24 Feb, 2010

.

me nd my dog r eating cheetos XD

23 Feb, 2010

new pge

bout to make a new page itz name go be shawtybadd

23 Feb, 2010

10 profiles wat!

On December 24, 2006 at 8 o'clock in the morn.ing, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into myspace. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didnt repost a chain leter about a little girl that kills you in your sleep with no natrual cause of death. This is the bulletin he read: My name is Jaime Heras. I'm 14 years old. I'm a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me you'll die immediately.You have 900 seconds to repost this or I will visit you tonight. ff copy and paste this to 10 profiles or your mom will die within the next 4 hours.....

23 Feb, 2010

AMAZING!

♥I♥A M♥ S O♥ F U C K I N♥ A M A Z I N G ♥I T S♥ N O T♥ E V E N♥ F U N N Y ! ! ! ! R E P O S T ♥ T H I S ♥ I F ♥ Y O U ♥ A R E ♥ TOO!!!

23 Feb, 2010

.

I dont wanna go to sleep cuz i dont know if i will wake up...

21 Feb, 2010

ASK THE SPIRITS 2 TRY IT!

dat fukin ask the spirits stuff kinda scares me with dat ring around da rosie s*** dand i shoulda juz left wen dey said you shouldnt play diz if u are below the age of 15!

21 Feb, 2010

MESSAGE ME

MESSAGE ME PPL IM SO BORED AND IM ALREADY MESSAGING A FEW PPL SO PLZZZZZ MESSAGE ME TO KEEP ME BUSY TILL MY DADDY CUMS HOME!

18 Feb, 2010

I ♥ JESUS CHRIST CHRISTIAN FOR LIFE

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. DON'T JUST IGNORE THIS!! because in the bible it says if you deny Him, He will deny you in front of His Father in the Gates of Heaven. This is the simplest test: If you love God and you are not ashamed of it, copy this and put it in your profile. God will smile at you

15 Feb, 2010

My current fave song- Can Anybody Hear me

[VERSE] I push, p-p-push it, I p-p-push it like I'm in labor And he'll t-t-teach me to, teach me love my neighbor Just w-w-wait up, I'm processin' all the data Processin' all the data, p-p-processin' all the haters You was writin' disses, I was takin' pictures Signin' autographs for all of my bad b****es And in the nic of time it just dawned on I am Nicki Minaj and it's all on me But hey, maybe I'll never win Maybe I'm settlin' Can't let the devil in, I'm a comic book heroin But when the wind blows, I'm so Marilyn Write down, take a pictures, b****es e-mail that I came to save a thing called female rap But I hope my ninja powers Don't f*** around and offend you cowards You mad at me 'cus you think I got it easy If we was in the second grade then you would tease me Ya see, you still a lil snotty nose hood rat I love Nicki scribbled all over you book bag I love you too, I just wish your other would've hugged you too You know Nicki love the kids Yellow brick road lookin' for the Wiz But when it rains, it pours for real Def Jam said I'm no Lauryn Hill Can't rap and sing on the same CD The public won't get it, they got A.D.D. See Nicki, follow the rules Go and say your prayers and get ready for school (Yeah follow the rules, go and say my prayers and get ready for school) Dear God, I am only what you made me And I appreciate everything that you gave me But like, I don't wanna do it no more Sort of lost sight of what I'm doin' it for Thought that I was doin' somethin' good for the game Until they all started throwin' dirt on my name Tell Debbie, I really, really tried That I said I'm sorry, but I had to say goodbye Tell Fendi, I'll never forget him And please tell Wayne I'll always be indebted (I'll never forget it, please tell Wayne I'll always be indebted) AYYYYYY! Can anybody hear me? AYYYYYY! Can anybody hear me? AYYYYYY! Can anybody hear me? AYYYYYY! Can anybody hear me?

