25 Aug, 2011

if u were stuck in it

slipknot fan1213 Profile online Add To Friends | Block User | Send Message Member Since: 08/05/2009 Last Login: 08/22/2011 Profile Views: 307 Age: ?? Gender: Male Location: United States About Me: E-mail: Website: addictinggames.com slipknot fan1213's Blog Oct 4 2009 7:24PM im back ♥♦♠♣»One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between the that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die." If u post this on a bulletin in 5 minutes someone special will message or call you!« ♥♦♠♣ Aug 6 2009 1:55PM IF YOU BELIEVE!!!! If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. DON'T JUST IGNORE THIS BECAUSE IN THE BIBLE it says if you deny Him, He will deny you in front of His Father in the Gates of Heaven. This is the simplest test: If you love God and you are not ashamed of it, copy this and put it in your profile. God will smile at you Aug 6 2009 1:53PM 10 THINGS TO DO WHEN U GET STUCK IN A ELEVATOR! 1.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up,then screams,"That's mine!" 2.Leave a box in the corner and when someone gets on,ask them if they can hear ticking. 3.When there's only one other person in the elevator,tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasnt you. 4.Ask,"Did you feel that?" 5.Call out "Group Hug",then enforce it. 6.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering,"Shut up all of you,just shu

25 Aug, 2011

lawl

Boy: " I wasn't that drunk..." Friend- "Dude you were in my pool trying to find Nemo!" "you asked your girlfriend if she was single" "You were arguing with yourself, over the phone and got upset when you hung up" "you were in my closet yelling, "where is Narnia?" "you were throwing rocks at my cat screaming "GO PIKACHU!" "you hugged a man with a white beard and cried DUMBLEDORE YOU'RE BACK:)

25 Aug, 2011

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i am borad some one talk to me

25 Aug, 2011

hun truck

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25 Aug, 2011

happy birthhday

my sisters birthday is on sunday she is turning 15 happy birthday i love u

24 Aug, 2011

hey

did anyone feel the earthquck on tuesday at 1:15

24 Aug, 2011

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i go to school on september 6 yes

23 Aug, 2011

i pod

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21 Aug, 2011

stupidness

there once was a family of 8.Cell,Cill,Pill,Pell,Jell,Jill,Will,and Well.Well got put in a cell and Cill took a bad pill and Pell went to jail and jill had no will so this ended well. and yes i just made that up off the top of my head yes its stupid

21 Aug, 2011

true story

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her one year old son. People call her a s***, no one knows she was raped at 13 . People call another guy fat. No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be obese. People call an old man ugly . No one knows he had a serious injury fighting for our country in the war . Post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 99% of you won't

19 Aug, 2011

omg

went to my orientation and i saw everything that was at bear creek it was awesome . and went to my friends house went fishing and was swimming it was so fun

04 Aug, 2011

lol buddy

my bestfriend was over at my house andshe might not be sleepin over at my house and she is not going to the beach lol she is crying

03 Aug, 2011

jesus christ

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. DON'T JUST IGNORE THIS BECAUSE IN THE BIBLE it says if you deny Him, He will deny you in front of His Father in the Gates of Heaven. This is the simplest test: If you love God and you are not ashamed of it, copy this and put it in your profile. God will smile at you

03 Aug, 2011

sad

Aug 3 2011 9:56AM sad story one night these five girls were having a sleepover when they heard chaos at the end of her street. They went down to find out what was happening. They learned that a woman was raped and the man was on the loose. So they quickly run home and bolt everything down. Everything settles down for a while then they started hearing weird noises coming from outside. They let their minds go wild so they got scared and hid inside a closet. The man was really outside and found a window that had a broken bolt. He crept in quietly. The girls were scared ****less. He walked into the room and opened the closet, the girls screamed and ran in separate directions. Four of the girls went downstairs and locked the cellar door, which was right above the bathroom. He caught the fifth girl and took her into the bathroom, raped her, and skinned her alive. Her friends heard her die that night but couldnt do anything about it. They listened to her scratching the door to get out. In the morning when he had fled, the remaining went into the bathroom. There engraved into the wall was her message: ''how could you have let me die'' they looked up to get the tears out of their eyes and saw her flesh dangling from the knife that skinned her. Retell this story or the man will skin you alive too, because they havent caught him yet. And the girl will make sure you will die, so she can pass on the tale. Now how many of you clicked on this because it was t**led s**? Youre sick, it hurts to be raped, the pain and the memories youre forced to carry if you make it out alive are almost enough to drive you to kill yourself. You will hear your scream haunting your nightmares forever; you can still feel the pain on your body long after the deed was done. It never goes away, it will stay with you forever, like your very own circle of hell. Fact: A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted ''Toma soto balc

