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Je suis toujours là ......... juste jouer ma musique et de laisser le monde me laisser passer
| Username : | DJRJ3 |
| First Name : | Ramsey |
| Last Name : | James |
| Gender: | M |
| Country: | US |
| Member Since : | 31 Jul, 2008 |
20 Dec, 2011
=D
successfully composed a good song, thats somewhat popular! around my school at least.... =P my next work is a unique piece with the intro being a variation on a work from Beethoven symphony No. 16
21 Aug, 2011
new language
the new language i wanna learn is Japanese wish me luck ;)
30 Jul, 2011
OMFG NEW SHOES
so my new Feiyue shoes came in today!! and ive waited about a week for these =D time for lots of wall runs and wall flips =D
29 Jun, 2011
summer vacation
ok so my vacation/trek halfway across america is going good, we got to DC in only 4 days!!! First stop: Memphis - went to gibson guitar factory, Beale street, and Graceland second: Nashville - went to the Ryman, shopped a lot, got a little free running in, hoping to make a comp. vid. of my freerunning time in this trip third: washington D.C. - we stayed and went to all smithsonians, monuments, AND capitol and white house, and of course we did what we planned to do from the beginning, to support the choctaws since they were the first native american tribe EVER asked to hold a festival at the national american indian museum!!!! yay fourth stop: Boone - went to Turtle Island Preserve fifth stop: Meridian - in missippi, not much to tell
06 May, 2011
what do you want from me?
No cheating, you have to post this on ur blogs and see what people want from you!!! 1=A baby? 2=Another chance? 3=Love? 4=A Kiss? 5=Friendship? 6=Max partner? 7=Lap dance? 8=To chill? 9=To cuddle? 10=Marriage?
01 May, 2011
=D =) OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG
OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OSAMA BIN LADEN IS FINALLY DEAD!!!!!!!!!!! I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE IT
30 Apr, 2011
bored...bored......bored.....BORED
someone message me! i get so bored just getting on here and having no messages
15 Apr, 2011
ball game
at astros game and i think i am sitting behind my cousin this sux too bcuz we're losing
08 Apr, 2011
FML
i f***ing hate my life. why does everyone have to hate me? (first thing) so someone finds a condom back stage and says that it was me and this chick named Brittany The next rumor says i raped her 1st) theres nothing between me and her, she needed help finding her broken necklace she lost back stage. 2nd) like three people saw us go back there, including one of my friends... so what the f*** and on top of that the normal annoyances just f***ing p*** me off....... my stuff gets stolen and no one gives a f*** or will do anything! then my band director, a marine wanna-be, who was actually just in the marine band, heard about the first thing and pulled me into his office with our other band director to give me "the talk". f***ing akward.... so hes on my case about s*** like that all day today........ then for no f***ing reason at all he moves me to f***ing second part in band making me third chair (thirdchair not that bad,just second part) but then he says i have an additude, and i never f***ing have any additude in band, or i at least cover it...... so then because of that i f***iing get moved down to last f***ing chair...... and he goes and believes im the one f***ing up the band, but i can f***ing play my part PERFECTLY!!! next thing he says to me i swear to f*** im going to go off on his a**
20 Mar, 2011
=)
Sto imparando l'italiano adesso! Ho raccolto alcune frasi gia.
19 Mar, 2011
Blondes look here V
How do you keep a blonde busy for hours? Scroll Down. ---> <----- Scroll Up.
19 Mar, 2011
...
(un)happy birfday to me..........just another (hopefully) normal day except i have even more of a reason to be angry at people..... i cant wait....... only uno mas week
17 Mar, 2011
OMG
KISS was awesome!!!!! buit they didnt play god of thunder =( but they played Dr. Love, Love Gun, and Rock and roll all nite >D they were SO FUCKLING BADASS!!!!!!! i woke up this morning half deaf and had a migrain =P so i forgot to blog about it.... it was awesome!!!
15 Mar, 2011
>_<
I REALLY CANT BELIEVE IM GOING TO SEE KISS!!!!! TODAY IS THE AWESOMEST DAY EVAR!!!! I THINK MY HEAD IS GONNA EXPLODE >_< X_X WOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
15 Mar, 2011
OMG O_O @_@ <3<3
IM GOING TO SEE KISS TODAY! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG I CANT BELIEVE IT =) @_@ <3
12 Mar, 2011
<3 =) YAY
...... Instead i got tickets for KISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this birthday is going to be f***ing awesome!!!!!!
