10 Jul, 2011

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ppl of most fun games me alyssa rose has been the userof mfg sice 4.17.10 k thanks bye

28 Dec, 2010

Keith <3

I know your trying. I know. I love you for that. But I can't take this. I hate this website and I try or you. But baby-boo I just can't do this anymore...

17 Dec, 2010

woot woot

????? ???? ?(O)? ? Bring Me The Horizon? ???? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Min- - - - - - - - - - -?Max ? Play. ??Pause. ? Stop. copy and paste and put the song or band ur listening to

16 Nov, 2010

OO

MONTH 2:MOMMY I LOVE YOUR VOICE ITS A SWEET LULLABY MONTH 3:MOMMY I JUST FOUND OUT IM A BOY!AREN'T YOU GLAD MONTH 4: MOMMY I JUST LEARNED HOW TO SUCK MY THUMB!I GET A LOT OF EXCERCISE!I CAN TUEN MY HEAD AND STRETCH MONTH 5:MOMMY WHY ARE YOU CRYING?IT MAKES ME CRY TOO!SEE I CRY EVEN THOUGHT YOU CAN'T SEE ME MONTH 6:MOMMY THAT DOCTOR LIED TO YOU;I AM REAL!i DON'T LIKE THAT DOCTOR AT ALL! MONTH 7: I HEAR THAT DOCTOR AGAIN!WHAT'S ABORTION?OW!MOMMY I FEEL A NEEDLE;IT'S BURNING,MOMMY!HELP ME! I CAN'T GET AWAY FROM IT! MOMMY IT'S OKAY NOW IM IN THE HANDS OF GOD NOW.HE EXPLAINED TO ME WHAT ABORTION IS. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?HOW COULD YOU KILL ME?DIDN'T YOU WANT ME MOMMY?IF YOU THINK ABORTION IS WRONG COPY N PASTE THIS!!:

06 Nov, 2010

dont know

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02 Nov, 2010

love

“Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you're just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky his is to have you.... The one who turns to his friends and says, 'that's her.'”

27 Oct, 2010

poem

Near to the door he paused to stand as he took his class ring off her hand all who were watching did not speak as a silent tear ran down his cheek and through his mind the memories ran of the moments they walked and ran in the sand (hand in hand) but now her eyes were so terribly cold for he would never again have her to hold they watched in silence as he bent near and whispered the words "I love you" in her ear as he put on his ring and wanted to die and just then the wind began to blow as they lowered her casket into the snow...

27 Oct, 2010

joke

Roses are red, nuts re round, skirts are up, thongs are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it is stiff, stick it in!! (now that is a love poem)

14 Sep, 2010

mom

Does heaven have a phone number? Mommy went to heaven, but I need her here today. My tummy hurts and I fell down; I need her right away. Operator, can you tell me how to find her in this book? Is heaven in the yellow part? I don't know where to look. I think my daddy needs her too, at night I hear him cry. I hear him call her name sometimes, but I really don't know why. Maybe if I call her, she will hurry home to me. Is heaven very far away? Is it across the sea? She's been gone a long, long time- she needs to come home now! I really need to reach her. I simply don't know how. Help me find the number, please. Is it listed under "heaven"? I can't read these big, big words; I am only seven. I'm sorry, operator, I didn't mean to make you cry. Is your tummy hurting too-- or is there something in your eye? If I call my church maybe they will know. Mommy said when we need help that's where we should go. I found the number to my church tacked up on the wall. Thank you, operator I'll give them a call.

14 Sep, 2010

he loved her

There's a blind girl who hated every1, except her fiance. She said if she could see the world, she'd marry him. one day, some1 donated a pair of eyes to the girl so her fiance asked her, "now that you can see the world, will you marry me?" She was shocked when she saw that her fiance's blind, and refused to marry him. Her fiance walked away, and later wrote a letter to her, sayin: "Just take care of my eyes dear". !!

14 Sep, 2010

true love

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it's not! Please it's too scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a BIG hug! Girl : *hugs him* Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me. Girl: Alright, now slow down Guy: I love you babe (in the paper the next day) : A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die

11 Sep, 2010

okay..

