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Jan 31 2010 9:10PM
"Guess...who i kissed last night"
IT'S PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED THIS because in the next seven days you will:
* have sex
* have someone fall in love with you
* find money you've been missing
* your luck will change for the better in all areas... love, happiness, job, money,
BUT...first you will have to repost this with 1 of these titles:


"I'm a lesbian"
"I'M HORNY"

"I GOT ARRESTED"
"Just to settle all the rumors...yes I am pregnant"
"I'm getting married!"
"My dad got the job!.. I'm moving to Japan!"
"Guess ... who i kissed last night!"
"I guess it was never meant to be"
"I'm gonna be a daddy!"
"I'm moving back!!!!!"
"im gonna be a mommy"
"I'm moving!!!
"I miss her"
"i miss him"
"he love's me again"
"she love's me again"
"I want SEX"
"I got married last night!!!"

BEWARE IF U DONT REPOST THIS U WILLL HAVE BAD
LUCK FOR 2 years
Jul 16 2009 9:35PM
real supid facts
Stoopid facts

facts i no about all people reading this:
1. ur reading my comment
2.now ur saying/thinking thats a stupid fact
4.you didnt notice i skipped 3
5.ur checking it now
6.ur smiling
7.ur still reading my comment
8. you know all of this is true
10.you didnt notice i skipped 9
11.ur checking it now
12.you didnt notice there are only 10 facts
COPY AND PASTE TO PROFILE AND TOMMARROW WILL BE UR BEST DAY EVER!!!!
Jul 16 2009 9:31PM
lol
Lolz

you must read all the way through! NO CHEATING! (itz worth it ) mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "b****" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a b**** and a bastard?" and the mom says "well, a b**** is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?" His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "****" and billy said "Dad, whats ****" And then his dad says "Well billy, **** is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "****!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats ****?" "Well billy **** is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello b****es and bastards, may i take your penis's and vaginas, my dad's upstairs wiping **** off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen ****ng the Turkey" Post This... 1 hour- You'll be single for the next year :[ 20 min - Your crush will kiss you 15min - Your crush will tongue you 5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out under 2 min - You will stay with your crush forever
Jun 29 2009 10:27AM
Read
POST IN S200 SECONDS

did u know before u go 2 sleep there is q person thinking of u.They want 2 kiss u they r always thinking about u b4 they go 2 sleep at night in amonth they will ask u out or grab u and kiss u. Post this in the next 200 seconds and u will have the day of ur life this Saturday. Ur 31 love will either kiss u ask u out text u call u or better
Jun 20 2009 9:37PM
Hot or Not
0 = ewwwwwwwwwwww!?
1 = Definetly not attractive.
2 = Decent
3 = Cute
4 = Fine as hell!
5 = I'd do you.
6 = Pretty damn sexy!
7 = Lovable, I LOVE YOU!!!
8 = I wanna make you my man/girl.
9 = Just a friend.
10 = Sexiest person I know!
11 = ****in Handsome
12 = Ya, I've checked you out a few times.
13 = i wanna **** u
14.= Let's get married
ANSWER IN MY INBOX
Jun 15 2009 8:04PM
What would u do
IF WE'RE LOCKED UP IN MY ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE OR EVEN DISGUSTED...
Jun 15 2009 8:02PM
I smoked Paris Hilton because i love shoelaces
I smoked Paris Hilton because I love shoelaces

REPOST OR, something very bad will happen to your loved one.


You have 3 minutes & 69 seconds



READY SET GO!!!
Jun 13 2009 6:56PM
GRADE ME
F = damn youre ugly
D = your parents must be heated
C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay?
C = You're okay looking, but u need work...
C+ = You're just average
B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess
B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person.
B+ = Pretty damn attractive. I'd hit that.
A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome.
A = DAMN YOUR SEXXXAY!!
A+ = Gorgeous... will u go out with me
A++=SO HOTT will you marry me
A+++=TAKE ME NOW ON THE TABLE AND #@*& ME AND DON'T STOP
YOU ARE afraid of what people think of YOU if you don't post this!!!!!
Jun 13 2009 6:52PM
LOVE
LOVE IS A GAME U CAN WIN OR LOSE SOME ONE ELSE POST THIS IF U AGREE

 

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AllStar1
Jun 29 2009 7:49PM

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Jun 16 2009 6:42PM

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Jun 13 2009 11:29AM

Just showin ur page some love
AllStar1
Jun 8 2009 8:53PM

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