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Hey the name is Britney I am 16 i have 2 years left of high school but thin i will be going to college for 4 years.=) i cant wate in tell i turn 18 so i can move out of my mom and dads house lol
Username : | britney |
First Name : | britney |
Last Name : | hayes |
Gender: | F |
Country: | US |
Member Since : | 29 Oct, 2007 |
06 Jul, 2011
fill it in
i ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars. Love,
06 Jul, 2011
hit me up
hello girls how are you doing tonight? Um... My number is 423-201-7778 you can call or txt but ony girls plzzz thanks;)
22 Mar, 2011
-TRUE-
every one says that love storys aways ends with happy beginings and also endings.But i'm here to tell every one that thats not always true.I have never really fount the girl of my dreams but i can finally say that i truly think and hope that i have. my baby girl is amazing and someone that i would love to spend my life with i love you so much baby and i hope that one day in the future that you will become my wife.I love you baby girl:)
20 Mar, 2011
SORRY
Damn when i say i only like girls that means i only like girls.So that mean all you little boys stop talking about how s**y i am or how s**y my t**s are. and girls you lost your chance i'm taken :)
12 Mar, 2011
Bday
Its my birthday:) i'm 17. i was born on march 12 1994. come on girls leave me some stuff.Only girls sorry guys
26 Feb, 2011
ANYONE
Is there anyone guy or girl that wants to smoke some POT with me?O ya FYI i get h**** a** f*** when i'm high.
16 Dec, 2010
Just the way you r baby
Girl you make me miss you more and more every day you make my hart beat faster and faster every time you tvch me you make of fill difrent thin any girl has made me fill baby all i need in like it you in my arms:)
24 Jun, 2010
which part
IF I LET U GRAB ONLY 1 PART OF MY BODY WAT WOULD U GRAB AND WHY??? REPOST THIS 2 SEE HOW MANY PPL WANT TO GRAB U IF YOU DON'T REPOST IN THE NEXT 30 SECONDS SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN TO U!
15 Jun, 2010
Bedrock
I can make your bed rock I can make your bed rock girl I can make your bed rock I can make your bed rock [Lil Wayne] She got the good good She Michael Jackson bad Im attracted to her For her attractive a** And now we murders Because we kill time I knock her lights out And she still shine I hate to see her go But I love to watch her leave But I keep her runnin back and forth Like a soccer team Cold as a winter day Hot as a summers eve Young money thieves Steal your heart with ease [Gudda Gudda] I like the way you walkin If your walkin my way Im that red bull Now lets fly away Lets buy a place With all kinds of space Ill let you be the judge And Im the case Im Gudda Gudda I put her under I see me with her No Stevie wonder She dont even wonder Cuz she know she bad And I got her n*gger Grocery bag [Young Lloyd) Oh baby, I be stuck to you like glue baby Wanna spend it all on you baby My room is the g-spot Call me Mr. Flinestone I can make your bed rock I can make your bed rock I can make your bed rock girl I can make your bedrock I can make your bedrock [Nicki Minaj] Okay I get it Let me think I guess its my turn Maybe its time to put this p*ssy on your sideburns He say Im bad He prolly right He pressin me like buttons downs on a Friday night Im so pretty like We on my pedal bike He on my low skirt He on my edgar whites He say Nicki dont stop you the bestest and I just be coming off the top as bestest [Drake] I Love ya tosha roll Hotter than wasabi I race for your love Shake and bake Ricky Bobby Im at the W But I cant meet you in the lobby Girl I gotta watch my back Cuz Im not just anybody I seen them stand in line Just to get beside her I let her see the aston And let the rest surprise her Thats when we disappear You need GPS to find her Oh that was your girl? I thought I recognized her [Young Lloyd] Oh baby, I be stuck to you like glue baby Wanna spend it all on you baby My
15 Jun, 2010
I'm Awesome
