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Username : | 2 FLY 4 U! |
First Name : | AVANA |
Last Name : | JOHNSON |
Gender: | F |
Country: | US |
Member Since : | 16 Oct, 2010 |
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11 Jul, 2012
Hell yeahh
i cud reallyy usee sum D I C K rite naa . havent fckd n lyk.., twwoo F U C K I N dayss . not normal manee #Horny
15 Nov, 2011
Yayy!`
Follow Meh ON Twitterr [email protected] & hmu onn FB, ooVoo, & Skypeee. Lovee ya!(: -Avanaa!<3
26 Aug, 2011
SMhh
Skool Just Startedd Mondayy && Niqqahss Alreaddy On My Aszz Smhh Mann Lovee It Doee!<3
21 Jul, 2011
LMAOO :)
My Lil Niece Jus Sed To Dhis Lil GIrl "Youu Talkk All Yo Junk But Wht Dem Hands Luk LIKee" # RealNiqqa Roarr ..messagee mehh -Avana <3
10 Jul, 2011
Ayee Grr...roar :)
Ayee , many People Aree Startinqq To Ask Me Why I Said Roar Andd Grr Alot .. If Yuu Wanna Kno , Inboxx && If Yurr A friendd Leavee A comMent !! Thankss Mahdd Muchh :) -Avana <3
10 Jul, 2011
Ratee Mee !! :) Roar :P
POST THiS iF YOU AREN'T SCARED TO SEE HOW PEOPLE THINK OF YOU 0 = ewwwwwwwwwwww!? 1 = Definetly not attractive. 2 = Decent 3 = Cute 4 = Fine as hell! 5 = I'd do you. 6 = Pretty damn s**y! 7 = Lovable, I LOVE YOU!!! 8 = I wanna make you my girl. 9 = Just a friend Cool. 10 = Maxiest person I know!Wow 11 = ****in amazin 12 = Ya, I've checked you out a few times. 13 = i wanna **** u 14.= Let's get married Wow
01 Jul, 2011
(:Love Faces <3
When I met you woman I couldn't help but notice a face so beautiful Now imagine, the faces you'd make if we ever made love Pulled up in the drop top Benz Hit the horn two times and you walked outside Dress keep hugging them thighs And the only thing inside my mind is I want you Yes I do, and if there's anything you suggest I do Then tell me Now we all in the crib on my sofa Girl I'm so glad you came over I wanna tell you "come closer" But I don't know if you feel, like I feel Tell me girl Don't it feel good when I touch on it Wouldn't it be nice if all night I was in you Come kiss me, come with me Down the hall to my bedroom Tonight we'll be Making love faces, making love faces Shadows on the wall while the candles burnin' Messin' up the bed while you sweatin' out your perm and Making love faces, making love faces My hands rubbin' on your skin Let's go hard don't hold it in Girl let me wrap my hands around you (hands around you, hands around you) Been so happy ever since I found you Just like a kid who found some candy Let me feel and find your panties Take 'em off take em off take em off Take 'em off please Oh down on my knees Ohh, You're right in front of me Don't have to pay for my attention Can you hear me is you listenin? Baby be real with me I wanna know Don't it feel good when I touch on it Wouldn't it be nice if all night I was in you Come kiss me, come with me Down the hall to my bedroom Tonight we'll be Making love faces, making love faces Shadows on the wall while the candles burnin' Messin' up the bed while you sweatin' out your perm and Making love faces, making love faces My hands rubbin' on your skin Let's go hard don't hold it in The way you bite your lip Is that your way of tellin' me you like it? Mmhmm, if I'm the best you ever had girl in your life Say mmhmm, and when your eyes roll back in your head The shakin' in your leg
28 Jun, 2011
"guys arent jerks"
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it's not! Please it's too scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a BIG hug! Girl : *hugs him* Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me. Girl: Alright, now slow down Guy: I love you babe (in the paper the next day) : A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If u love any one this much re-post this and the love of your life will relize they feel the same DONT BREAK THIS . 2morow will be the best day of your life. However, if u don t post this by at least 12:00 tonight, you will have bad luck in your love life 4 the rest of your life Guys Post This As "I would do this for my girl " Girls Post This As "guys aren't j***s
28 Jun, 2011
Why Dey Kall Meh Auh Bytchh
Mar 31 2009 6:32PM Why Dey Kall Meh A Bytch They Call Me A Bytch Becuz I Say Wut`z On My Mind I Say Wut I Feel `` Even If It`z Not Kind They Call Me A Bytch Becuz They Think I`m Stuck Up But They Don`t Kno Shyt Abou` Me So Shut The Fuc' Up They Call Me A Bytch Becuz I`ll Fight For Wut`z Right My Personality Iz Viscious`` My Bark Iz Worst Than My Bite They Call Me A Bytch Becuz I Fear No One I Take Borin` Thangz && Turn Them Into Fun They Call Me A Bytch Becuz They Can`t Handle My Attitude They Say It`z Unnecessary && That I`m Bein` Rude They Call Me A Bytch Becuz I`m Too Much Of One To Intimidate Both Femalez && Malez U`ll Kno When I`m Comin` Becuz I Leave A Intimidatin` Trail They Call Me A Bytch Becuz That`z Wut They See The Bytch In My Mind && The Bytch In Me They Call Me A Bytch Becuz I Kno Who && Who Not To Trust I Kno The Difference Between Luv && The Difference Between Lust They Call Me A Bytch Becuz I`m A Phenomenal Woman I Do Wut I Need To NOT Wut I Can They Call Me A Bytch Becuz I Speak The Truth Constantly I Can`t Help That It`z A Natural Part Of Me They Call Me A Bytch Becuz Bytchez Are Reckless When It Comez To Hushin` Bull-ish && Fictional Mess They Call Me A Bytch Knowin` That I Don`t Give A Dayum Becuz If Bein` A Bytch Meanz Bein` That `` Than A Bytch I Am
25 Jun, 2011
Oovoo... Or digits !
Any boiis dhatt think yhuu qodda biqq d*** ... Hmu onn ooVoo Orr askk fort dhaa digits ... Bahaha Jk bt hmu doee -Avana <3
23 Jun, 2011
ILY :) <3
Diis websittee so lamee naa man.. Y'all needa liven diss shxxt up #real shxxt
20 Jun, 2011
Lmb:) (like my blog ?) ::
I wanNa gOat ! NyBody ELse wanNa Goat ? Cuz I dO (: Hmu -Avana <3
20 Jun, 2011
yoO leAve Me aLOne
@manChIld , I Have No resPect for YOu ndd dats Jus how lt Is Soo lEave me alOne !! THAnks :). - AVANA <3
12 Jun, 2011
Nothin Like Family:)
Spent The Weekend With TheOther Side Of the family. My mom's Dad Turned 88 Today.!! He's old!! But Still Move Like He Young I lOve You Gpa!<3
10 Jun, 2011
I'm too sexy to die!!