02 Aug, 2011

i know

?????? Put this on your page ??????? If you like to laugh alot! ???????

02 Aug, 2011

yes

Member Since: 01/17/2011 Last Login: 08/02/2011 Profile Views: 390

21 Jul, 2011

dare

A girl named Terry was dared by her friends to summon Bloody Mary. Terry had never seen her, so she figured it was okay. She went into the bathroom, lit some candles, looked into the mirror and said; "Bloody Mary," She turned around. "Bloody Mary," She turned around. "Bloody Mary." She turned around one last time and looked into the mirror and saw nothing. She closed her eyes and laughed, but when she opened them she saw hands grab her shoulders through the mirror. Then she saw Bloody Mary and shrieked in terror. The girls heard her shriek and ran to the bathroom. When they got there, their eyes were wide with shock. Their friends throat had been slit, and a mark that said, "SHE SUMMONED ME," and the girl ran away. IF YOU DO NOT REPOST THIS WITHIN THE NEXT 2 MINUTES SHE WILL APPEAR TO YOU THE NEXT TIME YOU LOOK IN A MIRROR. REPOST THIS WITH THE TITLE "Dares", AND YOU WILL BE SAFE

20 Jul, 2011

wat u do at walmart

Jul 20 2011 5:06PM what to do at walmart 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.6. Move a 'CAUTION - 'WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?!!"9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.10. While handling g**s in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say 'PICK ME,PICK ME!!'14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, a**ume the fetal position and scream, 'NO! NO! It's those voices again'15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, There is no toilet paper in here16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting, pikachu I choose you!! Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things....hehe x3

16 Jul, 2011

omg

A few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room,the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call thepolice, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escap....ed from... See More... See More... See More... See more... See more... See more ... See Morejail.(true story)If you don't postthis letter on to 10 pagess tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand(SORRY THIS REALLY FREAKS Me

14 Jul, 2011

aha

ther was a girl named lindsay and she is renting a hous and she was very aware of murderers she knew all about them as if she knew one. she sits and whatches a tv in the living room. all the sudden there was tree knoks on the door. she answerd who is it. then again three knoks on the door. she opend it. no one was there then it happend again at 12pm she opend.... no one. she goes to bed at 2am. she cant sleep bacaus off the knoking. so she finnaly falls asleep. and she woke up at 4pm. heard that knoking again. but she notices somthing. the knoking on the door were no longer on her front door it was on her bedroom door. she shakes in terror. she passes out from exoustion. and she wakes up the next morning. he is gonne. the door is open.. its snowing in summer??? she says.. then a dark figure was behind her and slit her throat.. the whole day went pitch black repost this or its gona happen to you

08 Jul, 2011

haha...

1.Caution: I have a smart brain, directly linked to a smart mouth, and I'm not afraid to use either of them! 2. i want you to sit down,lift you right foot, circle it clockwise,while w/ your right hand draw a 6! do it! now.did u notice when you drew the 6 you foot reversed! 3.They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well I think the g** helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people! 4.This is my care cup \_/ Oh... Look its empty. I wonder what that means? 5."Inside all of us there is an angel and a devil battling for the top" 6.Teacher: "How come your homework is blank?" Student: "I wrote it with invisible ink." 7.SORRY.i don't come with a warning label 8. The monsters in the closet only come out at night, because they are afraid of me. I jiggle the doorknob just for fun!

08 Jul, 2011

god

god i know u love me and if u dont then why would be born then and even when i am bad he still loves me but it makes him very sad when i am good he is not sad god is happy