25 Jul, 2010
LSHMSFOAIDMT,
Laughing so hard my Sombre falls off and I drop my taco.
11 Jun, 2010
(:
Sticks and stones may break my bones but ooh those whips and chains excite me. A blindfold may hide my eyes but i love the ties that bind me...
10 Jun, 2010
Simple right?
To satisfy a woman: praise her,pamper her,cuddle her,hold her,kiss her,talk to her,listen to her,respect her,LOVE her.. To satisfy a man s*** his cock. JOB DONE!!!
10 Jun, 2010
Um..
I didn't say it was the best s** I ever had, I said you did your best.
10 Jun, 2010
Ya know it!
There are three little words that will make any man stay awake after s**...I've had better
10 Jun, 2010
:D
McDonald's is like s**, I'm loving it. Subway is like p**** eat fresh. Burger kings like a prostitute have it Ur way. Little Cesar's is like o*****s hot and ready
10 Jun, 2010
Ive realized that sex is not the answer.
Max is the question and HELL YES is the answer!!
10 Jun, 2010
haha
Hubby says:"I fancy kinky s**,can i c** in Ur ear?" Wife says: "NO i might go deaf" Hubby says"I been c**in in ur mouth for 20 years & ur still f***ing talking!!"
10 Jun, 2010
Lol, Wtf?!
So when your s**ting...do you get a phoner?
10 Jun, 2010
True..
Life is kinda like p***...at some point your are gonna get f***ed.
09 Jun, 2010
Yo,
Everyone should be able to get stoned and happy, instead of drunk and angry!
09 Jun, 2010
....
What the heck are all the characters on Yo Gabba Gabba high on?" I need some right about now!
09 Jun, 2010
???
Man made alcohol, God made marijuana, who are you going to trust?
09 Jun, 2010
What did one boob say to the other boob?
Stop sagging, your going to make us look like 2 nuts! [:
09 Jun, 2010
Well...
My math teacher asked me what comes after 69? Apparently "I do" is not the correct answer
09 Jun, 2010
Fuck yeah!
Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no1 is watching, screw like it's being filmed,& drink like a true Irishman!
