19 Mar, 2011

QUEEEESTIOOOON!

1. does anyone know any good nintendo 64 games? 2. does anyone knoe any good DS games?

01 Mar, 2011

XD

haha 3 people already got it

28 Feb, 2011

GUESS MY FAV SHOW

3 Hints 1."YOU FUCKING JEW!" 2. Its a cold setting 3. Had its own movie WHAT IS IT?!?!?!?!

16 Jan, 2011

MY D**K

My Dick, Great White Rod, Yo' Dick, It dissapointed God, My Dick, Destroyed a whole house, Yo Dick, It look like a mouse, My Dick, WMD, Yo Dick,? Fuckin Puny, My Dick, Tyranosaurus Rex, Yo Dick, don't work for s** My d***, goes over and over, Yo d***, is empty like folder, My d***, is a s** expert, Yo d***, is f***ing big nerd, My d***, can kill every bat, Yo d***, is? half dead rat, My d***, says give me more, Yo d***, cant stand even w****

13 Jan, 2011

FUCK!!!!

my bro got a f***in tazer and hes f***in scarin every1 wit it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and his dumbass friend is g**na let him zap him

11 Jan, 2011

perfect end of the world song

We're leaving together, But still its farewell And maybe well come back, To earth, who can tell? I guess there is no one to blame Were leaving ground Will things ever be the same again? Its the final countdown. The final countdown. Were heading for venus and still we stand tall Cause maybe theyve seen us and welcome us all With so many light years to go and things to be found Im sure that well all miss her so. It's the final countdown. The final countdown. The final countdown, Final countdown The final countdown. It's the final countdown. The final countdown. The final countdown. Its the final countdown, final countdown. We're leaving together. The final countdown. We'll all miss her so. It's the final countdown, final countdown. It's the final countdown.

11 Jan, 2011

how fast can u guess this

1. b___bs 2. s_x 3. f_____ck 4. d___ck now here are the answers 1. bulbs, 2. six, 3.? firetruck,? 4. duck!!

11 Jan, 2011

women are equal and they deserve respect

just? kidding, they should s*** my d***

04 Jan, 2011

its from a song

me and my friend went to a movie but we needed a ride so i told my big bro to take me so he did we went in and my friend sayd Friend: STEP ON IT SUCKA! Me: WUTCHA WANNA DO MAN Both: SNACK ATTACK MUTHAFUCKA!!!!!!!

01 Jan, 2011

My first blog in 2011

in my head: wow this is a joyous occasion i hope every one has a delightful new years! i say: BOOBIES!!!!!!!!! =D

30 Dec, 2010

I JUST HAD SEX

I just had s** And it felt so good I wanna let me put my p**** inside her I just had s** And I’ll never go back To the not having s** ways of the past Have you ever had s** I have it felt great It felt so good When i did it with my p**** A girl let me do it It literally just happened Having s** should make a nice man after meanest Never guess where I just came from I had s** If I had to describe the feeling It was the best When I had the s** Man my p**** felt great I called my parents right after I was done Oh hey didn’t see you there Guess what i just did Had s** Undressed Saw her b***ies and the rest For sure Nice of her to let you do that thing Nice of any girl ever Now sing I just had s** And it felt so good I wanna let me put my p**** inside her I wanna tell the world To be honest I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it Doesn't really make sense But man screw it I ain't one to argue with a good thing She could be my wife That good The best 30 seconds of my life I’m so humbled by the girls ? to let me do her Honestly I had s** with a pile of venua With that in mind The soft nice smell of girls better She let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater So this one’s dedicated to them girls That let us flop around on top of them (yeah) Whether you’re near or far Whether short or tall We wanna thank you all For letting us f*** you She kept looking at her watch (Doesn't matter had s**) But I cried the whole time (Doesn't matter had s**) I think she mighta been a racist (Doesn't matter had s**) She put a bag on my head (still counts) I just had s** And my dreams came true So if you’ve had s** in the last 30 minutes Then you qualified to sing with me I just had s** (everybody sing) And it felt so good (we all had s**) I wanna let me put my p**** inside her (I wanna tell the world) I just had s** And i’ll never go back Do not have s** ways of the past It feels so great

