16 Feb, 2011

happy

HAPPY BIRTHDAII TO MAH IM SO HAPPY TODAII LOL IM SO EXICTED IN JUS CNT HIDE IT SO DNT MKE ME MAD BITCHESS LOL JUS KIDINN BUT IT IS MY BIRTHDAYY :P :D :) :(

25 Jun, 2010

GOD

GOD _/ \/\ \_\** / /_/** \ If U Got Love 4 JESUS \_\/\**\ CHRIST Copy This & ~..\_\*/Put it on ur profile

29 Dec, 2009

cute or not

HOT OR NOT? 0 = ewwwwwwwwwwww!? 1 = Definetly not attractive. 2 = Decent 3 = Cute 4 = Fine as hell! 5 = I'd do you. 6 = Pretty damn s**y! 7 = Lovable, I LOVE YOU!!! 8 = I wanna make you my man/girl. 9 = Just a friend. 10 = Maxiest person I know! 11 = ****in Handsome 12 = Ya, I've checked you out a few times. 13 = i wanna **** u 14.= Let's get married

29 Dec, 2009

jerks

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it's not! Please it's too scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a BIG hug! Girl : *hugs him* Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me. Girl: Alright, now slow down Guy: I love you babe (in the paper the next day): A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If u love any one this much re-post this ....and....the love of your life will relize they feel the same .... DONT BREAK THIS . 2morow will be the best day of your life. However, if u don t post this by at least 12:00 tonight, you will have bad luck in your love life 4 the rest of your life Guys Post This As "I would do this for my girl " Girls Post This As "Boys aren't j***s"

29 Dec, 2009

sky high

ii LOVE Yeww<33 ♥ i wrote your name in the sky and it blew away i wrote you name in the sand and the ocean washed it away i wrote your name on a piece of paper and someone threw it away i wrote your name in my heart and it stayed there forever repost this in ur blog if u really love someone <33

29 Dec, 2009

numbers

Jan. - i WANNA FEEL YOU Feb. - i WANNA SEX YOU Mar. - i WANNA **** YOU Apr.- i WANNA DANCE WiTH YOU May.- i WANT YOUR BODY Jun. - i WANNA KISS YOU Jul. - i WANNA BITE YOU Aug. - i WANNA liCK YOU Sep. - i WANNA lOVE YOU Oct. - i WANNA TOUCH YOU Nov. - i WANNA RUB YOU Dec. - i WANNA TAKE YOU TO SEX HEAVEN 1- iN THE STATiON WAGON 2- iN AN ElEVATOR 3- iN A BLIZZARD 4- IN A STREET. 5- ON THE STAiRS 6- ON THE COUNTER 7- ON THE WAY TO SCHOOL 8- iN A ClOSET 9- ON ViDEO CAMERA 10- iN THE BATH TUB 11- iN THE SHEETS 12- iN THE BASEMENT 13- iN THE BACK OF A CAR 14- WHilE WATCHiNG PORN 15- iN THE DOG'S CAGE 16- iN THE SHED 17- iN THE HOT TUB 18- ON THE ROOF 19- iN THE SWiMMiNG POOl 20- WiTH STRAWBERRiES 21- iN THE DRESSiNG ROOM 22- oN thE ToiLeT 23- AT A GAS STATiON 24- iN THE RAiN 25- iN THE ATTiC 26- iN THE lAUNDRY ROOM 27- ALL NiGHT LONG 28- AT MY GRANDPARENTS HOUSE 29- WiTH KiWi 30- AT THE POST OFFiCE 31- AT CHUCKiE CHEESE

29 Dec, 2009

werid

T- You have an attitude, a big one. R- You are social. E- You are popular with all types of people. V- You are not judgemental. O- You love foreplay. R- You are social. A- You always want some action B- You are always cautious when it comes to meeting new people. C- You definitely have a partier side in you. D- You're Super cool. E- You are popular with all types of people. F- Fantasic chracteristics you brighten the room of everywhere you go. G- You always want some action H- You have very good personality and looks. I- Love is something you deeply believe in. J- Everyone loves you. K- You like to try new things. L- You are always smiling and making others smile. M- Success comes easily to you. N- You can be very "fun"...in bed O- You love foreplay. P- You are very friendly and understanding. Q- You are a hypocrite. R- You are social. S- People think you are so s**y, especially your bf/gf T- You have an attitude, a big one. U- You usely r hella tight. V- You are not judgemental. W- You are very broad minded. X- You never let people tell you what to do. Y- You always make every experience Great. Z- You have trouble trusting people.

23 Dec, 2009

L0L

1. YOUR REAL NAME: destiny 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle.) : desizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and favorite animal.): black ape 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and street you live on/or neighborhood if it's a number): tavondrea88 5. YOUR SUPERHERO/CRIMINAL NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink): red sprite 6. GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets): black april 7. YOUR HOOD NAME:....first 3 of your first name and add -iqua.... desiqua

23 Dec, 2009

things

1.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up,then screams,"That's mine!" 2.Leave a box in the corner and when someone gets on,ask them if they can hear ticking. 3.When there's only one other person in the elevator,tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasnt you. 4.Ask,"Did you feel that?" 5.Call out "Group Hug",then enforce it. 6.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering,"Shut up all of you,just shut up!" 7.Crack open your briefcase or purse and while peering inside,ask "Got enough air in there?" 8.Stare at another passenger for awhile,then announce in horror,"Your one of THEM!" 9.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10.Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on

23 Dec, 2009

hey

F = damn youre ugly D = your parents must be heated C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay? C = You're okay looking, but u need work... C+ = You're just average B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person. B+ = Pretty damn attractive. I'd hit that. A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome. A = DAMN YOUR SEXXXAY!! A+ = Gorgeous... will u go out with me A++=SO HOTT will you marry me A+++=TAKE ME NOW ON THE TABLE AND #@*& ME AND DON'T STOP YOU ARE afraid of what people think of YOU if you don't post this!!!!!