95% of ppl think the world will end in 2012. They are trying to become as safe as possible. If u r the 5% who would be rolling on the floor laughing ur a** off repost this
03 Jun, 2011
Im Being Stalked
@wanna be with yuu... i NEVER dated yuu nd NEVER wills soo fu.ck off & ghet ah lyfee & ghet oudda mynee
29 May, 2011
Ayee
I Havent Been On Dis In A Long Time....Yall Need Ta Hmu Ta Lemme Kno Wass Happenin
08 Apr, 2011
WANT YOUR #
WANT YOUR # I DNT CARE WHO U R! NAME: Cell #: TEXT MESSAGING(YES OR NO): PIX MESSAGING(YES OR NO). FREAKY{YES OR NO}: I DARE YOU TO COPY AND PASTE DiS & SEE HOW MANY #'S U GET WANT YOUR #
16 Mar, 2011
I'm n miamI trick
I'm in Miami trick!! In Miami chilling wit Dha fAm hVin a Gud time bruh! Hmu b****es!!!! Hahaha f*** yalll
14 Mar, 2011
Keandra Aka lalaboo Or whatever your name is
Dnt ever c** at me through my boyfriend Come to me like a "friend" but guess u aint a friend So get it through ur head I DO NOT WANT KENDALL You Dha fake one tlkn bout all dis twin s*** and crap Nigga please Dnt Pull dhat s*** You so late on the news btw So when u Wanna apologize hmu Ahahah P.s I refuse to fight over a boy.if u want him so bad,if he so important in your life tKe him away Fly wit him but I ain't finna fight over him soo yeah two up
02 Mar, 2011
Siqh
Headaches N' Heartaches Are Always There bt Wen ya Wnt Happiness ya Nvr Cn Find it
02 Mar, 2011
haha
got yah h**s all mad cuz when u wlk n da room dey be like dammnnn whoo dhat be haters are a HUGE part of my life! so do your job nd HATE #COCKY
20 Feb, 2011
CoMpLiCatEd
WhY iS eVeRyThInG wItH u So CoMpLiCaTeD...wHy dO u MaKe iT haRD to LoVe YoU whILE i hAtE It CUz If u rEaLLY wAnna B AlOne I wIlL tHrOW mY hAndS Cuz BaBy I tRIed eVEryThINg WiTh U sO cOmPliCatEd oH WhY? SoMeTiMes I gET U SOmeTImes I dONT UnDeRsTand...sOmetImes i LOve U...somEtIMes ITs U I CnT StAnD #cOmPlicaTeD
17 Feb, 2011
lovee thiss . soo truue
lovee thiss . soo truue Look... i'm sorry if im not perfect. I try but its no use. I'm sorry that i bite my nails in class or when im nervous.. im sorry that i send the wrong text to the wrong person im sorry that i dont always have the answer im sorry that i "gtg" right as u and i start talking im sorry that i love you.
12 Feb, 2011
LOL
This is this cat - This is is cat - This is how cat - This is to cat - This is keep cat - This is a cat - This is r**** cat - This is busy cat - This is for cat - This is forty cat - This is seconds cat - Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top
12 Feb, 2011
on dha real ;)
no hunny im not beefin wit yew but i will buy yew a bun to go wit dhat patty... what is a hater? H A T E R MOST PPL LIKE ME BUT IF YOU DONT FUCK YOU...YOU DONT HAVE A LIFE AND GUESS WHAT ELSE...YOU'RE A HATER
30 Jan, 2011
:)
Something worth KEEPING is worth FIGHTING for Only fight with somebody that is willing to step in the ring....#fed up
25 Jan, 2011
smh
dese b****es on dhis site losing dey mind.... ima whoop a** if i need to and i try not to be violent but wit dha dumb a**es on here its c**n dwn to me havin tew whoop aszz
17 Jan, 2011
Hahah(:
Teacher:"I'm calling your parents!" Elementary Student:NOOOOOO,"I'll be good!" Middle School Student:"Pshhh,whatever!" High School Student: "Hahaha tell my mom I said Hi!"
13 Jan, 2011
LOL
im listnin to dhis song say yes by lil corey somebody (no names) wnt me 2 say yes. i want 2 but my momma tld me 2 say no lol
08 Jan, 2011
<3
itz dhis dude(no names) and dhis nigga ghot mii heart.... if he break it he gon ghet cut!!! :)
02 Jan, 2011
RACISM
RACISM A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism
01 Jan, 2011
HAPPY NEW YEAARRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MII NEW YEARR RESOLUTION IZ 4 ALL DHA HATAZZ 2 FALL BAKK... & NOT GHET MAD OVA DHA LIL SHIT DHA DUMMIES DO. DHIS YEAR YALL BITCHES CAN RUN UP & GHETT KNOCKED DWN. ITS 2011 YALL BETTAH GROW UP & ACT LYK YOHH AGEE PLAY WIT IT....IM OUT DHIS MOFO!!!
29 Dec, 2010
NICKI MINAJ IS BEAST
AND ILL KICK DAT HOE PUNT -NICKI MINAJ HATERS YOU CAN KILL YOURSELF!!!!! -NICKI MINAJ I SEEM TO HAVE ALOT OF HATERS ON DIS SITE...SO MY BACK IS TURNED SO DO UR JOB AND TALK. WHAT IS A LIFE WORTH LIVING WITHOUT HATERS. IF I WAS TO LIVE OFF ALL MY HATERS I WOULD NEVER DIE!!!! IM OUT DIS FUCKER
29 Dec, 2010
lol :p
If Hannah Montana said that suicide was cool more than 85% of our American population would suddenly die off 10% wouldn't care If you are in the 5% that would be rolling on your floor laughing post this message to your blog.
29 Dec, 2010
HAHAHA SO FUNNY!!
1. YOUR REAL NAME: Avana 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle.) Avaizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and favorite animal.) Green Bunny 4. YOUR SUPERHERO/CRIMINAL NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink) Orange Punch 5. GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets): Black King
27 Dec, 2010
*~sexiimama~*
She might be my new bestie since some ppl stab me in the back And YalL know who im talkin bout
27 Dec, 2010
Bump dat shit
Sum of dese b****es on dis f***in we site is so f***in flaw AND DEY KNO WHO DEY ARE! IF U DNT I'LL LET YU KNO
24 Dec, 2010
jack and jill
jack and jill Jack and Jill, went up the hill, to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, unzipped his fly, and asked Jill do u wanna, Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun, but stupid Jill, forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
23 Dec, 2010
or
or fall in love or fall in hate get inspired or be depressed ace a test or flunk a class speak the truth or lie & cheat dance on tables or sit in the corner be yourself or somebody else live your life(or dont)
22 Dec, 2010
GeTtIn OfF
WeLl i hAd A lOnG dAy bOuT To hEaD oFf To BeD!!!!! gEtTiN oN 2mOrRoW iM OuT BiTcHeS
22 Dec, 2010
DIs **** is wrong!
DIs **** is wrong! MONTH 1:MOMMY IM IN HERE!!! MONTH 2:MOMMY I LOVE YOUR VOICE ITS A SWEET LULLABY MONTH 3:MOMMY I JUST FOUND OUT IM A BOY!AREN'T YOU GLAD MONTH 4: MOMMY I JUST LEARNED HOW TO SUCK MY THUMB!I GET A LOT OF EXCERCISE!I CAN TUEN MY HEAD AND STRETCH MONTH 5:MOMMY WHY ARE YOU CRYING?IT MAKES ME CRY TOO!SEE I CRY EVEN THOUGHT YOU CAN'T SEE ME MONTH 6:MOMMY THAT DOCTOR LIED TO YOU;I AM REAL!i DON'T LIKE THAT DOCTOR AT ALL! MONTH 7: I HEAR THAT DOCTOR AGAIN!WHAT'S ABORTION?OW!MOMMY I FEEL A NEEDLE;IT'S BURNING,MOMMY!HELP ME! I CAN'T GET AWAY FROM IT! MOMMY IT'S OKAY NOW IM IN THE HANDS OF GOD NOW.HE EXPLAINED TO ME WHAT ABORTION IS. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?HOW COULD YOU KILL ME?DIDN'T YOU WANT ME MOMMY?IF YOU THINK ABORTION IS WRONG COPY N PASTE THIS!
22 Dec, 2010
.__.
