P

26 Jun, 2010

USA! USA! USA!

USA vs. Ghana, extra 30 min. I do not watch soccer, but USA going this far is big, and I'm pretty patriotic.

24 Jun, 2010

:D

Graduated yesterday! Summertime biitches!

22 Jun, 2010

-_0 Stupid Idea

I just put like ten Icebreakers in my mouth -_0

16 Jun, 2010

...

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. DON'T JUST IGNORE THIS BECAUSE IN THE BIBLE it says if you deny Him, He will deny you in front of His Father in the Gates of Heaven. This is the simplest test: If you love God and you are not ashamed of it, copy this and put it in your profile. God will smile at you

15 Jun, 2010

So uh Yeah

I like potatoes, and if you don't like it, just go and s*** on a tomato ya' noob! Lolwut?

11 Jun, 2010

...

I'm losin' my sight, losin' my mind, wish somebody would tell me I'm fine. Nothin's alright, nothing is fine.

09 Jun, 2010

Wow

Can I really not think of ideas for blogs?

02 Jun, 2010

Wowzers (Wtf?)

I haven't made a blog in almost 2 weeks. I took a short break to catch up with facebook. Britney's back biotches (well actually Joey :P).

24 May, 2010

...

This is 10 percent luck, 20 percent skill, 15 percent concentrated power of will, 5 percent pleasure, 50 percent pain, and 100 percent reason to remember the name.

23 May, 2010

Yum

I just had a bacon, egg, and cheese; without the bread :o

22 May, 2010

BRB

Don't leave on me. :o

22 May, 2010

My eyes

My eyes are blue and green. They are NOT one blue and one green. They are NOT blue-green. They change color. Some say that only happens in light, but I've been in the same lighting and they've changed. Yeah, I'm pretty exotic. xD

22 May, 2010

Super Surveh!

do you like waffles? Hell Yes! whats your favorite kind of breakfast!? Bacon Egg & Cheese or Choco Pancakes whats your favorite food? I can't choose, I love food! whats your favorite drink? Birch beer whats your favorite color? Joey Color! whats your eye color? Blue and Green Color Changing :o what color of shirt are you wearing? Blue and Gray (Just like Chris, weird) are you wearing shorts? Yes :O are you wearing Caprise? No (This is getting scary! xD) would you rather be a nerd. dork, or a freak? Nerds have cool handshakes :D Do you want to be a cheerleader? No (AHH!) do you have any pets? Yes cats or dogs? Both hamsters or guinea pigs? Both do you like surveys? Why would I be filling this out if I didn't? who are your best friends? So many... who are your heros? God, Chuck Norris, Larry Platt, Chester Bennington, Mike Shinoda, and the creator of GH whats your favorite subject/subjects in school? Math what are you best at? Partying! do you like reading? Ehh, not novels, but reference books and cool stuff like that. do you have a sweet tooth? Do I really need to answer this? lover or hater? Lil' bit of both volleyball or softball? Neither, but volleyball singer or dancer? Both!

22 May, 2010

Awkward

Whenever you send me a message saying Lmao or Lol, I have no idea what to reply, so I send you "So, yeah" or if I'm in a bad mood "What do you expect me to reply to Lol". (Sorry Shelbi!)

22 May, 2010

:D

Having pierogies (Is that spelled right?) for dinner! I love being Polish AND Itailian. Oh yeah, both my parents are trained chefs. :o

22 May, 2010

WARNING

Windows 7 is taking a massive dump. (IDK I'm bored)

20 May, 2010

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETsfylK7kzM

I'm such a nerd, I learned a language that uses only the numbers "1" and "0" to make any number. EVER. It's called binary code, just watch the video.

18 May, 2010

http://www.youtube.com/user/jonasbrothersDIE424

New videos on YouTube, link in t**le.

17 May, 2010

Candy Mountain

Me and Macey have always had a skitlles factory on Candy Mountain, but now we have a Muffin, Dessert, Food, and Plain Candy Factory! Be jealous bishes :3

16 May, 2010

Ello Waffles. :3

Haii, Mofos! (: I'ma hackin my bestie Joey. o: *throws waffles at you* Joey; you're amazing, cool, funny, fo shizzle and lots more(: I can't think of more right now. D: It's amazing how we can make spicy skittles. (: I love you very much. <3 [bestie way] -Macey <3 (:

16 May, 2010

Yup

My old pic is back, wasn't feeling Chuck Norris. NO! HE'S GONNA KILL ME FOR THAT! I'M SORRY CHUCK NORRIS!

16 May, 2010

:D

?????????????? FUKKING TREES INK.

16 May, 2010

Yeah

If I say "Question Mark" to you, I mean like who, what, where, when, why, how, or I'm confused.

16 May, 2010

WORLD FUKKING DOMINATION!

....?l? ???? ? ? ?l?? ~? ???f_, )? This is Kitty. Copy Kitty to your profile to help her achieve world domination

16 May, 2010

...

No messages, I feel lonely, lmao

15 May, 2010

Devils Horns

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13 May, 2010

Test

With double L: hell With I and L: heIl

13 May, 2010

Zomg!

I found a way to say heIl in a blog! Type in h-e-(CAPITAL i)I- (normal L)l Capital i comes out the same as lowercase L!

13 May, 2010

Survey :D

Boy or Girl- Boy Teen or Adult-: Teen Your best friend(s)-: A complicated list of MANY people Your favorite drink-: Birch Beer or Cherry Pepsi Your favorite food :- I CAN'T CHOOSE! *cries* Your favorite fast food joint :- Tomlinson's! (Only one location- Bridgeport, CT.) Any pets : - Cat, dog, kitteh Your favorite quote: Probably "that's what she said" Your favorite movie - (CLICHE ALERT!) Avatar Your favorite subject in school : I'm too cool for school, but, math :P Party or school : Parteh! Do you smoke? : Nope, don't plan to Do you drink?: *smiles demonically* Maybe... Do you believe in God? : Yes. Money or love : Love. Xbox, Playstation or wii : I HAVE a Wii, but I WANT a 360 You would like to be nerd, dork or geek : NERD. They have cool handshakes :D Chocolate or vanilla : Can't we all just say swirl and move on with our lives? Rap or rock : Nu Metal and Rap Rock (both mixes of the two) Fighter or lover : Both :D Jeans or trousers : What the heIl are trousers? xD Football or basketball : Basketball :D Cars or bikes : Cars (especially the one that go zoom xD) Romantic or practical : A Lil Of Both Morning person or evening person : Evening Person (Cuz I ish a stalker) Dogs or Cats : Mainly cats, but I've got to say both. Your eye color : Green-Blue (My eyes change color, it's epic!) Any birthmarks : Technically freckles are birthmarks, so as little as I have, I have some.

13 May, 2010

OK

I have 6 messages, and I'm deleting all messages, just so ya know ;]

12 May, 2010

Can't help it

Ugh, I'm back, I just couldn't go a week.

11 May, 2010

...

Won't be on for a week. Need to make a tough decision.

06 May, 2010

,,,

bri is dying she is in the hospital her profile is Love.Sucks please Repost this and sign your name so that if she does die she will be remembered and if she lives she will see who wanted her to live I don`t want her to die! Bridabee Blake Jose Kevin wearwolfking izzy Emily Nicole adam Ultimate Joey

04 May, 2010

G2G

Sorry, :P

04 May, 2010

Fact

I am not violent, but, dammit, if you mess with one of my peepsles (and I know where you live) I will rip your head off. *My FAKE fighting techniques: Biting, Tackling, Scratching, Slapping. *By fake fighting I mean just like play fighting with me peepsles for being stupid, or not realing fighting :P

04 May, 2010

Random

I don't know why, but for some reason, :o is so much more funny looking then :O. xD

04 May, 2010

-About Meh-

Ohai! (Based on Shelbi's [HAPPY BIRFDAY!] blog) Well, I am currently ?? years old (As of March 9th). I'm usually a nice (and EPIC) person, but fukk with me, be prepared to be refukked (twice as hard). >:] Mah Fav peepsles on here are Shelbi, Macey, Chris, Other Chris, Other Chris (Yes there's three xD), and a much, much, MUCH, more complicated list (Seriously, these were just the first people to come to mind). My Fav color is Joey Color, duh! xD Since I have nothing to copy from Shelbi (LMAO.), I guess this is the end of the blog. (I put 14 parentheses and 2 brackets!, make that 16 parentheses :D) Obai!

03 May, 2010

Friends

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents mom & dad FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Would be sittin next to you sayin;Dang...... that was fun! FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you. FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours. FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will get the whole crowd that left you. FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: walk in without knocking like they live there FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out. FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this. REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it REAL FRIENDS: Like potatoes :D

03 May, 2010

This Would Be The Best Game EVER

Dandelion Hunt 3: This Blows xD

03 May, 2010

Can't Stop Smiling!

Zach is back! Woo!

02 May, 2010

MOOOO!

Ohai :D I'm Joey

29 Apr, 2010

YAY! 350th blog too!

I haven't been on as much in the past three days because my PC had a virus! It's gone! :D

27 Apr, 2010

OK

I've been playing Call Of Duty Modern Warfare Reflex for Wii (ugh) a LOT lately. I always wasn't a big fans of games like that until now. I need a good username (funny or cool). I've been thinking KillstreakOf666, but it won't fit. Currently, I'm "That Guy" (LMAO, Killed by That Guy!). Give me suggestions :D

25 Apr, 2010

...

I just don't know anymore (I just can't believe it's not b***er! xD).

24 Apr, 2010

5 Things I Would Grab In A Fire

In Hailey (EmoGirlFerLife)'s blog, with help from Shelbi (Rawr.Ish.Me.Bish). 1. Lily (My Cat)* 2. My Laptop** 3. My DSi (Wow, I'm such a nerd! xD) 4. My Wii ^ 5. A Fire Extinguisher, lmao, why is that last? xD *I would not bring Roman or the kitties, me Madre and Padre would handle that. **My T.V.'s a flatscreen, too heavy :P

23 Apr, 2010

Avatar

Avatar was epic :o

21 Apr, 2010

W00T

Seeing Avatar tommorow at some private theater thing!

21 Apr, 2010

Formspring

My formspring link is in my about me, I answer ALL questions.

20 Apr, 2010

Other account

Going on my other account: JoeyIshAZiraffe9 I haven't been on in a month and and a week >.< UPDATE: People, I didn't mean I was going to STAY on that account. I just wanted to go on it for a few minutes! xD

20 Apr, 2010

Contest!

Next one to message me wins a special prize!

19 Apr, 2010

Rawr and Grr

Rawr and grr are VERY different: Rawr means I love you, while grr means I kill you *demonic grin*

19 Apr, 2010

Poison Oak -_-

I have poison oak and it's freaking annoying!

