04 Jun, 2010
PLEASE!!! (Wrote by me)
Please...Just Please kill me i dont want to live...I hate life....There is no god.... No Hope...No Luck...No....ANYTHING!!! Just end me....
02 Jun, 2010
AGHHHHH!!!!
I WANNA DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! IM SO LONELYYYYYYYY!!!!
02 Jun, 2010
Good And Bad News
1.Good news i got a new job!!! 2.Bad news Im gonna not be Online as Much anymore so Send Meh Messages when im on!!!
30 May, 2010
A Dog Named Sex
Everybody who has a dog calls him Rover or Boy. I call mine Max. He’s a great pal, but he has caused me a great deal of embarrassment. When I went to city Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like a license for Max. He said, “I’d like one, too!” Then I said, “But this is for a dog.” He said he didn’t care what she looked like. Then I said, “You don’t understand. I’ve had Max since I was 9 years old.” He winked and said, “You must have been quite a kid.” When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Max. He said, “You don’t need a special room. As long as you pay your bill, we don’t care what you do.” I said, “Look, you don’t seem to understand. Max keeps me awake at night.” The clerk said, “Funny—I have the same problem.” One day, I entered Max in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there, looking disappointed. I told him I had planned to have Max in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets. “But you don’t understand,” I said, “I had hoped to have Max on TV.” He said, “Now that cable is all over the place, it’s no big deal anymore.” When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, “Your Honor, I had Max before I was married.” The judge said, “This courtroom isn’t a confessional. Stick to the case, please.” Then I told him that after I was married, Max left me. He said “That’s not unusual. It happens to a lot of people.” Last night, Max ran off again. I spent hours looking for him. A cop came over to me and asked, “What are you doing in this alley at 4 o’clock in the morning?” I told him that I was looking for Max. If you liked copy and paste!
30 May, 2010
9MM
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17 May, 2010
ANOTHER LOL
95% of people would cry if they saw Hannah Montana at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this to your wall if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A BACKFLIP! "
17 May, 2010
LOL
95% of teens would cry if they saw Zac Efron at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this to your wall if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!
10 May, 2010
RAND0M§§
A - AVAILABLE:Yeah B - BIRTHDAY: March 30 C - CRUSHING ON: No1 D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: Coala E - EASIEST PERSON(S) TO TALK TO: Aj And Kathlyn F - FAVORITE SONG: Idk I love Music ^^ G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: GUMMY BEARS!!!! H - HOMETOWN: Lower Lake I - IN LOVE WITH: Waitin for one J - JUGGLE: No K - KILLED SOMEONE: Mayby ^^ L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: Nevada M- MILKSHAKE FLAVOR: Reeces Pices! N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: Ask Me! O - ONE WISH:Idk P - PERSON YOU TEXTED LAST: Kathlyn ;D R- REASON TO SMILE: My Kid S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD: Spotlight T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: Four to Five U - UNDERWEAR COLOR: RAPESTS V - VEGETABLE(S): Pepper W - WORST HABIT: Dont Have One ^^ X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: 20 to 22 dont ask Y - YOYOS : Fun and A Nice Sress releveer hehe Z - ZODIAC SIGN: Rabbiet
10 May, 2010
Funny Joke
If This Makes You Laugh Copy and Past It on Your Blog There was 3 boys Named Shut up,Maners,and Troble Troble was it and Maners hid behind a tree and Shut Up hid behind the mail Box a mailman comes up can says to Shut Up "What's Your Name" Shut Up said "Shut Up" The Mailman said "Where's your Maners"Shut Up said "Maners is hiding behind a tree!" The mailman said "Are you looking for Troble?"Shut Up said "NO Troble is looking for me!"
10 May, 2010
Kitties For Sale
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???? ? ? ?l?? ~? ???f_, )?Crazy Kitty (Mine Too ^^)
