08 Sep, 2010

bithdays

Tomorrow is my birthday so 4 all thoses september birthdays, HAPPY BIRTHDAY

24 Jun, 2010

why?

Why? Why do we sleep during church, but when the sermon is over we suddenly wake up?Why is it so hard to talk about God, but so easy to talk about bad things? Why are we so boredwhen we read a Christian magazine, but f ind it easy to look at a magazine o f people? Why is it so easy to ignore a godly message, yet we forward the useless ones? Why are churches getting smaller, but bars and clubs are growing? Think about it, are you going to for ward this? Or are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? Just remember God is always watching you. forward this as 'mature eyes only'. 80% of you won't forward this . The Lord Said: 'If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my father'.So go ahead and forward this now and sign your name below dontray,

24 Jun, 2010

cool

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16 Jun, 2010

Me !

?10% Rude..♥.? ?? 20% Clumsy..♥.? ??? 30% Weird..♥.? ???? 40% Random..♥.? ????? 50% Loud..♥.? ?????? 60% Sweet..♥.? ??????? 70% Funny..♥.? ???????? 80% Crazy..♥.? ????????? 90% Spoiled..♥.? ??????????100% Me i got this from ashlea

16 Jun, 2010

LOl !

[1] I need to tell you a secret LOOK AT 5 [2] The answer is LOOK AT 11 [3] Don't get mad LOOK AT 15 [4] Calm down don't get mad LOOK AT 13 [5] First LOOK AT 2 [6] Don't be angry LOOK AT 12 [7] The real answer is on 16 [8] What i wanted to tell you is...THE ANSWER IS ON 14 [9] Be patient LOOK AT 4 [10] This the last time to im going to do this LOOK AT 7 [11] I hope you're not mad when i say this LOOK AT 6 [12] Sorry LOOK AT 8 [13] Don't get mad LOOK AT 10 this is the last time i am going to say LOOK AT [14] I don't know how to say this LOOK AT 3 [15] You must be realllllly mad LOOK AT 9 [16] I just wanted to say hi and have a nice day

04 May, 2010

cant handle this!!!

you cant handle this im too s**i for ya!!!

04 May, 2010

you've got a friend

When you're down and trubled And you need some love and care And nothin', no nothin' is goin' right Just close your eyes and think of me And soon I'll be there to brighten up Yeah, even your darkest night You just call out my name And you know, wherever I am I'll come a-runnin' To see you again Winter, spring, summer or fall All you have to do is call And I'll be there, yeah I will You've got a freind When the sky above you Grows dark and full of clouds And that old north wind He begins to blow Here's what you do baby Keep your head together And call my name out loud And soon you'll hear me Knockin' at your door Oh yes I will, yes I will You just call out my name And you know, wherever I am I'll come a-runnin' To see you again Ain't it good to know That you've got a freind People can be so cold They'll hurt you and desert you And take your soul if you let them Oh, don't let them Winter, spring, summer or fall All you have to do is call And I'll be there, yes I will You've got a freind, yes you do You've got a freind, yes you do Right till the end, for you Ain't it good to know

04 May, 2010

killer

WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN! MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR ,MANY SCARS no NOSE OR EARS.. I AM DEAD. IF U DONT COPY THIS JUST LIKE FROM THE RING, COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES.. OR.. I WILL APPEAR ONE DARK QUIET NIGHT WHEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A KNIFE AND KILL U. THIS IS NO JOKE SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE PAGES SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN

04 May, 2010

the new version of baby by justin bieber

Hey yo, its me again. Im everywhere and Im still rockin lesbian hair Im on your T.V. Im on your phone I declare this world a Bieber zone Im made of cupcakes, ice cream, and flowers Young girls are helpless to my dark powers They cant stop screaming they dont know why They pee their pants then they fall down and cry Chorus All these shorties got Bieber Bieber Fever They love me like Milfs love Derek Jeter I got em drooling like golden retrievers They all bow down to me cus I am their leader SCIENTIST It starts with screaming, and OMGing Followed by weeping and lots of tweeting Once theyre infected they are insane The only cure is to disable the brain JASPER I hate this pop crap, I like to rock Hes worse than Backstreet Brothers on the Block. CHET Hes aint so bad, he could be worse. (He becomes hypnotized) I think I love him. JASPER (Hes now hypnotized as well) Hey, I saw him first! SCIENTIST If your daughter catches Bieber Bieber fever Chop off her head with a meat cleaver REPORTER Can adults contract Bieber fever? SCIENTIST Yes! But its mostly single moms and substitute teachers. Lil Wayne Weezy F. Baby and you know Im paid I dont want to drink no Bieber Kool aid I sip on syrup and smoke that Cheeba Im way too gangta for Justin Bieber I dont want to do a do a duet This little mother****ers gonna ruin my rep Every rapper has to do a song with this cutie Its the hip-hop version of jury duty Ill never sell out, cus Im little Wheezy Im feeling light headed and a little queasy Wanna carry you around on my shoulders And tattoo your name up on my shoulders You could be my little caucasian brother If we go to the movies do we have to bring Usher? I got a baby mama but I want to leave her Cus I gotta bad case of the Bieber Fever BIEBER Bieber Bieber Fever Now the whole planets got Bieber Fever The streets will flow with blood of the non-believers Theres no defense again

04 May, 2010

Ludacris- my chick bad

My chick bad My chick hood My chick do stuff dat ya chick wish she could My chick bad, badder (badder) than yours My my chick bad, badder (badder) than yours My my my chick bad, badder (badder) than yours Listen I'm saying my chick bad My chick hood My chick do stuff that your chick wish she could My chick bad, badder than yours My chick do stuff that I can't even put in words Her swagger don't stop Her body won't quit So fool pipe down you ain't talkin bout **** My chick bad, tell me if you seen her She always bring the racket like Venus and Serena All white top, all white belt And all white jeans, body looking like milk No time for games, she's full grown My chick bad, tell your chick to go home Now your girl might be sick but my girl sicker She rides that **** and she handles her liquor She knock a b**** out aaaand fight Coming out swinging like Tiger Woods wife Yeah she could get a little hasty Chicks better cover up they chests like pasty's Couple girl friends and they all a little crazy Coming down the street like a parade Macy's Find More lyrics at www.sweetslyrics.com I fill her up balloons Test her and g**s get drawn like cartoons Doh, but I aint talkin bout homer Chick so bad the whole crew wanna bone her Yo, yo now (now, now, now, now) all these b****es wanna try and be my besty But I take a left and leave them hanging like a testi Trash talk to em then I put em in a hefty Running down a court Im dunkin on them Lisa Leslie It's going down, bas****t, Friday the 13th guess who's playing Jason Tuck yourself in you better hold on to your teddy It's nightmare on Elm street and guess who's playing Freddy (My chick bad) Chef cooking for me, they say my shoe game crazy The mental Asylum looking for me You a rookie to me I'm in dat wam bam purple Lam' damn b**** you been a fan. And When We All Alone (I might just tip her) she slides down the pole (Like a certified stripper)

30 Apr, 2010

dang yall dont know how to entertain ppl

im still bored so sumbody betta do sumthin to keep my attention

16 Jul, 2009

tha test

1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. last name: 4. Favorite position (s) ? 5. Do you think i'm hot? 6. Would you have s** with me? 7. lights on or off? 8. Would you have to be drunk? 9. Would you take a shower with me? 10. Have you ever thought about having s** with me? 11. Would you leave after or stay the night? 12. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 13. Condom or skin? 14. Do you give Oral pleasures? 15. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 16. Have s** on the first date? 17. Would you kiss me during s**? 18. Do you think I would be good in bed? 19. Would u have a 3-some with me? 20. How many times would you like to c**? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Would you send me nude pics if I gave you my email? 26. Who would be in control? 27. Would you pull my hair? 28. Would you let me pull yours? 29. Would you whisper in my ear? 30. Would you talk dirty to me? 31. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 32. Would you say my name? 33. Would u give me head/eat me out? 34. Would you let me give you a hickie? 35. How many rounds would we go? 36. What would you wanna do afterwards? 37. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 38. Would you lick and bite me all over? 39. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 40. Would you want me to take my time? 41. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 42. Would you want fast or slow? 43. Would you be loud or quiet? 44. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 45. Would you do it today? 46. Would you do it tomorrow? 47. Would u wanna make me moan? 48. What position would u want me to have u in? 49.Would u **** me hard?!