Yes.. We Txt Everyday, Like All Day... But What If I Told You That I Cant Txt You Anymore..I Will Never Get To Talk To You Again.. I Realize That Theres Other Girls Out There And You Prob Tell Alot More Than Just Me You Love Them.. It Breaks My Heart To Actualy Think About It.. Im Hateing It.. I Got Atached To You.. Its Going To Kill Me Inside To let You Go.. But I Cant Do This..Im In Love With You And I Have Never Seen You.. It Hurts Me To Say This But... Maybe I should Go

09 Sep, 2010

:(

Love hurts. boys lie. friends cry. people die. parents yell. you always try. you're never good enough, and you don't know why

23 Aug, 2010

Keith <3

Keith <3 Keith <3 Keith <3 Keith <3 Keith <3 Keith <3 Keith <3 Keith <3 Keith <3 Keith <3 Keith <3 Keith <3 Keith <3 Keith <3 Keith <3 Keith <3 Keith <3 Keith <3 Keith <3 Keith <3 Keith <3 Keith <3 Keith <3 Keith <3 Keith <3 Keith <3 Keith <3 Keith <3 Keith <3 Keith <3 Keith <3 Keith <3 -Giggles- I Just Cant Get Enough Of You! You Are Just Simiply Amazeing! I Dont Know What I Would Do With Out You... I Love You With All My Heart. Words Can Not Exsplain How Much I Love And Care About You.. So I Just Wanted To Say, If I Dont Really Show That I love You Im So Sorry Because I Do!! Well I Love You!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) -Kisses- xoxoxo

21 Jul, 2010

lol

97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Pattinson (Edward Cullen from twilight) standing on top of a skyscraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3% that would sit there eating popcorn and screaming 'DO A FLIP!' then copy and paste onto your page

20 Jul, 2010

love

they say it better to love and lose than never love at all...... i would rather to never love at all

19 Jul, 2010

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18 Jul, 2010

joke

A p**** has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbour is an a**hole, his best friend is a p**** and his owner beats him

18 Jul, 2010

joke

He came to me one night. Explored my body, licked, s***ed, swallowed! When satisfied, he left & I was hurt!!... Fucking mosquito!

18 Jul, 2010

joke

Girls are magic. They can get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard

12 Jul, 2010

♥

God gave us two eyes, two ears, two arms two legs, two feet, two hands, but he only gave us one heart. you know why? because he gave the other one to someone else and ♥ its ♥ our ♥ job ♥ to ♥ find ♥ it ♥

29 Jun, 2010

joke

One day the sheriff sees Billy-Bob walking around town with nothing on except his g** belt and his boots. The sheriff says "Billy-Bob, what the hell are you doing walking around town dressed like that?" Billy-Bob replies "Well sheriff, it's a long story!" Sheriff says he isn't in a hurry and that Billy-Bob should tell the story. Billy-Bob continues "Well sheriff, me and Mary-Lou was down on the farm and we started a cuddling. Mary-Lou said we should go in the barn and we did." "Inside the barn we started a kissing and a cuddling and things got pretty hot and heavy, well Mary-Lou said that we should go up on the hill so we did." "Up on the hill we started a kissing and a cuddling and the Mary-Lou took off all her clothes and said that I should do the same. Well, I took off all my clothes except my g** belt and my boots. Then Mary-Lou lay on the ground and opened her legs and said "Okay Billy-Bob, go to town..."

27 Jun, 2010

joke

A dog, a cat, and a p**** are sitting around a camp fire one night. The dog says, "My life s***s, my master makes me do my business on a fire hydrent!". The cat says, "I don't think so, my master makes me do my business in a box of cat litter." The p**** outraged, says "At least your master doesn't put a bag over your head and make you do push ups until you throw up!"

27 Jun, 2010

joke

This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window... He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs. "Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor? "Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies. He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer." Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having s** with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?" She replies, "Yes, getting herpies - thats why I am here!"

27 Jun, 2010

joke

A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a g**. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse s***s it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."

27 Jun, 2010

Joke

Roses are red, Lemons are sour. Get on your knees, You owe me an hour.

27 Jun, 2010

NEW OWNER

Ello... My name is isabella, but most people call me bella or izy, Im chelseys lil cuz and im goin to be the new owner of this profile, Chelsey gave it to me... She said that she quiets cuz all the f***in drama, So hit me up i want bite i promise... well not that had anyway and i am 15