awesome, awesome, awesome,awesome,awesome,awesome I don't necessarily have to be here for this I'm gonna keep the headphones though mother ****** I'm awesome! No you're not dude don't lie I'm awesome! I'm drivin around in my mom's ride I'm awsome! A quarter of my life gone by and I met all my friends online m***********er I'm awesome!!! I will run away from a brawl I'm awsome! There's no voice mail nobody called I'm awsome! i can't afford to buy eight ball and i talk to myself on my facebook wall you know my pants sag low (low) even though (though) that went out of style like ten years ago (go) spose, i got the swagger of a cripple i got little biceps, getting fatter in the middle and lyrically i'm not the best physically the opposite of randy moss and yet so preposterous feel the awesomeness the most obnoxious guest up at the sausage fest oh yes!i like to have s** the girls are repulsed so i hide in my hood like i'm joining a cult uh uhh i'm as nervous as my cattle dirty curtis all my writtens are bitten and all my verses are purchased me? i'ii never date an actress got to many back zits plus my whole home aroma is cat p*** every show i do is poorly promoted and if you like this it's cuz my little sister wrote it i'm awsome!!! no you're not dude don't lie i'm awsome!!! i'm drivin around in my mom's ride i'm awsome!!! a quarter of my life gone by and i met all my friends online mother f***er i'm awsome!!! i will run away from a brawl i'm awsome!!! there's no voice mail nobody called i'm awsome!!! i can't afford to buy eight ball and i talk to myself on my facebook wall swagger of a cripple check it out i'm from maine and i don't hunt nope and i can't ski smoke weed but i can't roll blunts maight be with my wifey my necjs not icy eatin' at mcdonalds because subway is pricey Find More lyrics at www.sweetslyrics.com uh and my unibrow is plucked just ask my mom if i could borrow ten bucks sh
25 May, 2010
Birthday sex
It's yo birthday, so I know you want to ride out Even if we only go to my house sip mo'ezzy" as we sit upon my couch Feels good, but I know you want to cry out You Say you want passion, I think you found it Get ready for action, don't be astounded We switching positions, you feel so rounded Tell me where you want your gift, girl Girl you know I-I-I, Girl you know I-I-I I been feenin, Wake up in the late night Been dreamin bout your loving, girl Girl you know I-I-I, Girl you know I-I-I Don't need candles and cake Just need your body to make... Birthday s**...Birthday s** Birthday s**...Birthday s** See you s**y and them jeans got me on 10 1-2-3 Ding, I got you pinned Don't tap out, fight until the end Ring that bell, and we gonna start over again We ridin with passion, 'cause it's your birthday Been at it for hours, I know you thirsty You kiss me so sweetly, taste just like Hershey's Just tell me how you want you gift, girl Girl you know I-I-I, Girl you know I-I-I I been feenin, Wake up in the late night Been dreamin bout your loving, girl Girl you know I-I-I, Girl you know I-I-I Don't need candles and cake Just need your body to make... Birthday s**...Birthday s** Birthday s**...Birthday s** First, I'm gonna take a dive into the water, Deep until I know I pleased that body Or girl without a broom I might just sweep you off your feet And make you wanna tell somebody...how I do Or maybe we can float on top my waterbed You close your eyes as I im-prov between your legs We work our way from kitchen stoves and tables, Girl, you know I'm only able to please Say you wanted flowers on the bed But you got me and now it's on again Girl you know I-I-I, Girl you know I-I-I I been feenin, Wake up in the late night Been dreamin bout your loving, girl Girl you know I-I-I, Girl you know I-I-I Don't need candles and cake Just need your body to make... Birthday s**...Birthday s** Birthday s**...Birthday s**
24 May, 2010
i am a sexy cheerleader with a hot body
What color of shirt are you wearing? Red = silly Brown = cute Green = gorgeous Blue = s**y white = Muscular Aqua = freaky Yellow = innocent Purple = a little TOO happy Black or dont remeber = EMO Orange = funny Gray = dumb Pink = preppy light pink = sweaty Multicolored = tree hugging Other = hott none = s**y beast What kind of pants are you wearing?? short shorts =cheerleader Skirt or Skort = llama Corduroy = cagefighter skinny jeans = pothead Ripped Jeans = skater Camo = hillbilly jean short shorts = w**** jeans = prep Cargo = clown Sweats or basketball shorts = gangster soccer shorts = runner Shorts = bum Pajama Pants = s*** Nothing = mother banger What is your NATURAL hair color? dark brown =with a broken heart auburn = with a hot boyfriend/ girlfriend red = with a hot b*** black = with a nice smile blonde = with a hott body brown = with beautiful eyes dirty blonde = that flirts tooo much strawberry blonde = that is to much to handle light brown = with amazing eyes
07 Dec, 2009
this is strate to you babe
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30 Nov, 2009
hey people omg :(
omg like i f***en hate my life ther is just so much drama Gd why the hell dose life have to be like this?????