17 Apr, 2010

D:

No one's messaging me D:

17 Apr, 2010

Survey :D

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY: 1. Joey (real name Joseph, also called Joe) 2. Jelloey 3. Joe Mama THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW: 1. Sweatpants (black and silver) 2. Shirt (Hockey Shirt, random, I don't like hockey :P) 3. Nintendo Hoodie THREE THINGS YOU WANT VERY BADLY AT THE MOMENT: 1. To play Call of Duty 2. To go to Best Buy 3. Three Wishes (so I can wish for infinite wishes :o) THREE THING YOU DID LAST NIGHT: 1. xD Your mom (did I really just say that? xD) 2. Went on Mofo Games 3. Played with my kitties THREE PEOPLE YOU LAST TALKED TO ON THE PHONE: 1. Blake 2. Ben 3. Nolan THREE THINGS YOU ARE GOING TO DO TOMORROW: 1. Play Call Of Duty 2. Go on here 3. Must I say it? THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE DRINKS: 1. Dr. Pepper 2. Birch Beer 3. Vault THREE THINGS THAT MADE YOU SMILE TODAY: 1. Me Padre 2. Winning in Ping-Pong 3. Winning in Scribblenauts

17 Apr, 2010

wtf?

Message from aydonrules From: aydonrules Date: Apr 17 2010 10:07AM Subject: your fat your fat you big fatty who fat

14 Apr, 2010

Sexy Acronyms xD

[ gamemasta424 ]: kittehs go nom nom [ jay554 ]: MLF [ LATRELL90 ]: LUMPY SHIT [ gamemasta424 ]: Mother I''d like to f***? [ jay554 ]: HA u got it [ LATRELL90 ]: SMD [ gamemasta424 ]: xD [ LATRELL90 ]: SUCK MY DICK [ tango ]: hey wuzzup [ gamemasta424 ]: well, obviously xD

14 Apr, 2010

Sex

(found this in shelbi's blogs) one night these five girls were having a sleepover when they heard chaos at the end of her street. They went down to find out what was happening. They learned that a woman was raped and the man was on the loose. So they quickly run home and bolt everything down. Everything settles down for a while then they started hearing weird noises coming from outside. They let their minds go wild so they got scared and hid inside a closet. The man was really outside and found a window that had a broken bolt. He crept in quietly. The girls were scared ****less. He walked into the room and opened the closet, the girls screamed and ran in separate directions. Four of the girls went downstairs and locked the cellar door, which was right above the bathroom. He caught the fifth girl and took her into the bathroom, raped her, and skinned her alive. Her friends heard her die that night but couldnt do anything about it. They listened to her scratching the door to get out. In the morning when he had fled, the remaining went into the bathroom. There engraved into the wall was her message: ''how could you have let me die'' they looked up to get the tears out of their eyes and saw her flesh dangling from the knife that skinned her. Retell this story or the man will skin you alive too, because they havent caught him yet. And the girl will make sure you will die, so she can pass on the tale. Now how many of you clicked on this because it was t**led s**? Youre sick, it hurts to be raped, the pain and the memories youre forced to carry if you make it out alive are almost enough to drive you to kill yourself. You will hear your scream haunting your nightmares forever; you can still feel the pain on your body long after the deed was done. It never goes away, it will stay with you forever, like your very own circle of hell. Fact: A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted ''Toma soto balca'

10 Apr, 2010

The Macaroni Song

Macaroni, macaroni, add the cheese and the noodles, and what do you get? Macaroni, macaroni, add the cheese and the noodles, and what do you get? (Repeats 100x) YAY! :D

06 Apr, 2010

Linkin Park Compilation Part 4

I've opened up these scars, I'LL MAKE YOU FACE THIS! GO AWAY FROM ME!! (AND I'M ABOUT TO.... BREAK!!!)

06 Apr, 2010

Linkin Park Compilation Part 3

the darkness holding me tightly, until the sun, rises up, SHUT UP WHEN I'M TALKIN' TO YOU! SHUT UP! (Blood is pouring!) SHUT UP! (blood is pouring) and I bleed it out,

06 Apr, 2010

Linkin Park Compilation Part 2

you can, high voltage (the unforgetable shock), high voltage (bringin' you up, and takin' you down), high voltage (comin' at you from every side), high voltage (makin' the rythm and ryhme collide), the sun---- goes down-----but it doesn't even matter, in the memory you'll find me, eyes burning up, the darkness holding me tightly,

06 Apr, 2010

Linkin Park Compilation Part 1

It starts with one, it multiplies til' you can taste the sun, it doesn't even matter how hard you try, because from the start to the end no matter when I pretend the journey's more important than the end or the start, and I wanna live in another place where no one can say that I live for them (you'll see its not meant to be), I wanna be in the energy, not with the enemy, a place for my head. I know I've got a face in me, points out all the mistakes in me, you've got a face on the inside too, your paranoia's probly' worse, i don't know what set me off first but I know what I can't stand, everybody acts like the fact of the matter is I can't add up to what

05 Apr, 2010

Off, Probably

I'm gonna have to leave any second, so, you've been warned, x]

05 Apr, 2010

Be Jealous

I have a friend named Haley. She is epic. :]

05 Apr, 2010

The Shelbi Song

Shelbi let me hack her, so I wrote a song of her epicness, Lyrics: Shelbi, You are so epic A word that ryhmes with epic is attic (:P) I don't know what to sing So I'm gonna say cha ching!

05 Apr, 2010

WoW (No, not World of Worldcraft :P)

Didn't go on yesterday, ate too much candy x]

05 Apr, 2010

>:]

bishes its shelbi :D be jealous. ima hackin meh fran here JOEY :D pahah idek what to say...i fail.. oh well[: well buh byez! xD

05 Apr, 2010

Frost my fruit loops!

joeys the best!well isss chris ima go xD bye!

03 Apr, 2010

Okay, your choice

I want to put a type of joke on here, but I don't know which. So message me which one you want. Here are the choices: Chuck Norris Yo Mama That's What She Said FML Text From Last Night

02 Apr, 2010

Joeys Mofo Games Chat Party RESCHEDULED

Who: Anybody who wants to party! What: A party on chat! Where: Avatar Chat, Garage When: 4/3/10 at 7:30 P.M. Why: Because most of us have nothing to do! What to do: Be on, and start chattin up, sharing vids, music, and other stuff! I'll be the Chuck Norris

02 Apr, 2010

My Strange Fear

Many people are scared of spiders (and Chuck Norris). I am SLIGHTLY like that. I'm not scared of all spiders, just albino (white) spiders. Why? Well, if you've seen the 2007 movie "The Mist", you would know about the albino spiders that shoot out acid webs that burn through flesh. So now, any white spider I see scares me to death. So, here are some "The Mist" creatures to look out for: Albino spiders (once they kill you, they will have spiderlings in your bodies, which will break out and for a second zombafy you), Giant Flies (bite your neck like mosquitoes, make a GIANT lump, best bet is to set them on fire), Acid Giant Spiders (same as albinoes, but bigger, and they jump). There will be a giant unidentified creature resembling a bug of some sort, around the size of the Titanic times 20 (let the navy take care of that). If trapped in a grocery store, people will go paranoid and jointeams based on religion. Do not venture out of the store. Remember this.

01 Apr, 2010

Contest for 1,000 views

Rules 1. The 100th person to add me gets the views 2. You MUST message me to tell that you've add me Other Prizes: 97th-98th gets a cookie, 99th gets TWO cookies, 100th gets 1,000 views I will add you back, so it's win-win.

31 Mar, 2010

Here Lies

Here Lies Zach Nicholson's MostFunGames (MoFo Games) account. 4/27/09 - 3/28/10. You'll always be in our hearts, mmkay?

31 Mar, 2010

Joey's Sad Moments #1

Zach has left this site for good and it's driving me crazy. He's like the brother I never had, mmkay? *continues to mumble mmkay, eventually turns into a cry* Zach, please, PLEASE, come back. We all miss you, and I will never forget you, mmka- *cries*

30 Mar, 2010

Joey's Lmfao moments #1

Ok, I was bored as hell today, so I grabbed my black sharpie marker and colored my pinky and pointer fingernail black. So when I do devils horns (or as some of you know it as the rock on symbol), my fingernails were black (odd). Then I drew a bored face (-_-) on my hand, and my friend said later that I look like and emo (no offense intended). I then drew long hair on it covering one eye of the bored face. I saw this girl walkingby who was addicted to twilight, so I drew two vampire teeth. So now I have a bored emo vampire with devil horns, let me try to make that (\(-vv\\)/) Wow, that SUCKS xD The things kids draw on their hands these days xD

29 Mar, 2010

:p

anyone go on at 4 a.m. on monday from there nintendo dsi? xD weirdos lmfao

22 Mar, 2010

OMFG!!!!

THIS IS AMAZING! SEND THIS MESSAGE TO FIVE PEOPLE and within 3 minutes NOTHING WILL HAPPEN! I TRIED THIS TWICE AND IT WORKED BOTH TIMES! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING HAPPENED!!! THIS REALLY WORKS! PASS THIS ON MORE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW!

21 Mar, 2010

Joining the military :/

I thought about joining the military, but then I thought about eating the last piece of chocolate creme pie, or wait, was I just think about pie? Oh yeah, I was playing call of duty when I was hungry xD

21 Mar, 2010

Conversation

[ gamemasta424 ]: oooh lets make a funny conversation ferr a blog post! [ s**yemogurl4life ]: lmfao kay [ gamemasta424 ]: ummm, idk [ gamemasta424 ]: *silence* [ chris5 ]: random [ gamemasta424 ]: wow well this blog will s*** xD [ s**yemogurl4life ]: ikr xD

21 Mar, 2010

s????

¡u?op ?p?s?dn ?d?? o? ?o? ?ou? ?p????? ?

20 Mar, 2010

Ehhh!

I have no freaking idea why, but I won't be on for a few days, idfk why, I'm just getting kinda bored.

17 Mar, 2010

IDFK <_>

I haven't made a blog in days, but I don't know what to say! *cries*

13 Mar, 2010

YAY!!!

i'M eATIN bISCUITS! w00T!

13 Mar, 2010

The Nerd Club

This is the nerd club!! Ask me or Macey to join! Me, Macey, Roman (My dog), and Lily (My Cat).

13 Mar, 2010

OMFG A KITTY

.....?l? ???? ? ? ?l?? ~? ???f_, )? This is Kitty. Copy Kitty to your profile to help her achieve the world domination.

13 Mar, 2010

:'[

I tried commenting on my own page and it said "You must be a friend of gamemasta424 to comment". WAA!! I'M NOT FRIENDS WITH MYSELF!! xD

13 Mar, 2010

Alis

You might not see me as a friend, but I always have. You're hyper, EPIC! insaneee, kewl, and Quacktastic! You love cookies and you know how to p*** off a pizza guy! I already gave you a life and death supply of cookies, so: *gives a life and death supply of everthing thats awesome!!!!*

11 Mar, 2010

XD part 2

[ lillykate98 ]: dont dude tht g** [ gamemasta424 ]: this conversation XD [ Nonsense man ]: LOL WAT I SAID [ SmileKid(= ]: for reals? [ SmileKid(= ]: Doodskee your a talking cat?! [ gamemasta424 ]: yup! now shut up everyone XD [ Nonsense man ]: XD I STARTED A REVOLUTION!

