26 Jan, 2010

boy friend

What a boyfriend would do.... • Grab her neck when you kiss her, it's a real turn on. Not her b***/boobs. • Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. • When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go then kiss her • When she says she's ok dont believe it talk with her • Never cheat on her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you • Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her • Call her before you sleep and after you wake up • Treat her like a person and not something to show off for • Tease her and let her tease you back. • Stay up all night with her when she's sick. • Watch her favorite movie with her. • TRUST HER WITH HER GUY FRIENDS • Let her wear your clothes. • When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. • Let her know she's important. • Kiss her in the pouring rain. • When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's a** am I kicking babe?" If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : •Call you. •Kiss you. •Love you. •Text you

30 Jun, 2009

rate me

Post this and just see how many massages saying they want to have s** with you, 1=NO 2=MAYBE 3=HELL YEAH! 4=GET THE CONDOMS 5=WHEN, WHERE, WHAT POSITIONS 6=MY PANTS ARE ALREADY OFF 7=IM IN BED WAITING *WINK WINK* 8=**** CONDOMS, COME HERE AND DO IT!...Trust me, the answers amaze you. It's good to know!! Reply to this

30 Jun, 2009

math is the best

s** is like math. .u add the bed .subtract the clothes .divide the legs .leave your solution .and pray you dont multiply post this right after u read it

26 Jun, 2009

Michael Jackson

due to the fact that Michael Jackson is 99% plastic he will be melted down into lego blocks so little kids can play with him for a change

15 Jun, 2009

friends and homies

FRIENDS: Never ask for food HOMIES: Are the reason you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. HOMIES: Call your parents mom and dad. FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. HOMIES: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fu*ked up...but that sh*t was fun!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. HOMIES: Cry with you. FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. HOMIES: Keep your sh*t so long they forget it's yours. FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. HOMIES: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. HOMIES: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you. FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. HOMIES: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" FRIENDS: Are for a while. HOMIES: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. HOMIES: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "b*tch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!" FRIENDS: Will talk sh*t to the person who talks sh*t about you. HOMIES: Will knock them the sh*t out of them!!

11 Jun, 2009

jack n jill

Jack n jill went up the hill 2 smoke some marijuana jack got high un-zipped his fly, n asked jill do u wanna jill sad yes, pulled up her dress, n then they had some fun but stupid jill 4got the pill, n now they hav a frukin son

04 Jun, 2009

jump b**** jump

JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP 95% of teens would cry if they saw Miley Cryus at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5% that would shout 'Jump

10 May, 2009

try this

See if you can do this: Read each line aloud: ------- This is this cat - This is is cat = This is how cat - This is to cat - This is keep cat - This is a cat - This is dumbass cat - This is busy cat - This is for cat - This is forty cat - This is seconds cat - Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top...

30 Nov, -0001

hatas

hatas .. . . . . .. ./´¯/) . . . . . . ../ . .// . . . . . ../. . /./.......fuck YOU!!!!!!! . ./´¯`/'. .'/¯`. ./',/. ./. . /. ./¨/¯\ ('.(. .´. . ´. .¯´/'. .)?∩?(?_?)?∩? .\. . . . .\ . . . . . . / . .\. .\. . . . . ._.·´ . . .\. . . . . . . ( . . . .\. . . . . . .\",2009-06-05 11:46:28.223 84068,87071,Cost!!,Natural Hair Color: [x] Brown - $100 [ ] Blondie - $50 [ ] Black - $15 [ ] Bald - $5 [ ] Other - $75 Eye Color: [ ] Brown - $50 [x] Green - $75 [ ] Blue - $150 [ ] Hazel - $100 [ ] Other - $15 Height: [ ] Over 7' - $200 [ ] 6'8 to 7' - $175 [ ] 6'0 to 6'7 - $150 [ ] 5'5 to 5'11 - $75 [ ] 5'4 to 5'10 - $85 [x] Under 5'4 - $95 Age: [ ] 50 to 56 - $175 [ ] 46 to 50 - $150 [ ] 41 to 45 - $125 [ ] 31 to 40 - $100 [ ] 26 to 30 - $75 [ ] 21 to 25 - $50 [ ] 19 to 20 - $25 [x] 0 to 18 - $100 Birth Order: [ ] Twins or more than twins - $750 [ ] First Born - $320 [x] Only Child - $250 [ ] second born - $150 [ ] Middle child - $100 [ ] Last Born - $100 [ ] third born - $550 [ ] fourth born - $300 [ ] fifth born - $400 [ ] sixth born - $215 Drink? [ ] I did like once - $400 [ ] Only Holidays - $250 [ ] Sometimes - $215 [ ] YES - $200 [ ] only weekends - $300 [ ] Every other day - $50 [ ] Once a day - $15 [ ] I live from the bottle - Bankrupt $0 [x] No - $600 Vision? [x] perfect vision $400 [ ] need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them $200 [ ] No correction $100 [ ] Glasses $50 [ ] contacts $25 [ ] Surgical correction -$100 Shoe Size: [ ] 13+ - $300 [ ] 12-1/2 to 13 - $250 [ ] 11 to 12 - $400 [ ] 7 to 10 - $500 [x] Under 7 - $450 Favorite Colors (TWO): [x] Green - $750 [ ] Red - $600 [ ] Black - $100 [ ] Yellow - $475 [ ] Brown - $300 [ ] Purple - $225 [ ] White - $400 [ ] Aqua - $350 [ ] Orange - $300 [ ] Blue - $300 [x] Pink - $100 [ ] Other - $500 Total: Did you use a calculator to add it all up? [ ] Yes $0 [x] Nope-add $1000 (i couldn't find one ) [ ] some- $750 final cost!,2009-06-05 11:46:37.693 84069,97714,My Fav Song,Lose Yourself Look