12 Mar, 2011
=( =[ =| =] =)
well i didnt gets tickets for Blue Man Group =(.......but i got something else........=)
07 Mar, 2011
UIL
omg.... gonna get killed tomorrow in class........ we did FUCKING HORRIBLE in UIL.... we had Mr. Johnson (band director) practically throwing crap at us........ we were missing about half our trumpets, 1 trombone, and on top of that.... no one would hardly look at mr johnson tonight while we played, evryone gets too enthralled in their music... theres was maybe like 5 - 10 people who would actually watch (inculding me) he wasnt happy in the end.........but hes never happy.................. or proud.......
05 Mar, 2011
=/
goin to Pre-UIL... hope we do good... we might not get a rating in this one but its still important, lets us know what to work on for UIL =S hope we do good....
26 Feb, 2011
jesus christ
i didnt mean it lierally
23 Feb, 2011
hmph....
screw it, im shutting up! not talking to you at all is better than talking to you and getting hurt, every time! i want you back soo badly, but its not like you would EVER want me, youve got Mike. idk why i ever thought you cared, no one ever does! fml`
14 Feb, 2011
T_T
valentines day s***s..........it always does...................
24 Jan, 2011
T_T
Je m'ennuie d'elle
24 Jan, 2011
yay ?
my new Hohner 1502 marine band blues harmonica is coming in around Wednesday...cant wait to replace this old vintage/antique 60's Hohner. its age gives the copper reeds a cool moving sort of look to it
24 Jan, 2011
nope....
theres no one better than her. even now in this big mess i call a love life everything reminds me of a time we had together..... and i miss her. I CANT LISTEN TO HEY JUDE WITHOUT TEARING UP NOW!!!!!! god am i pathetic or what? on top of that shes already moved on right after it happened and she wont even look back or anything, like as if she doesnt care anymore
24 Jan, 2011
sigh
its getting harder and harder to get on here without thinking about Her. i hope He doesn't ruin it like i did
16 Jan, 2011
=)
just got Xbox LIVE up and running YAY
15 Jan, 2011
RE: lies
btw, no they werent lies and yes i wanted you incredibly badly, its just what i said below V its just hard to have kept it the way we were going. im sorry i didnt mean to hurt you. but for what its worth now (if anything at all) im sorry from the bottom of my heart.... not that i expect you to believe me, id call you but i got my phone taken away
15 Jan, 2011
lol i guess
just realized i said happy birthday like twice =/ woops make that three times
15 Jan, 2011
=/
forgot to blog about new job, doin construction for my dad, he bought a house and i gotta fix it up so we can put it up for rent $$$...... i s*** at painting though, among being horrible at other things.... that and doin yardwork for about $8 an hour =)
15 Jan, 2011
sorry
i know its late, but happy birthday, and its just too hard for me to have kept our relationship at the rate we were goin. its just about how we would talk for about a month or two and then wouldnt hardly talk for the rest of the year.....except for holidays and stuff..... but anyways even if i had some more sense knocked into me you wouldnt take me back, now i feel like i cant talk to you, and im sorry that ive hurt you like i did..... i dont wanna talk to you because im afraid i might accidentally do something and hurt you again, and i get the fact that you have moved on (lucky for you) and i just hope the next guy doesnt fck it up like me.... i hope he actually knows how special you are........ im sorry i couldnt take it....happy belated birthday.......
13 Jan, 2011
happy belated birthday
hey happy birthday bri!!! sorry its late but either way...for what its worth...happy belated birthday
09 Jan, 2011
im sorry
im sorry, it just feels so different now, we havent talked in so long. it just feels different. im sorry, and then it was too late that i realized that your birthday is tomorrow T_T im sorry
25 Dec, 2010
Christmas
Merry Christmas Y'all!!!! this is one of the BESTEST christmas' ever!!! even though i fcked up pretty badly in the beginning (=P) i got the girl back, i got a new phone, got some j***y (yum) and got an AWESOME book
23 Dec, 2010
if i died
01. What are 5 things you would want me to know before I died? 02.What would 5 questions be that you have been wanting to ask me? 03.If I died, would you come to my funeral? 04.If I died, would you cry? 05. If I died, would you forget me eventually? 06. If I died, what would be going through your head? 07. Would you tell me you loved me before I died? 08. Would you mean it? 09. If I died, would you regret anything you said to me? 10. If I died, would you be wishing you told me something that you haven't already told me? 11. If I died, what would be your last memory of me? 12. If I died, what would you remember me by? 13. What are your complete feelings about me to this day?
23 Dec, 2010
BEST CHRISTMAS EVER!
i got the best gift ever for christmas, my baby, Brianna!!!! i wonder what else can make this christmas as good as she can...