30 Dec, 2010

MICHEAL JACKSON IS DEAD

Oh my god did you hear about michael jackson? Yeah i heard about michael jackson, its crazy right? Yeah i can't believe it All of a sudden the media is on his side I know its crazy right? Michael jackson is dead, don't pretend you give a s*** You mother f***in hypocrites remember what you said he did Michael jackson is dead, no you never gave a s*** So why are you pretendin you mother f***in hypocrites Michael jackson's such a freak, you'd hear it a thousand times a week On every f***in tv screen and on every f***in magazine Yeah sure we liked him for a while, for a few years when he was in style Then someone said he's a pedophile and f***in boys is what makes him smile Then there was a punchline everyday about his skeletor-like face And how he loved 12 year old balls, we didn't care if it was true or false So don't pretend that you give a f*** Keep talking about how he s***ed 12 year old cock And went from being a cute little black kid and died as a white skeleton robot Michael Jackson is dead don't pretend you give a s*** you mother f***in hypocrites remember what you said he did Michael Jackson is dead no you never gave a s*** so why are you pretending you mother f***in hypocrites Remember when he dangled his kid from a balcony, I wasn't hearing you call him legendary And when we heard that s*** about the caulken kid We said oh my god jacko's mother f***in sick He likes f***in kids! he likes f***in kids! Nobody was talkin bout his music Now if i said he died choking on a kid's d*** You'd say "oh my god thats so offensive!" Well f*** you, you mother f***in c*** a** b**** Everyone in the news you hit the mother f***in On your high horse sayin i'm a demon Cause i say you overdosed on a boy's s**** Michael jackson is dead, don't pretend you give a s***... Oh we're so sad that michael passed away, we loved him so much Really, really did you love him? cause from where i'm standing it kind of looked like you hated h

26 Dec, 2010

When ur done look at the 1 under this 1

Other rappers are comprehensible - not me! First on the mic - MC Confusing! I took a p*** on my nutsack and called it Jack Black It's a fact, I got more rhymes then Zach Braff taking a nap I attack mother****ers wearing purple backpacks And I snack on towel racks and take a **** on your track Yeah your whack, cause everybody understands what you say But when I get on the mic, I make milk outta clay And I play air guitar with a tube of toothpaste And I say karate pencil case and put it on tape Yo I'm MC Insecure - what's up? I really don't think that I'm good enough To be rhyming on this track cause my lyrics s*** All my verses fall flat like a hockey puck It took me seven months to write the first part of my verse And now I got nothing left so I'll pretend that I got hurt Ow! Aw, I think I sprained my ankle You guys go ahead and finish the song without me Yo MC Amnesia up in this b**** Woke up five days ago lying in a ditch Didn't know who I was I couldn't remember **** Apparently something happened that was traumatic I used to have more rhymes but I can't remember them Seriously I'm freaking out I can't remember anything! Whats my mother****ing name? (Seriously does anyone know what my name is?) Yo I'm MC Public Urination - what - what! I take a ****ing p*** on a ****ing sidewalk Anytime, anyplace, I just whip out my cock And empty my bladder while you mother****ers watch! You other MCs can't handle this ****! You’re just a little b**** afraid to pee in public You run into a toilet every time you have to p*** Yo **** that **** - I just whip out my ****! Yo MC Fatigue - yeah that's me Every time I grab the mic I ****ing fall asleep I'm the guy who sings the chorus (It breaks up the song) My part is kinda boring (I wish that I could go home) But they're paying me to sing the chorus (And I really need the cash) Cause I'm unemployed at the moment (Just moved back in with my dad)