23 Dec, 2009

what up

What color of shirt are you wearing? Red = silly Brown = cute Green = gorgeous Blue = s**y white = Muscular Aqua = freaky Yellow = innocent Purple = a little TOO happy Black or dont remeber = EMO Orange = funny Gray = dumb Pink = preppy light pink = sweaty Multicolored = tree hugging Other = hott none = s**y beastly What kind of pants are you wearing? short shorts =cheerleader Skirt or Skort = llama Corduroy = cagefighter skinny jeans = pothead Ripped Jeans = skater Camo = hillbilly jean short shorts = w**** jeans = prep Cargo = clown Sweats or basketball shorts = gangster soccer shorts = runner Shorts = bum Pajama Pants = s*** Nothing = mother banger What is your NATURAL hair color? dark brown =with a broken heart auburn = with a hot boyfriend/ girlfriend red = with a hot b*** black = with a nice smile blonde = with a hott body brown = with beautiful eyes dirty blonde = that flirts tooo much strawberry blonde = that is to much to handle light brown = with amazing eyes

23 Dec, 2009

abc

A - AVAILABLE: no B - BIRTHDAY: FEB.16 C - CRUSHING ON: im datin who im crushin on D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: oj E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: me boyfriend F - FAVORITE SONG:run this time to nite by rihanna G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: both- hate decidin H - HOMETOWN: georgia I - IN LOVE WITH: S.O.S=denezel J - jeep K - kind to others L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: 5days M- MILKSHAKE FLAVOR: vanilla N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: 1sis,1 bro O - ONE WISH: for ppl to except who i am P - PERSON YOU TEXTED LAST: cuzzin R- REASON TO SMILE: no reason S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD: boy like me:jessica harp T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: weekdays 6:30 am, weekends12:00 am U - UNDERWEAR COLOR: y in the world would i tell u?? V - VEGETABLE(S): dont matter W- WORST HABIT: singing all the time X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: cheast Y - YOYOS : ?? Z - ZODIAC SIGN: virgo

23 Dec, 2009

friends

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents mom & dad FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Would be sittin next to you sayin;Dang...... that was fun! FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you. FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours. FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will get the whole crowd that left you. FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: walk in without knocking like they live there FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out. FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this. REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

22 Dec, 2009

what to do

Grab her waist when you kiss her, it's a real turn on. Not her b*** • Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything. • When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go then kiss her • When he says she's ok dont believe it talk with her • Never cheat on her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you • Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her • Call her before you sleep and after you wake up • Treat her like a person and not something to show off for • Tease her and let her tease you back. • Stay up all night with her when she's sick. • Watch her favorite movie with her. • TRUST HER WITH HER GIRL FRIENDS. • Let her know she's important. • Kiss her in the pouring rain. • When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's a** am I kicking babe?" If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : •Call you. •Kiss you. •Love you. •Text you

21 Dec, 2009

put

Girls: If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. Guys: Grab it if it happens more than once. Cuddling;; Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold. Guys: Automatically move closer to her. Movies;; Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you. tilt your head on his shoulder. Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her. Loving each other;; Guys: When she tells you she loves you look deep into her eyes. give her a peck on the lips and tell her you love her too... And mean it. Laying below the stars;; Girls: When you're both laying under the stars put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat. Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now make a wish about something you would like to happen Between you and your crush.... -Now copy and repost this; if By 12 am tonight your one true love will realize how much they want you. If you don't repost this, you will have bad luck for your entire life

21 Dec, 2009

wrong

MONTH 1:MOMMY IM ONLY 4 INCHES LONG MONTH 2:MOMMY I LOVE YOUR VOICE ITS A SWEET LULLABY MONTH 3:MOMMY I JUST FOUND OUT IM A BOY!AREN'T YOU GLAD MONTH 4: MOMMY I JUST LEARNED HOW TO SUCK MY THUMB!I GET A LOT OF EXCERCISE!I CAN TUEN MY HEAD AND STRETCH MONTH 5:MOMMY WHY ARE YOU CRYING?IT MAKES ME CRY TOO!SEE I CRY EVEN THOUGHT YOU CAN'T SEE ME MONTH 6:MOMMY THAT DOCTOR LIED TO YOU;I AM REAL!i DON'T LIKE THAT DOCTOR AT ALL! MONTH 7: I HEAR THAT DOCTOR AGAIN!WHAT'S ABORTION?OW!MOMMY I FEEL A NEEDLE;IT'S BURNING,MOMMY!HELP ME! I CAN'T GET AWAY FROM IT! MOMMY IT'S OKAY NOW IM IN THE HANDS OF GOD NOW.HE EXPLAINED TO ME WHAT ABORTION IS. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?HOW COULD YOU KILL ME?DIDN'T YOU WANT ME MOMMY?IF YOU THINK ABORTION IS WRONG COPY N PASTE THIS!!

21 Dec, 2009

okay here it is

93% of girls would cry if they saw Miley Cyrus on top of the Sears Tower in Chicago gettin ready 2 jump. copy and paste this if yourpart of the 7% who would say "JUMP B****!!"