11 Mar, 2010

XD part 1

[ PM > Nonsense man ]: i need more p**** [ Nonsense man ]: lol i mean ppens! [ Nonsense man ]: lol i fail [ gamemasta424 ]: [ PM > Nonsense man ]: i need more p****[ Nonsense man ]: lol i mean ppens! [ gamemasta424 ]: O_O [ gamemasta424 ]: XD [ gamemasta424 ]: dont talk im bloggin this [ SmileKid(= ]: bloging what? [ Nonsense man ]: OK

11 Mar, 2010

Chris (Gamer213)

You is C.O.O.L.! As epic as a cow, meow kitty! XD You're what a girl wants, what a girl needs (I'm a guy, and no, neither of us are gay) XD yo mom lmfao wtf? I owe ya one fer being kewl, so: *gives a cookie* your WELCOME. Mooo! XD

10 Mar, 2010

TASTE THE FUKKING RAINBOW

There was a women outside of a WalMart with a bunch of skittles packs and when someone walked by she threw them at you yelling "TASTE THE FUKKING RAINBOW!" Copy and paste this if it makes you lmao.

10 Mar, 2010

Zach (300th blog!)

You are my bro, mmkay? You are INSANELY great to be around, mmmkay? Youz bez epicz manz, mmmkay? Sorry this blog was a little delayed :/ 300TH BLOG!!! W00T I HAVE NO LIFE!

09 Mar, 2010

WOOT!

MY BIRFDAY! TURN 18 AT 10:00 A.M.! WISH MEH A HAPPY BIRFDAY!

08 Mar, 2010

BIRTHDAY!

My B-day is tommorow! Wish meh a happy birthday or I find you O_O. BTW, my "Blogs of Friendshipz" are being made 1 per day. Which means, Zach's is on my b-day, so he truly is, mah bro.

08 Mar, 2010

Shelbi

You are awesome, cwazy, hyper, and epic. You don't like spicy skittles, but thats okay, at least you like sour! Lmfao. But seriously, you were one of my first true friends. Stay Mootastic!

07 Mar, 2010

New account

JoeyIshAZiraffe9 is my new account. PLEASE friend! I'll give you a cookie!

07 Mar, 2010

Macey

Your definetly one of my best friends here. Your cool, epic, awesome, hilarious, and, um, epic! You have an intrest in skittles and have the same IQ as me!: 4 I don't know what else to do but: *gives spicy skittles*!

05 Mar, 2010

Nicknames

Macey - Classified Shelbi - SHELBI Zach - Bro Chris (Gamer213)- Zebra Kitten Chris (chris5) Ziraffe Kitten If you want one, juss ask

04 Mar, 2010

Ooops

Trns out the guy who said he did the message never did anything! Woops XD

03 Mar, 2010

WTF!

Some guy did this mass-message saying I was 10! WHAT THE FUKK? I BARELY KNOW YOU!

03 Mar, 2010

w00t

My REAL birthday is in 6 days! w00t for 18-ness!

01 Mar, 2010

My FML

Today, I was playing a game when I found out I had a virus on my computer so I bought a virus fixer thing. I entered my credit card number and payed 80 dollars. The download was going slow, so I refreshed my computer. The virus protecter hadn't downloaded, I payed 80 dollars, and there never was a virus. FML

26 Feb, 2010

Dear Bishes

This is to the bishes who always get mad when someone has bad spelling or grammar: First off, fukk you. Dont tell us what to do. The intrnet is a place for fun. But with all you bishes there is none. It's OK if you want people to undrstnd. But if your like this people can't. Because theyll think your boring. Leaving all of us snoring. All you realy do is really s***. So I say wut the fukk? Cant you juss go along. And go sumwhere you belong. So al I have to say is BLEEP! To all those muthafukkin grammar freaks!

23 Feb, 2010

Dn't beh Jelos

I have Giant Chew Nerds! :O

22 Feb, 2010

Narghh..

I'm p***ed at myself. Yesterday, I woke up at ONE O'CLOCK IN THE AFTERNOON! Every morning, I get up at FOUR A.M.!

19 Feb, 2010

oh duh :P

yay 2000 views!

19 Feb, 2010

Skittle Flavors

As some of you know, me and Macey exchange spicy skittles (and most every other food), but, I've created new flavors: Spicy - Macey Icy - Maxy (don't ask O_O) - Sugary - Flavorless - Rainbow - Macey Hot as Hell- Debra Ask for a flavor to be your's. One per person. Other than Macey, because we make them, she gets two

19 Feb, 2010

YAY

today is my february birthday! first one to wish me a happy feb. birthday gets 500 views

18 Feb, 2010

Ok

Goin to bed at midnight

16 Feb, 2010

Contest

If ten people send a dare to me, I'll give you all a gift.

16 Feb, 2010

maybe

i might have to leave, maybe not though.

16 Feb, 2010

Amen

If you believe in jesus christ put this on your profile.DONT JUST IGNORE THIS BECAUSE IN THE BIBLE it says if you deny him,he will deny you in front of His Father in the Gates of Heaven.This is the simplest test:If you love god and you are not ashamed of it,copy this and put it in your profile.God will smile at you

16 Feb, 2010

WOO OVERNIGHT DARES!

I'm staying up all night taking dares on here!! message me with your dare and i'll give you the results.

15 Feb, 2010

(No offense, although not really offensive :P)

I don't like to give away my personal info. The most I'll give away is my first and middle name: Joseph Michael.

14 Feb, 2010

STOLEN =O

Stuff I stole from a random 13 year-old on youtube (lol): 1-You got a problem wiff me? Solve it. -You think I'm trippin? Tie my shoe. -Can't stand up to me? Sit down. -Can't face me? Turn around! LOL, thats funny as hell! Hey that rhymes! (I added this): Fukk the mimes! :D XD 2. ,___, (O,o)? /)__) IT'S AN? OWL! (\__/) (='.'=) IT'S A BUNNY! 3. ima Professional? Re:Tard!!!!!!!!!

14 Feb, 2010

Happy Valantino's Day

I gotz hershey kisses (wiff caramel :O) from a secret admirer... me :P In a commited relationship as of yesterday, wiff me kitty. XD

12 Feb, 2010

>:]

Fuck it, windows 8 is my idea XD

12 Feb, 2010

A WAH AHAHAH!

lol wtf was that? I ish happy!!! moo :D +_= 2 new faces =_+ ].[

06 Feb, 2010

Jesus Christ

_/ \/\ \_\** / /_/** \ If U Got Love 4 JESUS \_\/\**\ CHRIST Copy This & ~..\_\*/Put it on ur profile

06 Feb, 2010

Yay

I'm all better and happy again. I guess I was just tired XD. No seriously that was a serious blog. But I feel good about myself now that I apologized. This calls for THR33 CON$3CUTIV3 SQUIGGLYS!!! ~~~

04 Feb, 2010

My pic

My new pic is a super frog kitty. The blue text says "Dnt Beh Jelos" which means "Don't Be Jealous"

04 Feb, 2010

Yupperooz

For those who think I'm a newbie because I've had an account for (in 11 days) a year- Fukk You (Unless your my friend : D). I may've had an ACCOUNT for a year, but I've been on this site since 05' playing games andstalking youz. O_O

03 Feb, 2010

:OOOO

I HAVENT BEEN ON N DONT NO WHY :OO :'[

30 Jan, 2010

she is coming

One foggy cold day you and your freind are at your house, no one is home but you, doors are locked. You and your friend are watching T.V. when you here glass break. You run to the door to see the window is broken and the door wide open. You shut the door to see a little girl outside your door standing. Your freind comes to see what happened, you look at your friend in back to the girl, she is gone. When you look back at your friend to see him dead on the floor you see the little girl standing at your house again, you sprint to the police station with blood on your feet. You report to the police what had happened. A ambulence comes to bring you to the hospital, you sit on the bed a** the ambulence heads to the hospital and see the little girl standing... watching... she walks to another house singing quitely, You are my sunshine.. my only sunshine... If you do not post this on your profile, this little girl will come to your house

30 Jan, 2010

5 TRUTHS OF LIFE

1:U cant touch all your teeth with your tongue 2:All idiots after reading the first truth will try it 3:U are now smiling because u are a idiot 4:U are g**na tell this to all of your friends 5:U are still smiling because are a idiot!

30 Jan, 2010

more movies!

26. Get a large group of people and act out a wedding scene. (As if a couple were getting married in the theater) Make sure everyone is in costume, and that there is a bride, groom, priest, bridesmaids, best man, etc. Use the theater aisle as if it were a Church aisle and have a bride walk down to meet the groom standing at the front. Act out the entire scene as if they actually were getting married. 27. Sneak in chickens (find a way) then let them run around freely during the movie. 28. Laugh extremely loud at a line that wasn’t meant to be funny. 29. Wear a white sheet over yourself and cut holes for eyes (like a ghost) then creepily walk around with your arms out chanting “OOO I am the ghost of the theater! OOO!” 30. Ask the person who sells you the ticket to give you his/her autograph 31. Ask for a discount because you are single and entering alone 32. Wear sunglasses and a white cane and ask them how a blind person would be accommodated. 33. Bargain with the ticket price 34. Turn around to the person behind you and say, “Excuse me, can you please kick my seat? Thanks.” Once they start kicking your seat yell “HARDER! HARDER!” 35. Every so often, do an awkward moan. 36. Get the entire theater to sing happy birthday to a random person. 37. Every 10 minutes pretend something has impacted your life. Put your hand on your chest. Gasp, and as you nod your head look at the person next to you and say ”mmmmmmm!” 38. Stare at a random person next to you the entire time. 39. When buying your ticket, ask to pay half the price because you will be leaving half way through the movie. 40. Half way through the movie stand up and yell “DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!?” and then run off. 41. Ask a random person next to you to explain the movie because you don’t get it. 42. Ask a random person to go buy you popcorn because you don’t want to miss the movie.

30 Jan, 2010

PIKACHU BISHES!

