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Member Since: 07/23/2009
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kicking the devils ass in the, United States
About Me:
hey my names dewayne yes i work with the crips dats right. you got shit to say to me better shut your motherfuckin mouth aight. lyrik, i love you babe. anything else you want to know go ahead and ask. serious questions only.

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Sep 6 2010 10:13PM
If tonights the night imma leave this earth
Don't cry at my funeral you didn't cry at my birth
Aug 2 2010 1:18AM
what do you want?
No cheating, you have to post this on ur blogs 1=A baby? 2=Another chance? 3=Love? 4=A Kiss? 5=Friendship? 6=Sex partner? 7=Lap dance? 8=To chill? 9=To cuddle? 10=Marriage?
Jul 14 2010 3:38AM
R.I.P lil bro
My little bro died at 10:00 p.m yesterday. he was tha only family i had left now he gone! bye ross
Jun 21 2010 9:23PM
So my homeboy teck had a fuccing party while i was out doin some work and these two nasty girls decide out of all the rooms im my crib that my room was the best place to screw so here the hell I am fuccing changing the damn sheets on my bed. what the hell
Jun 20 2010 2:48PM
favorite saying
Never wound what you caint kill
Feb 12 2010 8:56PM
how low can you go?
How low can you go? [8x]

She could go lower than i ever really thought she could,
Face down, ass up!
The top of your booty jiggling out your jeans,
Baby pull your pants up,
I like it when i see you do it,
Better then i ever seen it done before,
A lot of women drop it to the ground,
But how low can you go?
Lower then your mama’s ever seen it in her life time,
Never would’ve imagined did not even in her right mind,
Practice in front of that mirror,
Now you doing it on the dance floor,
Mad cause i can’t get wit ya ya just show me how to dance (OH!)
I may not wanna get low so i post it up kinda like a playa do,
But if you come to the crib,
Then i might show you girls a thang or 2,
Yea i think you a superstar wit a ass like that you gotta blow,
Before you make it big,
Theres just 1 thing i gotta know

How low can you go? [8x]

I could go low, (Go low) lower then you know,
go low,(go low) lower then you know,
go low,(go low)lower then you know,
go low,(go low) lower then you know,
go low,(go low) lower then you know,

I be like Nick-nac-paddywac,
Oh where my kitty cat give a dog a bone,
How many licks does it takes till i get to the center and let a realer n-gga take you home,
I could make me show stop,
Soon as you hear this flow pop,
From A-T-L-A-N-T-A and all the way down to your drop,
Put the needle on a record and i make her get lower than a Lamborghini,
And if she really gettin low then imma shoot a video and put it all on TV,
Cos i like that French vanilla and the caramel,

But when it comes to chocolate,
I know that very well,
Asian persuasion,
no discrimination,
I love how they seen to please us,
I wanna taste them butterican pican peanut buttercups like reeses pieces,
Cause i think you a superstar,
With a ass like that you gotta blow,
Before you make it big,
Well there just 1 thing i gotta know,

Drop it, hit it, dump it, split it,
Don’t stop, (Get it, get it)
Put it on reverse just to rack it up,
Jan 23 2010 11:11PM
put'em up
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Jan 5 2010 11:32PM
word bissh
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Jan 5 2010 5:30PM
things to do in an elevator

1.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up,then screams,"That's mine!"
2.Leave a box in the corner and when someone gets on,ask them if they can hear ticking.
3.When there's only one other person in the elevator,tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasnt you.
4.Ask,"Did you feel that?"
5.Call out "Group Hug",then enforce it.
6.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering,"Shut up all of you,just shut up!"
7.Crack open your briefcase or purse and while peering inside,ask "Got enough air in there?"
8.Stare at another passenger for awhile,then announce in horror,"Your one of THEM!"
9.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10.Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
Aug 12 2009 1:31PM
read this its not a chain letter
A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK "
"When I grew up I was BLACK, "
"When I'm sick I'm BLACK, "
"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, "
"When I'm cold I'm BLACK, "
"When I die I'll be BLACK."
"But you sir."
"When you are born you're PINK".
"When you grow up you're WHITE, "
"When you're sick, you're GREEN, "
"When you go in the sun you turn RED, "
"When you're cold you turn BLUE, "
"And when you die you turn PURPLE.
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..


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Oct 13 2010 9:16PM

Babe itz been 8 monthz lol
Sep 18 2010 4:04PM

psssttt...i kno what we should do tonight ;]
Sep 5 2010 6:38PM

Forever <3
Sep 2 2010 5:20PM

haha yepp
Aug 31 2010 10:17PM

No ill cry!?
Aug 31 2010 1:24PM

yea mhm shure
Aug 31 2010 1:22PM

Whatever lol i still love ya either way
Aug 31 2010 12:54AM

If you did im pretty sure you would smile more :] haha
Aug 30 2010 11:28AM

No u dont....becuz i do :]
Aug 29 2010 2:07PM

i dont think you do lol
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