29 Jul, 2009
tv!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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07 Apr, 2009
ipod
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06 Apr, 2009
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13 Mar, 2009
pokeball code
9223C1F4 00002801 1223C1F4 00004280 D2000000 00000000
04 Mar, 2009
jirachi code
94000130 FFFB0000 D5000000 00000181 B21C4D28 00000000 B0000004 00000000 C0000000 0000000B D7000000 00024620 DC000000 00000006 D2000000 00000000 Press while walking into grass If it does not work try again
04 Mar, 2009
celebi code
94000130 FDFF0000 B21C4D28 00000000 B0000004 00000000 94000130 FEFF0000 00000890 00FB005D D0000000 00000000 DA000000 00000892 C0000000 0000000B 0002461C 000000?? D7000000 00024620 DC000000 00000006 D2000000 00000000 Press L+R in the grass then walk around until a wild Celebi appears. (:
04 Mar, 2009
deoxys code
94000130 fffb0000 D5000000 00000182 B21c4d28 00000000 B0000004 00000000 C0000000 0000000b D7000000 00024620 Dc000000 00000006 D2000000 00000000 Hold select while walking into grass USA
03 Mar, 2009
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94000130 fffb0000 d5000000 000000f9 b21c4d28 00000000 b0000004 00000000 c0000000 0000000b d7000000 00024620 dc000000 00000006 d2000000 00000000
04 Nov, 2008
president
Obama08
24 Oct, 2008
jole#10
Genre: Genie Jokes There were 3 friends stranded on an island. Exploring the island, the 3 men found a bottle so they opened it. A genie came out, and she said that she would grant them 3 wishes. The first man said, "I wish I was with my family" then poof he was with his family. The second guy said "I wish I was in a bar with my friends" then poof he was gone. The third guy was feeling bad and the genie asked, "What's wrong?" The man said, I'm lonely I wish my friends were here. Poof, his two friends were back on the island.
23 Oct, 2008
joke#7
At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults hide at least one dark secret and this makes it very easy to blackmail them merely by saying, "I know the whole truth." So Little Johnny decides to try it out. When he arrives home from school that day, he says to his mother, "I know the whole truth." His mother looks shocked, quickly finds $20, and gives it to him, saying, "Just don't tell your father." Quite pleased, Little Johnny waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." His father looks shocked, quickly finds $40, and gives it to him, saying, "Just don't tell your mother." The next morning, Little Johnny is on his way to school when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy decides to try again. "I know the whole truth." The mailman drops his mailbag, throws opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your real daddy a nice big hug!"
23 Oct, 2008
joke#6
Even though her husband had been in a coma for months, the faithful wife stayed by his bedside every day. When he finally came to, he motioned for her to come near. She leaned over in order to hear him. "What is it, my husband?" "When I got fired, you were there." "Yes, dear," she comforted him. "When my business failed, you were there." "Yes, dear." "When I got depressed and started drinking, you were there." "Yes, dear." "When we went bankrupt and lost our home, you were there." "Yes, dear." "And when my health failed, once again you were right here by my side." "Yes, dear." "You know what?" "What, dear?" "You're bad luck!"
23 Oct, 2008
joke#5
A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken to his place of eternal torment, he passed a room where a lawyer was having an intimate encounter with a beautiful young woman. "What a ripoff," the man muttered. "I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman." Jabbing the man with his pitchfork, the escorting demon snarled, "Who are you to question that woman's punishment?"
23 Oct, 2008
joke#4
The girl knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned." "What is it, child?" "Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am." The priest turned, took a good look at the girl, and said, "My dear, I have good news. That isn't a sin - it's only a mistake."
23 Oct, 2008
joke#3
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune and weight and dropped in a coin. "Listen to this," he said to his wife, showing her a small, white card. "It says I'm energetic, bright, resourceful and a great lover." "Yeah," his wife nodded, "and it has your weight wrong, too."
23 Oct, 2008
joke#2
On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! No one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??" For a moment there is silence. everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He's gorgeous! Tall, built, with flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, un buttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves. The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the strange man approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers: "Iron this."
23 Oct, 2008
joke#1
A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy. "Where the hell have you been all night?" she demands. "At this new bar," he says. "The Golden Saloon. Everything there is golden. It's got huge golden doors, a golden floor and even the urinal's gold!" The wife still doesn't believe his story, and the next day checks the phone book, finding a place across town called the Golden Saloon. She calls up the place to check her husband's story. "Is this the Golden Saloon?" she asks when the bartender answers the phone. "Yes it is," bartender answers. "Do you have huge golden doors?" "Sure do." "Do you have golden floors?" "Most certainly do." "What about golden urinals?" There's a long pause, then the woman hears the bartender yelling, "Hey, Duke, I think I got a lead on the guy that p***ed in your saxophone last night!"
23 Oct, 2008
i like
i like the new color orange
23 Oct, 2008
what the
what the hell happened to my blogs