\ __ /) ( ='.'= ) (") _ (") this is pikachu post her everywhere on here and then we will make pokemon own this place

30 Jan, 2010

rofl school

1. pretend to be chewing gum then when he/she comes over and tells you to spit it out, say, "i dont have any gum," and open ur mouth as wide as u can while obnoxiously saying, " aaaaaaaaaaaaaah" 2. drop ur pencil every 2 minutes. if u want to, every time u drop it u can shout," clumsy me!" 3. in stead of getting up or raising ur hand to ask the teacher something, throw them notes. 4. if ur teacher runs out of tissues, shout as loud as u can," theres no toilet paper left!" 5. roll ur pencil around on ur desk. when he/she tells u to stop, say the wind is doing it and roll it again. 6. yell out every thing u r thinking. 7. while the teacher is talking, walk up to the pencil sharpener and sharpen ur pencil as loud as u can. if the teacher asks u to stop, pretend u dont hear him/her and keep sharpining the pencil. 8. if the teacher asks a question, ask him/her,"wat is" then restate the question. be sure to emphasize the "is". Example: teacher,"wat is 2+2?" u,"wat IS 2+2?" 9. mock the teacher behind his/her back. if he/she catches u, say to him/her,"u made me do it!" 10. come in on a teacher work day and tell them," ive got nothin better to do." 11. if u didnt do a big a**ignment last year, on the first day of the new year, burst into the classroom shoutin,"IS IT TOO LATE TO TURN IN MY ASSIGNMENT!" repost this saying,"how to annoy a teacher" and u will have no homework tomarrow or the next day. P.S. im not responsible 4 anyone who gets in trouble 4 trying these out

30 Jan, 2010

lol movies

here's some things to do at a movie theater 1. Try to start a wave 2. Gasp every time there is a swear word. 3. Wear a huge Afro wig. 4. Every 15 minutes stand up and then sit back down. 5. Yell out to the screen “Don’t Do It!” 6. If there is a love scene, reach over in front of you and cover a random person’s eyes. 7. Stand in front of the screen motionless and face the audience the entire movie. 8. Scalp tickets outside the theater. 9. If a catchy song plays in the movie stand up and dance. 10. Bring an attachable seat-belt. Strap it to your seat and then clip it on yourself. Turn to the person next to you and say, "you never know". 11. Talk really loud on your cell phone. 12. Demand that somebody puts the volume up. 13. Sit at the back, raise your arms to the projector and make shadow puppets on the screen. 14. Bring a laser pen and shoot it at the screen. 15. Wear 3D glasses no matter what the movie is. 16. Every time something crazy happens, turn to a random person and say, “did you see that?!” 17. Sit criss cross on the floor in the very front of the theater and look up at the screen. 18. Stand in the front corner facing the audience and do sign language translations. 19. Do the same thing stated above (#1 except translate the movie into Spanish for the audience. 20. As people enter the theater, make nametags for them. 21. After the movie go back to the ticket counter and demand a refund because the movie was terrible. Whether or not they give you a refund, buy another ticket for the same movie at a later showing. 22. Half way through the movie run down to the screen, touch it, and then run back to your seat yelling, “I touched the screen! I touched the screen!” 23. Repeat the lines in the movie. 24. Accuse the person behind you of kicking your seat. Constantly demand that they stop even though they aren’t really kicking your seat. 25. Tape “reserved” signs on every single seat befor

29 Jan, 2010

yesh

I am naming all of my music game pehipreials (ex. guitar hero guitars, microphones) sorry for bad spelling, but, here we go! 6 guitar hero/rock band guitars 1 guitar hero/rock band drums 1 guitar hero/rock band microphone 2 singstar microphones 2 dance dance revoluton dance pads 1 guitar hero on tour finger fret board

29 Jan, 2010

charlie the unicorn

(takes place on bridge to candy mountain) CHARLIE! CHARLIE! CHARLIE! CHARLIE! CHARLIE! WHAT?!?! WERE ON A BRIDGE CHARLIE!

29 Jan, 2010

grrr

i dont know what to say, i havent done a blog in a while >:]

26 Jan, 2010

yum

eatin 3 musketeers MINT and reeses pieces DELISH!

25 Jan, 2010

brb

yup

25 Jan, 2010

From mah bro zach

two bunnies (\_/) ( '.' ) (,(')(') (\_/) ( '.' ) (,(")(") Post if u have respect for rabbits!

25 Jan, 2010

Nicholson1992

According to him, I'm his bro =D YEY!

24 Jan, 2010

1000 views!

YAY I HAVE 1000 VIEWS!!! EPIC!

23 Jan, 2010

my third advice blog and g2g

When live gives you lemons, make beef stew. Reference: Andy Milonkis Show

23 Jan, 2010

....

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. DON'T JUST IGNORE THIS!! because in the bible it says if you deny Him, He will deny you in front of His Father in the Gates of Heaven. This is the simplest test: If you love God and you are not ashamed of it, copy this and put it in your profile. God will smile at you

23 Jan, 2010

:[

Im depressed :[

23 Jan, 2010

zippyxj

he is so f***ing gay, if youve friended him, BLOCK THAT BXTCH! HE CALLED MACEY A WHORE! IM GONNA FXCKIN MURDER THIS 9 YEAR OLD!

23 Jan, 2010

MACEY

WERE ALSO HIDE N SEEK BUDDIES AND CURRENTLY IN AN INTENSE GAME!

23 Jan, 2010

IQ BUDDIES

ME AND MACEY ARE IQ BUDDIES! WE BOTH HAVE AN IQ OF 2!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!

23 Jan, 2010

ok

now first blog of 1/23/10

22 Jan, 2010

HEH

IM SECRETLY ON WHEN MY FAMILY THINKS IM ASLEEP, BECAUSE THEY'RE ASLEEP! I'M WATCHING THE OFFICE TOO ON MU LAPTOP!

22 Jan, 2010

Second piece of advice

"YOUR TOO SLOW" Reference: Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Sonic's Taunt

22 Jan, 2010

My first piece of advice

Remember: "SHUT UP WHEN I'M TALKIN' TO YOU! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUUT UPP!" Reference: One Step Closer: Linkin Park

21 Jan, 2010

NEW LIMEWIRE SONGS!

I GOT TWO NEW SONGS OFF LIMEWIRE: WILLIAM HUNG - SHE BANGS GENERAL LARRY PLATT - PANTS ON THE GROUND

21 Jan, 2010

LONG FUKKIN SURVEY

1. I love...MY RUBBER DUCKY 2. Right now I want... CHOCOLATE MILK 3. I feel like... IM HIGH 4. I hate it when... PEOPLE MISTAKE ME FOR A GIRAFFE AND NOT A ZIRAFFE 5. I fear... TOSHIO AND KAYAKO (THE GRUDGE SERIES) 6. I'm lonely without... MYSELF 7. I need... A PIECE OF MARSHMALLOW PIZZA 8. Today I... JUMPED UP AND DOWN SINGING LINKIN PARK EATING DINNER 9. Tomorrow I'm... EPIC 10. I just... WANT FOOD 11. I want to meet... LINKIN PARK, TOSHIO, KAYAKO, AND MYSELF 12. I'm hungry for... FOOD 13. I love it when... I LOVE IT 14. I'm afraid of... LAVA 15. I'm listening to... OPRAH (MY MOM:P) IN THE BACKROUND 16. I'm wearing... NO SOCKS 17. I wish I was in... LINKIN PARK 18. I'm craving... FOOD 19. I want to get... A LIFE, SINCE I'VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR SO LONG 20. I can't... NOT DO EVERYTHING 21. I can... DO EVERYTHING 22. I have... STUFF... THAT IM PLEASED TO HAVE 23. I haven't... LISTEN TO THE JONAS BROTHERS AND ENJOYED IT 24. I'm nervous to... BE NERVOUS 25. My Mom thinks I'm... COOL XD 26. My Dad thinks I'm... COOL XD 27. I think... THAT THIS SURVEY IS FUKKING LONG 28. I'm happy when... THIS IS OVER 29. I'm sad when... IM FULL 30. I like eating... FOOD 31. I hate eating... BAD FOOD 32. I love watching... MYSELF EAT 33. I love listening to... MUSIC 34. I like playing... VIDEO GAMES 35. I hate waking up to... NOT BEING 4:00 A.M. (I WAKE UP EARLY) 36. I can see... STUFF 37. I'm glad that... IM ALIVE 38. I'm disappointed that... IM DOING A LONG SURVEY 39. I look like... ME 40. I wish I looked like... ME, CHESTER BENNINGTON, AND MIKE SHINODA (BOTH FROM LINKIN PARK)

21 Jan, 2010

Our Differencezzz

You say green and yellow and pink--I say black and red You say jonas brothers--I say **** U and kill u You say Micheal Jackson--i say 0_0 get away You say Pop--I say Alternative you say prep--I say emo punk and skater You say sheep--I say cow b**** You say squidward--I say what the hell is wrong with you? You say square--I say black hole You say peace--I say BRING IN WAR!

21 Jan, 2010

XSTREAM TALENT

I JUST TYPED IN MY EMAIL AND PASSWORD WIFF MY TONGUE!!!!!!! EPIC

21 Jan, 2010

brb

have to do something important that ill blog about, chris, ill be on in a couple minutes

20 Jan, 2010

Videogamelegends advice series

1. "Use da Force." Reference: Star Wars 2. "DO A BARREL ROLL!!" Reference: Star Fox ? 3. "Have a problem? Falcon Punch it." Reference: F-Zero 4. "OMG DON'T PUSH DA RED BUTTON!" Reference: Don't Push The Red Button (game on here) 5. "Mario says: jumping on people solves EVERYTHING!" Reference: Super Mario Series 6. "When someone says some thing stupid like 2+2=3, tell them "WHY THAT'S PREPOSTOROUS!"" No Reference Hilarious, keep going and Happy Birthday :D P.S. I retouched and quotated the pieces of advice.

20 Jan, 2010

Chicken Soup Destroys the Brain!!!!!!!!

I aM eAtInG cHiCkEn SoUp AnD nOw I aM cRaZy!1!1!1!1! yAy!1!1!1! iM hApPy!1!1!1!

19 Jan, 2010

night

good night m*** gamez!!!!!!!!!!!

19 Jan, 2010

BIRTHDAY

I have a birthday each month of 2010, today is my January one!

19 Jan, 2010

Officialness

My m*** games has officially beat my youtube in views. My youtube currently has 845 views while my m*** games has 884. Idk if thats good or not. Btw my total upload views are 425. Go on my Youtube, link in about me, I know you won't, but, hell, i'll try.

19 Jan, 2010

Idiotz

don.t you people know anything?!?!?!?! The ziraffe SO goes WAABA!

19 Jan, 2010

>:]

IM STEALING PEOPLES BLOG AT RANDOM!

19 Jan, 2010

Stolen from Social Butterfly

YOUR THE SUGA TO MY KOOL AID THE KETCHUP TO MY FRIES CHESSE TO MY BURGER.SEND IT TO ALL YOUR YOUR FRIENDS SEE WHO RESPONDS BACK

19 Jan, 2010

Mofo Games <3

I love you m*** games XD. When i first came on you, i thought, yay, games, cool, i guess. a couple years later I decided to make an account for the hell of it.I I played games for several weeks, rating and commenting. Then one day, I decided to try the chat. The people on it were so hilarious and cool. I have made at LEAST 50 friendships in the last (basiclly, spelling PWNAGE!) year. I want to tell all the good people on here, and the probably dorky creators, THANK YOU. As you know, I dont make COMPLETELY serious blogs, and I'm not gonna start now. So, without further ado, THE ZIRAFFE GOES FRIKKIN WAABA! <3 P.S. The games on here ARE fun, don't argue it. P.P.S Haha, pee-pee P.P.P.S Hi XD

18 Jan, 2010

OMG!!!

My mom got us cool new stride gums and 3 hour lasting mints!!! THEY'RE EPIC!

18 Jan, 2010

New words

I juss invented two new words: LOFL= Laughing out fukking loud : ROFFL Rolling on floor fukking laughing

18 Jan, 2010

Suckishness

i'm on for like ten minute because i have low battery on my laptop and i dont have the cord.

17 Jan, 2010

DAMN!

g2g

17 Jan, 2010

chris3

Chris is Epic Eating Poop In Crapper

17 Jan, 2010

chris2

Chris is A.W.E.S.O.M.E. A Weird Elf So Orange Moms shout EEK!

17 Jan, 2010

chris

chris is C.O.O.L. Cookie Obsessed Omega Loser

17 Jan, 2010

0_-

Ian is a ziraffe molester O.0 XD

17 Jan, 2010

heyyyyyy

hey mah new pic is a ziraffe YES ITS REAL!