22 Dec, 2010
Don't read if your immature ....seriously
Why do we sleep in church, But stay awake through a 3 hour movie? Why is it so hard to talk about God, but so easy to talk about gross things? Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it easy to read Playboy? Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace bulletin, Yet we repost the nasty ones? Why are churches getting smaller, But bars and clubs are expanding? Why is it so easy to purchase beer and Mugs? But so hard to donate 25 cents for a Charity? Why is it so easy to worship a Celebrity? But very difficult to engage with God? Why do people laugh at you for being religious, but praise you for thinking dirty and vain? Think about it, are you going to repost this? Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you’ll get laughed at? Repost this as “don’t read if your immature ….seriously” 80 % of you wont repost this. Jesus said: ‘If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my father.
22 Dec, 2010
i love her.... but she deserves more
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22 Dec, 2010
<3
????????*no heart beat* ? ? ?---^v^------ ?~repost this~ ? ?~if you would give~ ????????~your life for the love of your life~
15 Dec, 2010
Brianna....
i don't know where id be in life without you, you mean more to me than i could ever put into words, you are my heart soul and if anything happened to you id never forgive myself. im sorry for fighting, especially at Christmas! i love you brianna and you know i always will... i love you
14 Dec, 2010
Xb sick today
stayed home got yelled at by my mom for bein sick and not goin to school
11 Dec, 2010
"The Last Airbender" Review
Bad cast of characters BAD acting Did not stick to original storyline and had extremely rapid storyline progression good SFX 1 character correct Opinion: waste of money makes followers of the original series commit suicide
05 Dec, 2010
best annoying orange scene evar!
annoying orange: hey! HEY beiber! Justin Beiber: what???? annoying orange: knife HAHAHAHA=D J B: AAAGGGHHHHH
04 Dec, 2010
bored
message me people!! im soooo bored
02 Dec, 2010
T_T
today was horrible, i broke something but i cant say too much on here. I don't want SOMEONE to know...
30 Nov, 2010
Sick
well i stayed home sick today
29 Nov, 2010
Would you......
Mark with an "X" { } Push me into a wall and kiss me? { } Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill? { } Slap Me? { } Slap me if i asked you to? { } Kiss Me? { } Let Me Kiss You? { } Watch A Movie With Me? { } Take Me Out To Dinner? { } Take A Shower With Me? { } Take Me Home For The Night? { } Let Me Sleep In Your Bed? { } Take Me Anywhere With You? { } Repost This For Me To Answer Your Questions? { } Lock Me In Your room And Take Advantage Of Me? { } Let me lock you in your room and Take Advantage of you? { } Let Me Make You Breakfast? { } Make me breakfast? { } Tickle Me? { } Let Me Tickle You? { } Stick Up For Me If I Was Being Put Down? { } Instant Message Me? { } Greet Me In Public? { } Hang Out With Me? { } Hold my waist from behind while we are out? { } Bring Me Around Your Friends? { } Fall in love with me { } Like me { } Love me { } Fuuck me? { } would you date me ? { } anything to say before you go? ( this isnt a yes or no thing)
28 Nov, 2010
OKLAHOMA
HEY WORLD!! ITS MEEE!!!! IM BACK FROM OKLAHOMA!!!! it...was.... AWESOME! and crowded the place was packed TIGHT with 460+ people
26 Nov, 2010
>_<
thanksgivin aint so happy at my place
25 Nov, 2010
MARRY ME!!
MARRY ME 4 A WEEK WHO EVER sends a message back saying "i do" is ur spouse. its just 4 FUN! so dont be trippin! lets c how many ppl will marry me!!! repost and see how many ppl want to marry you! Haha youd be surprised!
25 Nov, 2010
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
hey just wanted to say happy thanksgiving and thank all my friends for being part of my life!!