30 Oct, 2009
thats me whin you brake my hart
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30 Oct, 2009
die mother fucker
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26 Oct, 2009
read
you must read all the way through! NO CHEATING! (itz worth it ) mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "b****" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a b**** and a b******?" and the mom says "well, a b**** is a lady and a b****** is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your p**** in my v*****!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a p**** and v*****?" His moms says "Well Billy, a p**** is a hat and a v***** is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "****" and billy said "Dad, whats ****" And then his dad says "Well billy, **** is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "****!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats ****?" "Well billy **** is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello b****es and b******s, may i take your p****'s and v*****s, my dad's upstairs wiping **** off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen ****ng the Turkey" Post This... 1 hour- You'll be single for the next year :[ 20 min - Your crush will kiss you 15min - Your crush will tongue you 5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out under 2 min - You will stay with your crush forever
20 Oct, 2009
i love you ;) shhhh
98% of teenagers say "I Love You" and don't mean it. if u r one of the 2% that does, then copy and paste this in your profile
25 Sep, 2009
LIFE
hey you b single? ya. well you b s**i as hell!!! you b s**ii as hell all so *smiles* will you go out wit me?ya sure. date for a coulpe of months. you do no that i am a daddy wright wate wat? o i thought you new. o well ya thats fine. o lord here comes mama.wat the hell do you want? well you b the b**** that took my babies daddy a way from me wtf
11 Aug, 2009
i got dared
I WANT YOUR # I DNT CARE WHO U R! NAME: Cell #: TEXT MESSAGING(YES OR NO): PIX MESSAGING(YES OR NO). FREAKY{YES OR NO}: I DARE YOU TO COPY AND PASTE DiS & SEE HOW MANY #'S U GET
16 Jul, 2009
but a X on the one you have nerer dune
( x) I've Never Been Drunk ( ) I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Max () I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Same Max (x) I've Never Crashed A Friend's Car ( ) I've Never Gone Past "Second Base" at a movie theater ( x) I've Never Been In A Taxi ( ) I've Never Been In Love ( ) I've never dumped someone ( ) I've Never Been Dumped (x) I've Never Shoplifted (x) I've Never Been Fired () I've Never Been In A Fist Fight (x ) I've Never Snuck Out Of My Parent's House (x ) I've Never Been Tied Up ( ) I've Never Regretted Having Max With Someone (x ) I've Never Been Arrested () I've Never had a one night stand () I've Never Made Out With A Stranger (x) I've Never Stolen Something From My Job (x) I've Never Celebrated New Years In Time Square ( x) I've Never Gone On A Blind Date () I've Never Lied To A Friend () I've Never Had A Crush On A Teacher (x ) I've Never Celebrated Mardi-Gras In New Orleans (x )x I've Never Been To Europe ( ) I've Never Skipped School (x) I've Never Slept With A Co-Worker (x) I've Never Been Married (x) I've Never Been Divorced () I've Never Posed Nude () I've Never Thrown Up In A Bar (x ) I've Never Eaten Sushi (x ) I've Never Been Snowboarding
15 Jul, 2009
12 facts
facts i no about all people reading this: 1. ur reading my comment 2.now ur saying/thinking thats a stupid fact 4.you didnt notice i skipped 3 5.ur checking it now 6.ur smiling 7.ur still reading my comment 8. you know all of this is true 10.you didnt notice i skipped 9 11.ur checking it now 12.you didnt notice there are only 10 facts COPY AND PASTE TO PROFILE AND TOMMARROW WILL BE UR BEST DAY EVER!!!!!
15 Jul, 2009
lol
Two cowboys were sitting in a bar when one asked his friend if he had heard of the new s** position called rodeo. His friend says no, what is it? Well you mount your wife from the back, reach around and cup her breasts with both hands. Then say, "Boy, those are almost as nice as your sisters". Then see if you can hold on for 8 seconds.
