26 Jul, 2008
do u luv sum1 enuf 2 do dis
Do you love someone enough to do this? I bet you don't... Don't turn your back, you just opened it,keep reading...if you would jump in front of a bullet for your girlfriend, boyfriend,best friends,or just a person you love, repost this. Tonight, your soulmate will call, kiss, or ask you out... if you break this chain, you will be PUNISHED. Repost with t**le: Do you love someone enough to do this???
10 Jul, 2008
billy's story
you must read all the way through! NO CHEATING! (itz worth it ) mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "b****" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a b**** and a b******?" and the mom says "well, a b**** is a lady and a b****** is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your p**** in my v*****!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a p**** and v*****?" His moms says "Well Billy, a p**** is a hat and a v***** is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "****" and billy said "Dad, whats ****" And then his dad says "Well billy, **** is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "****!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats ****?" "Well billy **** is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello b****es and b******s, may i take your p****'s and v*****s, my dad's upstairs wiping **** off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen ****ing the Turkey" Post This... 1 hour- You'll be single for the next year :[ 20 min - Your crush will kiss you 15min - Your crush will tongue you :) 5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out under 2 min - You will stay with your crush forever
13 Jun, 2008
looking for some one to talk to
hay some one plz talk send me a messeg
08 Jun, 2008
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i need pics to [email protected]
01 Jun, 2008
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i need pics send to [email protected]
28 May, 2008
pics i need pics
ahy send me lots of pics at [email protected]
28 May, 2008
im bord
i need a girl to talk to plz any girl
27 May, 2008
yeah
Take ya time and imma take it slow. Start on da couch and even on da floor.I'll have u beggin out screamin 4 mo'.Lick ya from ur head and all da way 2 ur ya toes. Lick ya legz while i grab ya ankles. ?? das how dat thang goes. Havin u runnin from me sayin oo0hh. She wet as niagra falls. Here we go. You kno I like da s**y lingerie. If I had 2 baby yea i'll pay. I aint goin nowhurr baby yea ill stay. U like games baby yea ill play. Go downtown baby yea ill say.U + me baby yea any day.Hit my spot & watch how i spread. Think i was nightquil da way i put her to bed.
27 May, 2008
me
you know you want me but you have to work for it
