14 Dec, 2009

funny story

yesterday i called my friend and asked if she wanted to come over she is bi like me and she said yes so then i called my mom and asked if my friend could spend a night and she said yes and i asked if she could get some cuss i hadn't ate for 2 days and she said OK and about 3 hours passed my friend in her car was pulling up and i forgot that she was spending a night and i thought it was my mom because my mom's car looks like my friend's car so i am starving and i run down stairs and run out side and i stop and my friend is running at me and she stops and i say/ask " oh my f***ing god if you don't have food i am going to rape you" and she says "sorry baby i don't have food but you can eat me out" and i say " oh my f***ing god you better have food in your p**** because ill duck tape you mouth shut and legs together and arm taped so you cant move and strip tease you for 3 hours and not show you s***" and she is like laughing and she says " baby i am sorry " so i do what i said and she gets untapped and runs up to me and says" baby i am so h**** right now"

06 Dec, 2009

tipe of girls i like! and im bi

TURNS YOU ON = ON TURNS YOU OFF = OFF YOU DON'T CARE = DC IF A chick Is shorter then you: on Taller then you: on Wears a grill: OFF Dresses Gangsta: OFF Dresses Preppy: DC Dresses Skater: ON Dresses Athletic: OFF Dresses Gothic: OFF Has green eyes: ON Has brown eyes: ON Has hazel eyes: ON Has blue eyes: ON Smokes cigarettes: OFF Smokes weed: OFF Drinks alcohol: OFF Plays sports: OFF Can skate: DC Writes lyrics: DC Smiles a lot: DC Has bad manners in front of you: OFF Has blonde hair: ON Has brown hair: ON Has black hair: ON Has red hair: ON Has spikey hair: OFF Has no hair: OFF Has long hair: ON Has curly hair: OFF (AND DC BUT I WANT THEM TO STRAIGHTEN THERE HAIR). Has wavey-ish hair: ON Good dancer: DC Wears jewelry: DC Piercings: DC Muscles: DC Six pack: oFf Laid back: ON Plays guitar: ON Raps: oFf Can draw: ON Has a lip ring: OFFISH Has a tongue ring: ONISH Nipples pierced: OFF Hugs you: ON (VERY MUTCH!) Hugs from behind: ON (OMFG YES!) Creative: ON Calls you just to hear your voice: DC Goes to church: DC Cusses alot: OFF Is funny: DC (LONG AS THEY ARE HAPPY IM OK). Kisses you out of no where: DC

29 Nov, 2009

emo DIFENISHEN in my book.

emo DIFENISHEN in my book is beutiful people with big hearts there very senstive people that get sad and a probublem stays with them for a long time they dont want it to stay with them so they cut so then they focus on that pain then the EMOshionall pain. dont ware black all the time there cofterbule

29 Nov, 2009

wigger DIFENISHEN in my book.

wigger DIFENISHEN in my book is a type of white person that isnt cofter-bule in there own god damn skin; there rasist of whites pretty mutch there black wanna be's.

29 Nov, 2009

GOTH DIFENISHEN IN MY BOOK.

GOTH DIFENISHEN IN MY BOOK is a person that is always sad and cant do a f***ing thing about it and they are people that ware all black constetaly and are compleetly pale dont have the balls to go out into pure day light and ree-ly on parents to take care of there lazy a**'s, there the opiset of emos they dont have the balls to cut them selfs.

29 Nov, 2009

Stop Pervs & cheaters

Stop Pervs. Girl: hey we have been freinds for 3 years and everything, sooo... do you want to go out? Boy: yeah sure i'd love to girl i love you, uh... hold on i have to go the rest room. Girl: ok babe. so the boy goes into the bathroom, and takes out his phone and calls a girl. Boy: uh babe im sorry but my cuzent wants to go to a scary movie and has a left over ticket and he asked me so yeah bye. so the boy goes to talk to his afaring new girl freind. Girl: babe i have to get home. sorry. Boy: ok baby. * slaps her a** * girl walks away blushing. the boy walks over to a diffrent girl. Boy: hey s**y *boy grabs her a*** the different girl turns around and she turns out to be his first girl freind that hes cheating on. but the girl hes cheating on has a wig on and she kicks him in the Balls, and she sez i hate you you j***. she runs away crying so if your agenst cheating and these f***ed up perverts out there copy this story on to your blog.

29 Nov, 2009

?ΔTΞ MΞ Rate me

F = damn youre ugly D = your parents must be heated C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay? C = You're okay looking, but u need work... C+ = You're just average B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person. B+ = Pretty damn attractive. I'd hit that. A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome. A = DAMN YOUR SEXXXAY!! A+ = Gorgeous... will u go out with me A++=SO HOTT will you marry me A+++=TAKE ME NOW ON THE TABLE AND #@*& ME AND DON'T STOP YOU ARE afraid of what people think of YOU if you don't post this!!!!!

29 Nov, 2009

HOW FAR WOULD YOU GO !?!?!?!

>>"yes" or "no" and answer me back. Kiss me: Hug me: Date me: Get tipsy with me: Kill me: Love me: Hate me: Hold me: Lie to me: Hurt me: Sing with me: Dance with me: Grind with me: Touch me: Stare at me: Cuddle with me: Let me make a move on you: Have s** with me: Make a move on me: Play with me: Watch a movie with me: Get me a B-day gift: Let me borrow your car: Let me see you naked: Be there for me: Buy me a drink: Take a shower with me: Bring me around your friends: Give me a massage: Take me to the club: Ask me out: like me: Drink kool-aid with me: Look if i was naked: Take advantage of me: Let me take advantage of you: Hangout with me: Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good: Hold hands with me: Do something incredibly sweet for me: Give me a lap dance: Tell me you love me: What would you do if you woke up next to me: Will you repost this so i can do the same for you: AFTER YOU MAIL ME YOUR RESPONSE IN A MESSAGE, repost and see just how far someone would go with you ..repost as "HOW FAR WOULD YOU GO??....."