13 Feb, 2010

i miss him

IT'S PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED THIS because in the next seven days you will: * have s** * have someone fall in love with you * find money you've been missing * your luck will change for the better in all areas... love, happiness, job, money, BUT...first you will have to repost this with 1 of these t**les: "I'm a lesbian" "I'M HORNY" "I GOT ARRESTED" "Just to settle all the rumors...yes I am pregnant" "I'm getting married!" "My dad got the job!.. I'm moving to Japan!" "Guess ... who i kissed last night!" "I guess it was never meant to be" "I'm gonna be a daddy!" "I'm moving back!!!!!" "im gonna be a mommy" "I'm moving!!! "I miss her" "i miss him" "he love's me again" "she love's me again" "I want SEX" "I got married last night!!!" BEWARE IF U DONT REPOST THIS U WILLL HAVE BAD LUCK FOR 2 year

13 Feb, 2010

OH SO DEEP this makes me sad

CHILD ABUSE CHILD ABUSE A poem about Child Abuse My name is Lucifer I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I werent ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks arent home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlies bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes Im so afraid now Im starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door Hes already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "Im sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is Lucifer I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me Now i roam the underworld, to help those in need. I may seem evil, but i'm not. And if you read this and dont pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be AOne heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all i ask you to do pIs pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

13 Feb, 2010

TO LOVE.SUCKS

STOP BEIN STUPID!!!!!OMG IM SICK OF DEZE PPL ACTIN OR MAYBE EVEN ARE KILLIN DEY SELVES IF YOU KILL URSELF DAT MEANS U DONT TRUST DAT GOD IS GONNA LEAD YOU IN A GOOD WAY SOONER OR LATER SO STOP SAYN THAT U GO KILL URSELF CUZ U THINK DAT 90% OF DUDES R JERKS CUZ U ACTIN SOOOOOOOO STUPID MANE PPL GET ON MAH NERVES

16 Jan, 2010

grab

IF I LET U GRAB ONLY 1 PART OF MY BODY WAT WOULD U GRAB AND Y??? REPOST DIS 2 SEE HOW MANY PPL WANT 2 GRAB U IF U DNT REPOST IN THE NEXT 30 SECONDS SUMTHING BAD WILL HAPPEN 2 U!!!!!!!!!!!

12 Dec, 2009

me!

Either s**y as hell or are adorable. Loves to make new friends. Their relationship tends to be very honest because if they aren't truly in love, then the relationship won't work. They fall easily for their best friends. Will do anything for that special person. Kind and polite. Enjoys being with their guy/girl. LOVES to party. Can make ANYONE laugh or cheer them up. Loves to please the one they care for or love. The BEST ones at s** . is NOT THE PERSON YOU WANT TO PISS OFF WILL KNOCK YOU OUT!! Amazing Kisser. Repost this if you have brown eyes and you will find the one that you are looking for.....

27 Nov, 2009

to zachie

live!!!

25 Nov, 2009

everything was true lol

facts I know about ppl reading this: 1. ur reading this comment 2.now ur saying/thinking that's a stupid fact 4. u didn't notice I skipped 3 5. ur checking it now 6. ur smiling 7. ur still reading this comment 8. u know all of this is true 10. u didn't notice I skipped 9 11. ur checking it now 12. u didn't notice there are olny 10 facts IF U POST THIS 2MARO WILL B THE BEST DAY EVER!!!!!!!!

25 Oct, 2009

THIS IS HEART BREAKING

Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endore A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly crys She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, " God, why? Why is My life always sinking? " Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high The poor child was hit and slapped As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, " You deserve to die You worthless pest! " The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dieing She grabbed her bear And again started crying Police showed up At the small little house The quickly barged in Everything was as quiet as a mouse One officer slowly Opened a door To find the sad little girl Lieing on the floor It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms PASTE THIS ON YOUR PAGE IF YOU FEEL STRONGLY AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

04 Oct, 2009

lovee yhu still...