17 Jan, 2010

Dares

girl named Terry was dared by her friends to summon Bloody Mary. Terry had never seen her, so she figured it was okay. She went into the bathroom, lit some candles, looked into the mirror and said; "Bloody Mary," She turned around. "Bloody Mary," She turned around. "Bloody Mary." She turned around one last time and looked into the mirror and saw nothing. She closed her eyes and laughed, but when she opened them she saw hands grab her shoulders through the mirror. Then she saw Bloody Mary and shrieked in terror. The girls heard her shriek and ran to the bathroom. When they got there, their eyes were wide with shock. Their friends throat had been slit, and a mark that said, "SHE SUMMONED ME," and the girl ran away. IF YOU DO NOT REPOST THIS WITHIN THE NEXT 2 MINUTES SHE WILL APPEAR TO YOU THE NEXT TIME YOU LOOK IN A MIRROR. REPOST THIS WITH THE TITLE "Dares", AND YOU WILL BE SAFE

16 Jan, 2010

new pic

my new pic is of my new laptop, an acer aspire 5532

16 Jan, 2010

LOL

NEW PIC! COW! i dont like it. im changin it

13 Jan, 2010

OMFG TANGERINES!

i played this great game on here its called tangerine panic. IT IS SO FUN! You dodge giant tangerines!

13 Jan, 2010

DUCKY XD

i wrote your name in the sky and it blew away i wrote you name in the sand and the ocean washed it away i wrote your name on a piece of paper and someone threw it away i wrote your name in my heart and it stayed there forever repost this in ur blog if u really love someone <3 Love You Rubber Dukki XD LOLOL

13 Jan, 2010

DONT FUKK WIT MAH BALL

(\_/) ( '_') (> )>O I was going to give you a Toy Ball... UU .....(\_/) .....('_' ) O<( <) But then i was like... ......UU ..(\__/) .(O_O) . (>O<) I LIKE Balls!!! ...U...U (\_/) ( '_') (> )>O Then i said: sharing is good.... UU ......(\_/) ......('_' ) .O<( <) But then i was like... ......UU ..(\__/) .(O_O) . (>O<) ITS MY BALL!!! . U....U .(\_/) (^-^) (> <) so I eated it! .U..U

13 Jan, 2010

THX MACEY

macey gave meh skittles so i gave her spicy skittlez! BURN THE RAINBOW! BWAAAHAAHAAHAA! so tanks macey. :)

12 Jan, 2010

on or off

Turn Ons &+ Turn Offs . :] Is taller than you - off Is shorter than you - on Wears braces - off kinda Has blue eyes - ON Has green eyes - ON Has hazel eyes - ON Drinks alcohol - dc Wears glasses - dc Smokes -off Plays sports - if its kewl like skydiving FXCKIN ON! Compliments you - on Shaves her legs- O_- Wears jewelry - on Has facial hair - uhh... off XD Smiles when you walk in the room - on Has brown hair - On Has black hair - ON Has blonde hair - On Has red hair - off Makeup - on kinda Can make you laugh at any given moment - ON!!!! Loyal - On Laid back - On Plays guitar - on Plays drums - on Sings - on hes buff- female body builder OFF!!! -_- skinny - on Abs - on he can draw - dc Doesn't eat meat - OFF!!!!!! Does Mugs - off Is bi - if were in a relationship, it really wouldn't make a difference has a tattoo - off Has a lip ring - off Has snake bites - ON VAMPIRE GIRL TAKE THAT BELLA SWAN! XD

11 Jan, 2010

forgot my pazzword

i forgot my password so that was a waste :P XD

11 Jan, 2010

Renamed & made

???? ?? @ i? @ ziraffe was over 16 characters so i made it joeyizakitty, add it!

11 Jan, 2010

new account again

new account is coming in 5 minutes ??????@i?@ziraffe

11 Jan, 2010

about meh

A - AVAILABLE: yesh B - BIRTHDAY: March 9 C - CRUSHING ON: this penguin D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: Choco Milk E - EASIEST PERSON(S) TO TALK TO: My self F - FAVORITE SONG: In The End G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: Gummy Bears H - HOMETOWN: Bridgeport I - IN LOVE WITH: Penguins J - JUGGLE: kinda with 2 :P K - KILLED SOMEONE: Does a fly count? L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: 3 days M- MILKSHAKE FLAVOR: Chocolate N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: 2 O - ONE WISH: Chocolate Vanilla flying kitty ^_^ P - PERSON YOU TEXTED LAST: idk R- REASON TO SMILE: humor S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD: someone played a high scool musical song O___0 T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: 4:00 A.M. U - UNDERWEAR COLOR: Guitar Hero designs XD V - VEGETABLE(S): The only good one: Potato W - WORST HABIT: biting my shirt X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: mouth Y - YOYOS : HELL YEAH! Z - ZODIAC SIGN: Pisces

11 Jan, 2010

SEE IF YOUR MIDDLE NAME IS ON THE LIST

Say this slowly. Jesus. I. love. you. and. I. need. you. Repost this within 5 minutes and t**le it: "Say this slowly. Jesus. I. love. you. and. I. need. you. Repost this within 5 minutes and t**le it: "SEE IF YOUR MIDDLE NAME IS ON THE LIST" A miracle will happen tonight. P.S.Please Do not ignore ...God works in mysterious ways"

10 Jan, 2010

=O

its reily in the house xD haha hey its reily this dud eis my bud f*** with him u get my foot in ur a** xD haha i mean it and il my bud in friend way peace

10 Jan, 2010

happy birfthday mom

HAPPY BIRFTHDAY! YOUR MY MMMY AND YER AWESOME!

10 Jan, 2010

I WANT FXCKIN SKITTLEZ

I FXCKIN WANT SKITTLEZ! MACEY AND SHELBI KEEP ON TALKING ABOUT THEM! PLEASE GIVE ME SKITTLEZ!

10 Jan, 2010

King Reily

[ King Reily ]: every one make a blog about me xD i want to feel special no u add me chris and add X?Zebra?X well here you go. :]

09 Jan, 2010

40 blogs in 14 minutes!

from 8:28 to 8:42 I wrote 41 blogs! that MUST be a new record. gtg tho.

09 Jan, 2010

-1

WTF? i fell asleep on my 200th blog?!?! well HAPPY 201st BLOG :]

09 Jan, 2010

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09 Jan, 2010

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*rests head on keyboard*

09 Jan, 2010

9

zzzzz

09 Jan, 2010

10

ZzZzZz......

09 Jan, 2010

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*falls asleep*

09 Jan, 2010

12

good night

09 Jan, 2010

13

*lies down with a blanket*

09 Jan, 2010

14

i'm gettin tired *yawns*

09 Jan, 2010

15

bored...

09 Jan, 2010

wait

what number? oh yeah 16

09 Jan, 2010

17

my current age, it was a good age, 2 monthes left

09 Jan, 2010

18

what I'll be on March 9, 2010 :D

09 Jan, 2010

19

19 I HATE this

09 Jan, 2010

20

halfway there. but have is A LOT.

09 Jan, 2010

21

oh yeah, me

09 Jan, 2010

22

like, who does this?

09 Jan, 2010

23

I have no idea what i should say

09 Jan, 2010

24

what to say?

09 Jan, 2010

25

will this ever end?!?

09 Jan, 2010

26

26 wow this is boring

09 Jan, 2010

27

27 is my stalker number. i see itevery day O_0

09 Jan, 2010

28

28 more

09 Jan, 2010

NOW 29

oh never mind i thought i did XD NOW 29

09 Jan, 2010

29

oops i but 31 twice xD :P

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09 Jan, 2010

39 more

after this, i need 39 blogs to reach 200!

08 Jan, 2010

LOLOLOL

This is this cat - This is is cat = This is how cat - This is to cat - This is keep cat - This is a cat - This is dumbass cat - This is busy cat - This is for cat - This is forty cat - This is seconds cat - NOW READ ALL THE THIRD WORDS GOING DOWN

08 Jan, 2010

LOL

???????Put this on your page ???????if you give free hugs! ???????

06 Jan, 2010

SLASH5024

I STOLE DIS FROM HIM: dashing through the snow on a pair of broken ski's through the fields we go crashing in the tree's i think i'* **most dead the snow is turning red i woke up in the hospital with stiches in my head o barbie doll barbie doll trying to save her life G.I. joe turned around and stabbed her with a knife.

06 Jan, 2010

LOL

[ brittanylummus ]: omfg [ gamemasta424 ]: OMFG A CLOWN! [ brittanylummus ]: that pic is cool as f*** [ rockprincess321 ]: any1 a lady gaga fan? [ brittanylummus ]: no? [ Xxsam_loveXx ]: > [ madi1245 ]: um brittany can u move out of the f***ing way i cant see wat im typing? [ brittanylummus ]: shes a man [ brittanylummus ]: no [ rockprincess321 ]: im listenin 2 lady gaga and shes bi [ madi1245 ]: now!!!!!!!!! [ s**y babe ]: who is a man [ rockprincess321 ]: lady gaga [ Xxsam_loveXx ]: > [ gamemasta424 ]: HAHA! [ brittanylummus ]: lady gaga is part man [ rockprincess321 ]: kinda... [ s**y babe ]: yes she is [ gamemasta424 ]: derr [ gamemasta424 ]: of course [ brittanylummus ]: my corner i aint leavein 4 u w**** [ gamemasta424 ]: xD [ Xxsam_loveXx ]: my pic look stupid ^^ and lady gaga have a p**** > [ rockprincess321 ]: im ditchin this pothole [ s**y babe ]: who is a w****???????? [ brittanylummus ]: madi [ Xxsam_loveXx ]: madi get a life > [ madi1245 ]: um,,, u dont have no room to tlk b****!!! [ s**y babe ]: ok hi w****?????? [ brittanylummus ]: ur pic is cute and yes shes does [ gamemasta424 ]: WE'RE ALL WHORES :D XD [ madi1245 ]: true that!

04 Jan, 2010

mature eyes only

why?why do we sleep during church,but when the sermon is over we suddenly wake up?why is it so hard to talk about god,but so hard to talk about god,but so easy to talk about bad things?why are we so bored when we read a christian magazine,but find it easy to look at a magazine full of people?why is it so easy to ignore a godly message yet we forwarard useless ones?why are churches getting smaller,but bars and clubs are growing?think about it,are you going to foward this?or are you going to ignore it,cause you think youll get laughed at?just remember god is always watching you.forward this as"mature eyes only".80% of you wont forward this.. so go ahead and forward this now and sign your name below Joey

04 Jan, 2010

dammmit

skewl s***s -_-

03 Jan, 2010

g2g

im eatin an egg and cheese! i gotta go cuz my mom needs to go on farmtown on facebook

03 Jan, 2010

I hate everything about you

Every time we lie awake After every hit we take Every feeling that I get But I haven?t missed you yet Every roommate kept awake By every sigh and scream we make All the feelings that I get But I still don?t miss you yet Only when I stop to think about it I hate everything about you Why do I love you I hate everything about you Why do I love you Every time we lie awake After every hit we take Every feeling that I get But I haven?t missed you yet Only when I stop to think about it I hate everything about you Why do I love you I hate everything about you Why do I love you Only when I stop to think About you, I know Only when you stop to think About me, do you know I hate everything about you Why do I love you You hate everything about me Why do you love me I hate You hate I hate You love me I hate everything about you Why do I love you

02 Jan, 2010

LYRIC ATTACK!

that was my lyric attack. it will continue, TOMMOROW. But im still on for a little bit longer.

