15 Jan, 2010
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I grew a inch people!!! Y'all should be sooo happy for me(: I'm 5'5 Nowwww:)
15 Dec, 2009
I killed tha Trojan man because I love to party(:
wats the month you were born in? 1(Jan) - I stabbed 2 (Feb- I Robbed 3 (Mar) - I Smoked 4 (April)- I shot 5 (May) - I kissed 6 (June) -I ran shirtless with 7 (July) - I hugged X 8 (Aug) - I jumped with 9 (Sept)- i slapped 10 (Oct)- I banged 11 (Nov) - I killed 12 (Dec) - I ran naked with Pick the day (number) you were born on 01 - 02 - a tooth brush 03 - a mexican 04 - a homeless guy 05 - Barney The Dinosaur 06 - a teletubby 07 - the one that i love 08 - a w**** 09 - a bowl of cereal 10 - a gangsta 11 - my boyfriend 12 - a hottie X 13 -c******addict 14 - condom 15 - my "boo" 16 - a ninja 17 - my crush 18 - a s**y B0Y 19 - an Easter egg 20 - a snowman 21 - a spatula 22 - cookie monster 23 - A Hot Girl 24 - yo momma 25 - Paris Hilton 26 - a pimp 27 - a mop 28 - the Trojan man 29 - my h** 30 - my ex-boyfriend 31 - a bag of weed Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White - because im s**y like that X yellow/black - because i love weed Pink - because i love to party Turquoise - because i like to snort c****** Polka Dots - because I am a tranny Graphic - because I'm g** Grey - because I have amazing b***s. Other - because I'm r****ed Green - because i like shoelaces Orange - because i am a Mexican Red - because I am crazy like that Blue - because that bum stole my taco Tye dye - because Im a ****ing scuba diver Purple - because the gummy bears raped me Striped - Because I am an Italian none- because im a s**y beast
04 Nov, 2009
Lala!
[] broken a promise [X] made a new friend [X] fell in love [ X] fell out of love [X ] done something you swore never to do [X] lied [ ] stole [X] went behind your parents back [X] cried over a broken heart [X] disappointed someone close [X] hidden a secret [] pretended to be happy [X ] got arrested [ X] kissed in the rain [ X] slept under the stars [X ] gotten in a fight [ ] kept your new years resolution [X] forgot your new years resolution [ X] met someone who changed your life [ ] met one of your idols [ X] changed your outlook on life [] sat home all day doing nothing [X ] pretended to be sick [ ] left the country [] almost died [ ] drank yourself r****ed [X] lost someone close to you [X] been to the hospital [] gotten closer to someone [X] streaked [X] cried over someone [X] broken up with a gf or bf [X] given up something important to you [X] talked on the phone all night [X] learned something new about yourself [] tried something you normally wouldnt try and liked it [X] made a change in your life [x] found out who your true friends were [X] made a total fool of yourself [X] met great people
03 Nov, 2009
Omg,its a blogg! Duhh<3
BILLY,S STORY you must read all the way through! NO CHEATING! (itz worth it ) mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "b****" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a b**** and a b******?" and the mom says "well, a b**** is a lady and a b****** is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your p**** in my v*****!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a p**** and v*****?" His moms says "Well Billy, a p**** is a hat and a v***** is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "SH!T" and billy said "Dad, whats *SH!T" And then his dad says "Well billy, SH!T is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "FUCC!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats FUCC?" "Well billy FUCC is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello b****es and b******s, may i take your p****'s and v*****s, my dad's upstairs wiping SH!T off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen FUCCing the Turkey" Post This... 1 hour- You'll be single for the next year :[ 20 min - Your crush will kiss you 15min - Your crush will tongue you 5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out under 2 min - You will stay with your crush forever
20 Oct, 2009
Teenager Loove.
98% of teenagers sayy I loove yoou &&dont really mean itt. If yoou are one of those2% thatt does re-post.