15 Jul, 2009
Joke
There were these three guys outside of a bar. There was a black guy, a white guy, and a chinese guy. They all had been in the bar before and saw this gorgious women. Well they made a bet to see who could make the woman scream. The black guy goes in a comes out and the women is laughing, and then the white guys goes in, well after he comes out she is laughing even harder. The chinese guy goes in and a after a few minutes she is screaming bloody murder. Then he comes out, and the other two guys said how did you do that, and the chinese guy goes "Me chinese, me play trick, me put hot sauce on my ****!"
15 Jul, 2009
"Just to settle all the rumors....yes i am pregnant"
IT'S PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED THIS because in the next seven days you will: * have s** * have someone fall in love with you * find money you've been missing * your luck will change for the better in all areas... love, happiness, job, money, BUT...first you will have to repost this with 1 of these t**les: "I'm a lesbian" "I'M HORNY" "I GOT ARRESTED" "Just to settle all the rumors...yes I am pregnant" "I'm getting married!" "My dad got the job!.. I'm moving to Japan!" "Guess ... who i kissed last night!" "I guess it was never meant to be" "I'm gonna be a daddy!" "I'm moving back!!!!!" "im gonna be a mommy" "I'm moving!!! "I miss her" "i miss him" "he love's me again" "she love's me again" "I want SEX" "I got married last night!!!" BEWARE IF U DONT REPOST THIS U WILLL HAVE BAD LUCK FOR 2 years
14 Jul, 2009
1 Q
1 question 1 chance. 1 honest answer. Thats all you get. You get to ask me 1 question. (TO MY INBOX) Any question, anything, no matter how crazy dirty or wrong it is. No catch. But I dare you to repost this. And see what people ask you
10 Jul, 2009
so sad
A poem about Child Abuse My name is Lucifer I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I werent ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks arent home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlies bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes Im so afraid now Im starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door Hes already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "Im sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is Lucifer I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me Now i roam the underworld, to help those in need. I may seem evil, but i'm not. And if you read this and dont pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be AOne heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all i ask you to do pIs pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE
09 Jul, 2009
i am only 2% of it :(
98% of teenagers say "I Love You" and don't mean it. if u r one of the 2% that does, then copy and paste this in ur profile!
09 Jul, 2009
i am a sexy gangster with a hot body
What color of shirt are you wearing? Red = silly Brown = cute Green = gorgeous Blue = s**y white = Muscular Aqua = freaky Yellow = innocent Purple = a little TOO happy Black or dont remeber = EMO Orange = funny Gray = dumb Pink = preppy light pink = sweaty Multicolored = tree hugging Other = hott none = s**y beastly What kind of pants are you wearing? short shorts =cheerleader Skirt or Skort = llama Corduroy = cagefighter skinny jeans = pothead Ripped Jeans = skater Camo = hillbilly jean short shorts = w**** jeans = prep Cargo = clown Sweats or basketball shorts = gangster soccer shorts = runner Shorts = bum Pajama Pants = s*** Nothing = mother banger What is your NATURAL hair color? dark brown =with a broken heart auburn = with a hot boyfriend/ girlfriend red = with a hot b*** black = with a nice smile blonde = with a hott body brown = with beautiful eyes dirty blonde = that flirts tooo much strawberry blonde = that is to much to handle light brown = with amazing eyes
06 Jul, 2009
hey
When did you last cry? lass night What was the reason you last cried? my dad a bused me with words Do you consider yourself and emotional person?no Does anything hurt on your body? no Any current scabs or bruises? no Are you klutsy or accident prone?no Ever tripped over your own feet? No How long has it been since you took vitamins? idk a long time a go When is the last time you took medicine? lass night What was the medicine for? hed acke Ever had any illnesses or diseases? yes Do you get headaches often?yes Do you have health insurance? Yes If so, who is it through? idk Do you want plastic surgery? no If it was free, what 1 thing would you have done? snak,angil bites How much do you think it costs to have a b*** job? idk b/c i wold not need it i got to much as it is now Do you have or want any tattoo's? i want one If so, what do you have or want? this girl that i am in love with her name Would you consider permanent make-up? No What do you think is the perfect age to start having children? i am not going to have any i am bi How many children would you like to have? 0 Do you already have names picked out of your future children?no How effective is the pull out method when it comes to birth control? idk What is your birth control method of choice?idk Ever had a pregnancy scare when you weren't planning? Yes but i had a miscarege Do you get along better with your mom or dad? mom When did you last speak to a family member? to day called my mom How much do you spend on your parents for Christmas? 0 Will you raise your children how you were raised? No Are you a Christian? some times Do you consider yourself to be religious?no When is the last time you attended a church service? yester day dad makes me Do you want to have a closer relationship with God? no Do you have anyone you can talk to?my big sis
