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Member Since: 05/29/2009
Last Login: 01/10/2010
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26
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Male
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doesnt matter cuz im 2 cool, United States
About Me:
im a pretty nice guy n i treat da ladys like queens. I got 2 nicknames J-Breezy and J.i.m.s./now b4 u say wat does dat mean it means Jesus is my savior
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Jun 18 2009 5:00PM
Only me the Gentleman
Girl: Did I ever cross in your mind?
Boy: No.
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: Not really.
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Choose - Me or your life?
Boy: My life.

The girl runs away in shock and pain, and the boy runs after her, then he says...
The reason you never cross in my mind is because you're always on my mind..
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you..
The reason why I don't want you is because I need you..
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left..
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you..
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you..
and
The reason I choose my life is because YOU ARE MY LIFE...

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Jun 5 2009 11:18AM
Asher Roth- Bad day
And it just keeps going
And it just keeps...

So I'm in the airport getting ready to leave
Heading to a friends wedding in the NYC
But my head has been spinning I'm forgetting to eat,
All this jet setting has really been getting to me.
It's already 11:20 and I'm ready to sleep
But instead I end up sitting in the 27th seat,
An isle seat, fine by me
But the guy that's insides always trying to pee.
With a wild child behind that's crying and keeps
Flipping out and kicking at me while it violently screams
So I silently plead "Oh God, please
Let there be a honey sitting 27B"
But of course a morbidly obese beast
Is in the seat that wheezes when it breathes
The guy that's in D is at least three deep
And he keeps telling me what is wrong with his knees
Everything best shorter just need water
But for a bottle they charge two dollars
And when I thought that it couldn't be worse, I forgot my iPod.

I'm having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way.
Everybody needs to go away, why because I'm having a bad day.

And it just keeps going
And it just keeps... [x2]

So four hours of turbulence, we land when I'm about to turd my pants,
But the captain is seat belt fastened.
So my ass is just passin gas
And at last I escape when I'm minutes away from clinically insane.
I make my way towards baggage claim
When I hear a high pitched voice scream my name.
Some dumb b**** I went to high school with
While shes sweating shes telling me she likes my ****
I just smile and think how great it would be
If I could just hit this chick with a quick like sweep.
So I pick up my LL Bean
And b line for the next taxi.
In need of weed and boxer briefs
But my bags only got maxis.

I'm having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way.
Everybody needs to go away, why because I'm having a bad day.

And it just keeps going
And it just keeps... [x2]

I check into my hotel room
And I pick up my cell phone to dial the groom
Tell him I moved and I need some
Jun 5 2009 7:02AM
Asher Roth-Lark on my kart
Sitting on a truffet
Puffing on the best cut bud tryna get but from ms. muffet
Me and teddy rockspins stirring up a ruckus egging all the houses smashing all the pumpkins suck-a-**** buttkiss chumps can't funk with the punk kids ash roth be the king of the blumpkins and tim duncan spur off the moment let the whole world know I run **** jump ship quick tell a friend that I'm dumb sick spit fungus that'll grow from a dumb trip twist to a front flip sun now is some trick watch all the dumb chicks hump when I bump this

Kinda like the blind bob saget ash can get nasty
Pass me a blunt and some captain chilling with an Ashley
Heading to the mall
Sitting in the backseat getting jerked off
10 feet tall with the balls of a matador
Door matted whore with your words heard that before
Poor metaphor pedicure get your feet fixed
Walk in my shoes referral yea you gon need it
Yea got your wii fit to practice your fris with
Need a few weeks before you can compete with
Razor ramone flow o' so sharp
You can take a palsky
I'm a take lark on my go-kart

Mario kart skills are outrageous
Play me any day and I'll be the best racist
Wait no erase it meant to asy racer
Traded in my cell phone for a new pager
Take off your blue tooth dot come
I'm at the grocery store with hot moms
Bout 35 with at least two kids
We make out while my friend babysits
All up in your fridge eating left over ****
Tuna sandwich, butterscotch, crumpets, Cheeto's be my choice of chips I enjoy for a bit
Take a sip from my sips and then split

Hair like a troll doll
Basketball shorts on yea I'm a dork but still hardly court ball up balla
Yea I take to long get dolled up
Give a **** if I look like I just woke up
Who my tryna impress
Honey in the sundress
With the breasts lucious
Just sent me a text
OMG your the BEST
If you tryna have sex I'm the best at it
May 31 2009 6:05PM
Just 2 cool
you know im a cool average guy no wat i mean i care much about whoever is my girlfriend u know 4 some reason i just tend to be a really sweet guy

 

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Oct 17 2009 4:25PM

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Aug 14 2009 11:33PM

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