16 Jul, 2009

cool

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06 Jul, 2009

math

s** is like math. .u add the bed .subtract the clothes .divide the legs .leave your solution .and pray you dont multiply post this right after u read it

06 Jul, 2009

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White - because im s**y like that yellow/black - because i love weed Pink - because i love to party Turquoise - because i like to snort c****** Polka Dots - because I am a tranny Graphic - because I'm g** Grey - because I have amazing b***s. Other - because I'm r****ed Green - because i like shoelaces Orange - because i am a Mexican Red - because I am crazy like that Blue - because that bum stole my taco Tye dye - because Im a ****ing scuba diver Purple - because the gummy bears raped me Striped - Because I am an Italian none- because im a s**y beast

06 Jul, 2009

MICHEAL JASKSON!!!!!!!

omg micheal jackson died 20 minutes ago.....he collapes...there is lke a thousand people outside the hospital!!!!its on cnn

06 Jul, 2009

LOOKS (dont matter)

Girl: Um hi i need to tell you somthing Boy: what? Girl: I like you Boy No way your so dam ugly Girl: But....I thought that...... Boy: I'll never like you girl runs off crying Later... girls phone rings "Hi honey its mom ill be home soon love You bye" Girl grabs knife goes in the bathroom and cries. Mom: honey im Home! then the mom hears a scream and finds the girl bleeding to death in the bathroom and she tells her i love you and dies then her mom looked up and was horrified by seeing blood on the wall saying ASK HIM AM I PRETTY ENOUGH NOW

06 Jul, 2009

grade me!!

F = damn youre ugly D = your parents must be heated C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay? C = You're okay looking, but u need work... C+ = You're just average B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person. B+ = Pretty damn attractive. I'd hit that. A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome. A = DAMN YOUR SEXXXAY!! A+ = Gorgeous... will u go out with me A++=SO HOTT will you marry me A+++=TAKE ME NOW ON THE TABLE AND #@*& ME AND DON'T STOP because u got to be f***fine!!!!!!!!

06 Jul, 2009

with me

yes er no plz yes er no plz Kiss me: Hug me: Date me: Get tipsy with me: Kill me: Love me: Hate me: Hold me: Lie to me: Hurt me: Sing with me: Dance with me: Grind with me: Touch me: Stare at me: Cuddle with me: Let me make a move on you: Have s** with me: Make a move on me: Play with me: Watch a movie with me: Get me a B-day gift: Let me borrow your car: Let me see you naked: Be there for me: Buy me a drink: Take a shower with me: Bring me around your friends: Give me a massage: Take me to the club: Ask me out: like me: Drink kool-aid with me: Look if i was naked: Take advantage of me: Let me take advantage of you: Hangout with me: Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good: Hold hands with me: Do something incredibly sweet for me: Give me a lap dance: Tell me you love me: What would you do if you woke up next to me: Will you repost this so i can do the same for you

16 May, 2009

Yea im in dat love

♥_♥____♥_♥ Put this ♥___♥_♥__ ♥ heart _♥___♥___♥_ on your __♥ _____♥__ page if ___♥___ ♥___ you love ____♥_♥____ someone _____♥_____ very much

09 Apr, 2009

IDIOT

read these sentances this is this cat this is is cat this is how cat this is to cat this is keep cat this is an cat this is idiot cat this is busy cat this is for car this is forty cat this is seconds cat now go back and read the third word in every sentance

09 Apr, 2009

sis love!!!!!!

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09 Apr, 2009

ipod

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30 Nov, -0001

fuck u

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