24 Nov, 2010
http://www.playlist.com/RJ3sPlaylist/photos
new haircut pix only got 3
21 Nov, 2010
advice/quotes
Since im not always on and since sometimes you all have rough, rough days, here some of my advice you can look to when you need help: He who wants honey, should endure the stings. Pray that you will never have to bear all that you can endure. There is no greater misfortune than to not be able to endure misfortune. Those who can bear all, can dare all. Only he who knows his own weakness can endure those of others. He who cannot endure the bad will not live to see the good. Happy is he who learns to bear what he cannot change. Insults should be well avenged or well endured. A man can endure the worst of pains -- of others. To live without hope is to cease to live. When I consider life, it is all a cheat. Yet fooled with hope people favor this deceit. The only way of knowing a person is to love them without hope. The important thing in life is not to live on hope alone, but that life is not worth living without it. Man can live about forty days without food, about three days without water, about eight minutes without air… but only for one second without hope. It is only for the sake of those without hope that hope is given to us. Fear cannot be without hope nor hope without fear. If you live a life of fear, you are dead. If you are dead, then you've nothing to fear. If you judge people, you've no time to know and love them. Absence makes the heart grow fonder. I am a part of ALL that I have met. (So please don't leave me out of anything.) It is better to remain quiet and be thought a fool. Ignorance is dangerous, but knowledge without responibility is even more dangerous. Silence holds many words. One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching! It's better to be an authentic loser than a false success, and to die alive than live dead. Remember I'm here for you all, even when im not
21 Nov, 2010
rate me
IF YOU'RE BRAVE..copy this and see how people rate you. . 1: Crazy. 2: I'd marry you. 3: Talkative. 4: Sarcastic. 5: lovable. 6: Clubhead. 7: Moody. 8: Dumb. 9: Spoiled. 10: Mouthy. 11: Random. 12: Hot. 13: Funny. 14: Fit. 15: Amazing. 16: Can't live without you. 17: Maxy
21 Nov, 2010
thank you all
its a lil too early but im going to give thanks now to all my best friends! thanks for being my friend =P Nicole, Matthew, Jessica, Matthew, Marissa, Brittani, Lindsey, Edward, Andy, and MOST IMPROTANTLY! BRIANNA! I love you bri!, thank you all for being in my life (btw anyone reading this sum of these ppeople arent on here i think....) BTW FYI you all will always be my friends =)
21 Nov, 2010
thanksgiving
thanksgiving is coming up =D i cant wait to eat my heart out like every year =d
20 Nov, 2010
boredom.....
well im getting bored so im just gonna pull out a bunch of old classics and good films and watch em back to back or sumthing idk
18 Nov, 2010
Message with reply...
If you woke up next to me what would you do? 1) Go back to sleep 2) Scream and run 3) Cuss me out 4) Stop drinking so much. Damn! 5) Just tell me to leave 6) Climb on top of me and cuddle 7) F**k me 8 )Make me breakfast 9) Ask me my name 10) Call the cops 11) Other (Please specify )
17 Nov, 2010
YYYYAAAAYYYYY =DDD <3
YAY I LOVE U BRI!!! ITS BEEN 1 YEAR!!!! and a long one at that =P 'member: ill always love no matter what happens and ill always be there by your side!
07 Nov, 2010
bbbrrrrr
i wish sum1 was with me, im REALLY REALLY cold.....-_-
07 Nov, 2010
fill in the blanks
i ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars. Love,
01 Nov, 2010
i cried.......
tonight, on halloween, i cried for the first time in 7 years........ my life is ripping at the seams and falling apart, i feel static, like I'm watching myself lose my life i've worked at building up for 13 years and can't do anything about it......but at least my music can't do anything to me, i still have it.....
31 Oct, 2010
bunny wants to tell you sumthing!
(\_/) ( '_') (> )>O I was going to give you a Toy Ball... UU .....(\_/) .....('_' ) O<( <) But then i was like... ......UU ..(\__/) .(O_O) . (>O<) I LIKE Balls!!! ...U...U (\_/) ( '_') (> )>O Then i said: sharing is good.... UU ......(\_/) ......('_' ) .O<( <) But then i was like... ......UU ..(\__/) .(O_O) . (>O<) ITS MY BALL!!! . U....U (\_/) (^-^) (> <) so I eated it! .U.U (\_/) ( '_') (> )>P Then I said: have this letter o .UU
31 Oct, 2010
GRAB ME! XD
IF I LET U GRAB ONLY 1 PART OF MY BODY WAT WOULD U GRAB AND Y??? REPOST DIS 2 SEE HOW MANY PPL WANT 2 GRAB U IF U DNT REPOST IN THE NEXT 30 SECONDS SUMTHING BAD WILL HAPPEN 2 U!!!!!!!!!!!
