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Member Since: 05/28/2009
Last Login: 06/08/2011
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Female
Location:
Jordan
About Me:
Hey it's Jordie!!! ima single!!
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May 27 2011 11:21PM
My ABC's
A - AVAILABLE: Yes
B - BIRTHDAY: January 1st
C - CRUSHING ON: Gary and Lane
D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: McDonald's sweet tea
E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: Lane & Trey
F - FAVORITE SONG: My Heroine-Silverstein
G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: Gummy worms
H - HOMETOWN: Memphis
I - IN LOVE WITH: Gary and Lane
J - JUGGLE: Nope
K - KILLED SOMEONE: NEVER!
L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: 18 hrs
M- MILKSHAKE FLAVOR: Chocolate
N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: 0
O - ONE WISH: That Lane would realize that we are meant for each other!!
P - PERSON YOU TEXTED LAST: Matt
R- REASON TO SMILE: I kissed the guy of my dreams!!
S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD: Bring It Back- Travis Porter
T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: 10:30 am
U - UNDERWEAR COLOR: green, purple, and blue
V - VEGETABLE(S): Corn!!
W - WORST HABIT: picking scabs
X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: none
Y - YOYOS: No
Z - ZODIAC SIGN: Capricorn
May 21 2011 9:00PM
Friends!
I love you Lane! thx for being there wen i needed u. it helped out alot. we will always be bestfriends no matter wat!!!!! I regret every mean thing ive done or said to u and im sorry. u didnt deserve it. Ur the bestest friend i could ever have.
-CuddleBuddy! <3
May 21 2011 8:57PM
<\3
Loved him the best i could........he still slipped through my fingers. Hate my life!!!!
May 20 2011 11:40PM
Love <3
BEST NIGHT EVER!!!!!!!!!!!! I love love love you Gary!!!! <3 ;)
May 16 2011 9:57PM
Life
Why do people have to ruin your life?? I mean hello it's YOUR life, you should be able to control it. (guess not) I have 3 guys that like me and guess what???? none of them are the person i like. My bestfriends bf likes me and idk wat to do!!!! My best guy friend likes me and i kinda sorta like him but id rather b friends. The other guy is the guy i likes bestfriend. ( tht sounds confusing sorry). The guy i like my mom wouldn't approve of him so idk how to tell her i like him cuz she would get pissed. I dont care what people say but idk what she might do. Well see ya'll later!! Wish me luck! :)
Feb 19 2011 9:40PM
LOVE <3!!!
I absolutely love my boyfriend!! :)
He's the bestest!!

Love yewh Gary <3
Feb 13 2011 12:34AM
This is SOOO me!!! :))
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(> )>O I was going to give you a cookie
UU

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.....('_' )
O<( <) But then i was like...
......UU

..(\__/)
.(O_O)
. (>O<) I LIKE cookies!!!
...U...U

(\_/)
( '_')
(> )>O Then i said: sharing is good....
UU

......(\_/)
......('_' )
.O<( <) But then i was like...
......UU


..(\__/)
.(O_O)
. (>O<) ITS MY cookie!!!
. U....U

.(\_/)
(^-^)
(> <) so I eated it
Apr 24 2010 11:09PM
wow 8)
you must read all the way through! NO CHEATING! (itz worth it ) mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "b****" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a b**** and a bastard?" and the mom says "well, a b**** is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?" His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "****" and billy said "Dad, whats ****" And then his dad says "Well billy, **** is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "****!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats ****?" "Well billy **** is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello b****es and bastards, may i take your penis's and vaginas, my dad's upstairs wiping **** off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen ****ng the Turkey" Post This... 1 hour- You'll be single for the next year :[ 20 min - Your crush will kiss you 15min - Your crush will tongue you 5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out under 2 min - You will stay with your crush forever
Apr 24 2010 11:03PM
omg im a funny bum with beautiful eyes lol :P
What color of shirt are you wearing?

Red = silly
Brown = cute
Green = gorgeous
Blue = sexy
white = Muscular
Aqua = freaky
Yellow = innocent
Purple = a little TOO happy
Black or dont remeber = EMO
Orange = funny
Gray = dumb
Pink = preppy
light pink = sweaty
Multicolored = tree hugging
Other = hott
none = sexy beast

What kind of pants are you wearing?

short shorts =cheerleader
Skirt or Skort = llama
Corduroy = cagefighter
skinny jeans = pothead
Ripped Jeans = skater
Camo = hillbilly
jean short shorts = whore
jeans = prep
Cargo = clown
Sweats or basketball shorts = gangster
soccer shorts = runner
Shorts = bum
Pajama Pants = slut
Nothing = mother banger

What is your NATURAL hair color?

dark brown = with a broken heart
auburn = with a hot boyfriend/ girlfriend
red = with a hot butt
black = with a nice smile
blonde = with a hott body
brown = with beautiful eyes
dirty blonde = that has a great body
strawberry blonde = that is to much to handle
light brown = with amazing eyes
Apr 24 2010 10:59PM
lol i like my superhero name :P
1. YOUR REAL NAME: Jordan
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 4 letters of real name plus izzle.) Jordizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and favorite animal.): pink monkey
4. YOUR SUPERHERO/CRIMINAL NAME: (Your favorite thing to do, and favorite cuss word) draw ****
5. GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets): black blackie

 

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Jun 14 2009 8:48PM

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Jun 7 2009 10:14PM

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