06 Jul, 2009
survayy
What's your favorite color gummy bear? red What is the s**iest part of the opposite s**'s body? idk Have you ever made up/sang a song for someone you cared about? yes Ever had a song sang about/for you? no Is there a baby in the room with you right now? no but will be soon =) Do you know how to dance? slow dance Where do you sing the most, in the car, the shower or other? no were What is your favorite thing that is green? my shurt What did your last text message say? i love you Boxers, briefs or boxer briefs? i am not a boy What is your middle name? Ellen What is the way to your heart? up my a** lol What do you smell like? sope lol j/k sweet pea What's in your pocket? a lider Anything in your mouth? tung ring Ever hurt yourself playing Wii? nope do have wii Do you have freckles? no How many languages can you say "Hello" in? 1 What's the last movie you saw in the theater? idk Ever jumped/fallen/been pushed in a pool with your clothes on? no Are you wearing any clothes that you wore yesterday? no Name a song that you know all the words to: back seats wiindows up thats the way i like to f*** Are you in love with someone right now? yes What's the last thing you watched on TV? idk What's the last video game you played? Rock band Who is your daddy and what does he do? Donnie and he is a a** hole thats all he is Can you do the alphabet in sign language? no Do you have an uncle named Joe? not that i no of What word do you use when people pass gas? lol Do you wear glasses? no
30 Jun, 2009
?????
why the hell is my life this f***ed up i was in a good mood in tell Kaitlynn brought me down. :'''(
29 Jun, 2009
addicted
I’m so addicted to All the things you do When you’re going down on me In between the sheets All the sounds you make With every breath you take It’s not like anything When you’re loving me Oh girl lets take it slow So as for you well you know where to go I want to take my love and hate you till the end It’s not like you to turn away From all the bull**** I can’t take It’s not like me to walk away I’m so addicted too all the things You do when you’re going down on me In between the sheets All the sounds you make With every breathe you take It’s not like anything When you’re loving me Yeahh I know it was getting rough All the times we spend When we try to make This love something better than Just making love again It’s not like you to turn away All the bull**** I can’t take Just when I think I can walk away, I’m so addicted to all the things You do when you’re going down on me In between the sheets All the sounds you make With every breathe It’s not like anything I’m so addicted to the things you do When you’re going down on me All the sounds you make with every breath you take It’s not like anything when you’re loving me Yeahh When you’re loving me I can not make it through All the things you do There’s just got to be more than you and me I’m so addicted too all the things you do When you’re going down on me In between the sheets All the sounds you make with every breath you take It’s not like anything It’s not like anything I’m so addicted too All the things you do When you’re going down All the sounds you make with every breath You take it’s not like anything I’m so addicted to you Addicted to you
24 Jun, 2009
lol
Do you smoke ? yes Are u g**? shhhh What color Is ur hair ? blond Are u single ? no How many friends u have In real life ? 20-50 Do u have a Myspace ? no Do u have a car ? no Whats a word u use ? lol Can u be funny ? Yes How many piercings u got ? 4 How many times have u had s** ? 3 Do u like kids ? yes Do u eat alot ? no Do u do dumb**** ? Yea What games u play ?idk Do u look girls ? yes Do u like cookies ? no You have any close friends? yea You're favorite band? idk Second fav? idk
24 Jun, 2009
Do You Get It? if so comment me and tell me
Two tall trees,a birch and a beech,are growing in the woods.A small tree begins to grow between them,and the beech says to the birch is this a son of a beech or a son of a birch?The birch says he cannot tell.Just then a wood pecker lands on sapling.The birch says,wood pecker you are a tree expert.Can you tell if thats a son of a beech or a son of a birch?The wood pecker takes a tast of the small tree.He replies ,It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch.It is,however the best piece of ash i have ever put my peeker in!!!!