02 Jan, 2010

Faint

I am a little bit of loneliness, a little bit of disregard Handful of complaints but I can't help the fact That everyone can see these scars I am what I want you to want, what I want you to feel But it's like no matter what I do I can't convince you to just believe this is real So, I let go watchin' you, turn your back Like you always do, face away and pretend that I'm not But I'll be here 'cause you are all that I've got I can't feel the way I did before, don't turn your back on me I won't be ignored, time won't heal this damage anymore Don't turn your back on me, I won't be ignored I am a little bit insecure, a little unconfident 'Cause you don't understand, I do what I can But sometimes I don't make sense I am what you never want to say but I've never Had a doubt, it's like no matter what I do I can't convince you for once just to hear me out So, I let go watchin' you, turn your back Like you always do, face away and pretend that I'm not But I'll be here 'cause you are all that I've got I can't feel the way I did before, don't turn your back on me I won't be ignored, time won't heal this damage anymore Don't turn your back on me, I won't be ignored No, hear me out now, you're gonna listen to me Like it or not, right now, hear me out now You're gonna listen to me like it or not, right now I can't feel the way I did before Don't turn your back on me, I won't be ignored I can't feel the way I did before, don't turn your back on me I won't be ignored, time won't heal this damage anymore Don't turn your back on me, I won't be ignored I can't feel, I won't be ignored, time won't heal Don't turn your back on me, I won't be ignored

02 Jan, 2010

btw

that was the in the end demo it's also known as the untitled

02 Jan, 2010

My 2nd fav song

It starts with one It multiplies till you can taste the sun And burnt by the sky you try to take it from But if it falls there's no place to run Crumbling down, It's so unreal They're dealing you in to determine your end And sending you back again to the places you've been And bending your will till it breaks you within And still they fill they're eyes With the twilight through the skylight And the highlight's on a frame of steel See the brightness of your likeness As I write this on a pad with the way I feel Hear screaming in my dreaming As it's seeming that you played your part Like your heartless take apart this in the darkness But I know that I've Chorus: I tried so hard And got so far But in the end It doesn't even matter I had to fall To lose it all But in the end It doesn't even matter I've looked down blind and once there is not what ought to be Held back by the battles they fought for me Calling me to be part of their property And now I see that I get no chance I get no break, fakes and snakes quickly lead to mistakes And as the tightrope within slowly starts to thin I can only hope that they close they're eyes To the twilight through the skylight And the highlight's on a frame of steel See the brightness of your likeness As I write this on a pad to the way I feel Hear screaming in my dreaming As it's seeming that you played your part Like your heartless take apart this in the darkness But I know that I've Chorus I've put my trust in you Pushed as far as I can go And for all this There's only one thing you should know (3x) Chorus

02 Jan, 2010

Ain't no rest for the wicked

Thanks DJ I like this song now: I was walking down the street, When out the corner of my eye I saw a pretty little thing approaching me. She said "I've never seen a man Who looks so all alone, Could you use a little company? If you can pay the right price Your evening will be nice, And you can go and send me on my way." I said "You're such a sweet young thing Why you do this to yourself?" She looked at me and this is what she said: "Oh, there ain't no rest for the wicked, Money don't grow on trees. I got bills to pay, I got mouths to feed, There ain't nothing in this world for free. I know I can't slow down, I can't hold back, Though you know, I wish I could. No there ain't no rest for the wicked, Until we close our eyes for good". Not even fifteen minutes later I'm still walking down the street, When I saw a shadow of a man creep out of sight. And then he sweeps up from behind And puts a g** up to my head, He made it clear he wasn't looking for a fight. He said "Give me all you've got I want your money not your life, But if you try to make a move I won't think twice." I go like "You can have my cash But first you know I got to ask What made you want to live this kind of life?" He said "There ain't no rest for the wicked, Money don't grow on trees. I got bills to pay, I got mouths to feed, There ain't nothing in this world for free. I know I can't slow down, I can't hold back, Though you know, I wish I could. No there ain't no rest for the wicked, Until we close our eyes for good". Now a couple hours have passed And I was sitting at my house, The day was winding down and coming to an end. So I turned on the TV And flipped it over to the news, And what I saw I almost couldn't comprehend. I saw a preacher man in cuffs he'd taken money from the church, He stuffed his bank account with righteous dollar bills. But even still I can't say much Because I know we're all the same, oh yes we all seek out to

01 Jan, 2010

150TH BLOG NEW YEAR!

HAPPY NEW YEAR! ONE YEAR CLOSER TO THE APOCALYPSE IN 2012! But this makes me sad :( :In 2010 the U.S. goverment will start shiping r****s away. My eyes waterd wen i thought of losing u. B strong and take your crayons.!!!!! *pass 2 all of ur lil special r****ed friendz!!*

30 Dec, 2009

she fell LMAO!

About six years ago Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school durning a fire drill.When she didn't submerge the police were called.They went down and broght up the seven-teen year old Carmen Winstead's body, the neck broke hitting the ladder, then side concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell...They believed them FACT: Two monthes after six-teen year old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it.When he went the take a shower he heard laughter from his shower, he started freaking out and ran to his computer to repost it, he said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, five hours later his mom woke up in the middle of the night cause of a loud noise,David was gone,that morning a few hours later the police found him in the sewer, his neck broke and his face peeled off If you don't repost this saying "she was pushed" or "They pushed her down the sewer" Then carmen will get you,either from the sewer,the toilet,the shower, or when you go to sleep you'll wake up in the sewer,in the dark,then Carmen will kill you

29 Dec, 2009

Nicholson1992

yeah they are mmmkay especially when they are in an ice cream sundae mmkay

29 Dec, 2009

Nicholson1992

thats no way to talk to a potato chip mmmmkay didn't your parents teach you to be nice to your vegatables mmmkay?

29 Dec, 2009

$1,002,075

[ ]Black-$125 [ x] Brown - $100 [ ] Blondie - $50 [ ] Black - $15 [ ] Bald - $5 [ ] Other - $75 Eye Color: [] Brown - $50 [X] Green - $75 [X] Blue - $150 [] Hazel - $100 [ ] Other - $15 Height: [ ] Over 7' - $200 [ ] 6'8 to 7' - $175 [ ] 6'0 to 6'7 - $150 [ ] 5'5 to 5'11 - $75 [] 5'4 to 5'10 - $85 [ ] Under 5'4 - $95 [X] No Idea - $200 Age: [ ] 50 to 56 - $175 [ ] 46 to 50 - $150 [ ] 41 to 45 - $125 [ ] 31 to 40 - $100 [ ] 26 to 30 - $75 [ ] 21 to 25 - $50 [ ] 19 to 20 - $25 [x] 0 to 18 - $100 Birth Order: [ ] Last born and second born - $2000 [ ] Twins or more than twins - $750 [ x] First Born - $320 [ ] Only Child - $250 [ ] second born - $150 [ ] Middle child - $100 [X] Last Born - $100 [] third born - $550 [ ] fourth born - $300 [ ] fifth born - $400 [ ] sixth born - $215 Drink? [] I did like once - $400 [ ] Only Holidays - $250 [ ] Sometimes - $215 [X] YES - $200 [ ] only weekends - $300 [ ] Every other day - $50 [ ] Once a day - $15 [ ] I live from the bottle - Bankrupt $0 [ ] No - $600 Vision? [] perfect vision $400 [ ] need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them $200 [ ] No correction $100 [X] Glasses $50 [ ] contacts $25 [ ] Surgical correction -$100 Shoe Size: [ ] 13+ - $300 [ ] 12-1/2 to 13 - $250 [X] 11 to 12 - $400 [ ] 7 to 10 - $500 [ ] Under 7 - $450 Favorite Colors (THREE): [] Green - $750 [] Red - $600 [ ] Black - $100 [ ] Yellow - $475 [ ] Brown - $300 [ ] Dark Purple - $225 [ ] White - $400 [ ] Aqua - $350 [ ] Orange - $300 [] Blue - $300 [ ] Pink - $100 [ ] Other - $500 [X] Joey Color: $1,000,000 Total: $1,002,075 Did you use a calculator to add it all up? [ ] Yes $0 [x ] Nope-add $1000 [ ] some- $750

29 Dec, 2009

Nicholson1992

your not blogging me back mmmkay. stop being mean mmkay. its mmmkay though, i forgive you mmmkay?

27 Dec, 2009

CHAIN BLOGS

if you want to make a chain blog, message me. a chain blog is when we go back and forth in a blog, talking to each other. me and Nicholson1992 are doing one right now. MESSAGE ME!

27 Dec, 2009

Nicholson1992

yes it does lets count 17-1 =15-1 =19-1 =100-1 =the batman symbol-1= 6 IDIOT!

27 Dec, 2009

THE REAL CONVERSATION

[ the unforgiven ]: GAMEMASTA424 IS EPIC [ gamemasta424 ]: i want purple troll hair [ the unforgiven ]: GAMEMASTA424 IS EPIC [ the unforgiven ]:GAMEMASTA424 IS EPIC [ Ashes.Vanity ]: GAMEMASTA424 IS EPIC [ the unforgiven ]: GAMEMASTA424 IS EPIC [ the unforgiven ]: GAMEMASTA424 IS EPIC [ gamemasta424 ]: ooh ill sing som linkin park BRB [ the unforgiven ]: GAMEMASTA424 IS EPIC [ Ashes.Vanity ]: GAMEMASTA424 IS EPIC [ Ashes.Vanity ]: GAMEMASTA424 IS EPIC [ the unforgiven ]: I know I can't slow down I JUST MADE THIS UP [ gamemasta424]: thats what she said!

26 Dec, 2009

BOXING DAY!

IF I EVER SEND YOU A MESSAGE SAYING HAPPY BOXING DAY THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS: IN CANADA, THEY HAVE AN EXTRA DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS FOR MORE PRESENTS! IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BOXING AND I'VE NEVER EVEN BEEN TO CANADA! BTW, TODAY IS OFFICIAL ALL CAPS DAY! SO SPEAK IN ALL CAPS!

25 Dec, 2009

dj hero

i got dj hero too... it's HARD. but i am on medium :)

25 Dec, 2009

FINALLY

I FINALLY CHANGED MY PIC! IT'S BEEN MONTHES!

25 Dec, 2009

PWNAGE!

DID I CALL IT OR NOT?!? I GOT A LAPTOP!!! AN acer ASPIRE 5532 WITH WINDOWS 7! ITS EPIC!

24 Dec, 2009

merry christmas!

hey its christmas, how com' the calander says 24th? why don't i have any gifts? i ish confused

23 Dec, 2009

no blog in __ days about to change!