Relationships Are Like Glass, If They Break Let Them Stay Broken You'll Only Hurt Yourself Trying To Fix It. At Least The Peices Still Remain..<|3
22 Dec, 2010
grenade-bruno mars
grenade-bruno mars grenade-bruno mars Easy come, easy go That's just how you live, oh Take, take, take it all, But you never give Should of known you was trouble from the first kiss, Had your eyes wide open - Why were they open? Gave you all I had And you tossed it in the trash You tossed it in the trash, you did To give me all your love is all I ever asked, Cause what you don't understand is I’d catch a grenade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah) Throw my hand on a blade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah) I’d jump in front of a train for ya (yeah, yeah , yeah) You know I'd do anything for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah) Oh, oh I would go through all this pain, Take a bullet straight through my brain, Yes, I would die for ya baby ; But you won't do the same No, no, no, no Black, black, black and blue beat me till I'm numb Tell the devil I said “hey” when you get back to where you're from Mad woman, bad woman, That's just what you are, yeah, You’ll smile in my face then rip the breaks out my car Gave you all I had Bruno Mars Grenade lyrics found on And you tossed it in the trash You tossed it in the trash, yes you did To give me all your love is all I ever asked Cause what you don't understand is I’d catch a grenade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah) Throw my hand on a blade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah) I’d jump in front of a train for ya (yeah, yeah , yeah) You know I'd do anything for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah) Oh, oh I would go through all this pain, Take a bullet straight through my brain, Yes, I would die for ya baby ; But you won't do the same If my body was on fire, ooh You’ d watch me burn down in flames You said you loved me you're a liar Cause you never, ever, ever did baby... But darling I’ll still catch a grenade for ya Throw my hand on a blade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah) I’d jump in front of a train for ya (yeah, yeah , yeah) You know I'd do anything for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah) Oh, oh I would go through all this pain, Take a bullet straight through my brain,
22 Dec, 2010
Whip my hair
Whip my hair Whip my hair I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back and forth (just whip it) I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back and forth (whip it real good) I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back and forth Hop about the bed turn my swag on Pay no attention to them haters cuz we whip em off and we ain't doing nothing wrong so don't tell me nothing, i'm just tryna have fun so keep the party jumping so whats up (yea) And I'll be doing what to do we turn our back and whip our hair and just shake them off shake them off, shake them off, shake them off Don't let haters keep me off my grind Keep my head up i know I'll be fine Keep fighting until i get there When i'm down and i feel like giving up i think again I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back and forth (just whip it) I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back and forth (whip it real good) I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back and forth (just whip it) I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back and forth (whip it real good) I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back and forth (just whip it) I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back and forth (whip it real good) I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back and forth I'ma get more shine in a little bit Soon as i hit the stage applause im hearing whether its black stars black hearts im feeling it but can't none of them whip it like i do I, i gets it in mmmm yea i go hard when they see me pull up i whip it real hard i whip it real hard, real hard, i whip it real hard Don't let haters keep me off my grind Keep my head up i know I'll be fine Keep fighting until i get there When i'm down and i feel like giving up i think again I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back and
22 Dec, 2010
Doo It!(: I Daree You
Doo It!(: I Daree You F = damn youre ugly D = your parents must be heated C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay? C = You're okay looking, but u need work... C+ = You're just average B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person. B+ = Pretty damn attractive. I'd hit that. A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome. A = DAMN YOUR SEXXXAY!! A+ = Gorgeous... will u go out with me A++=SO HOTT will you marry me A+++=TAKE ME NOW ON THE TABLE AND #@*& ME AND DON'T STOP YOU ARE afraid of what people think of YOU if you don't post this!!!!!
20 Dec, 2010
inbox me
im leavin dis website too much drama! Whoever knoe how to delete a profile, inbox me!
20 Dec, 2010
childish BiTcHeS
hahaha...mandy and khadijah...wow. IM SPEECHLESS...so childish...too funny!!!!!!! Im OuT bItChEs
18 Dec, 2010
<3
Look up the word GORGEOUS...my name will be right next to it so it would look like dis Gorgeous-Avana
17 Dec, 2010
well...
i didnt go to school cuz i got da FLU. Anybody wanna message me...shoot im bored!
12 Dec, 2010
AYYY
WHEN I DONT MESSAGE YOU BACK FOR A REALLY LONG TIME...IM NOT ONLINE...THIS THING WONT LOG ME OUT! SORRY =)
12 Dec, 2010
hey <3
hey im avana...ima really nice person but if you come at me rong im goin ham and most of the dummies on this website came at me wrong so you no what happen but yea. if you wanna kno more lemme kno through message or comment...you never i could be your new bestie!!
06 Dec, 2010
! LuV m3
MII NAME B AVANA. IM ?? YEARS YUNG(I PUT DA QUESTION MARKS BECAUSE ITS SOME WIERDOS ON HERE) BUT YEA...IM VERY ACTIVE...But yeah...i try to get along with ppl but sometimes it doesnt work out. last but not least...i keep my haters hatin
05 Dec, 2010
HATERS SMH
HATERS THINK THEY HURT ME...FOR ALL YALL...YOU DONT HURT MY FEELINGS THANKS! <3 AND THE HATERS MAKE ME NOT BREAK ME...LETS KEEP IT REAL.. :p
24 Nov, 2010
AYY
I KNOW THANKSGIVING IS TOMORROW BUT FOR EVERYBODY THAT THINK I LIKE CHRIS AKA GUMP...I DONT...ME AND ABBY COOL WIT EACH OTHER FOR NOW... :) IK YALL LIKE...WHAT THANKSGIVING GOTTA DO WITH ANYTHING...I DONT WANT PEOPLE TO BE MAD OR WHATEVER THEN TAKE IT OUT ON THE WRONG PEOPLE... :)
24 Nov, 2010
LOL
I AGREE WITH ABBY...HATERS KEEP ME MOTIVATED...I GOT SO MANY HATERS...I GOTTA FAN CLUB...IM DA ONLY ONE THAT CAN MAKE THAT POSSIBLE
Latest Blogs
11 Jul, 2012
Hell yeahh
i cud reallyy usee sum D I C K rite naa . havent fckd n lyk.., twwoo F U C K I N dayss . not normal manee #Horny
15 Nov, 2011
Yayy!`
Follow Meh ON Twitterr [email protected] & hmu onn FB, ooVoo, & Skypeee. Lovee ya!(: -Avanaa!<3
26 Aug, 2011
SMhh
Skool Just Startedd Mondayy && Niqqahss Alreaddy On My Aszz Smhh Mann Lovee It Doee!<3
21 Jul, 2011
LMAOO :)
My Lil Niece Jus Sed To Dhis Lil GIrl "Youu Talkk All Yo Junk But Wht Dem Hands Luk LIKee" # RealNiqqa Roarr ..messagee mehh -Avana <3
10 Jul, 2011
Ayee Grr...roar :)
Ayee , many People Aree Startinqq To Ask Me Why I Said Roar Andd Grr Alot .. If Yuu Wanna Kno , Inboxx && If Yurr A friendd Leavee A comMent !! Thankss Mahdd Muchh :) -Avana <3
10 Jul, 2011
Ratee Mee !! :) Roar :P
POST THiS iF YOU AREN'T SCARED TO SEE HOW PEOPLE THINK OF YOU 0 = ewwwwwwwwwwww!? 1 = Definetly not attractive. 2 = Decent 3 = Cute 4 = Fine as hell! 5 = I'd do you. 6 = Pretty damn s**y! 7 = Lovable, I LOVE YOU!!! 8 = I wanna make you my girl. 9 = Just a friend Cool. 10 = Maxiest person I know!Wow 11 = ****in amazin 12 = Ya, I've checked you out a few times. 13 = i wanna **** u 14.= Let's get married Wow
01 Jul, 2011
(:Love Faces <3