24 Jun, 2009
she was pushed
About six years ago Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school durning a fire drill.When she didn't submerge the police were called.They went down and broght up the seven-teen year old Carmen Winstead's body, the neck broke hitting the ladder, then side concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell...They believed them FACT: Two monthes after six-teen year old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it.When he went the take a shower he heard laughter from his shower, he started freaking out and ran to his computer to repost it, he said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, five hours later his mom woke up in the middle of the night cause of a loud noise,David was gone,that morning a few hours later the police found him in the sewer, his neck broke and his face peeled off If you don't repost this saying "she was pushed" or "They pushed her down the sewer" Then carmen will get you,either from the sewer,the toilet,the shower, or when you go to sleep you'll wake up in the sewer,in the dark,then Carmen will kill you.
23 Jun, 2009
i wanna fuck you in the basement
Jan. - i WANNA FEEL YOU Feb. - i WANNA HAVE SEX WITH YOU Mar. - i WANNA **** YOU Apr.- i WANNA DANCE WiTH YOU May.- i WANT YOUR BODY Jun. - i WANNA KISS YOU Jul. - i WANNA BITE YOU Aug. - i WANNA liCK YOU Sep. - i WANNA lOVE YOU Oct. - i WANNA TOUCH YOU Nov. - i WANNA RUB YOU Dec. - i WANNA TAKE YOU TO SEX HEAVEN 1- iN THE STATiON WAGON 2- iN AN ElEVATOR 3- iN A BLIZZARD 4- IN A STREET. 5- ON THE STAiRS 6- ON THE COUNTER 7- ON THE WAY TO SCHOOL 8- iN A ClOSET 9- ON ViDEO CAMERA 10- iN THE BATH TUB 11- iN THE SHEETS 12- iN THE BASEMENT 13- iN THE BACK OF A CAR 14- WHilE WATCHiNG PORN 15- iN THE DOG'S CAGE 16- iN THE SHED 17- iN THE HOT TUB 18- ON THE ROOF 19- iN THE SWiMMiNG POOl 20- WiTH STRAWBERRiES 21- iN THE DRESSiNG ROOM 22- oN thE ToiLeT 23- AT A GAS STATiON 24- iN THE RAiN 25- iN THE ATTiC 26- iN THE lAUNDRY ROOM 27- ALL NiGHT LONG 28- AT MY GRANDPARENTS HOUSE 29- WiTH KiWi 30- AT THE POST OFFiCE 31- AT CHUCKiE CHEESE
16 Jun, 2009
I smoked a hottie because i am a mexican
1 (Jan) - I stabbed 2 (Feb- I Robbed 3 (Mar) - I Smoked 4 (April)- I shot 5 (May) - I kissed 6 (June) -I ran shirtless with 7 (July) - I hugged 8 (Aug) - I jumped with 9 (Sept)- i slapped 10 (Oct)- I banged 11 (Nov) - I killed 12 (Dec) - I ran naked with Pick the day (number) you were born on: 01 - 02 - a tooth brush 03 - a mexican 04 - a homeless guy 05 - Barney The Dinosaur 06 - a teletubby 07 - the one that i love 08 - a w**** 09 - a bowl of cereal 10 - a gangsta 11 - my boyfriend 12 - a hottie 13 -c******addict 14 - condom 15 - my "boo" 16 - a ninja 17 - my crush 18 - a s**y B0Y 19 - an Easter egg 20 - a snowman 21 - a spatula 22 - cookie monster 23 - A Hot Girl 24 - yo momma 25 - Paris Hilton 26 - a pimp 27 - a mop 28 - the Trojan man 29 - my h** 30 - my ex-boyfriend 31 - a bag of weed Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White - because im s**y like that yellow/black - because i love weed Pink - because i love to party Turquoise - because i like to snort c****** Polka Dots - because I am a tranny Graphic - because I'm g** Grey - because I have amazing b***s. Other - because I'm r****ed Green - because i like shoelaces Orange - because i am a Mexican Red - because I am crazy like that Blue - because that bum stole my taco Tye dye - because Im a ****ing scuba diver Purple - because the gummy bears raped me Striped - Because I am an Italian none- because im a s**y beast
16 Jun, 2009
i love you
A real I love you comes from the heart....is writtin out all the way (I love you) one of those silly (ily)'s don't mean a thing just a way of trying to get what out want so someone feels better. If you agree with me repost this as "I love you" and something good will happen to you tonight at midnight. if you don't it's your loss, no one will ever love you!!
