08 Aug, 2019

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yo if there's soyboys still out here sadding it out don't be sad lil homie we are in the era of NEW TOOL i've been waiting for new tool for THIRTEEN YEARS my dad put tool on for me when i was very young and by god i am going to do the same with my kids with or without your permission Rachel

08 Aug, 2019

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mfg is such a f***in' grey spot in my life, man. and i HATE that the previous statement's gotta be so dramatic yet unfortunately true in my eyes. when i think my pre-teen self wasn't as edgy and cringy as i think i then look in my sent messages and the level of horror is higher than f***ing snoop dogg, and i'm only the one millionth person sharing this thought, but i am trying to not hate the website as much as i used to; seeing all the people i used to talk to brings back somewhat fond memories but it also enforces how easy it is to just drop out of contact with people. but i think that, nowadays, it's starting to make me actually cherish the MEMORIES instead of looking back in regret on what could have been with the people i'd talk to especially. i wish i wasn't as f***in obsessive over stupid things that have happened on here but i am also trying to tell myself to not regret that but rather CELEBRATE IT, because it makes me WHO I AM TODAY, and tbh i prefer my adulthood over my childhood because i feel like this is like a rebirth where i actually have my own patterns of thought that are more structured, articulated, and not as easy to contort/change. grateful for rachel and kiran yo, i can't f***in believe a friend of 10 years, maybe almost 11 now, is a man i still talk to and goof around with, and that ur my gf of 3 years and counting rachel!!! ull be the only one seeing this anyway

25 May, 2018

woooo

turned 18 yesterday, isn't that crazy. AND i probably crushed my final senior project sittin PRETTY today fellas (rachel u already know ur my BEST fella, or bf)

31 Jan, 2018

here's MY take on chinese food

when i was younger, i was into sweet and sour chicken but in the past couple years, general tso's chicken has started to become my main preference. i mean you already know i'll still eat the sweet and sour chicken like it's nobody's business i think i can say that i like lo mein but i haven't had it in a long time

30 Jan, 2018

as for the hair question...

i'd have to think about it. it rlly depends on what color we're talkin'.

30 Jan, 2018

well

there goes another scrapped masterpiece

30 Jan, 2018

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[ b a s i c s ] Name: christian Age/DOB: 17/ 05/24/2000 SSN: rachel's a cute lil jokester Shoe size: 10.5 or 11 Do you wear glasses/contacts?: i SHOULD be wearing glasses, BUT SOMEBODY TICKLED ME TO THE POINT WHERE I SAT ON 'EM Want/have any piercings?: i have the May birthstone pierced in my left ear Tattoos?: no Do you smoke/drink?: on quiet nights i like to crush cement into a fine powder and smoke the f*** out of it Which social media platforms do you use the most?: facebook ): What is something you say a lot?: i'm hungry [ r e l a t i o n s h i p s ] Are you in a relationship?: ya What's your boy/girlfriend's name?: rachel What's your favourtie thing about them?: everything! but specifically she has a coot voice, pretty appearance and is very sweet and compassionate Do you want to marry him/her? ya Where was your first date?: the mall What amount of PDA are you comfortable with?: a.. a moderate amount? Do you want children? How many?: ya, 2 or more [ m u s i c ] What's your favorite song at the moment?: tonight tonight by the smashing pumpkins Favourite singer/group/band?: hhhOOO BOY. nine inch nails, godflesh, or death grips Your preferred genre of music?: metal i guess, but my musical tastes range everywhere from pink floyd, kraftwerk, and iron maiden to gucci mane, swans, and a day to remember What are you listening to right now?: my name is mud by primus Can you play the gee-tar?: at my peak i knew 90% of nirvana's come as you are, and although i wasn't good at playing these, i knew how to play a good amount of fade to black and a little bit of master of puppets by metallica [ f o o d ] Favourite dessert(s): i don't have a huge sweet tooth, so probably homemade chocolate chip cookies Favourtie restaurant(s): i wouldn't say i have a favorite but i like the outback and dibella's Favourite Chinese food(s): general tso's chicken How do you feel about pineapple on pizza?: i never usually get pineapple on my pizza but i'll eat

29 Jan, 2018

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u gotta STOP

29 Jan, 2018

well

the purposely long story's scrapped, pals. )':