When I met you woman I couldn't help but notice a face so beautiful Now imagine, the faces you'd make if we ever made love Pulled up in the drop top Benz Hit the horn two times and you walked outside Dress keep hugging them thighs And the only thing inside my mind is I want you Yes I do, and if there's anything you suggest I do Then tell me Now we all in the crib on my sofa Girl I'm so glad you came over I wanna tell you "come closer" But I don't know if you feel, like I feel Tell me girl Don't it feel good when I touch on it Wouldn't it be nice if all night I was in you Come kiss me, come with me Down the hall to my bedroom Tonight we'll be Making love faces, making love faces Shadows on the wall while the candles burnin' Messin' up the bed while you sweatin' out your perm and Making love faces, making love faces My hands rubbin' on your skin Let's go hard don't hold it in Girl let me wrap my hands around you (hands around you, hands around you) Been so happy ever since I found you Just like a kid who found some candy Let me feel and find your panties Take 'em off take em off take em off Take 'em off please Oh down on my knees Ohh, You're right in front of me Don't have to pay for my attention Can you hear me is you listenin? Baby be real with me I wanna know Don't it feel good when I touch on it Wouldn't it be nice if all night I was in you Come kiss me, come with me Down the hall to my bedroom Tonight we'll be Making love faces, making love faces Shadows on the wall while the candles burnin' Messin' up the bed while you sweatin' out your perm and Making love faces, making love faces My hands rubbin' on your skin Let's go hard don't hold it in The way you bite your lip Is that your way of tellin' me you like it? Mmhmm, if I'm the best you ever had girl in your life Say mmhmm, and when your eyes roll back in your head The shakin' in your leg
28 Jun, 2011
"guys arent jerks"
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it's not! Please it's too scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a BIG hug! Girl : *hugs him* Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me. Girl: Alright, now slow down Guy: I love you babe (in the paper the next day) : A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If u love any one this much re-post this and the love of your life will relize they feel the same DONT BREAK THIS . 2morow will be the best day of your life. However, if u don t post this by at least 12:00 tonight, you will have bad luck in your love life 4 the rest of your life Guys Post This As "I would do this for my girl " Girls Post This As "guys aren't j***s
28 Jun, 2011
Why Dey Kall Meh Auh Bytchh
Mar 31 2009 6:32PM Why Dey Kall Meh A Bytch They Call Me A Bytch Becuz I Say Wut`z On My Mind I Say Wut I Feel `` Even If It`z Not Kind They Call Me A Bytch Becuz They Think I`m Stuck Up But They Don`t Kno Shyt Abou` Me So Shut The Fuc' Up They Call Me A Bytch Becuz I`ll Fight For Wut`z Right My Personality Iz Viscious`` My Bark Iz Worst Than My Bite They Call Me A Bytch Becuz I Fear No One I Take Borin` Thangz && Turn Them Into Fun They Call Me A Bytch Becuz They Can`t Handle My Attitude They Say It`z Unnecessary && That I`m Bein` Rude They Call Me A Bytch Becuz I`m Too Much Of One To Intimidate Both Femalez && Malez U`ll Kno When I`m Comin` Becuz I Leave A Intimidatin` Trail They Call Me A Bytch Becuz That`z Wut They See The Bytch In My Mind && The Bytch In Me They Call Me A Bytch Becuz I Kno Who && Who Not To Trust I Kno The Difference Between Luv && The Difference Between Lust They Call Me A Bytch Becuz I`m A Phenomenal Woman I Do Wut I Need To NOT Wut I Can They Call Me A Bytch Becuz I Speak The Truth Constantly I Can`t Help That It`z A Natural Part Of Me They Call Me A Bytch Becuz Bytchez Are Reckless When It Comez To Hushin` Bull-ish && Fictional Mess They Call Me A Bytch Knowin` That I Don`t Give A Dayum Becuz If Bein` A Bytch Meanz Bein` That `` Than A Bytch I Am
25 Jun, 2011
Oovoo... Or digits !
Any boiis dhatt think yhuu qodda biqq d*** ... Hmu onn ooVoo Orr askk fort dhaa digits ... Bahaha Jk bt hmu doee -Avana <3
23 Jun, 2011
ILY :) <3
Diis websittee so lamee naa man.. Y'all needa liven diss shxxt up #real shxxt
20 Jun, 2011
Lmb:) (like my blog ?) ::
I wanNa gOat ! NyBody ELse wanNa Goat ? Cuz I dO (: Hmu -Avana <3
20 Jun, 2011
yoO leAve Me aLOne
@manChIld , I Have No resPect for YOu ndd dats Jus how lt Is Soo lEave me alOne !! THAnks :). - AVANA <3
12 Jun, 2011
Nothin Like Family:)
Spent The Weekend With TheOther Side Of the family. My mom's Dad Turned 88 Today.!! He's old!! But Still Move Like He Young I lOve You Gpa!<3
10 Jun, 2011
I'm too sexy to die!!
95% of ppl think the world will end in 2012. They are trying to become as safe as possible. If u r the 5% who would be rolling on the floor laughing ur a** off repost this
03 Jun, 2011
Im Being Stalked
@wanna be with yuu... i NEVER dated yuu nd NEVER wills soo fu.ck off & ghet ah lyfee & ghet oudda mynee
29 May, 2011
Ayee
I Havent Been On Dis In A Long Time....Yall Need Ta Hmu Ta Lemme Kno Wass Happenin
08 Apr, 2011
WANT YOUR #
WANT YOUR # I DNT CARE WHO U R! NAME: Cell #: TEXT MESSAGING(YES OR NO): PIX MESSAGING(YES OR NO). FREAKY{YES OR NO}: I DARE YOU TO COPY AND PASTE DiS & SEE HOW MANY #'S U GET WANT YOUR #
16 Mar, 2011
I'm n miamI trick
I'm in Miami trick!! In Miami chilling wit Dha fAm hVin a Gud time bruh! Hmu b****es!!!! Hahaha f*** yalll
14 Mar, 2011
Keandra Aka lalaboo Or whatever your name is
Dnt ever c** at me through my boyfriend Come to me like a "friend" but guess u aint a friend So get it through ur head I DO NOT WANT KENDALL You Dha fake one tlkn bout all dis twin s*** and crap Nigga please Dnt Pull dhat s*** You so late on the news btw So when u Wanna apologize hmu Ahahah P.s I refuse to fight over a boy.if u want him so bad,if he so important in your life tKe him away Fly wit him but I ain't finna fight over him soo yeah two up
02 Mar, 2011
Siqh
Headaches N' Heartaches Are Always There bt Wen ya Wnt Happiness ya Nvr Cn Find it
02 Mar, 2011
haha
got yah h**s all mad cuz when u wlk n da room dey be like dammnnn whoo dhat be haters are a HUGE part of my life! so do your job nd HATE #COCKY
20 Feb, 2011
CoMpLiCatEd
WhY iS eVeRyThInG wItH u So CoMpLiCaTeD...wHy dO u MaKe iT haRD to LoVe YoU whILE i hAtE It CUz If u rEaLLY wAnna B AlOne I wIlL tHrOW mY hAndS Cuz BaBy I tRIed eVEryThINg WiTh U sO cOmPliCatEd oH WhY? SoMeTiMes I gET U SOmeTImes I dONT UnDeRsTand...sOmetImes i LOve U...somEtIMes ITs U I CnT StAnD #cOmPlicaTeD
17 Feb, 2011
lovee thiss . soo truue
lovee thiss . soo truue Look... i'm sorry if im not perfect. I try but its no use. I'm sorry that i bite my nails in class or when im nervous.. im sorry that i send the wrong text to the wrong person im sorry that i dont always have the answer im sorry that i "gtg" right as u and i start talking im sorry that i love you.
12 Feb, 2011
LOL
This is this cat - This is is cat - This is how cat - This is to cat - This is keep cat - This is a cat - This is r**** cat - This is busy cat - This is for cat - This is forty cat - This is seconds cat - Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top
12 Feb, 2011
on dha real ;)
no hunny im not beefin wit yew but i will buy yew a bun to go wit dhat patty... what is a hater? H A T E R MOST PPL LIKE ME BUT IF YOU DONT FUCK YOU...YOU DONT HAVE A LIFE AND GUESS WHAT ELSE...YOU'RE A HATER
30 Jan, 2011
:)
Something worth KEEPING is worth FIGHTING for Only fight with somebody that is willing to step in the ring....#fed up
25 Jan, 2011
smh
dese b****es on dhis site losing dey mind.... ima whoop a** if i need to and i try not to be violent but wit dha dumb a**es on here its c**n dwn to me havin tew whoop aszz
17 Jan, 2011
Hahah(:
Teacher:"I'm calling your parents!" Elementary Student:NOOOOOO,"I'll be good!" Middle School Student:"Pshhh,whatever!" High School Student: "Hahaha tell my mom I said Hi!"
