14 Aug, 2010

just hacked by alyssa

dhey buddy i just hacked yew even tho u gave meh ur pass word an all that good stuff .....so yah in ur face s***er........well i guess bye then tehe love yah!!!!!!!!!!

22 May, 2010

RACIST

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down

21 Apr, 2010

QUESTION

1 question 1 chance. 1 honest answer. Thats all you get. You get to ask me 1 question. (TO MY INBOX) Any question, anything, no matter how crazy dirty or wrong it is. No catch. But I dare you to repost this see what people say

18 Apr, 2010

wow

I was just helpin move in some furniture for this 89 year old lady and she forced me to take 20 bucks guess thats karma lol

02 Apr, 2010

YANKEE DOODLE

yankee doodle yankee doodle went to town riding on his mother everytime he hit the bump he had another brother yankee doodle keep it up yankee doodle harder yankee doolde keep it up and now go screw ur father if u think this is funny or wrong then post this up on ur profile....

20 Feb, 2010

HAHA

you must read all the way through! NO CHEATING! (itz worth it ) mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "b****" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a b**** and a b******?" and the mom says "well, a b**** is a lady and a b****** is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your p**** in my v*****!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a p**** and v*****?" His moms says "Well Billy, a p**** is a hat and a v***** is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "****" and billy said "Dad, whats ****" And then his dad says "Well billy, **** is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "****!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats ****?" "Well billy **** is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello b****es and b******s, may i take your p****'s and v*****s, my dad's upstairs wiping **** off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen ****ng the Turkey" Post This... 1 hour- You'll be single for the next year :[ 20 min - Your crush will kiss you 15min - Your crush will tongue you 5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out under 2 min - You will stay with your crush forever

20 Feb, 2010

Things to do at Walmart

Things to do at WALMART: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking .2. Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of m&m's on lay away. 3.Set up a tent in the camping department. 4. When a clerk ask if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "why can't you people just leave me alone?" 5. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror to pick your nose. 6. While handling g**s in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti depressants are. 7. Dart around the store loudly humming the mission impossible theme song. 8. Hide in a clothing rack when ppl browse through say PICK ME! 9. When an announcement comes on the loudspeaker, a**ume the fetal position and scream NO NO! Its those voices again. 10. Go into the fitting room shut the door wait a while then yell very loudly there is no toilet paper in here!

20 Feb, 2010

Tipsy Tervey

ONE SUNNY NITE, 2 DEAD MAN WOKE UP TO FITE, BACK TO BACK THEY FACED EACH OTHER, PULLING OUT THEIR KNIVES THEY SHOT AT EACH OTHER, 2 DEFTH POLICE HEARD THE NOICE, WALKING SLOW THEY HURRIED TO STOP THE FITE. DO U NOTICE ANYTHING ABOUT THIS STORY???

14 Feb, 2010

vday

happy valentines day yall

14 Feb, 2010

MMA

man the fights tonight were kickass we wooped everyones a** and got all the t**les!