Chrizzle

11 Dec, 2011

My new nickname

Well, I took some quiz on the internet for which nickname best fits you,, and I got.......are you ready for this? SKITTLES :P. It says I have a active personality.

11 Dec, 2011

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Scratch that...Nevermind, lol, I can't do it, I tried. It just doesn't have a good flow (My verse, not Tylers.)

11 Dec, 2011

Bastard by Tyler The Creator.

I'm gonna try to make my own cover of Bastard by Tyler The Creator verse by verse. Here's the first verse:

11 Dec, 2011

MW3

My dad bought me a Call of Duty shirt over the weekend :)

11 Dec, 2011

Akward things to do in public #2:

Act like the Termanator in a restaurant to your date and say: I'll be back....As soon as i'm done taking a big giant s***.

11 Dec, 2011

Akward things to do in public #1:

Walk into a Pet Shop with your pet, Sniff him for a long time then act high.

11 Dec, 2011

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Santa: Oh, Hi there Jesus! Are you having a wonderful christmas? Jesus: *sighs* No. Santa: Why? It's your birthday today! Jesus: That's the reason. Kids only care about YOU and not me. Christmas is supposed to be about God and bringing famillies together and care for each other. Not some guy with a white beard and a reindeer travelling around giving presents to little kids. Santa felt confused...Finally, he got up and walked away. "Maybe next year kids will pay more attention to God." Repost this if Christmas is about God! (I saw alot of these and it kinda annoyed me so I made my own up.)

30 Nov, 2011

Sag my pants lyrics Hopsin

[Verse 1] I erupt like a bomb, so give up the baton I'll slap you after bustin' a f***in' nut in my palm Why you muggin' me like something was wrong? Just take a puff of the bong And let me leave your mind corrupt from the song See you can't stop me, cuz I'mma brainwash teens And create false dreams cuz it pays? off clean I'm just an idiotic, ironic, symbolic, Illuminati product That's gonna be killed if I talk about it (shhh) This industry business is all screwed up I have no favorite rappers because all you s***! I sever the weakest niggas who not on my pedigree Cuz on a tombstone is as hard as their name will ever be I'm judged by my wild image a lot And everybody seems to think I have a sinister plot I do! Be offended by every sentence I jot I got some militant thoughts, and you ain't killin' 'em off! So listen [Hook] I sag my pants until my a** shows I even slap h**s (Bitch) Yeah, I'm an a**hole Yeah, yeah And your parents hate me 'cuz I love you (So?) Tell 'em I said "Fuck you!" Yeah I said "Fuck You!" Yeah, yeah [Verse 2] I snuck in Drake's house when he was alone inside You can say I have a bogus mind I dimmed the lights down and closed the blinds Around his neck is where my rope was tied I yanked on it 'till it broke his spine (Yeah!) Lately I been f***ing p***ed off (Why?) 'Cuz everybody sayin' Lil Wayne spits raw I'll start a big brawl, and slam his a** into a brick wall And have a fat nigga sit on him, Rick Ross (Boss!) I don't play with this rap s*** I got no life, I stay in the attic Fuck a rap career, I'm waiting to smash it Soulja Boy you? got a corny flow So you can s*** my f***ing d*** through a glory hole I'm just being me, what you tryna hate for? All you niggas is faker than Lupe Fiasco claiming he skateboards Yeah right, that nigga can't even ollie Push him away on the dolly, not even Satan can stop me! What? [Hook] [Verse 3] I'm probably the sickest m***********er who don't get recognized

30 Nov, 2011

My favorite song

I sag my pants untill my a** shows I even slap h**s, yeah i'm an a**hole, yeah, yeah and your parents hate me cause I love you, tell em' I said f*** you, yeah I said f*** you.