13 Jan, 2011
LOL
im listnin to dhis song say yes by lil corey somebody (no names) wnt me 2 say yes. i want 2 but my momma tld me 2 say no lol
08 Jan, 2011
<3
itz dhis dude(no names) and dhis nigga ghot mii heart.... if he break it he gon ghet cut!!! :)
02 Jan, 2011
RACISM
RACISM A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism
01 Jan, 2011
HAPPY NEW YEAARRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MII NEW YEARR RESOLUTION IZ 4 ALL DHA HATAZZ 2 FALL BAKK... & NOT GHET MAD OVA DHA LIL SHIT DHA DUMMIES DO. DHIS YEAR YALL BITCHES CAN RUN UP & GHETT KNOCKED DWN. ITS 2011 YALL BETTAH GROW UP & ACT LYK YOHH AGEE PLAY WIT IT....IM OUT DHIS MOFO!!!
29 Dec, 2010
NICKI MINAJ IS BEAST
AND ILL KICK DAT HOE PUNT -NICKI MINAJ HATERS YOU CAN KILL YOURSELF!!!!! -NICKI MINAJ I SEEM TO HAVE ALOT OF HATERS ON DIS SITE...SO MY BACK IS TURNED SO DO UR JOB AND TALK. WHAT IS A LIFE WORTH LIVING WITHOUT HATERS. IF I WAS TO LIVE OFF ALL MY HATERS I WOULD NEVER DIE!!!! IM OUT DIS FUCKER
29 Dec, 2010
lol :p
If Hannah Montana said that suicide was cool more than 85% of our American population would suddenly die off 10% wouldn't care If you are in the 5% that would be rolling on your floor laughing post this message to your blog.
29 Dec, 2010
HAHAHA SO FUNNY!!
1. YOUR REAL NAME: Avana 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle.) Avaizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and favorite animal.) Green Bunny 4. YOUR SUPERHERO/CRIMINAL NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink) Orange Punch 5. GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets): Black King
27 Dec, 2010
*~sexiimama~*
She might be my new bestie since some ppl stab me in the back And YalL know who im talkin bout
27 Dec, 2010
Bump dat shit
Sum of dese b****es on dis f***in we site is so f***in flaw AND DEY KNO WHO DEY ARE! IF U DNT I'LL LET YU KNO
24 Dec, 2010
jack and jill
jack and jill Jack and Jill, went up the hill, to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, unzipped his fly, and asked Jill do u wanna, Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun, but stupid Jill, forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
23 Dec, 2010
or
or fall in love or fall in hate get inspired or be depressed ace a test or flunk a class speak the truth or lie & cheat dance on tables or sit in the corner be yourself or somebody else live your life(or dont)
22 Dec, 2010
GeTtIn OfF
WeLl i hAd A lOnG dAy bOuT To hEaD oFf To BeD!!!!! gEtTiN oN 2mOrRoW iM OuT BiTcHeS
22 Dec, 2010
DIs **** is wrong!
DIs **** is wrong! MONTH 1:MOMMY IM IN HERE!!! MONTH 2:MOMMY I LOVE YOUR VOICE ITS A SWEET LULLABY MONTH 3:MOMMY I JUST FOUND OUT IM A BOY!AREN'T YOU GLAD MONTH 4: MOMMY I JUST LEARNED HOW TO SUCK MY THUMB!I GET A LOT OF EXCERCISE!I CAN TUEN MY HEAD AND STRETCH MONTH 5:MOMMY WHY ARE YOU CRYING?IT MAKES ME CRY TOO!SEE I CRY EVEN THOUGHT YOU CAN'T SEE ME MONTH 6:MOMMY THAT DOCTOR LIED TO YOU;I AM REAL!i DON'T LIKE THAT DOCTOR AT ALL! MONTH 7: I HEAR THAT DOCTOR AGAIN!WHAT'S ABORTION?OW!MOMMY I FEEL A NEEDLE;IT'S BURNING,MOMMY!HELP ME! I CAN'T GET AWAY FROM IT! MOMMY IT'S OKAY NOW IM IN THE HANDS OF GOD NOW.HE EXPLAINED TO ME WHAT ABORTION IS. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?HOW COULD YOU KILL ME?DIDN'T YOU WANT ME MOMMY?IF YOU THINK ABORTION IS WRONG COPY N PASTE THIS!
22 Dec, 2010
.__.
Relationships Are Like Glass, If They Break Let Them Stay Broken You'll Only Hurt Yourself Trying To Fix It. At Least The Peices Still Remain..<|3
22 Dec, 2010
grenade-bruno mars
grenade-bruno mars grenade-bruno mars Easy come, easy go That's just how you live, oh Take, take, take it all, But you never give Should of known you was trouble from the first kiss, Had your eyes wide open - Why were they open? Gave you all I had And you tossed it in the trash You tossed it in the trash, you did To give me all your love is all I ever asked, Cause what you don't understand is I’d catch a grenade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah) Throw my hand on a blade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah) I’d jump in front of a train for ya (yeah, yeah , yeah) You know I'd do anything for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah) Oh, oh I would go through all this pain, Take a bullet straight through my brain, Yes, I would die for ya baby ; But you won't do the same No, no, no, no Black, black, black and blue beat me till I'm numb Tell the devil I said “hey” when you get back to where you're from Mad woman, bad woman, That's just what you are, yeah, You’ll smile in my face then rip the breaks out my car Gave you all I had Bruno Mars Grenade lyrics found on And you tossed it in the trash You tossed it in the trash, yes you did To give me all your love is all I ever asked Cause what you don't understand is I’d catch a grenade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah) Throw my hand on a blade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah) I’d jump in front of a train for ya (yeah, yeah , yeah) You know I'd do anything for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah) Oh, oh I would go through all this pain, Take a bullet straight through my brain, Yes, I would die for ya baby ; But you won't do the same If my body was on fire, ooh You’ d watch me burn down in flames You said you loved me you're a liar Cause you never, ever, ever did baby... But darling I’ll still catch a grenade for ya Throw my hand on a blade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah) I’d jump in front of a train for ya (yeah, yeah , yeah) You know I'd do anything for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah) Oh, oh I would go through all this pain, Take a bullet straight through my brain,
22 Dec, 2010
Whip my hair
Whip my hair Whip my hair I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back and forth (just whip it) I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back and forth (whip it real good) I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back and forth Hop about the bed turn my swag on Pay no attention to them haters cuz we whip em off and we ain't doing nothing wrong so don't tell me nothing, i'm just tryna have fun so keep the party jumping so whats up (yea) And I'll be doing what to do we turn our back and whip our hair and just shake them off shake them off, shake them off, shake them off Don't let haters keep me off my grind Keep my head up i know I'll be fine Keep fighting until i get there When i'm down and i feel like giving up i think again I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back and forth (just whip it) I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back and forth (whip it real good) I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back and forth (just whip it) I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back and forth (whip it real good) I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back and forth (just whip it) I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back and forth (whip it real good) I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back and forth I'ma get more shine in a little bit Soon as i hit the stage applause im hearing whether its black stars black hearts im feeling it but can't none of them whip it like i do I, i gets it in mmmm yea i go hard when they see me pull up i whip it real hard i whip it real hard, real hard, i whip it real hard Don't let haters keep me off my grind Keep my head up i know I'll be fine Keep fighting until i get there When i'm down and i feel like giving up i think again I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back and
22 Dec, 2010
Doo It!(: I Daree You
Doo It!(: I Daree You F = damn youre ugly D = your parents must be heated C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay? C = You're okay looking, but u need work... C+ = You're just average B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person. B+ = Pretty damn attractive. I'd hit that. A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome. A = DAMN YOUR SEXXXAY!! A+ = Gorgeous... will u go out with me A++=SO HOTT will you marry me A+++=TAKE ME NOW ON THE TABLE AND #@*& ME AND DON'T STOP YOU ARE afraid of what people think of YOU if you don't post this!!!!!