29 Jan, 2018

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Name: christian Middle name: Last name: Favorite color: blue Color of the shirt you are wearing: black Color of your eye's: blue-grey/blue-green(?) Color of your hair right now: dark brown Virgin?: no Smoke?: only the FINEST and FRESHEST oregano and garlic seasoning Tattoos?: no Random word: hay Are you in love right now?: yeah What's his/her name: rachel How long have you and him/her been dating? 1 year and 7 months Do you eat cake?: hell ya dood Favorite food?: either mac n cheese or philly cheesesteaks Do you dye your hair?: yee Favorite fruit?: either strawberries or bananas How tall are you?: 5'8 If you had one wish what would it be?: It's 10 in the morning, and I wake up from my bed in a crisp, warm-weathered suburban neighborhood. My wife, Rachel, is laying beside me, probably having elaborate dreams due to how much of a dreamy cutiepants she is. I give her a kiss. I leave the house only her and I reside in, until Nicholas and/or Autumn are born. I'm off to my IT job, where I strive to consitently work hard and eventually rise through the ranks. For my appearance, I guess I would be wearing a collar-shirt of some sort? Or a suit, if I eventually get into managerial IT. Of course I'd try to make sure that my dress shoes are f u e g o, those of which would be next to my collection of Jordan's, nike's, and whatever other sneakers i find pleasing enough to want to buy. Now this is where the possibilities get endless - the hypothetical car I enter. I guess this is where I'm supposed to determine my dream car? Well uh, hm, I wouldn't mind a BMW i8 roadster, or a S-class mercedes-benz. But I also wouldn't mind much of anything else, you know? I like luxury cars a lot. But I also like muscle cars, you following me? I'm the type of guy to walk into a car dealership, look the dealer in the eye and go "Hello, sir. I want a Mercedez, a BMW, or an Audi, but I'm sure my sub-conscious will allow you to talk me into nearly any other car in the world, g

27 Nov, 2017

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you may be showering rn but I'm still gonna make this blog to tell you i love you you goof

13 Nov, 2017

you wanna hear the saddest story?

i bought a wow card right before my laptop broke

13 Nov, 2017

DON'T TELL ME YOU FORGOT MY DIET DR. KELP

"but in the end he is only distracting himself" Does this mean u have really been ME all along??? Because if so then that's some mindblowing stuff right there my guy

13 Nov, 2017

Where's my diet Dr. Kelp?

I would like to be responsible and go to sleep right now, but that probably won't happen so SHHHEEEEIIIITTTT Mine as well tell Rachel how much i love her while she reads the community's blogs!

05 Jun, 2017

1-800-GHOST-DANCE

rachel is asleep and i have been awake since 3:30 in the morning need 2 cuddle with her i love u rachel

16 Jan, 2017

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ur a swaggier man

15 Jan, 2017

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unspiteful is the cutest girl in existence

14 Dec, 2016

i know what you could cleanse yourself with

d a d d y ' s c u m m i e s

14 Dec, 2016

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my pre-s**** tastes really sweet, though

14 Dec, 2016

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gonna punish u now

14 Dec, 2016

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gonna have 2 punish u, princess

14 Dec, 2016

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wanna see me j***-off or something

14 Dec, 2016

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now ur giving me mixed emotions

14 Dec, 2016

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i am aroused each time you say "punish me daddy"

14 Dec, 2016

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nao nao princess, u dont want daddy 2 punish u !!!!11 owo hehe cx cx cx cx 100 100 100 XDDDD

14 Dec, 2016

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<3 i still have that project tho.........

14 Dec, 2016

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well, i FOUND the studio version! cx

14 Dec, 2016

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hi sweetie the community is now where we will talk to each other c:

11 Dec, 2016

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"Hey, mom and dad, can I go into the dressing room?" are they gonna f*** someone in there or something lmao

11 Dec, 2016

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i'll get out the christmas lights

11 Dec, 2016

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well, no one else is SEXUALLY enslaved anyway

11 Dec, 2016

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not U though

11 Dec, 2016

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every1 is enslaved

11 Dec, 2016

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we are the couple of mfg i mean also irl but u kno Got 2 dominate EVERTHIN

11 Dec, 2016

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where is my qt

24 Aug, 2016

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that date was one of my most favorite days ever so far in my life i also learned that i like photo booths haha

19 Aug, 2016

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two days ago were me and rachel's anniversary this is extremely relevant information everybody needs to know we are also going on a date on monday at the mall it will be, how you modern-aged kids call it, "lit"

15 Aug, 2016

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phenomking if ur out here u were my first friend on here back when i joined in 2009!!! hope ur livin it up and being super radical my dude haha!!!!

15 Aug, 2016

h-hey

hey guise, crustin here wowza rakhel i love u 2!! haha xoxoxo miss u ughuuuuuuuu~~~~

15 Aug, 2016

hello

kissu kissu to rachel-chan