11 Jun, 2011

hey

check out my sweet a** body

24 May, 2011

hey

if you were on my fb idk what happened so i got a new one same name Chazpen Edwards

30 Apr, 2011

do it

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2. say your mom's name five times. ... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See more... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See more... See more... See more... See more... See more... See More... See more... See more... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See more... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See more... See more... See more... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More 3. say your crushes three times 4. paste this to four other groups. If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday. But if you read this and do not paste this, then you will have very bad luck. SEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS

14 Apr, 2011

hey ppl

follow me on twitter TheMenwithHam

11 Mar, 2011

hey

give me you credit card number and cvv2 number i need it for p*** and ebay

02 Mar, 2011

hey

i am stuck in jail(school) for another 7 1/2 hours

22 Jan, 2011

BlueberryAndRaspberryLemonadeTasteSoYummy.

Hehe.! Raspberry here. So like i'm just on this page because my Blueberry trusts me. I know i'm shocked to but you just have to love him. I mean he is the bestest. And i know he has been through somethings. And he has some problems hehe.(spongebob lover). But i look past that in him. Well like imma finna see if spongebob is on blueberry. Bye love you.!<3 -~♥♥Raspberry♥♥~

21 Jan, 2011

hey

b_day is sunday

18 Jan, 2011

hey

got my fone back call me if you got my digits and if you want then ask

01 Jan, 2011

HAPPY NEW YEAR

to all my ppl's happy new yaer

25 Dec, 2010

MERRY CHRISTMAS

and merry fistmas to all you b****es and a**holes

20 Dec, 2010

sex is like math

you divide her legs add your d*** multiply your sperm and if you have to many kids you subtract yourself

05 Dec, 2010

rate me

how good lookin am i [ ] 1 [ ] 2 [ ] 3 [ ] 4 [ ] 5 [ ] 6 [ ] 7 [ ] 8 [ ] 9 [ ] 10 Would you rather.. [ ] Do me Or [ ] Date me Would you rather be on top or bottom? [ ] Top [ ] Bottom Do I have pretty eyes? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you be sad if I moved? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you come visit me? [ ] Yes [ ] No Am I.. [ ] Hott [ ] Slick [ ] Maxy [ ] Cute Would you rather.. [ ] Makeout [ ] Cuddle [ ] **** [ ] Kiss Do you want to go out with me? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you give me your number? [ ] Yes ( - - ) <-----leave ya numba [ ] No Are you going to repost this so I can answer for YOU? [ ] Yes [ ] No oh ok

04 Dec, 2010

i like big butts sir mix a lot

i like big b***s and i cannot lie you other brothers can't deny. And when a girl walks in with and itty bitty waist, and a round thing in your face YOU GET SPRUNG! wanna pull out your tough. Cause you notice that b*** is stuffed! Deep in the jeans she warning, I'm hooked and can't stop staring. Oh baby i wanna get with ya and take ya picture! My homeboys try to warn me but that but got me so h****! Oh rump-o-smooth-skin you say you want to get my Benz? Well use me, use me cause you ain't no average groopie. i seen them dancin to the hell with romancin she's sweat,wet, she got it goin like a turbo jet! i am tired of of magazines saying flat b***s are the thing. take an average black man and ask him that. BABY GOT TO HAVE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

26 Nov, 2010

use then guys

greatest pickup lines "baby if we were in the abc's i would out u and i together" "baby if you were in the dictionary and i looked you up it would say dam she fine" " baby when i almost died i saw the light and it was you" "baby did it hurt when you fell out of heaven" "baby there is a magnate in my pants and i think there is a magnate in you" "baby teach me how to use my light caber"

19 Nov, 2010

brainbuster

trick question what is the time that happens after noon

17 Nov, 2010

hey

hey girls how would you eat a ice cream cone

05 Nov, 2010

i dare you to do it

Lol Things to do at WALMART: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking .2. Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of m&m's on lay away. 3.Set up a tent in the camping department. 4. When a clerk ask if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "why can't you people just leave me alone?" 5. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror to pick your nose. 6. While handling g**s in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti depressants are. 7. Dart around the store loudly humming the mission impossible theme song. 8. Hide in a clothing rack when ppl browse through say PICK ME! 9. When an announcement comes on the loudspeaker, a**ume the fetal position and scream NO NO! Its those voices again. 10. Go into the fitting room shut the door wait a while then yell very loudly there is no toilet paper in here!

05 Nov, 2010

i love you baby

♥_♥____♥_♥ Put this ♥___♥_♥__ ♥ heart _♥___♥___♥_ on your __♥ _____♥__ page if ___♥___ ♥___ you love ____♥_♥____ someone _____♥_____ very much

20 Oct, 2010

jack and jill

Jack and Jill, went up the hill, to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, unzipped his fly, and asked Jill do u wanna, Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun, but stupid Jill, forgot her pill, and now they have a son.

20 Oct, 2010

come on it will be fun

think of the dirtiest thing in that brain of yours and ask anyone this question evan me

19 Oct, 2010

if u want a rose just ask

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17 Oct, 2010

answer

F = damn youre ugly D = your parents must be hated C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay? C = You're okay looking, but u need work... C+ = You're just average B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person. B+ = Pretty damn attractive. I'd hit that. A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome. A = DAMN YOUR SEXXXAY!! A+ = Gorgeous... will u go out with me A++=SO HOTT will you marry me A+++=TAKE ME NOW ON THE TABLE AND #@*& ME AND DON'T STOP YOU ARE afraid of what people think of YOU if you don't post this!!!!!

17 Oct, 2010

damit

dam girls where you at come on i am like a dog with a bone

16 Oct, 2010

come on give it a try

3 questions 1 chance. 3 honest answers. Thats all you get. You get to ask me 3 questions. (TO MY INBOX) Any question, anything, no matter how crazy dirty or wrong it is. No catch. But I dare you to repost this. And see what people ask you

11 Oct, 2010

caution

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,__ ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,/ *_) .watch out i bite ,,,,, _,----,_/,,/ , . ,,,,/,,,,,,,,,,,,,,/ , _/...(...|.(...|) , /__.-|_|--|_|

10 Oct, 2010

better watch out guns are dangerous

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03 Oct, 2010

hey everybody

hi know listen when u c my page u will scroll down and c my friends if go on s**ygirl46's page and have something bad to say u will die bacause she will tell and it will be hell 4 u bye

01 Oct, 2010

hell

where r all my fiends /: (

12 Sep, 2010

awwyea

what up all you fine a** girls hook me up

30 Nov, -0001

you can suck it

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