20 Dec, 2010
inbox me
im leavin dis website too much drama! Whoever knoe how to delete a profile, inbox me!
20 Dec, 2010
childish BiTcHeS
hahaha...mandy and khadijah...wow. IM SPEECHLESS...so childish...too funny!!!!!!! Im OuT bItChEs
18 Dec, 2010
<3
Look up the word GORGEOUS...my name will be right next to it so it would look like dis Gorgeous-Avana
17 Dec, 2010
well...
i didnt go to school cuz i got da FLU. Anybody wanna message me...shoot im bored!
12 Dec, 2010
AYYY
WHEN I DONT MESSAGE YOU BACK FOR A REALLY LONG TIME...IM NOT ONLINE...THIS THING WONT LOG ME OUT! SORRY =)
12 Dec, 2010
hey <3
hey im avana...ima really nice person but if you come at me rong im goin ham and most of the dummies on this website came at me wrong so you no what happen but yea. if you wanna kno more lemme kno through message or comment...you never i could be your new bestie!!
06 Dec, 2010
! LuV m3
MII NAME B AVANA. IM ?? YEARS YUNG(I PUT DA QUESTION MARKS BECAUSE ITS SOME WIERDOS ON HERE) BUT YEA...IM VERY ACTIVE...But yeah...i try to get along with ppl but sometimes it doesnt work out. last but not least...i keep my haters hatin
05 Dec, 2010
HATERS SMH
HATERS THINK THEY HURT ME...FOR ALL YALL...YOU DONT HURT MY FEELINGS THANKS! <3 AND THE HATERS MAKE ME NOT BREAK ME...LETS KEEP IT REAL.. :p
24 Nov, 2010
AYY
I KNOW THANKSGIVING IS TOMORROW BUT FOR EVERYBODY THAT THINK I LIKE CHRIS AKA GUMP...I DONT...ME AND ABBY COOL WIT EACH OTHER FOR NOW... :) IK YALL LIKE...WHAT THANKSGIVING GOTTA DO WITH ANYTHING...I DONT WANT PEOPLE TO BE MAD OR WHATEVER THEN TAKE IT OUT ON THE WRONG PEOPLE... :)
24 Nov, 2010
LOL
I AGREE WITH ABBY...HATERS KEEP ME MOTIVATED...I GOT SO MANY HATERS...I GOTTA FAN CLUB...IM DA ONLY ONE THAT CAN MAKE THAT POSSIBLE
11 Jul, 2012
Hell yeahh
i cud reallyy usee sum D I C K rite naa . havent fckd n lyk.., twwoo F U C K I N dayss . not normal manee #Horny
15 Nov, 2011
Yayy!`
Follow Meh ON Twitterr [email protected] & hmu onn FB, ooVoo, & Skypeee. Lovee ya!(: -Avanaa!<3
26 Aug, 2011
SMhh
Skool Just Startedd Mondayy && Niqqahss Alreaddy On My Aszz Smhh Mann Lovee It Doee!<3
21 Jul, 2011
LMAOO :)
My Lil Niece Jus Sed To Dhis Lil GIrl "Youu Talkk All Yo Junk But Wht Dem Hands Luk LIKee" # RealNiqqa Roarr ..messagee mehh -Avana <3
10 Jul, 2011
Ayee Grr...roar :)
Ayee , many People Aree Startinqq To Ask Me Why I Said Roar Andd Grr Alot .. If Yuu Wanna Kno , Inboxx && If Yurr A friendd Leavee A comMent !! Thankss Mahdd Muchh :) -Avana <3
10 Jul, 2011
Ratee Mee !! :) Roar :P
POST THiS iF YOU AREN'T SCARED TO SEE HOW PEOPLE THINK OF YOU 0 = ewwwwwwwwwwww!? 1 = Definetly not attractive. 2 = Decent 3 = Cute 4 = Fine as hell! 5 = I'd do you. 6 = Pretty damn s**y! 7 = Lovable, I LOVE YOU!!! 8 = I wanna make you my girl. 9 = Just a friend Cool. 10 = Maxiest person I know!Wow 11 = ****in amazin 12 = Ya, I've checked you out a few times. 13 = i wanna **** u 14.= Let's get married Wow
01 Jul, 2011
(:Love Faces <3
When I met you woman I couldn't help but notice a face so beautiful Now imagine, the faces you'd make if we ever made love Pulled up in the drop top Benz Hit the horn two times and you walked outside Dress keep hugging them thighs And the only thing inside my mind is I want you Yes I do, and if there's anything you suggest I do Then tell me Now we all in the crib on my sofa Girl I'm so glad you came over I wanna tell you "come closer" But I don't know if you feel, like I feel Tell me girl Don't it feel good when I touch on it Wouldn't it be nice if all night I was in you Come kiss me, come with me Down the hall to my bedroom Tonight we'll be Making love faces, making love faces Shadows on the wall while the candles burnin' Messin' up the bed while you sweatin' out your perm and Making love faces, making love faces My hands rubbin' on your skin Let's go hard don't hold it in Girl let me wrap my hands around you (hands around you, hands around you) Been so happy ever since I found you Just like a kid who found some candy Let me feel and find your panties Take 'em off take em off take em off Take 'em off please Oh down on my knees Ohh, You're right in front of me Don't have to pay for my attention Can you hear me is you listenin? Baby be real with me I wanna know Don't it feel good when I touch on it Wouldn't it be nice if all night I was in you Come kiss me, come with me Down the hall to my bedroom Tonight we'll be Making love faces, making love faces Shadows on the wall while the candles burnin' Messin' up the bed while you sweatin' out your perm and Making love faces, making love faces My hands rubbin' on your skin Let's go hard don't hold it in The way you bite your lip Is that your way of tellin' me you like it? Mmhmm, if I'm the best you ever had girl in your life Say mmhmm, and when your eyes roll back in your head The shakin' in your leg
28 Jun, 2011
"guys arent jerks"
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it's not! Please it's too scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a BIG hug! Girl : *hugs him* Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me. Girl: Alright, now slow down Guy: I love you babe (in the paper the next day) : A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If u love any one this much re-post this and the love of your life will relize they feel the same DONT BREAK THIS . 2morow will be the best day of your life. However, if u don t post this by at least 12:00 tonight, you will have bad luck in your love life 4 the rest of your life Guys Post This As "I would do this for my girl " Girls Post This As "guys aren't j***s
28 Jun, 2011
Why Dey Kall Meh Auh Bytchh
Mar 31 2009 6:32PM Why Dey Kall Meh A Bytch They Call Me A Bytch Becuz I Say Wut`z On My Mind I Say Wut I Feel `` Even If It`z Not Kind They Call Me A Bytch Becuz They Think I`m Stuck Up But They Don`t Kno Shyt Abou` Me So Shut The Fuc' Up They Call Me A Bytch Becuz I`ll Fight For Wut`z Right My Personality Iz Viscious`` My Bark Iz Worst Than My Bite They Call Me A Bytch Becuz I Fear No One I Take Borin` Thangz && Turn Them Into Fun They Call Me A Bytch Becuz They Can`t Handle My Attitude They Say It`z Unnecessary && That I`m Bein` Rude They Call Me A Bytch Becuz I`m Too Much Of One To Intimidate Both Femalez && Malez U`ll Kno When I`m Comin` Becuz I Leave A Intimidatin` Trail They Call Me A Bytch Becuz That`z Wut They See The Bytch In My Mind && The Bytch In Me They Call Me A Bytch Becuz I Kno Who && Who Not To Trust I Kno The Difference Between Luv && The Difference Between Lust They Call Me A Bytch Becuz I`m A Phenomenal Woman I Do Wut I Need To NOT Wut I Can They Call Me A Bytch Becuz I Speak The Truth Constantly I Can`t Help That It`z A Natural Part Of Me They Call Me A Bytch Becuz Bytchez Are Reckless When It Comez To Hushin` Bull-ish && Fictional Mess They Call Me A Bytch Knowin` That I Don`t Give A Dayum Becuz If Bein` A Bytch Meanz Bein` That `` Than A Bytch I Am
25 Jun, 2011
Oovoo... Or digits !