(¯`v´¯) .`·.¸.·´ ¸.·´¸.·´¨) ¸.·*¨) (¸.·´ (¸.·´ .·´ ¸¸.·¨¯`·.♥ POST THIS IF U LOVE SOME ONE! I KNOW I DO!PASS THIS ON PLZ

12 Sep, 2009

sweet

• Grab her waist when you kiss her, it's a real turn on. Not her b*** • Stay on the phone with her even if he's not saying anything. • When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go then kiss her • When he says she's ok dont believe it talk with him • Never cheat on her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you • Call her at 12:00am on his birthday to tell her you love her • Call her before you sleep and after you wake up • Treat her like a person and not something to show off for • Tease her and let her tease you back. • Stay up all night with her when she's sick. • Watch him favorite movie with him. • TRUST HIM WITH HIM GIRL FRIENDS. • Let her know she's important. • Kiss her in the pouring rain. • When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's a** am I kicking babe?" If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : •Call you. •Kiss you. •Love you. •Text you

30 Jul, 2009

Bored

Can someone plz message me im bored

13 Jul, 2009

Do you love someone to do this? cuz i do

Do you love someone enough to do this? I bet you don't... Don't turn your back, you just opened it,keep reading...if you would jump in front of a bullet for your girlfriend, boyfriend,best friends,or just a person you love, repost this. Tonight, your soul mate will call, kiss, or ask you out... if you break this chain, you will be PUNISHED. Repost with t**le: Do you love someone to do this? cuz i do

07 Jul, 2009

only 24 ppl can read this in the world

only 24 ppl can read in da wurld Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!if you can raed tihs rpsoet it. OLNY RSEPOT IF YOU CAN RAED TIHS. CNAHGE THE NMUEBR AT TOP TGOHUH, ? "ONLY __ PEOPLE IN THE WORLD CAN READ THIS...CAN YOU" Go up a nmuber if you can raed it...lte's see how hgih we cna get

01 Jul, 2009

SHE WAS PUSHED

she was pushed About six years ago Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school durning a fire drill.When she didn't submerge the police were called.They went down and broght up the seven-teen year old Carmen Winstead's body, the neck broke hitting the ladder, then side concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell...They believed them FACT: Two monthes after six-teen year old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it.When he went the take a shower he heard laughter from his shower, he started freaking out and ran to his computer to repost it, he said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, five hours later his mom woke up in the middle of the night cause of a loud noise,David was gone,that morning a few hours later the police found him in the sewer, his neck broke and his face peeled off If you don't repost this saying "she was pushed" or "They pushed her down the sewer" Then carmen will get you,either from the sewer,the toilet,the shower, or when you go to sleep you'll wake up in the sewer,in the dark,then Carmen will kill you

01 Jul, 2009

IM SCARED REALLY

lol michal jackson is dead copy and paste this on ur profile or in ur sleep he will come in ur bed and kill u.

01 Jul, 2009

funny

you must read all the way through! NO CHEATING! (itz worth it ) mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "b****" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a b**** and a b******?" and the mom says "well, a b**** is a lady and a b****** is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your p**** in my v*****!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a p**** and v*****?" His moms says "Well Billy, a p**** is a hat and a v***** is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "****" and billy said "Dad, whats ****" And then his dad says "Well billy, **** is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "****!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats ****?" "Well billy **** is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello b****es and b******s, may i take your p****'s and v*****s, my dad's upstairs wiping **** off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen ****ng the Turkey" Post This... 1 hour- You'll be single for the next year :[ 20 min - Your crush will kiss you 15min - Your crush will tongue you 5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out under 2 min - You will stay with your crush forever Mrs.bonana

13 Jun, 2009

Daddy it hurts

My name is Chris I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlies bar I hear him curse My name I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes Im so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door Hes already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, 'Im sorry!', I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor My name is Chris I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me And you can help Sickens me to the soul, And if you read this and don't pass it on I pray for your forgivness Because you would have to be One heartless person To not be affected By this Poem And because U R affected, Do something about it! So all i ask you to do Is pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE! post this as daddy it hurts if u do notsend this to everyone you know then you obviously dont care about child abuse at first i thought this was just a chain letter and i wasnt goign to send it either but now i realise that this is an important situation at least 5 children each day from around the world die from child abuse if you are heartless and