15 Aug, 2010
1%
94% Of people would break down if miley cyrus was bout to jump the same skyscraper,3% would bring popcorn and a chair and sit there shoutin "Jump b**** jump!", and 2% would probably faint or have a heart attack....im the 1% who would push her off and stand there laughing Copy and paste if u r wit me
15 Aug, 2010
advice
When she walks away from you mad (Follow her) When she stare's at your mouth (Kiss her) When she pushes you or hit's you (Grab her and dont let go) When she start's cussing at you (Don't cuss back and make her feel worse, just deal with it for the time being) When she's quiet (Ask her whats wrong, but not a billon times when she says nothing) When she ignore's you (Give her your attention) When she pull's away (Pull her back) When you see her at her worst (Tell her she's beautiful) When you see her start crying (Just hold her and dont say a word) When you see her walking (Sneak up and hug her waist from behind) When she's scared (Protect her) When she lay's her head on your shoulder (Tilt her head up and kiss her) When she steal's your favorite shirt (Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night) When she tease's you (Tease her back and make her laugh) When she doesnt answer for a long time (Reassure her that everything is okay) When she look's at you with doubt (Back yourself up) When she say's that she like's you (She really does more than you could understand, completly true) When she grab's at your hands (Hold her's and play with her fingers) When she bump's into you (Bump into her back and make her laugh) When she tell's you a secret (Keep it safe and untold) When she looks at you in your eyes (Don't look away until she does) When she misses you (She's hurting inside) When you break her heart (The pain never really goes away) When she says its over (She still wants you to be hers) kisses Kiss on the stomach-----"lets have s**" *Kiss on the Forehead ----"Forever you will be mine" *Kiss on the Ear ---"I'm h****" *Kiss on the Cheek ---"We're friends" *Kiss on the Hand ---"I adore you" *Kiss on the Neck ---"We belong together" *Kiss on the Shoulder ---"I want you" *Kiss on the Lips ---"I love you" OR "I want you" *Holding Hands ---"We can learn to love each other"
03 Jul, 2010
hartz
♥_♥____♥_♥ Put this ♥___♥_♥__ ♥ heart _♥___♥___♥_ on your __♥ _____♥__ page if ___♥___ ♥___ you love ____♥_♥____ someone _____♥_____ very much
03 Jul, 2010
TAKEN
put NO GIRLFRIEND if boy NO BOYFRIEND if girl or TAKEN if ur taken and a miracle will happen tonite ps. dont ignore, youll regret it repost in 1 min!!!!
28 May, 2010
TERMINATOR
this is the terminator! _____.? ____ _ _ _ copy and paste him everywhere ...... ? ?' ?'\????\??ε/????/'?'? ? ? ?........ so he can kill Justin Bieber ............./ \...................
28 Feb, 2010
I smoked a pimp because i luv 2 party!
PICK DA MONTH U WERE BORN IN 1(Jan) - I stabbed 2 (Feb- I Robbed 3 (Mar) - I Smoked 4 (April)- I shot 5 (May) - I kissed 6 (June) -I ran shirtless with 7 (July) - I hugged 8 (Aug) - I jumped with 9 (Sept)- i slapped 10 (Oct)- I banged 11 (Nov) - I killed 12 (Dec) - I ran naked with PICK THE DAY (NUMBER) U WERE BORN ON 01 -a preist 02 - a tooth brush 03 - a mexican 04 - a hobo 05 - Barney The Dinosaur 06 - a teletubby 07 - the one that i love 08 - a w**** 09 - a bowl of cereal 10 - a gangsta 11 - my boyfriend 12 - a hottie 13 - a c******addict 14 - a condom 15 - my "boo" 16 - a ninja 17 - my crush 18 - a s**y B0Y 19 - an Easter egg 20 - a snowman 21 - a spatula 22 - cookie monster 23 - A Hot Girl 24 - yo momma 25 - Paris Hilton 26 - a pimp 27 - a mop 28 - the Trojan man 29 - my h** 30 - my ex-boyfriend 31 - a bag of weed PICK THE COLOR OF DA SHIRT UR WEARING RIGHT NOW White - because im s**y like that yellow/black - because i love weed Pink - because i love to party Turquoise - because i like to snort c****** Polka Dots - because I am a tranny Graphic - because I'm g** Grey - because I have amazing b***s. Other - because I'm r****ed Green - because i like shoelaces Orange - because i am a Mexican Red - because I am crazy like that Blue - because that bum stole my taco Tye dye - because Im a ****ing scuba diver Purple - because the gummy bears raped me Striped - Because I am an Italian none- because im a s**y beast READ IT ALL 2GETGER TO SEE WAT U GOT!!