Any boiis dhatt think yhuu qodda biqq d*** ... Hmu onn ooVoo Orr askk fort dhaa digits ... Bahaha Jk bt hmu doee -Avana <3
23 Jun, 2011
ILY :) <3
Diis websittee so lamee naa man.. Y'all needa liven diss shxxt up #real shxxt
20 Jun, 2011
Lmb:) (like my blog ?) ::
I wanNa gOat ! NyBody ELse wanNa Goat ? Cuz I dO (: Hmu -Avana <3
20 Jun, 2011
yoO leAve Me aLOne
@manChIld , I Have No resPect for YOu ndd dats Jus how lt Is Soo lEave me alOne !! THAnks :). - AVANA <3
12 Jun, 2011
Nothin Like Family:)
Spent The Weekend With TheOther Side Of the family. My mom's Dad Turned 88 Today.!! He's old!! But Still Move Like He Young I lOve You Gpa!<3
10 Jun, 2011
I'm too sexy to die!!
95% of ppl think the world will end in 2012. They are trying to become as safe as possible. If u r the 5% who would be rolling on the floor laughing ur a** off repost this
03 Jun, 2011
Im Being Stalked
@wanna be with yuu... i NEVER dated yuu nd NEVER wills soo fu.ck off & ghet ah lyfee & ghet oudda mynee
29 May, 2011
Ayee
I Havent Been On Dis In A Long Time....Yall Need Ta Hmu Ta Lemme Kno Wass Happenin
08 Apr, 2011
WANT YOUR #
WANT YOUR # I DNT CARE WHO U R! NAME: Cell #: TEXT MESSAGING(YES OR NO): PIX MESSAGING(YES OR NO). FREAKY{YES OR NO}: I DARE YOU TO COPY AND PASTE DiS & SEE HOW MANY #'S U GET WANT YOUR #
16 Mar, 2011
I'm n miamI trick
I'm in Miami trick!! In Miami chilling wit Dha fAm hVin a Gud time bruh! Hmu b****es!!!! Hahaha f*** yalll
14 Mar, 2011
Keandra Aka lalaboo Or whatever your name is
Dnt ever c** at me through my boyfriend Come to me like a "friend" but guess u aint a friend So get it through ur head I DO NOT WANT KENDALL You Dha fake one tlkn bout all dis twin s*** and crap Nigga please Dnt Pull dhat s*** You so late on the news btw So when u Wanna apologize hmu Ahahah P.s I refuse to fight over a boy.if u want him so bad,if he so important in your life tKe him away Fly wit him but I ain't finna fight over him soo yeah two up
02 Mar, 2011
Siqh
Headaches N' Heartaches Are Always There bt Wen ya Wnt Happiness ya Nvr Cn Find it
02 Mar, 2011
haha
got yah h**s all mad cuz when u wlk n da room dey be like dammnnn whoo dhat be haters are a HUGE part of my life! so do your job nd HATE #COCKY
20 Feb, 2011
CoMpLiCatEd
WhY iS eVeRyThInG wItH u So CoMpLiCaTeD...wHy dO u MaKe iT haRD to LoVe YoU whILE i hAtE It CUz If u rEaLLY wAnna B AlOne I wIlL tHrOW mY hAndS Cuz BaBy I tRIed eVEryThINg WiTh U sO cOmPliCatEd oH WhY? SoMeTiMes I gET U SOmeTImes I dONT UnDeRsTand...sOmetImes i LOve U...somEtIMes ITs U I CnT StAnD #cOmPlicaTeD
17 Feb, 2011
lovee thiss . soo truue
lovee thiss . soo truue Look... i'm sorry if im not perfect. I try but its no use. I'm sorry that i bite my nails in class or when im nervous.. im sorry that i send the wrong text to the wrong person im sorry that i dont always have the answer im sorry that i "gtg" right as u and i start talking im sorry that i love you.
12 Feb, 2011
LOL
This is this cat - This is is cat - This is how cat - This is to cat - This is keep cat - This is a cat - This is r**** cat - This is busy cat - This is for cat - This is forty cat - This is seconds cat - Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top
12 Feb, 2011
on dha real ;)
no hunny im not beefin wit yew but i will buy yew a bun to go wit dhat patty... what is a hater? H A T E R MOST PPL LIKE ME BUT IF YOU DONT FUCK YOU...YOU DONT HAVE A LIFE AND GUESS WHAT ELSE...YOU'RE A HATER
30 Jan, 2011
:)
Something worth KEEPING is worth FIGHTING for Only fight with somebody that is willing to step in the ring....#fed up
25 Jan, 2011
smh
dese b****es on dhis site losing dey mind.... ima whoop a** if i need to and i try not to be violent but wit dha dumb a**es on here its c**n dwn to me havin tew whoop aszz
17 Jan, 2011
Hahah(:
Teacher:"I'm calling your parents!" Elementary Student:NOOOOOO,"I'll be good!" Middle School Student:"Pshhh,whatever!" High School Student: "Hahaha tell my mom I said Hi!"
13 Jan, 2011
LOL
im listnin to dhis song say yes by lil corey somebody (no names) wnt me 2 say yes. i want 2 but my momma tld me 2 say no lol
08 Jan, 2011
<3
itz dhis dude(no names) and dhis nigga ghot mii heart.... if he break it he gon ghet cut!!! :)
02 Jan, 2011
RACISM
RACISM A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism
01 Jan, 2011
HAPPY NEW YEAARRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MII NEW YEARR RESOLUTION IZ 4 ALL DHA HATAZZ 2 FALL BAKK... & NOT GHET MAD OVA DHA LIL SHIT DHA DUMMIES DO. DHIS YEAR YALL BITCHES CAN RUN UP & GHETT KNOCKED DWN. ITS 2011 YALL BETTAH GROW UP & ACT LYK YOHH AGEE PLAY WIT IT....IM OUT DHIS MOFO!!!
29 Dec, 2010
NICKI MINAJ IS BEAST
AND ILL KICK DAT HOE PUNT -NICKI MINAJ HATERS YOU CAN KILL YOURSELF!!!!! -NICKI MINAJ I SEEM TO HAVE ALOT OF HATERS ON DIS SITE...SO MY BACK IS TURNED SO DO UR JOB AND TALK. WHAT IS A LIFE WORTH LIVING WITHOUT HATERS. IF I WAS TO LIVE OFF ALL MY HATERS I WOULD NEVER DIE!!!! IM OUT DIS FUCKER
29 Dec, 2010
lol :p
If Hannah Montana said that suicide was cool more than 85% of our American population would suddenly die off 10% wouldn't care If you are in the 5% that would be rolling on your floor laughing post this message to your blog.
29 Dec, 2010
HAHAHA SO FUNNY!!
1. YOUR REAL NAME: Avana 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle.) Avaizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and favorite animal.) Green Bunny 4. YOUR SUPERHERO/CRIMINAL NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink) Orange Punch 5. GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets): Black King
27 Dec, 2010
*~sexiimama~*
She might be my new bestie since some ppl stab me in the back And YalL know who im talkin bout
27 Dec, 2010
Bump dat shit
Sum of dese b****es on dis f***in we site is so f***in flaw AND DEY KNO WHO DEY ARE! IF U DNT I'LL LET YU KNO
24 Dec, 2010
jack and jill
jack and jill Jack and Jill, went up the hill, to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, unzipped his fly, and asked Jill do u wanna, Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun, but stupid Jill, forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
23 Dec, 2010
or
or fall in love or fall in hate get inspired or be depressed ace a test or flunk a class speak the truth or lie & cheat dance on tables or sit in the corner be yourself or somebody else live your life(or dont)
22 Dec, 2010
GeTtIn OfF
WeLl i hAd A lOnG dAy bOuT To hEaD oFf To BeD!!!!! gEtTiN oN 2mOrRoW iM OuT BiTcHeS
22 Dec, 2010
DIs **** is wrong!