42 friends biches! starting x-mas, i'll probably be on every day. what m*** games? you thought you got rid of me? never! bwaah hahaha TEEHEE LOL LMAO ROFL ROFLMFAO ROFLMFAOMB WAABA! oh yeah im hyper, just a lil bit. MOO :D

06 Dec, 2009

SHIOT

No blog in 10 days! AHH SHIOT I'M PISSED! BAAAAAH! um dat was weird. dis be funny: Shut the front door you son of a biscuit!

25 Nov, 2009

part of points of authority

forfeit the game before somebody else takes you outta the frame, and puts your name to shame, cover up your face, you cant run the race, the pace is too fast, you just wont last.

17 Nov, 2009

part of bleed it out

Shotg**, opera, lock n' load, cock it back n' then watch it go. Cock, teehee. *coughs* homo *coughs* L O FXCKING L

17 Nov, 2009

DEAR MOFO GAMES

Nobody cool on here uses you for games. I would reccomend making this a chat site. I like the games, but i like talkin' to people better so waaba!

14 Nov, 2009

NO BLOG IN 10 DAYS!

anyways, i got guitar hero van halen yesterday a month and 9 days before it released! LOLZ! 1st on m*** games to get it!

04 Nov, 2009

in addition...

giggidy

04 Nov, 2009

alvin and da munks

alvin and the chipmunks 2: the SQUEAKel, YAY!

04 Nov, 2009

by the way

the only emotions i can feel is happy, angry, and humor

04 Nov, 2009

I wanna kill myself

i just got my heart broken, i think im gonna kill myself... IN GRAND THEFT AUTO! just kidding about being heartbroken. ROFLMFAOMB!

03 Nov, 2009

omfg

no blog in 3 days, musta been to busy eatin candy

31 Oct, 2009

holla!ween

idk why i wrote halloween like that. HaPpY hAlLoWeEn and hell-O peepsles of m*** games! and always be safe......... LOL I ALMOST SHIOT MY PANTS FOR THAT ONE. do what ever the h.ell you want. JUST GET CANDY!

30 Oct, 2009

TEN THINGS TO KNOW ABOUT ME!

1. Im a linkin park addict 2. Ive seen every episode of family guy 3. I play guitar hero on expert 4. I like kitties 4. I is random 6. I put 2 4s and no 5 7. I watch cartoons & infomercials at 17 8. I eat food without gaining weight 9. Im not emo but support them 10. I ISH AWESOME!

30 Oct, 2009

I NEVER TOLD U DIS?

IM A DIEHARD YANKEE FAN!

28 Oct, 2009

NOOO!

I NEVER EXPECTED THIS: THEY CHANGED COOKIE MONSTER TO VEGGIE MONSTER! NOOO!

27 Oct, 2009

yup

i was on and off not twice, but thrice and im leavin bye

25 Oct, 2009

TRUTH OR SQUARE

NOVEMBER 6TH! ITS COMING! TRUTH OR SQUARE! SPONGEBOB AND SANDY GET MARRIED! I CANT FRIGGIN WAIT! YAAAAY!!!!!!

25 Oct, 2009

grannadvvdeejnBLAAH!

im bock.

25 Oct, 2009

brb

brb i have to sign into my dads account and change his email

25 Oct, 2009

450 views

yeah im like so poopular.

24 Oct, 2009

i love you response

I hate these friggin things!: 98% of teens say i love you and don't mean it. copy and paste if you are one of the 2% that mean it. WHERE THE HELL DO THEY GET THESE PERCENTAGES!?! HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS?!? DO THE REST OF THE 98% like put up blogs the OPPOSITE of the normal ones? NO ONE KNOWS

24 Oct, 2009

CONTEST!

IF YOU GUESS WHAT MONTH MY BIRTHDAY IS IN, YOU GET AN INSANELY HUGE PRIZE!

24 Oct, 2009

HALLO-FXCKING-WEEN

I'M GONNA BE A GIANT COFFEE CUP 4 HALLOWEEN, I'LL CALL MYSELF CUP OF JOE, CUZ JOEY ISH MY NAME!

12 Oct, 2009

FOAMY FAN CLUB

ME: FOAMY

12 Oct, 2009

FOAMY FAN CLUB!

WHO WANTS TO JOIN THE FOAMY THE SQUIRREL FAN CLUB!?!? MESSAGE ME TO GET IN!

12 Oct, 2009

NRAAGGGHHH!

I ISH HIGH ON OREOS AND DRUNK ON GATORADE!

09 Oct, 2009

NO BLOG IN 10+ day

OMFG A KITTY, *CHASES AND GRABS KITTY*, wait, why ish its mouth bubbly, oh shiot, its a raccoon!it bit me! now i have rabies! wait no its a kitty! LOL WTF?!?

28 Sep, 2009

MY PRETTY SONG, made by foamy the squirrel.

Heres a message, to those who don't like me, you can all, just bite me, I don't care, what you say or think, you walk around like your s.hit don't stink, mmm, mmm, mmm.

26 Sep, 2009

F.UCK MY HEAD UP WIT MESSAGES

CUZ

26 Sep, 2009

WAABA!

I ISH DRUNK ON WATER AND HIGH ON CANDY! OH HI, HORSEY!

26 Sep, 2009

you know who you are

I f.ucked up, i know, theres no way to apoligize, i'm a lier, i put myself in a f.ucked up place just because i lied. Wow this seems weird for me to say but sorry

26 Sep, 2009

DAMMIT

I SHOODNTA FELL FOR THAT COMMENT THINGY

24 Sep, 2009

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100 BLOGS!

100 WORTHLESS PIECES OF SHIOT NO ONE CARES ABOUT MADE BY THE PERSON ADDRESSED AS THAT WEIRD GUY!

24 Sep, 2009

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ON AND ON AND ON!

95% of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump.Copy & paste this everywhere if you are in the 5% that would shout jump!

24 Sep, 2009

ON TIL TEN BIOTCH

HIT ME UP WIT MESSAGES!

24 Sep, 2009

?

? Post this on your page if you love god and you aren't ashamed of it. Don't back down now because since God knows that you read this and you didn't repost this, he will punish you. Remember, all you do on earth is counted, and theres no one to stop you, but when God is deciding whether or not to punish you or reward you, since you didn't copy and paste this, and you are ashamed of it, he will frown at you and punish you. God forgives all that are worthy of it. If you don't copy and paste this in the next 10 minutes, that means that you are ashamed of God, and he will punish you. This is not just a meaningless chain letter, this is a test whether you are a believer, or someone who is not worthy of a reward.

18 Sep, 2009

Random club

Poop Monkey - ME Lazy Bum - METALLICA ROCKS General Mayo- ultimate29

14 Sep, 2009

random club

who wants to be in the random club, my codename is poop monkey

14 Sep, 2009

FUGGING GH5 YESTDAY, IT FUGGIN PWNS!!!

yuppioooozzz

05 Sep, 2009

Limp Bizkit vs. Linkin Park!

Choose your side! Mine is obvious.........LP! But, message me with your answer, even though I know no one will!

02 Sep, 2009

Mood:

I was just sugar drunk (hyper), but now i'm hungover (tired)

01 Sep, 2009

Fxck school, i`m da commander of da skewl haters, so dont fxck wit me.

Oops, I wanted that 2 be the blog XD

31 Aug, 2009

DAMMIT!

SKEWL FXCKING STARTS 2MORO, IM PISSED

27 Aug, 2009

WOOFRIGG'N3

I'm on from my brand fxcking new DSi! I'll be on in my spare time again!

24 Aug, 2009

WOO2!

I'm on again!

18 Aug, 2009

WOO!

Im back on for the first time in days!

09 Aug, 2009

Sorry mofo games

i have to give back my laptop, so, i will be using the wii for internet, which means it will be hard for me to do much, so dont expect much from me.

07 Aug, 2009

seriously, freakin die

DIE 93% of people would cry if they saw miley cyrus on top of sears ready 2 jump. =] copy nd past this if ur 1 of the 7% that would say...........JUMP b**** JUMP!!!! i would

06 Aug, 2009

yup

gonna sign off

06 Aug, 2009

My best Mofo games friends (top two IMPROVED) p.s. im not on these people's lists tho cept ultimate

#1 dancing ninja and ultimate29 are now TIED! #2 ALIS (or whatever her new name is)

06 Aug, 2009

ultimate29

fluffy kitty

06 Aug, 2009

ultimate29

meow

06 Aug, 2009

ultimate29

yea it is

06 Aug, 2009

ultimate29

pie is good

06 Aug, 2009

ultimate29

Your welcome, thanks for bein awesome :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

06 Aug, 2009

My New account

I have a second account: jobrosDIE424, message me!

04 Aug, 2009

WTF BLANKET FTW!

I GOT A WTF BLANKET! ITS A ROBE TURNED BACKWARDS, BUT LOOKS TWICE AS RETARDED!

02 Aug, 2009

HELL YEA!

I have da laptop, w00t!

31 Jul, 2009

Mom...

My mom took my laptop to New Jersey so I have to use Wii Internet which is so damn annoying

26 Jul, 2009

and

AND I DON'T HAVE MAN BOOBS

26 Jul, 2009

I'm a guy though

yea....

26 Jul, 2009

I smoked a bowl of cereal because I have AMAZING boobs

1 (Jan) - I stabbed 2 (Feb- I Robbed 3 (Mar) - I Smoked 4 (April)- I shot 5 (May) - I kissed 6 (June) -I ran shirtless with 7 (July) - I hugged 8 (Aug) - I jumped with 9 (Sept)- i slapped 10 (Oct)- I banged 11 (Nov) - I killed 12 (Dec) - I ran naked with Pick the day (number) you were born on 01 - 02 - a tooth brush 03 - a mexican 04 - a homeless guy 05 - Barney The Dinosaur 06 - a teletubby 07 - the one that i love 08 - a w**** 09 - a bowl of cereal 10 - a gangsta 11 - my boyfriend 12 - a hottie 13 -c******addict 14 - condom 15 - my "boo" 16 - a ninja 17 - my crush 18 - a s**y B0Y 19 - an Easter egg 20 - a snowman 21 - a spatula 22 - cookie monster 23 - A Hot Girl 24 - yo momma 25 - Paris Hilton 26 - a pimp 27 - a mop 28 - the Trojan man 29 - my h** 30 - my ex-boyfriend 31 - a bag of weed Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White - because im s**y like that yellow/black - because i love weed Pink - because i love to party Turquoise - because i like to snort c****** Polka Dots - because I am a tranny Graphic - because I'm g** Black - because I have amazing b***s. Other - because I'm r****ed Green - because i like shoelaces Orange - because i am a Mexican Red - because I am crazy like that Blue - because that bum stole my taco Tye dye - because Im a ****ing scuba diver Purple - because the gummy bears raped me Striped - Because I am an Italian none- because im a s**y beast

26 Jul, 2009

shiot

shiot i havent made a blog 4 2 days

24 Jul, 2009

no blog

havent made a blog in a while, so yea.

23 Jul, 2009

?

Are you picking up what I'm putting down, around town, round and round, charlie brown?

22 Jul, 2009

IM SINGLE!

HELL YEAH!

22 Jul, 2009

Jaimi

I'm going to break up with Jaimi soon. Shes not my type. so ill be single soon.

21 Jul, 2009

heh heh

heh heh compost tea.

