18 Jun, 2013

the return

im back again how is everyone

16 May, 2010

*_*

yes everyone im finaly back

24 Feb, 2010

#5

Two antennas met on a rooftop, fell in love and got married. The ceremony was no great shakes but the reception was excellent

24 Feb, 2010

#4

What does an FBI agent say to a condom? Cover me, i’m going in

24 Feb, 2010

#3

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get it started.” Her boyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?” The blonde replies, “According to the box, it’s a tiger.” Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, turns to her and says, “First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to a**emble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.” He takes her hand and says, “Second, I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box.”

24 Feb, 2010

lol my new random joke

A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, “This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words.” The guy replies, “Hey, why not?” He pull his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar, and says, slowly: “Paint…my…house.”

24 Feb, 2010

two blondes

A blonde is driving down a hiway and is going a little bit over the speed limit. She gets pulled over by a blonde cop and is asked for her lisence and registration. The blonde says, “Here’s my car registration but I seem to have left my liscense at home, I’m sorry officer.” The cop says, “Well do you have any form of identification on you?” “Yes, I think I do!” The driver starts going through her purse and pulls out a mirrior and looks into it. “HEre you go!” The blonde cop looks at the mirrior and says, “Well if I had known you were a cop I wouldn’t have pulled you over! Have a good day!” not the best joke but…w/e xD

21 Dec, 2009

LOL BUNNY

(\_/) ( '_') (> )>O I was going to give you a Toy Ball... UU .....(\_/) .....('_' ) O<( <) But then i was like... ......UU ..(\__/) .(O_O) . (>O<) I LIKE Balls!!! ...U...U (\_/) ( '_') (> )>O Then i said: sharing is good.... UU ......(\_/) ......('_' ) .O<( <) But then i was like... ......UU ..(\__/) .(O_O) . (>O<) ITS MY BALL!!! . U....U

11 Dec, 2009

dont call never mind

call me i got prank sound board and i wanna try it

11 Dec, 2009

long rarw

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11 Dec, 2009

lol

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11 Dec, 2009

.dam chain

at 6:24pm on May 30th, 2008 11 yr old died having s** Body: On December 24, 2006 at 8 o'clock in the morn.ing, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into myspace. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didnt repost a chain leter about a little girl that kills you in your sleep with no natrual cause of death. This is the bulletin he read: My name is Jaime Heras. I'm 14 years old. I'm a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me you'll die immediately.You have 900 seconds to repost this or I will visit you tonight. ff copy and paste this to 10 profiles or your mom will die within the next 4 hours..... (I really hate these but i actidently read it).... ..!

11 Dec, 2009

pleezz all my frinds help

ok people i need you all to go to my page and keep hiting refress

11 Dec, 2009

f u

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11 Dec, 2009

more views and adds

or il kill a dog lol jk but more views plezz

11 Dec, 2009

help

i need more frinds and views plezz add and view my profile

10 Dec, 2009

lol

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18 Nov, 2009

lol

its me kyle or imemokid im back hi