01 Feb, 2010
Age Shouldn't Matter
true story Girl: nm you Boy: i got my G.E.D. Girl: OMG!!! IM SO PROUD OF YOU Boy: yeah thnx Girl: i have to tell you something Boy: go ahead Girl: well i love you. i always have i cared about you and your always in my heart Boy: thats cool i love you too but your too young your 14 and i'm 17 Girl: but i love you, age shouldn't matter Boy: i know u do and i love u but i found this girl and shes my age Girl: i just thought......(crying she logs off) The next day the boy turns on the news and hears that a 14 year old girl cut her wrists and wrote on the wall "Age never matters" The boy then recives a call from the girl he chose and she says "I'm leaving you for the one i love.'' That night the boy hangs himself and writes on the wall "She's right. Age doesn't matter. I love you and always will.'' iF YOU AGREE THAT AGE SHOULDN'T MATTER AS LONG AS YOU LOVE THEM THEN REPOST THIS AS "Age Shouldn't Matter"
28 Jan, 2010
song writin
hey fyi im not on much now cause me and tha guys gotta work on some new songs ( we need MORE) help us out by sendin in some ideas in any way thanks
17 Jan, 2010
i miss her
"I'M HORNY lolz" IT'S PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED THIS because in the next seven days you will: * have s** * have someone fall in love with you * find money you've been missing * your luck will change for the better in all areas... love, happiness, job, money, BUT...first you will have to repost this with 1 of these t**les: "I'm a lesbian" "I'M HORNY" "I GOT ARRESTED" "Just to settle all the rumors...yes I am pregnant" "I'm getting married!" "My dad got the job!.. I'm moving to Japan!" "Guess ... who i kissed last night!" "I guess it was never meant to be" "I'm gonna be a daddy!" "I'm moving back!!!!!" "im gonna be a mommy" "I'm moving!!! "I miss her" "i miss him" "he love's me again" "she love's me again" "I want SEX" "I got married last night!!!" BEWARE IF U DONT REPOST THIS U WILLL HAVE BAD LUCK FOR 2 years
16 Jan, 2010
SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX
s** is like math. .u add the bed .subtract the clothes .divide the legs .leave your solution .and pray 2 GOD you dont multiply post this right after u read it
13 Jan, 2010
lol
you must read all the way through! NO CHEATING! (itz worth it ) mom calls the husband a and then the dad calls the wife a "and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a and a and the mom says "well, a is a lady and a is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your in my !" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a and ?" His moms says "Well Billy, a is a hat and a is a hat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "" and billy said "Dad, whats And then his dad says "Well billy, is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats ?" "Well billy is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello and , may i take your and , my dad's upstairs wiping off his face, and my mom is in the kitchenthe Turkey" Post This... 1 hour- You'll be single for the next year :[ 20 min - Your crush will kiss you 15min - Your crush will tongue you 5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out under 2 min - You will stay with your crush forever
23 Dec, 2009
I LOVE U BRI!
i wrote your name in the sky and it blew away i wrote you name in the sand and the ocean washed it away i wrote your name on a piece of paper and someone threw it away i wrote your name in my heart and it stayed there forever repost this in ur blog if u really love someone <3
15 Dec, 2009
do it
IT'S PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED THIS because in the next seven days you will: * have someone fall in love with you * find money you've been missing * your luck will change for the better in all areas... love, happiness, job, money, BUT...first you will have to COPY THIS AND add it to your blog!
10 Dec, 2009
I finds a new quizes
What would you do if... 1. i died: 2. i didnt love you anymore: 3. i got you pregnant: 4. we couldnt talk anymore: 5. we died doing "it": 6. you got pregnant: 7. i told you i was cheating on you: 8. my loved-one died: 9. i said hi: What do you think about my? 10. Personality: 11. Eyes: 12. Hair: 13. Body: Would you? 14. Be my friend? 15. Keep a secret if i told you one? 16. Kiss me? 17. Go on a date with me? 18. Keep in touch? 19. Date me? 20. Have "it" with me? Have you ever? 21. Lied to make me feel better? 22. Wanted to kiss me? 23. Wanted to bite me? 24. Kept something important from me? 25. Wanted to cuddle with me? More. 26. Who are you? 27. Are we friends? 28. When and how did we meet? 29. Describe me in one word: 30. What was your first impression? 31. What reminds you of me? 32. If you could give me anything what would it be? 33. How well do you know me? 34. When's the last time you saw me? 35. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? 36. Are you gonna post this so you can see what I say about you send this back
04 Dec, 2009
MY SUICIDE LETTER
Okay, because you opened this, this weekyou will have the BEST LUCK 1) your gonna get a girlfriend/ boyfriend 2) your gonna have the best 3 weeks starting tonight! 3) your gonna get 2 NEW FRIENDS 4) your gonna fall in love **If u dont repost this, you will have bad luck forever !BUT, you have to repost this bulletin with any of these names: 1) I GOT MY LIP PIERCED [[PICS]] 2) I LOVE HIM , SO WHAT ? 3) I LIKE SOMEONE<3 4) GOLD DIGGER 5) I NEED A TRUE BOYFRIEND 6) OMG WE KISSED ! Heres the pic 7) I NEED A GIRLFRIEND I THINK I MIGHT BE GAY 9) I NEED A BOYFRIEND 10) MY SUICIDE LETTER 11) I DYED MY HAIR BLONDE[[PICS]] 12) IM GOING BACK TO JAMAICA MONDAY 13) I DYED MY HAIR PINK AND PURPLE HERE ARE PICS 14) WE GOT CAUGHT 15) I DYED MY HAIR BROWN HERE ARE THE PICTURES