26 Dec, 2010

HAHAHAHA

Yo I'm MC Doesn't Know What Irony Is Walked up to my girl and I gave her a kiss She said “Let's go to your place, I'll s*** your d***.” I said “Hell yeah b****, that's so ironic!” Yo I'm MC Gets Side-Tracked Easily My rhymes are badass like Gandolfini You know he’s known for the Sopranos but he’s also in movies Like Get Shorty and Terminal Velocity Which I didn’t really like cause I don’t like Charlie Sheen Well I guess in Hot Shots, he was kinda funny But I prefer Leslie Nielsen in the Naked Gun You know who else was in that movie? O.J. Simpson Which is kinda weird, knowing what he did after that Wait, what was I saying? I think I got side-tracked. Yo I'm MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3 I really like those movies but the 4th disappointed me Danny Glover, Mel Gibson and Joe Pesci Why did they have to make a 4th? They had a perfect trilogy! MC Lethal Weapon 4 that's me I disagree with MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3 Although I agree that it is a groundbreaking trilogy The 4th was also good they added Chris Rock and Jet Li! Yo I'm MC Shit My Pants Frequently It usually happens when I'm walking down the street Or when I'm hanging out with some fly-ass h**s There we go! Thank god I brought a change of clothes! Yo I'm the MC with the final verse I'm supposed to sum up everything you heard But mutherfuckers I don't really have the time So f*** that and come back to the Chorus Guy I’m still singing the chorus (Thank god we’re almost done) I hate singing the chorus (It's Such a boring f***ing job_) I'm gonna take my 40 bucks (That's what they're paying me) And I'm gonna go get really drunk (Masturbate then go to sleep)

25 Dec, 2010

Letters To Juliet

WHO THE FUCK IS JULIET

23 Dec, 2010

HAHAHAHAAAAAAA

25 inches long, and 12 inches? thick Im the Anthony Hopkins of Cock, The Albert Einstein of Dick! Im the Beatles of Cumshots, The Mozart of huge balls The Anne Frank of erections..no thats inappropriate. Everybody knows that my rhymes are really tight Like an extra large? condom on my p****, thats right

22 Dec, 2010

HAVE U EVER

looked i the mirror and cussed at urself

22 Dec, 2010

HAVE U EVER

been too lazy to be lazy

22 Dec, 2010

HAVE U EVER

hit sumthing like a wall cussed at it kuz it hert u and then hit it again....imma do these things now

22 Dec, 2010

=D

i took a picture of a lava lamp and the lava thingy inside it got stuck and it looked like a giant peaice of turd

21 Dec, 2010

WATCH UR MOUTH

Oh - you want me to watch my mouth, how? Take my f***in eyeballs out, and turn em around?

21 Dec, 2010

BITCH IMMA KILL U!

Bitch I'ma kill you! You don't wanna f*** with me Girls neither - you ain't nothing but a s*** to me Bitch I'ma kill you! You ain't got the balls to beef We ain't gonna never stop beefing I don't squash the beef You better kill me! I'ma be another rapper dead for popping off at the mouth with s*** I shouldn't said But when they kill me - I'm bringing the world with me Bitches too! You ain't nothing but a girl to me .. I said you don't, wanna f*** with Shady (cause why?) Cause Shady, will f***ing kill you (ah-ha ha) I said you don't, wanna f*** with Shady (why?) Cause Shady, will f***ing kill you..

19 Dec, 2010

hahaha

i say the weirdest things to jenna like this That's right, put in work Move your a**, go berserk Eat your salad, no dessert Get that man you deserve That's right, put in work Move your a**, go berserk Eat your salad, no dessert Get that man you deserve That's right, put in work Move your a**, go berserk Eat your salad, no dessert Get that man you deserve

17 Dec, 2010

what i said dering halo reach

my voice got deeper and scratchy as i said this with the shot g** i killed my big bro with BOOM HEADSHOT KILLING SPREE RUNNING RIOT KILLTACULAR IM BATMAN

16 Dec, 2010

uhh a break up poem

She came to me in leather With hellhounds at her heels A courtesan of death pure s**ual appeal There was Evil in her heart Death lived in her eyes her fangs were molten moonlite She held me mesmerized Her kiss was hot Psychotic Her passion burning me Her teeth were sweet Erotic as they tore into me And so I lost my soul To the pleasures of the night forever bound to darkness no more to drink the light.

16 Dec, 2010

if i can shake my head on the computer i would

jennas to protective for example i sang the chouris in Christian Dior Denim Flow and it went like this I got the World in my hands, the master plan But I don't know why I keep calling Why I keep all of these girls at my shows They loving me but I don't know why I keep calling Why I keep calling you and shes like WHAT GIRLS!