DIs **** is wrong! MONTH 1:MOMMY IM IN HERE!!! MONTH 2:MOMMY I LOVE YOUR VOICE ITS A SWEET LULLABY MONTH 3:MOMMY I JUST FOUND OUT IM A BOY!AREN'T YOU GLAD MONTH 4: MOMMY I JUST LEARNED HOW TO SUCK MY THUMB!I GET A LOT OF EXCERCISE!I CAN TUEN MY HEAD AND STRETCH MONTH 5:MOMMY WHY ARE YOU CRYING?IT MAKES ME CRY TOO!SEE I CRY EVEN THOUGHT YOU CAN'T SEE ME MONTH 6:MOMMY THAT DOCTOR LIED TO YOU;I AM REAL!i DON'T LIKE THAT DOCTOR AT ALL! MONTH 7: I HEAR THAT DOCTOR AGAIN!WHAT'S ABORTION?OW!MOMMY I FEEL A NEEDLE;IT'S BURNING,MOMMY!HELP ME! I CAN'T GET AWAY FROM IT! MOMMY IT'S OKAY NOW IM IN THE HANDS OF GOD NOW.HE EXPLAINED TO ME WHAT ABORTION IS. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?HOW COULD YOU KILL ME?DIDN'T YOU WANT ME MOMMY?IF YOU THINK ABORTION IS WRONG COPY N PASTE THIS!
22 Dec, 2010
.__.
Relationships Are Like Glass, If They Break Let Them Stay Broken You'll Only Hurt Yourself Trying To Fix It. At Least The Peices Still Remain..<|3
22 Dec, 2010
grenade-bruno mars
grenade-bruno mars grenade-bruno mars Easy come, easy go That's just how you live, oh Take, take, take it all, But you never give Should of known you was trouble from the first kiss, Had your eyes wide open - Why were they open? Gave you all I had And you tossed it in the trash You tossed it in the trash, you did To give me all your love is all I ever asked, Cause what you don't understand is I’d catch a grenade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah) Throw my hand on a blade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah) I’d jump in front of a train for ya (yeah, yeah , yeah) You know I'd do anything for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah) Oh, oh I would go through all this pain, Take a bullet straight through my brain, Yes, I would die for ya baby ; But you won't do the same No, no, no, no Black, black, black and blue beat me till I'm numb Tell the devil I said “hey” when you get back to where you're from Mad woman, bad woman, That's just what you are, yeah, You’ll smile in my face then rip the breaks out my car Gave you all I had Bruno Mars Grenade lyrics found on And you tossed it in the trash You tossed it in the trash, yes you did To give me all your love is all I ever asked Cause what you don't understand is I’d catch a grenade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah) Throw my hand on a blade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah) I’d jump in front of a train for ya (yeah, yeah , yeah) You know I'd do anything for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah) Oh, oh I would go through all this pain, Take a bullet straight through my brain, Yes, I would die for ya baby ; But you won't do the same If my body was on fire, ooh You’ d watch me burn down in flames You said you loved me you're a liar Cause you never, ever, ever did baby... But darling I’ll still catch a grenade for ya Throw my hand on a blade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah) I’d jump in front of a train for ya (yeah, yeah , yeah) You know I'd do anything for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah) Oh, oh I would go through all this pain, Take a bullet straight through my brain,
22 Dec, 2010
Whip my hair
Whip my hair Whip my hair I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back and forth (just whip it) I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back and forth (whip it real good) I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back and forth Hop about the bed turn my swag on Pay no attention to them haters cuz we whip em off and we ain't doing nothing wrong so don't tell me nothing, i'm just tryna have fun so keep the party jumping so whats up (yea) And I'll be doing what to do we turn our back and whip our hair and just shake them off shake them off, shake them off, shake them off Don't let haters keep me off my grind Keep my head up i know I'll be fine Keep fighting until i get there When i'm down and i feel like giving up i think again I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back and forth (just whip it) I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back and forth (whip it real good) I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back and forth (just whip it) I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back and forth (whip it real good) I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back and forth (just whip it) I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back and forth (whip it real good) I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back and forth I'ma get more shine in a little bit Soon as i hit the stage applause im hearing whether its black stars black hearts im feeling it but can't none of them whip it like i do I, i gets it in mmmm yea i go hard when they see me pull up i whip it real hard i whip it real hard, real hard, i whip it real hard Don't let haters keep me off my grind Keep my head up i know I'll be fine Keep fighting until i get there When i'm down and i feel like giving up i think again I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back and
22 Dec, 2010
Doo It!(: I Daree You
Doo It!(: I Daree You F = damn youre ugly D = your parents must be heated C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay? C = You're okay looking, but u need work... C+ = You're just average B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person. B+ = Pretty damn attractive. I'd hit that. A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome. A = DAMN YOUR SEXXXAY!! A+ = Gorgeous... will u go out with me A++=SO HOTT will you marry me A+++=TAKE ME NOW ON THE TABLE AND #@*& ME AND DON'T STOP YOU ARE afraid of what people think of YOU if you don't post this!!!!!
20 Dec, 2010
inbox me
im leavin dis website too much drama! Whoever knoe how to delete a profile, inbox me!
20 Dec, 2010
childish BiTcHeS
hahaha...mandy and khadijah...wow. IM SPEECHLESS...so childish...too funny!!!!!!! Im OuT bItChEs
18 Dec, 2010
<3
Look up the word GORGEOUS...my name will be right next to it so it would look like dis Gorgeous-Avana
17 Dec, 2010
well...
i didnt go to school cuz i got da FLU. Anybody wanna message me...shoot im bored!
12 Dec, 2010
AYYY
WHEN I DONT MESSAGE YOU BACK FOR A REALLY LONG TIME...IM NOT ONLINE...THIS THING WONT LOG ME OUT! SORRY =)
12 Dec, 2010
hey <3
hey im avana...ima really nice person but if you come at me rong im goin ham and most of the dummies on this website came at me wrong so you no what happen but yea. if you wanna kno more lemme kno through message or comment...you never i could be your new bestie!!
06 Dec, 2010
! LuV m3
MII NAME B AVANA. IM ?? YEARS YUNG(I PUT DA QUESTION MARKS BECAUSE ITS SOME WIERDOS ON HERE) BUT YEA...IM VERY ACTIVE...But yeah...i try to get along with ppl but sometimes it doesnt work out. last but not least...i keep my haters hatin
05 Dec, 2010
HATERS SMH
HATERS THINK THEY HURT ME...FOR ALL YALL...YOU DONT HURT MY FEELINGS THANKS! <3 AND THE HATERS MAKE ME NOT BREAK ME...LETS KEEP IT REAL.. :p
24 Nov, 2010
AYY
I KNOW THANKSGIVING IS TOMORROW BUT FOR EVERYBODY THAT THINK I LIKE CHRIS AKA GUMP...I DONT...ME AND ABBY COOL WIT EACH OTHER FOR NOW... :) IK YALL LIKE...WHAT THANKSGIVING GOTTA DO WITH ANYTHING...I DONT WANT PEOPLE TO BE MAD OR WHATEVER THEN TAKE IT OUT ON THE WRONG PEOPLE... :)
24 Nov, 2010
LOL
I AGREE WITH ABBY...HATERS KEEP ME MOTIVATED...I GOT SO MANY HATERS...I GOTTA FAN CLUB...IM DA ONLY ONE THAT CAN MAKE THAT POSSIBLE
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