01 Oct, 2009
Friends and Homiees!!
FRIENDS: Never ask for food HOMIES: Are the reason you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. HOMIES: Call your parents mom and dad. FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. HOMIES: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we ****ed up...but that **** was fun!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. HOMIES: Cry with you. FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. HOMIES: Keep your **** so long they forget it's yours. FRIENDS: know a few things about you. HOMIES: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. HOMIES: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you. FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. HOMIES: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" FRIENDS: Are for a while. HOMIES: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. HOMIES: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "b****, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!" FRIENDS: Will talk **** to the person who talks **** about you. HOMIES: Will knock them the **** out!!
29 Sep, 2009
What my name means!! And tryy yoours!!
E- You have a nice a** L- You are cute I- Love is something you deeply believe in Z- You like it in the b*** very very hard... (NOT TRUEE) A- damn good kisser B- You fall in love quickly E- You have a nice a** T- damn s**y H- You never let people tell you what to do. A- damn good kisser B- You fall in love quickly C- You're wild and crazy D- You have one of the best personalities ever E- You have a nice a**. F- People totally adore you G- You have a very good personality and looks. H- You never let people tell you what to do. I- Love is something you deeply believe in J- Everyone loves you. K- You like to try new things L- You are cute M- Success comes easily to you. N- So Hott O- You are one of the best in bed. P- You are popular with all types of people. Q- You are a hypocrite. R- ****in Maxy S- You're loyal to those you love. T- damn s**y U- You are really chill. V- You are not judgemental W- You are very broad minded. X- You never let ppl tell u wat to do Y- One of the best bfs/gfs anyone could ask for Z- You like it in the b*** very very hard...
24 Sep, 2009
ABORTION. I'M AGAINST IT AREN'T YOU?
MONTH 1:MOMMY IM ONLY 4 INCHES LONG MONTH 2:MOMMY I LOVE YOUR VOICE ITS A SWEET LULLABY MONTH 3:MOMMY I JUST FOUND OUT IM A BOY!AREN'T YOU GLAD MONTH 4: MOMMY I JUST LEARNED HOW TO SUCK MY THUMB!I GET A LOT OF EXCERCISE!I CAN TUEN MY HEAD AND STRETCH MONTH 5:MOMMY WHY ARE YOU CRYING?IT MAKES ME CRY TOO!SEE I CRY EVEN THOUGHT YOU CAN'T SEE ME MONTH 6:MOMMY THAT DOCTOR LIED TO YOU;I AM REAL!i DON'T LIKE THAT DOCTOR AT ALL! MONTH 7: I HEAR THAT DOCTOR AGAIN!WHAT'S ABORTION?OW!MOMMY I FEEL A NEEDLE;IT'S BURNING,MOMMY!HELP ME! I CAN'T GET AWAY FROM IT! MOMMY IT'S OKAY NOW IM IN THE HANDS OF GOD NOW.HE EXPLAINED TO ME WHAT ABORTION IS. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?HOW COULD YOU KILL ME?DIDN'T YOU WANT ME MOMMY?IF YOU THINK ABORTION IS WRONG
24 Sep, 2009
Truee loove!!
We haven't known each other for very long.. Still we liked each other even after a terrible fight.. When I got a heart defect, u cried.. But when I left the town to have an operation, u didn't even say goodbye.. I was lucky.. Somebody gave me his/her heart.. I went home again..to see u.. But I didn't find u.. Nobody told me where u were.. So I asked ur mother.. She said with lots of tears: Don't u know who gave u that heart? Copy and paste this if u believe in true Love i would give my heart for u any day
24 Sep, 2009
Just readd it!!
1 question 1 chance. 1 honest answer. Thats all you get. You get to ask me 1 question. (TO MY INBOX) Any question, anything, no matter how crazy dirty or wrong it is. No catch. But I dare you to repost this. And see what people ask you