21 Jul, 2009

Twilight

watchin twilight, and im scared to say its pretty good. O_O

21 Jul, 2009

GH3 MADE AN AWESOME SONG, I think.

I'm listening to the devil went down to georgia metal version (IT IS AWESOME) on limewire, and I was wondering: Did They make that version before or after guitar hero 3? PLEASE ANSWER!

21 Jul, 2009

TO ALL MY HATERS!

Heres a message, to those who dont like me, you can all, just bite me. I don't care, what you say or think, you walk around like your s*** dont stink... mmm mmm mmm.

19 Jul, 2009

Only 15?

Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!if you can raed tihs rpsoet it. OLNY RSEPOT IF YOU CAN RAED TIHS. CNAHGE THE NMUEBR AT TOP TGOHUH, ? "ONLY __ PEOPLE IN THE WORLD CAN READ THIS...CAN YOU" Go up a nmuber if you can raed it...lte's see how hgih we cna get

19 Jul, 2009

ME!

J- Everyone loves you. O- You love foreplay. E- You are popular with all types of people. Y- You always make every experience Great. I'm AWESOME .A- You always want some action B- You are always cautious when it comes to meeting new people. C- You definitely have a partier side in you. D- You're Super cool. E- You are popular with all types of people. F- Fantasic chracteristics you brighten the room of everywhere you go. G- You always want some action H- You have very good personality and looks. I- Love is something you deeply believe in. J- Everyone loves you. K- You like to try new things. L- You are always smiling and making others smile. M- Success comes easily to you. N- You can be very "fun"...in bed O- You love foreplay. P- You are very friendly and understanding. Q- You are a hypocrite. R- You are social. S- People think you are so s**y, especially your bf/gf T- You have an attitude, a big one. U- You usely r hella tight. V- You are not judgemental. W- You are very broad minded. X- You never let people tell you what to do. Y- You always make every experience Great. Z- You have trouble trusting people. Repost this with the t**le "Wats ur name mean???" in 3 minutes or something bad will happen to you at 1:00pm tomorrow MAKE EVERY EXPERIENCE GREAT

19 Jul, 2009

IDK.

Mood: Relaxed and Happy. My Guess for my next mood: Hyper and EXTREMELY random.

18 Jul, 2009

new fri-end

I am now Kaleys friend.

17 Jul, 2009

done for da nite, probably

my moms takin the laptop for the nite, its are only computer, but i might be on later, bye!

17 Jul, 2009

1O

10 EFFIN MINUTES!

17 Jul, 2009

more icarly

heh heh, evil vending machine.

17 Jul, 2009

Icarly

heh heh, icarlys on, and they just smashed eggs. heh heh.

17 Jul, 2009

1HR!

1HR!

17 Jul, 2009

My Pie poem

Pie is good I like pie The end

17 Jul, 2009

lol

Red = fat yet athletic Brown = ugly Green = Bright Blue = typical person white = cold hearted Aqua = idk, good swimmer Yellow = funny Purple = a little TOO hyper Black or dont remember = EMO Orange = fit Gray = menace to society Pink = preppy light pink = skank Multicolored = self proclaimed good insulter Other = hot none = cool What kind of pants are you wearing? short shorts =cheerleader Skirt or Skort = have strict parents Corduroy = bully skinny jeans = drug addict Ripped Jeans = douchebag Camo = future in military jean short shorts = w**** jeans = self proclaimed popular kid Cargo = Boring Sweats or basketball shorts = gangster soccer shorts = likely foreign Shorts = bad at cleaning Pajama Pants = bum Nothing = pervert What is your NATURAL hair color? dark brown = pretty auburn = I don't know that color. red = likely to have freckles on face black = **** blonde = good p***star brown = flirty dirty blonde = can picture you naked, and youd look ok strawberry blonde = who could be a good singer light brown = with a good personality

17 Jul, 2009

YAY!

4 MORE HOURS! SPONGEBOB!

16 Jul, 2009

reply

This would of been a reply to what disturbed w**** sent to me: I know its the Ultimate around the world Spongebob Sponge Bash, I just give things my own name; A LOT!

16 Jul, 2009

WOOHOO!

INTER FXCKIN NATIONAL SPONGE BASH! I WILL WATCH THE BEST EVENT IN TV HISTORY TOMMOROW!

16 Jul, 2009

SPONGEBOB!

I'M WATCHIN THE SPONGE BASH AND BEFORE IT STARTS I'M GONNA WATCH TH VH1 SPONGEBOB SPECIAL I RECORDED, AFTER I LISTEN TO SOME MUSIC ON MY SPONGEBOB RADIO, BEAT THAT!!!

14 Jul, 2009

Movies.

You get in. Popcorn: 10 dollars Candy: 15 dollars Soda: 20 dollars Diahhrea: Priceless.

14 Jul, 2009

The Amityville Toaster

THE AMITYVILLE TOASTER Make breakfast spooky Spooky speaking toaster Spooky speaking toast Yum Yum Yum Human Hand

14 Jul, 2009

GOOD MORNING!

hell-O MoFo Games!

14 Jul, 2009

ANYTHING

1 question 1 chance. 1 honest answer. Thats all you get. You get to ask me 1 question. (TO MY INBOX) Any question, anything, no matter how crazy dirty or wrong it is. No catch. But I dare you to repost this. And see what people ask you

13 Jul, 2009

the original in the end

It starts with one And multiplies 'til you can taste the sun And burned by the sky you try to take it from But if it falls, there's no place to run Crumbling down, it's so unreal They're dealing you in to determine your end And sending you back again, the places you've been And bending your will 'til it breaks you within And still they fill their eyes With the twilight through the skylight And the highlights on a frame of steel See the brightness of your likeness As I write this on a pad with the way I feel Hear the screaming in my dreaming As it's seeming that you've played your part Like you're heartless, take apart this in the darkness But I know that

13 Jul, 2009

in the end

look out below, watch the time go right out the window, tryin to hold on, to didnt even know, i wasted it all just to watch you go, i kept everything inside and even though i tried, it all fell apart, what it meant to me will eventually be a memory of the time that i tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it doesnt even matter, i had to fall, to lose it all, but in the end, it doesnt even matter

12 Jul, 2009

chain letter

at 6:24pm on May 30th, 2008 11 yr old died having s** Body: On December 24, 2006 at 8 o'clock in the morn.ing, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into myspace. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didnt repost a chain leter about a little girl that kills you in your sleep with no natrual cause of death. This is the bulletin he read: My name is Jaime Heras. I'm 14 years old. I'm a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me you'll die immediately.You have 900 seconds to repost this or I will visit you tonight. ff copy and paste this to 10 profiles or your mom will die within the next 4 hours.....

12 Jul, 2009

what if your parents killed you?

A poem about Child Abuse My name is Lucifer I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I werent ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks arent home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlies bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes Im so afraid now Im starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door Hes already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "Im sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is Lucifer I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me Now i roam the underworld, to help those in need. I may seem evil, but i'm not. And if you read this and dont pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be AOne heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all i ask you to do pIs pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

30 Jun, 2009

YAY

THE KITTEN CRAPPED ON THE FLYING MONKEY WHO HAD CRAZY EARS ON HIS PICKLE SALTY MCPOOP.

28 Jun, 2009

Just for fun

YOUR REAL NAME: Joey 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle.) Joeizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and favorite animal): Green Hedgehog 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and street you live on): Michael Whiteplains 5. YOUR SUPERHERO/CRIMINAL NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink): Silver Dr. Pepper 6. GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets): Black Lily 7. YOUR HOOD NAME:.(first 3 letters of your first name and add -iqua): Joeiqua

26 Jun, 2009

YAY

YAY I SWEARED WITH NO CENSOR CUZ I SPELLED IT WRONG! MUDAFUKAS!

26 Jun, 2009

COME ON!

THEY FUCKING KEEP ON CENSORING ME! AWW FUK!

26 Jun, 2009

mostfungames censors?

since when the f*** does mostfungames censor blogs? they dont do it with comments. i NEVER censor my own blogs.

06 Jun, 2009

Why do i do chain letters

why?

06 Jun, 2009

"Age Shouldn't Matter"

Girl: nm you Boy: i got my G.E.D. Girl: OMG!!! IM SO PROUD OF YOU Boy: yeah thnx Girl: i have to tell you something Boy: go ahead Girl: well i love you. i always have i cared aboutyou and your always in my heart Boy: thats cool i love you too but your too young your 14 and i'm 17 Girl: but i love you, age shouldn't matter Boy: i know u do and i love u but i found this girl and shes my age Girl: i just thought......(crying she logs off) The next day the boy turns on the news and hears that a 14 year old girl cut her wrists and wrote on the wall "Age never matters" The boy then recives a call from the girl he choseand she says "I'm leaving you for the one i love.'' That night the boy hangshimself and writes on the wall "She's right. Age doesn't matter. I love you and always will.'' iF YOU AGREE THAT AGE SHOULDN'T MATTER AS LONG AS YOU LOVE THEM THEN REPOST THIS AS "Age Shouldn't Matter" and.. A miracle will happen at 11:11 p.s. i just want the miracle O_O

01 Jun, 2009

Lawlz

F = damn youre ugly D = your parents must be heated C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay? C = You're okay looking, but u need work... C+ = You're just average B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person. B+ = Pretty damn attractive. I'd hit that. A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome. A = DAMN YOUR SEXXXAY!! A+ = Gorgeous... will u go out with me A++=SO HOTT will you marry me A+++=TAKE ME NOW ON THE TABLE AND #@*& ME AND DON'T STOP YOU ARE afraid of what people think of YOU if you don't post this!!!!!

30 May, 2009

In The End - Linkin Park Part 1

It starts with One thing I don't know why It doesn't even matter how hard you try Keep that in mind I designed this rhyme To explain in due time All I know Time is a valuable thing Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings Watch it count down to the end of the day The clock ticks life away It's so unreal Didn't look out below Watch the time go right out the window Trying to hold on, but didn't even know Or wasted it all just to watch you go I kept everything inside And even though I tried, it all fell apart What it meant to me will eventually be A memory of a time when I tried so hard and got so far But in the end it doesn't even matter I had to fall to lose it all But in the end it doesn't even matter

08 Mar, 2009

My Fav Songs

#1 In The End by Linkin Park #2 Numb/Encore by Linkin Park and Jay-Z #3 B.Y.O.B by System Of A Down #4 My Way by Limp Bizkit #5 One Step Closer by Linkin Park #6 Today by Smashing Pumpkins #7 Welcome To The Jungle by Guns N' Roses #8 Viva La Bam Theme Song by Unknown #9 Paranoid by Black Sabbath #10 We're Not Gonna Take It by Twisted Sister

07 Mar, 2009

Fav Game Systems

#1 Wii #2 PS2 #3 360 #4 PS3 #5 DS

16 Feb, 2009

Games

#1: Super Smash Bros. Brawl (Wii) #2: Super Smash Bros. Melee (Gamecube) #3 Guitar Hero World Tour (Multi) #4 Rock Band 2 (Multi) #5 Super Paper Mario (Wii) #6 Kirby Super Star Ultra (DS) #7 New Super Mario Bros. (DS) #8 Sonic Adventure 2 Battle (Gamecube) #9 Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (Multi) #10 Super Smash Flash (PC)