04 Dec, 2009
so sweet
Girl: Did I ever cross in your mind? Boy: No. Girl: Do you like me? Boy: Not really. Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No. Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No. Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No. Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No. Girl: Choose - Me or your life? Boy: My life. The girl runs away in shock and pain, and the boy runs after her, then he says... The reason you never cross in my mind is because you're always on my mind.. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.. The reason why I don't want you is because I need you.. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.. and The reason I choose my life is because YOU ARE MY LIFE... If you would say the same thing (being a girl or boy), copy this and put it on your profile
02 Dec, 2009
A GURLZ FIRST TIME: READ THE WHOLE THING
It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him- he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way, pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you. After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle, that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience. You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled. . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . What were you THINKING?! NAUGHTY!! . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . U BIG FREAKKK!!!!! I know what you were thinking! ! YOU MUST REPOST THIS WITH THE TITLE "A GURLZ 1ST TIME" AND YOUR DEEPEST DESIRES WILL COME TRUE, BUT... IF YOU DONT----------- YOU WILL LOSE SOMEONE YOU LOVE DEEPLY•
29 Nov, 2009
sexy prep that flirts too much
Red = silly Brown = cute Green = gorgeous Blue = s**y white = Muscular Aqua = freaky Yellow = innocent Purple = a little TOO happy Black or dont remeber = EMO Orange = funny Gray = dumb Pink = preppy light pink = sweaty Multicolored = tree hugging Other = hott none = s**y beastly What kind of pants are you wearing? short shorts =cheerleader Skirt or Skort = llama Corduroy = cagefighter skinny jeans = pothead Ripped Jeans = skater Camo = hillbilly jean short shorts = w**** jeans = prep Cargo = clown Sweats or basketball shorts = gangster soccer shorts = runner Shorts = bum Pajama Pants = s*** Nothing = mother banger What is your NATURAL hair color? dark brown =with a broken heart auburn = with a hot boyfriend/ girlfriend red = with a hot b*** black = with a nice smile blonde = with a hott body brown = with beautiful eyes dirty blonde = that flirts tooo much strawberry blonde = that is to much to handle light brown = with amazing eyes
29 Nov, 2009
20 thing to do at Walmart :
*1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. *3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. *4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens. *5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. *6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. *7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. *8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. *10. While handling g**s in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. *11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. *13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" *14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, a**ume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" *15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" *16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go! 17. Take two waterg**s and fill them with pepper spray and shoot them at people. *18. Walk by a shopper purchasing clothes and whisper to them "Those look good on you...." *19. Go in the bathroom and pretend to be constipated. 20. Buy a Darth Vader costume and open a checking account in his name at the bank inside. * = things i have done I love Walmart!
28 Nov, 2009
would u
would you... sleep with me, screw me, or FUCK me? gimme peck me on the neck, kiss me, or make-out with me? be stupid, r****ed, or random (in a stupid way) give me a b******, finger me, or give me handjob? sleep with me under the stars, in a boat, or in a house? f*** me in a boat, under the stars, or in a bed? want a girl or boy from me, or someone else? want a child? want a husband? want me as a husband? want to f*** your husband? do cyber with me? kill me? rape me? cheat on me? let me rape you? let me cheat on you? let me kill you? REPOST this
28 Nov, 2009
quiz
would you rather eat a spider or a worm? would you rather bathe or shower? would you rather be a girl or a boy? would you rather lose your sight or your mobility? would you rather be a chimp or a kangaroo? would you rather have a computer or cell phone? would you rather cell phone or food? would you rather live in the south, east, north, or west? would you rather have no friends or friends that hated you? would you rather have all the money in the world or love? would you rather have loved and lost or to never of loved at all? would you rather live 1,000 years into the past or 1,000 years into the future? would you rather take surveys all day or take quizzes all day? would you rather have a glass of milk that was half empty or half full? would you rather eat oreos or chocolate chip cookies? would you rather have your candle burning bright or have it blown out? would you rather have a lot of kids or just 1 or 2? would you rather be smart or stupid? would you rather have friends or love? would you rather live free or die hard?