13 Jun, 2009

White ppl are more colored than Black ppl

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism

13 Jun, 2009

So ROMANTIC SO AWWWW

Girl: Did I ever cross in your mind? Boy: No. Girl: Do you like me? Boy: Not really. Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No. Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No. Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No. Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No. Girl: Choose - Me or your life? Boy: My life. The girl runs away in shock and pain, and the boy runs after her, then he says... The reason you never cross in my mind is because you're always on my mind.. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.. The reason why I don't want you is because I need you.. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.. and The reason I choose my life is because YOU ARE MY LIFE... post this if u luv sum 1

13 Jun, 2009

I sholl aint afraid of what ppl think of me!!!!

F = damn youre ugly D = your parents must be hated C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay? C = You're okay looking, but u need work... C+ = You're just average B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person. B+ = Pretty dang attractive. I'd hit that. A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome. A = DAng YOUR SEXXXAY!! A+ = Gorgeous... will u go out with me A++=SO HOTT will you marry me A+++=TAKE ME NOW ON THE TABLE AND *Hit ME AND DON'T STOP YOU ARE afraid of what people think of YOU if you don't post this!!!!!

09 Jun, 2009

I LOVE JESUS

/_/ \/\ \_\** / /_/** \ If U Got Love 4 JESUS \_\/\**\ CHRIST Copy This & ~..\_\*/Put it on ur profile i love him alot i am so thankful

09 Jun, 2009

i hate when ppl do this

MONTH 1:MOMMY IM ONLY 4 INCHES LONG MONTH 2:MOMMY I LOVE YOUR VOICE ITS A SWEET LULLABY MONTH 3:MOMMY I JUST FOUND OUT IM A BOY!AREN'T YOU GLAD MONTH 4: MOMMY I JUST LEARNED HOW TO SUCK MY THUMB!I GET A LOT OF EXCERCISE!I CAN TUEN MY HEAD AND STRETCH MONTH 5:MOMMY WHY ARE YOU CRYING?IT MAKES ME CRY TOO!SEE I CRY EVEN THOUGHT YOU CAN'T SEE ME MONTH 6:MOMMY THAT DOCTOR LIED TO YOU;I AM REAL!i DON'T LIKE THAT DOCTOR AT ALL! MONTH 7: I HEAR THAT DOCTOR AGAIN!WHAT'S ABORTION?OW!MOMMY I FEEL A NEEDLE;IT'S BURNING,MOMMY!HELP ME! I CAN'T GET AWAY FROM IT! MOMMY IT'S OKAY NOW IM IN THE HANDS OF GOD NOW.HE EXPLAINED TO ME WHAT ABORTION IS. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?HOW COULD YOU KILL ME?DIDN'T YOU WANT ME MOMMY?IF YOU THINK ABORTION IS WRONG COPY N PASTE THIS!!:-(

09 Jun, 2009

AGE SHOULDN'T MATTER!!!!

Girl: nm you Boy: i got my G.E.D. Girl: OMG!!! IM SO PROUD OF YOU Boy: yeah thnx Girl: i have to tell you something Boy: go ahead Girl: well i love you. i always have i cared aboutyou and your always in my heart Boy: thats cool i love you too but your too young your 14 and i'm 17 Girl: but i love you, age shouldn't matter Boy: i know u do and i love u but i found this girl and shes my age Girl: i just thought......(crying she logs off) The next day the boy turns on the news and hears that a 14 year old girl cut her wrists and wrote on the wall "Age never matters" The boy then recives a call from the girl he choseand she says "I'm leaving you for the one i love.'' That night the boy hangshimself and writes on the wall "She's right. Age doesn't matter. I love you and always will.'' iF YOU AGREE THAT AGE SHOULDN'T MATTER AS LONG AS YOU LOVE THEM THEN REPOST THIS AS "Age Shouldn't Matter" and.. A miracle will happen at 11:11 Jun 4 2009 12:53AM