07 Dec, 2010

hahaha

i went up to Jenna a she asked me were i was cuz i looked suspicous and i just shout out BILLIE JEAN IS NOT MY LOVER! and ran away every body and i mean everybody even my teachers were laughin...all though she looked very p***ed off

02 Dec, 2010

What Kenny says in south park theme

(Kenny 1-2 seassons) I like girls with big fat t!tties, I like girls with deep vag!nas. (Kenny 3-6 seassons) I have got a 10inch pen!s, use your mouth to help me clean it. (Kenny 7-10(half) seassons) Some time I'll be old enough to stick my d!ck in Britney's b***. (Kenny 10(half)-current seassons) I like f*ck!ng silly? b!tches, cause I know my pen!s likes it.

27 Nov, 2010

-_-

i said this from an eminem song to Jenna Locked in Mariah's wine cellar all I had for lunch Was red wine, more red wine and captain crunch Red wine for breakfast and for brunch And to soak it up an in-between snack crackers to munch Mariah what ever happened to us? Why did we have to break up? and she was like WHO THE FUCK IS MARIAH! i said its a song by eminem she says SURE IT IS and the t**le is the the face i made

19 Nov, 2010

lol

CHINESE PPL EAT DOGS no they dont shut up

18 Nov, 2010

MAKIN FUN OF INTER RACIAL PPL

its hard man trust me i tried watch Me: OH YEA WELL UR A, a, a wut the hell r u

18 Nov, 2010

I FORGOT THW WTF MOMNET D=

OMG OMG UHHH..... burb oh ssorry that wua uhh idk what that was. OH YEA me an jenna are well completley different i like makin weird jokes but she likes makin jokes that makes sense I MEAN WHERES THE FUN IN THAT

18 Nov, 2010

lol se if u understand it

YOUR REAL NAME: Snowy 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle.):Snoizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and favorite animal.): Purple Raccoon 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and street you live on/or neighborhood if it's a number): Quiroz Aldrich 5. YOUR SUPERHERO/CRIMINAL NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink): Purple Mountain Dew 6. GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets):Black Pidgey hahahaha 7. YOUR HOOD NAME:....first 3 of your first name and add-iqua: Snoiqua lol

16 Nov, 2010

0_0

8==D--

15 Nov, 2010

ROCKET SHIP

/ \ /_\ l l l l l o l l o l l_o_l / lllllll\ / lvvvvl\ /_lvvvl_\ vv v

05 Nov, 2010

UR COMMEDOR 64 IM POWER PC

This dominatrix'll array my pixels Finally someone's gonna touch my d***sel I'm a word processor, you're a carbon copy I got a hard drive, and your diskette is floppy.

01 Nov, 2010

THE HANGOVER

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras or Halle Berry in her cat woman suit? Dont you worry your pretty striped head were gonna get you back to tyson and? your cozy tiger bed!! and then were gonna find our best friend doug and then were gonna give him a best friend hug! DOUG-DOUG-DOUG-DOUG-DOUGY-DOUG -DOUG...but if hes been murdered by a crystal meth tweakers well then were s*** out of luck

01 Nov, 2010

CAKE

U LIVE BY THE CAKE U DIE BY THE CAKE

30 Oct, 2010

GOLF

GENTLEMAN ONLY LADIES FORBIDDEN

30 Oct, 2010

OMG

I JUST FOUND OUT THE THE YOUNGEST PARENTS WERE 8 AND 9 IN CHINA 1910

29 Oct, 2010

IM A COMEDIAN

U NO SINGERS SING PLUMBERS PLUM THE HAMBURGALER HAMBURGALS

28 Oct, 2010

BOOK

imma make a book with random things 2 say well not a book but paper with writey words on it

28 Oct, 2010

RANDOM THINGS 4 ppl who think there randomer

Peanuts are used in making dynamites A goldfish has a memory of 5 seconds How many times am I allowed to ask 'what', before I say 'sorry I didn't get you', when I don't want to in the first place? Chess is a racist game i'll be in my lab bathing in paste IM THE KING OF CHEESE once i finish the humans ill start the war on BEES U SMELL LIKE A DONKEY ASS