12 Jun, 2009
the fun test!!okay get a pice of papere and number it 1-8
Don't look down at the answers or it won't work!!!! 1. What color are your eyes? blue 2. Do y ou have long, medium, or short hair? medium 3. Is your hair blonde, brown, red, or black?blond 4. Do you want an outside wedding, or one in a church? idk if i will get married 5. Would you rather have a dog, cat, or bird?dog 6. Do you like red roses, or white? red 7. What's your favorite color out of silver, blue, or yellow? blue 8. Pick a number (1-10)5 *~*~* Now Make 2 wishes*~*~* Wishes! Wishes! Wishes! Wishes!Wishes! Wishes! Wishes! Wishes!Wishes! Now the Results*~*~ Eye Color! green- creative, blue- strong, brown- active, hazel- energetic, gray- quiet Hair Length! long- smart, but act wild , medium- You're a CUTIE!! short- fun to be around Hair Color! blonde-Cutie!~ very fun to be around brown- craz y~ b ut people luv ya! red- funny and out-going black- energetic Wedding Options! outside- very romantic! in a church- traditional Animal! dog- sporty cat- sensitive bird- loud! Rose Color! red-sensitive and romantic! white- peaceful, and loving! Color! silver- popular~ you act before you think! blue- Cutie! you are sweet! yellow- awesome~you are very outgoing! Number! Whatever number you pick is how many times you will fall in love before you get married. And it's how many minutes you have to forward this to 10 people! Send to 1-2 people- no wishes20will come true! Send to 3-5 people- your wishes will come true in a few months! Send to 6-10 people- your wishes will come true in a few weeks! Send to 11-15 and your wishes will come true in a couple of days.... like soon! IF YOU DONT REPOST, OR SEND THIS, HOWEVER, YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE... BUT AS THE *OPPOSITE*! (LIKE IF U WANT SOMEONE TO GO OUT WITH U,THEY WONT!!! LOL) ....SO THINK BEFORE NOT REPOSTING!!!
11 Jun, 2009
Did you no
Did u know? B4 u go to sleep at night there is 1 person of the opposite s** thinking of u.They want to kiss u, They want to be with u they are always thinking about u b4 they go to sleep at night. in a month they will ask u out or? grab u and kiss u.Post this in the next 200 seconds and you WILL have THE best day of your life THIS SATURDAY.You're number one love Will eitherkiss you,ask you out,or call you,or text you,or better
15 Jul, 2008
whuts me with out you?
"what's Minnie without Mickey?? what's Tigger without Pooh?? what's patrick without Spongebob?? what's me without you?? send to 10 ppl u love or friends you never wanna lose!! If u get this back it means, you are important to them too. ""
15 Jul, 2008
friends
FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food. REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we ****ed up... but that **** was fun" FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry. REAl FRiENDS: cry with you FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAl FRiENDS: keep your **** so long they forget its yours. FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you. REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you. FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door. REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile. REAl FRiENDS: Are for life. FAKE FRiENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. REAl FRiENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste ****." FAKE FRiENDS: will talk **** to the person who talks **** about you. REAl FRiENDS: Will knock them the **** out FAKE FRiENDS: Would ignore this REAl FRiENDS: Will send this to all there real friends and hope toget it back!! got this from somebody on mostfungames.
14 Jul, 2008
answer
1. Whats your Name? 2. Are we close? 3. What do you think of me? 4. Do you hav a crush on me? 5. Would u kiss me? 6. would u go with me? 7. Describe me in 3 words? 8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do? 9. What was ur first impression of me? 10. Do u still think the same bout me? 11.. What reminds u of me? 12. If you could give me anything what would it be? 13. How well do u know me? 14. What do u like best about me? 15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt? 16. Could you ever love me? 17. Give me a nickname and explain why? 18.R u gonna put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u? 19.Anything 2 say b4 u go? 20.Rate me 1-10
30 Nov, -0001
this is strate to you bitch
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