27 Nov, 2009
My ABC's
A - AVAILABLE: any time B - BIRTHDAY: March 26 C - CRUSHING ON: you D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: Dr. Pepper E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: you F - FAVORITE SONG: the 12 bar blues G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: gummy bears H - HOMETOWN: Houston I - IN LOVE WITH: you J - JUGGLE: .....yeah...... K - KILLED SOMEONE: came close L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: O_O......maybe 6 hours M- MILKSHAKE FLAVOR: vanilla N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: 2 (three in-laws(5)) O - ONE WISH: to f*** you and be married to you with at least $500 in our pockets P - PERSON YOU TEXTED LAST: you R- REASON TO SMILE: im in love with you S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD: sweet child o' mine T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: hhhmmm 6:13AM U - UNDERWEAR COLOR: military green (from bootcamp) V - VEGETABLE(S): carrots, mushrooms W - WORST HABIT: looking at p*** X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: 0 Y - YOYOS: not really Z - ZODIAC SIGN: Aries when ive said "you" im talking about brilee76
21 Nov, 2009
dare
1 question 1 chance. 1 honest answer. Thats all you get. You get to ask me 1 question. (TO MY INBOX) Any question, anything, no matter how crazy or wrong it is. No catch. But I dare you to repost this. And see what people ask you
21 Nov, 2009
my name
R- f'ine and Maxy A- dang good kisser M- Success comes easily to you. S- You're loyal to those you love. E- You have a nice a**. Y- One of the best bfs/gfs anyone could ask for J- Everyone loves you. A- dang good kisser M- Success comes easily to you. E- You have a nice a**. S- You're loyal to those you love. H- You never let people tell you what to do. O- You are one of the best in bed. R- f'ine and Maxy T- dang s**y O- You are one of the best in bed. N- So Hott A- dang good kisser B- You fall in love quickly C- You're wild and crazy D- You have one of the best personalities ever E- You have a nice a**. F- People totally adore you G- You have a very good personality and looks. H- You never let people tell you what to do. I- Love is something you deeply believe in J- Everyone loves you. K- You like to try new things L- You are cute M- Success comes easily to you. N- So Hott O- You are one of the best in bed. P- You are popular with all types of people. Q- You are a hypocrite. R- f'ine and Maxy S- You're loyal to those you love. T- dang s**y U- You are really chill. V- You are not judgemental W- You are very broad minded. X- You never let ppl tell u wat to do Y- One of the best bfs/gfs anyone could ask for Z- You like it in the b*** very very hard
15 Nov, 2009
My Godess of Love
For once in my life i have found a love The only problem; She isn't the amount of the others My godess of love My Aphrodite The woman beside me The one I hold My godess of love Because of her Remembering if lovingly In the volcano of love Always together Never separate Always and forever My Aphrodite My godess of love
15 Nov, 2009
FOREVER AND ALWAYS
Girl and a Boy were speeding on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road.. Girl: slow down. I'm scared. Boy: No, this is fun. Girl: No its not. Please, your really scaring me! Boy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down! Boy: Now give me a Big hug. *Girl hugs him* Boy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me. (In the paper) A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, he realized that his breaks went out, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. .. .. If you love someone this much put this on your site.... i love you as much as possible baby
26 Sep, 2009
HOW FAR WOULD YOU GO??????
How far would u go? yes or no answer "yes" or "no" and answer me back. Kiss me: Hug me: Date me: Get tipsy with me: Kill me: Love me: Hate me: Hold me: Lie to me: Hurt me: Sing with me: Dance with me: Grind with me: Touch me: Stare at me: Cuddle with me: Let me make a move on you: Have s** with me: Make a move on me: Play with me: Watch a movie with me: Get me a B-day gift: Let me borrow your car: Let me see you naked: Be there for me: Buy me a drink: Take a shower with me: Bring me around your friends: Give me a massage: Take me to the club: Ask me out: like me: Drink kool-aid with me: Look if i was naked: Take advantage of me: Let me take advantage of you: Hangout with me: Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good: Hold hands with me: Do something incredibly sweet for me: Give me a lap dance: Tell me you love me: What would you do if you woke up next to me: Will you repost this so i can do the same for you: AFTER YOU MAIL ME YOUR RESPONSE IN A MESSAGE, repost and see just how far someone would go with you ..repost as "HOW FAR WOULD YOU GO??....."
21 Aug, 2009
romance tips
these are some romance tips i found in a stereotype-nutshell (some are obvious) holdin hands;; Girls: If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. Guys: Grab it if it happens more than once. Cuddling;; Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold. Guys: Automatically move closer to her. Movies;; Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you. tilt your head on his shoulder. Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her. Loving each other;; Guys: When she tells you she loves you look deep into her eyes. give her a peck on the lips and tell her you love her too... And mean it. Laying below the stars;; Girls: When you're both laying under the stars put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat. Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now make a wish about something you would like to happen Between you and your crush.... -Now copy and repost this; if By 12 am tonight your one true love will realize how much they want you. If you don't repost this, you will have bad luck for your entire life!!