28 Oct, 2010

4 TYPES OF FART

1. LOUD AND PROUD they might be loud but dont smell 2. SILENT BUT VIOLENT these r freakin ninjas no 1 hears em but can smell them 3. QUEEFS these r wanna be farts dat kum frum da v***** 4. SHART dont force out a fart or u might fart out s***

28 Oct, 2010

7=(

WUT NO 1 WANTS THE RANDOM GUY OF WEIRDONESSess...s AS A FRIEND

28 Oct, 2010

BEST CREW

SO U WANNA JOIN BEST CREW? WELL I GOT A QUESTION 4 U R U UP 4 IT? WHAT DOES BEST STAND 4? B-BUMMBLE BEE E-EXTREME S-STEP T-TEAM SO U UP 4 IT

27 Oct, 2010

STINK PEOPLE

IF U SMELL PPL WILL THROW UP ON PLATS WICH WILL KILL PLANTS AND NO PLANTS KILL COWS AND NO COWS MEANS THERE WILL BE NO MILK AND WITHOUT MILK HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO EAT COOKIES!? DO YOU REALLY WANT TO LIVE IN A WORLD WITHOUT COOKIES?...AND OXYGEN

27 Oct, 2010

KNOWING STUFF

i hope u kno tht we kno tht u dnt kno wat we kno so stop pretending like u kno evn tho u dnt bcuz everytime u pretend to kno wat u kno evn tho u dnt kno wat u kno ur jst lessening the value of knowing n if u keep lessening the value of knowing thn pretty soon we're not g**na hav no1 kno n if we hav? no1 kno thn how r we supposed 2 kno wen no means no d'u where im getting at no 'zactly!

26 Oct, 2010

lol

the baby just pooped hashtag truddeler

26 Oct, 2010

DUDE VS WILD

its been nearly 3 minutes and im starving i need 2 eat fast or my tummies g**na hurt DATS AWEFUL DAT WUZ JUST AWEFUL *voice in my head=* it wuz aweful i have 2 get moving now b4 da sun goes down....kuz im afraid of ghost *takes 10 steps* thats about enough 4 today i need 2 find some shelter ive been working 4 about 5 hours now i think i got enough shelter *points at little shoe box* right here just follow the sun and it will always ALWAYS lead u home....50% of the time unfortuantly 4 me this is not 1 of those times i completley lost

26 Oct, 2010

1 thing 2 say

i only got 1 thing 2 say but imma say it 2ice less than 3 less than 3 <3

24 Oct, 2010

lol

Weezy F. Baby and you know Im paid I dont want to drink no Bieber Kool aid I sip on syrup and smoke that Cheeba Im way too gangta for Justin Bieber I dont want to do a do a duet This little m***********ers gonna ruin my rep Every rapper has to do a song with this cutie Its the hip-hop version of jury duty Ill never sell out, cus Im little Wheezy Im feeling light headed and a little queasy Wanna carry you around on my shoulders And tattoo your name up on my shoulders You could be my little caucasian brother If we go to the movies do we have to bring Usher? I got a baby mama but I want to leave her Cus I gotta bad case of the Bieber Fever

24 Oct, 2010

lets see if u no who this is

Im adorable (so precious) Im a tween sensation (girl screams) People think its cute when Im in adult situations. Im gonna rock your body. Girl you know I aint playing. Someone wrote this song for me so Im not sure what Im saying. Ive seen many different girls and seen their second bases But youre nothing like those girls. You dont have zits or braces Im so glad its finally you and me and we are all alone Except my dad whos over therecause hes the chaperone. I wont try to pressure you, cus Im willing to wait, And I wont try to touch your b***ies on the first date. Ill take you out to Chuck E Cheese and then a Pixar movie, And then maybe later you could just let me see your b***ies. Zero times one equals none. Me plus you equals fun. Kittens, and puppies, and chubby cheeks. Is my cuteness starting to make you weak? I am adorable (so freaking cute) you cant resist my advances. Ive got Carol Brady hair and I know all of Ushers dances. Lets go to my dads car, and make the windows steam. I really hope that sounded cool cus I dont know what it means. Most of other boys will play you for a fool. I made you this macaroni necklace today at school. I know how please you cus I can do s** good. I learned about it in a playboy that I found in the woods. The square root of 1600 is 40. Dont you wanna be my shortie. When I first saw you I was astounded. Ill love you tonight if Im not grounded. Dad: (spoken) You are definitely grounded JUSTIN Im adorable (Its almost disgusting) DAD Stop singing that song My son sings like a little girl I dont know where I went wrong JUSTIN I wanna sleep on you. DAD That doesnt make sense and, youre being creepy JUSTIN Whoa its almost nine oclock Im getting kind of sleepy.

