03 Mar, 2010
injuries
first my social studies/science teacher broke her arm when she fell on the esclator at macys because her heel got caught, a week later my reading teacher broke her ankle when she fell on the ice and shes not comin back til april. woo hoo no reading homework!!!!! i hope my math teacher is not next!!!!
02 Mar, 2010
why?????
Why? Why do we sleep during church, but when the sermon is over we suddenly wake up?Why is it so hard to talk about God, but so easy to talk about bad things? Why are we so boredwhen we read a Christian magazine, but f ind it easy to look at a magazine o f people? Why is it so easy to ignore a godly message, yet we forward the useless ones? Why are churches getting smaller, but bars and clubs are growing? Think about it, are you going to for ward this? Or are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? Just remember God is always watching you. forward this as 'mature eyes only'. 80% of you won't forward this . The Lord Said: 'If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my father'.So go ahead and forward this now and sign your name below: Lauren,dontray, Lily Dale,Lauren, JANESSA, Owen, Zee ,chyna1999
01 Mar, 2010
hahaha!!!lmao!!!!
ways to annoy people at the movies *During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?" *Yell out what is going to happen. *Say that they cannot sit next to you because your invisible friend already is. *Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effect are. *Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling. *Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming. *Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!" *Sing with the theme music. *Bring and use your own air freshener. *Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!" *Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie. *Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie. *Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen. *Every time there is a g** shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head. *When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!" *Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?" *Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle. *Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!" omg these made me laugh out loud!!! especially the first one!!
01 Mar, 2010
free!!!!!
best part of life is it's free
01 Mar, 2010
tru dat
I MAY BE CUTE I MAY BE FINE BUT WHEN IT COMES TO YOU YOU BETTER KISS MY BEHIND
01 Mar, 2010
cheer up
DON'T GET MAD GET GLAD
01 Mar, 2010
u kno it
PEANUT BUTTER REESE CUP U MES WIT ME I BEAT U UP
01 Mar, 2010
can u read it let me kno
Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porblem. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae tihs on yuor porfile
01 Mar, 2010
message bak
IF YOU HAD TO LIVE IN A SHOE WHICH 1 WOULD U PICK
07 Feb, 2010
super bowl
im not a saints fan or a colts fan but i want the saints to win because ma health teacher loves them and if they win she probally will be nice and not give us homework or classwork!!!!!!
06 Feb, 2010
i believe
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. DON'T JUST IGNORE THIS!! because in the bible it says if you deny Him, He will deny you in front of His Father in the Gates of Heaven. This is the simplest test: If you love God and you are not ashamed of it, copy this and put it in your profile. God will smile at you
05 Feb, 2010
one time (justin bieber)
Me plus you, I'ma tell you one time Me plus you, I'ma tell you one time Me plus you, I'ma tell you one time One time, one time When I met you girl my heart went knock knock Now them b***erflies in my stomach won't stop stop And even though it's a struggle love is all we got And we gon' keep keep climbing to the mountain top Your world is my world And my fight is your fight My breath is your breath And your heart And girl you're my one love, my one heart My one life for sure Let me tell you one time (Girl, I love, girl I love you) I'ma tell you one time (Girl, I love, girl I love you) And I'ma be your one guy You'll be my #1 girl Always making time for you I'ma tell you one time (Girl, I love, girl I love you) I'ma tell you one time (Girl, I love, girl I love you) You look so deep, you know that it humbles me You're by my side, them troubles them not trouble me Many have called but the chosen is you Whatever you want shawty I'll give it to you Your world is my world And my fight is your fight My breath is your breath And your heart And girl you're my one love, my one heart My one life for sure Let me tell you one time (Girl, I love, girl I love you) I'ma tell you one time (Girl, I love, girl I love you) And I'ma be your one guy You'll be my #1 girl Always making time for you I'ma tell you one time (Girl, I love, girl I love you) I'ma tell you one time (Girl, I love, girl I love you) Shawty right there She's got everything I need And I'ma tell her one time Give you everything you need down to my last dime She makes me happy I know where I'll be Right by your side 'Cause she is the one And girl you're my one love, my one heart My one life for sure Let me tell you one time (Girl, I love, girl I love you) I'ma tell you one time (Girl, I love, girl I love you) And I'ma be your one guy You'll be my #1 girl Always making time for you I'ma tell you one time (Girl, I love, girl I love you)
02 Feb, 2010
ma number
for anyone who wants ma # here it is 1-800-HOTTIE
02 Feb, 2010
strawberry smoothie recipe
hey everry body this is ma recipe to my home made smoothies first u need nesquic strawberry milk mix pour it in milk stir it up put vanilla ice cream in it and freeze it from 10-20 minutes...... enjoy
10 Jan, 2010
awww
A poem about Child Abuse My name is Lucifer I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I werent ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks arent home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlies bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes Im so afraid now Im starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door Hes already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "Im sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is Lucifer I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me Now i roam the underworld, to help those in need. I may seem evil, but i'm not. And if you read this and dont pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be AOne heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all i ask you to do pIs pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE
13 Dec, 2009
mood
my current mood is : BORED PS: maybe later i'll be HAPPY.