29 Nov, 2009

.:EmO sAd PoEm:.

day after day you sit; you throw a fit, you might, slit your, wrist; you, ballyour, hand into a, fist. you hit &, hit the wall, in thes hall, you call your, freinds name, after name, in shame, while, YOU GO INSAIN. (in Pain) .:EmO sAd PoEm:. made by:cuteemogrl

29 Nov, 2009

fav movies:

movie 1: Bad Santa. movie 2: Little Man. movie 3: The Ringer. movie 4: MMII. movie 5: Jackass The Movie. movie 6: Jackass Number Two. movie 7: Matt Hoffman's Tribute To Evil Kenvil. movie 8: jackass 2.0.

28 Nov, 2009

fakes

*screams* i hate fake people with fake pics

28 Nov, 2009

lolz

im refreshing the page for new messagez

28 Nov, 2009

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IF U WERE LOCKED IN MY ROOM FOR 24 HOURS AND WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD U DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX....... CUZ IT IS A SECRET...... THEN REPOST THIS ON YOUR BULLETEN...... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE U LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE OR EVEN DISGUTED

28 Nov, 2009

happy.

yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i got my key bord's space key to work im so happy !!!

27 Nov, 2009

about me

about me: i have a cold heart cus ive been used my hole life

27 Nov, 2009

good news

i shot my self in the hand on purpuse.

25 Nov, 2009

Death Metal Parrot.

Death Metal Parrot. i was looking for death metal bands when i seen when i was tiping in death metal it scrolled down under the search box it said: death metal parrot

22 Nov, 2009

mike

mickeal 77 unblock me i love you

22 Nov, 2009

real & fake

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents mom & dad FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Would be sittin next to you sayin;Dang...... that was fun! FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you. FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours. FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will get the whole crowd that left you. FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: walk in without knocking like they live there FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out. FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this. REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

22 Nov, 2009

i hate child abuse

Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endore A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly crys She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, " God, why? Why is My life always sinking? " Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high The poor child was hit and slapped As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, " You deserve to die You worthless pest! " The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dieing She grabbed her bear And again started crying Police showed up At the small little house The quickly barged in Everything was as quiet as a mouse One officer slowly Opened a door To find the sad little girl Lieing on the floor It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms PASTE THIS ON YOUR PAGE IF YOU FEEL STRONGLY AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

22 Nov, 2009

35 things a girl would want from a boy

1. Touch her waist. 2. Actually talk to her. 3. Share secrets with her. 4. Give her your jacket. 5. Kiss her slowly. 6. Hug her. 7. Hold her. 8. Laugh with her. 9. Invite her somewhere. 10. Hangout with her and your friends together. 1. Smile with her. 12. Take pictures with her. 13. Pull her onto your lap. 14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back. 15. When her friends say "I love her more than you", deny it. Fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. It makes her feel loved. 16. Always hug her and say I love you whenever you see her. 17. Kiss her unexpectedly. 18. Hug her from behind around the waist. 19. Tell her she's beautiful. 20. Tell her the way you feel about her. 21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car - it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act like a gentleman. 22. Tell her she's your everything - only if you mean it. 23. If it seems like there is something wrong, ask her - if she denies something being wrong, it means SHE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT - so just hug her. 24. Make her feel loved. 25. Kiss her in front of OTHER girls you know! 26. Don't lie to her. 27. DON'T cheat on her. 28. Take her ANYWHERE she wants. 29. Text message or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at school, and how much you miss her. 30. Be there for her whenever she needs you, and even when she doesn't need you, just be there so she'll know that she can always count on you. 31. Hold her close when she's cold so she can hold you too. 32. When you are alone hold her close and kiss her. 33. Kiss her on the cheek; (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her). 34. While in the movies, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her lightly. 35. Don't ever tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you're mad. If she's upset, comfort her.

22 Nov, 2009

about my idiol

Margera was born in West Chester, Pennsylvania to Phil and April Margera. He is also the younger brother of Jess Margera and nephew of Vincent Margera. His grandfather nicknamed him "Bam" at the age of three after his habit of running into walls. He attended East High School and cites friend Chris Raab as his only reason for attending high school, and dropped out after Raab got expelled for smearing feces on a locker. He later received his GED at the insistence of his parents. Since 2003, Margera has been a member of Team Element, the demonstration team for Element Skateboards. He is also sponsored by Destructo Trucks, Speed Metal Bearings, Electric Visual, and Fairman's Skateshop. Although Margera does not compete at the higher levels of skateboarding,[citation needed] his large sponsorship packages a**ure him of "pro" status.

22 Nov, 2009

so sad

My name is Lucifer I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I werent ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks arent home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlies bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes Im so afraid now Im starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door Hes already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "Im sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is Lucifer I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me Now i roam the underworld, to help those in need. I may seem evil, but i'm not. And if you read this and dont pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be AOne heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all i ask you to do pIs pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

22 Nov, 2009

free rider 2 code

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22 Nov, 2009

racism

racism A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism

21 Nov, 2009

FAV ANIMAL

Pandas =)

21 Nov, 2009

βΔM MΔΓGΞΓΔ

HΞΔΓΤΔGΓΔM

21 Nov, 2009

my teeth

a year ago i had $.263,791 and i was buy-ing a bunch of things i didnt need and im alerject to garlic; and i hate going out side; so i thought it would be s**y to get my teeth extended then grinded to vampire teeth. i know its weird.