02 Sep, 2008
habbo
iamstephanie1
10 Jul, 2008
lol
you must read all the way through! NO CHEATING! (itz worth it ) mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "b****" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a b**** and a b******?" and the mom says "well, a b**** is a lady and a b****** is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your p**** in my v*****!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a p**** and v*****?" His moms says "Well Billy, a p**** is a hat and a v***** is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "****" and billy said "Dad, whats ****" And then his dad says "Well billy, **** is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "****!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats ****?" "Well billy **** is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello b****es and b******s, may i take your p****'s and v*****s, my dad's upstairs wiping **** off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen ****ng the Turkey" Post This... 1 hour- You'll be single for the next year :[ 20 min - Your crush will kiss you 15min - Your crush will tongue you :) 5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out under 2 min - You will stay with your crush forever
31 May, 2008
YUP
YUP POOHS MY MAN AND ANTBODY GOT A PROBLEM THEY CAN COME AND SOLVE IT!!
31 May, 2008
YO
now this is my girl 4real! she my h.g.s.b.w.e.b.o.t.s. (homie g skilly biscuit with extra b***er on the side)
30 May, 2008
JU$T $0 KUT3 MY SONG
So i met this boy the otha day I got his number called him up like what you doin he said nothin I said not much I said guess what? he said whats up I said i think we should hook up he said uhh I said what? he said but I said but? why you stuck? he said f**k I said who? he said not you I said then who? he said you know I know what? You know who I said i do? he said you do I said i do but i really dont because its you that i really want and we can do what you really Want boy we grown if she aint gone treat you right then i aint gone treat you wrong And thats my word but he done heard so many lies he dont knows whats true or not,babi like a Valle service i say he been through alot but i put his car in park and never let him cry alone I listen to his heart beat because it plays my favorite song
18 May, 2008
h0mi3$
F U WERE KILLED TOMORROW; I WOULDNT GO " UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLING THE NIGGA THAT KILLED YOU ...., WE TRUE HOMIES WE RIDE TOGETHER WE DIE TOGETHER SENT THIS TO EVERYONE YOU CARE ABOUT INCLUDING ME, IF YOU GET THIS 13 TIMES THAT MEANS YOU ARE A TRUE HOMIE
03 May, 2008
LOLLIPOP
CALL ME SO I CAN MAKE JUICY F0R U!!!!!!!
22 Apr, 2008
SLEEP
GOIN 2 SLEEP HIT ME LATER !!GHT HOMIES!!!!!!!
22 Apr, 2008
KUT3
what's Minnie without Mickey?? what's Tigger without Pooh?? what's patrick without Spongebob?? what's me without you?? send to 10 ppl u love or friends if you never wanna lose!! If u get this back it means, you are important to them too. ""
21 Apr, 2008
R.I.P
R.I.P to Lil wayne,Chris brown,J holiday how it happen Lil wayne choked on a lollipop, Chris brown had no air,Jholiday suffocated.
31 Dec, 2007
HATERZ
ALL THEM HATAZ OUT THERE THAT WANT TO BE ME U DONT HATE BECAUSE U DONT LIKE ME U HATE ME BECAUSE IM ME AND IF U DONT LIKE ME THEN BITCH U GOTTA GET USED TO IT CAUSE THIS ME ALL DAY ERDAY YEZER OK SOO BITCHES BAG OFF BECAUSE I WILL BEAT YO ASS IN A MINUTE SO BOYS TELL YO GURLFRIEND THAT ITS OVA BECAUSE I GOT YO FINE ASS NOW AND CUTE AZZ NINNGAZ HEEP UR GURLZ ON A LEASH !!!!!!!! SO BITCHES DONT HATE BECAUSE I STOLE YO MAN HATE ME BECAUSE IM ME BUT I KNO IM BEAUTIFUL U DONT HAVE TO TELL ME TWICE U DONT EVEN HAVE TO TELL ME AT ALL BECUZ I KNO BOO-BOO I KNO---
22 Dec, 2007
2 CUTE
If A Fat Guy Grabs U and puts u in a bag, don't worry I told Santa I wanted u 4 Christmas! Send this to 10 people u care about including me! SEND THIS TO ALL THE PPL YOU LOVE. 1-3= Not So Loving.. 3-5= Uhh... 5-6= People like you 6-7= People luv you 8-9= Damn People ADORE you 9-10=YOU'RE THE BEST
22 Dec, 2007
JUST SAYIN
YO GIRLS OUT THERE WHO THINK YALL FLY BUT YALL NNOT YALL NEED TO STOP AND!!!!!!!!!!AND YALL ALL HOP OFF OH MY JOCK IF YOU DONT LIKE ME SUCK A ****