24 Oct, 2010

California Gurlz Snoop Dogg my version

Sign your name on the dotted line Don't need brains if that a** is fine Once you cross the L.A. Border You develop an eating disorder Sell your soul, dance on the pole Bang Charlie Sheen just for a role Nose jobs, tummy tucks These are the girls I like to... hang out with Inflate your lips. Loose the hips See through shirts show off your nips Paparazzi is everywhere Oops forgot your underwear Katy my Lady, I'm all up onya Cus you're representin' California But you know I'd still be all up inya Even if that a** was from Virginia And you know that you can bet your b*** That I'd do girls from Connecticut I could really fill my booty quota By bangin' out ho's from Minnesota

24 Oct, 2010

CALIFRONIA

I know a place where the girls are always meaner If you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener

24 Oct, 2010

lol again

Who's this dude looking at me? He looks just like me He's clocking me mocking me, I think he wants to fight me Ow, I tried to hit the man but he broke my hand and then he ran Musta been? a crazed fan. Oh, damn, there he is again.

24 Oct, 2010

lol

Chic freak sista fierce work those b****y gams Those were just some words that only g**men understand.

23 Oct, 2010

lol i did this but didnt read down

Insulter to friends but dont mean it: Yes Pets?: Yep Nerd: No, but im smart Gangster: NO Restraunt: idk pizza hut i guess Animal: raccoon Siblings?: Yes Manga Cartoon: wtf is dat Ice Cream flavor: Mint Food: CHICKEN TENDERS Softest thing you ever felt?: My blanket Ever performed?: performed what Performed what?: lol Insturment: Drums Nintendo game: Moderen Warfare 4 nintendo Own room?: no weirdest thing youve done?: my frined looked sad so i poked his forhead and said ahh in the gayest way possible funnies thing youve heard or said?: i got 2 he threw it in his grill he didnt even look dats da oldest trick in the trick or treat book and i got snickers goobers fallin out of my sak. i eat more candy then a pimp smokes crack

18 Oct, 2010

00491E4C

srry had 2 remember it lol 48 instead of 24 kk

18 Oct, 2010

MEET ME AT DA ICE CREAM TRUCK

Meet me at the ice cream truck I'll be you an ice cream I'll whip out my Drumstick that will make your eyes gleam lick it up quick - before it melts on the floor I got it! uno-dos-tres-quatro gimme some more OK! Meet me at the ice cream truck I'll buy you an ice cream I can test out my luck you can play on my team let's do the banana split on the dance floor Got it! uno-dos-tres-quatro gimme some more OK! I met him at the school yard 'round quarter to three we went out for cheeseburgers with extra cheese I get my french fries crispy ketchup on the side and when it comes to dessert this is how i ride I said Meet me at the ice cream truck I'll be you an ice cream I'll whip out my Drumstick that will make your eyes gleam lick it up quick - before it melts on the floor I got it! uno-dos-tres-quatro gimme some more OK! You know where to find me from May to July I'm on the sidewalk chillin lookin' all kinds of fly sometimes I get low sometimes I get high I like rainbow sprinkles on my ice cream pie YEAH RIIIGHT!! Meet me at the ice cream truck I'll be you an ice cream I'll whip out my Drumstick that will make your eyes gleam lick it up quick - before it melts on the floor I got it! uno-dos-tres-quatro gimme some more OK! Meet me at the ice cream truck I'll buy you an ice cream I can test out my luck you can play on my team let's do the banana split on the dance floor Got it! uno-dos-tres-quatro gimme some more OK! Relax take it easy check it when you see me I'm chillin with an ice tea, watermelon icey (repeat x2)

18 Oct, 2010

hmmmmmm again

Jenna well i havent talked 2 her in a while im always hangin wit my friends she hagin wit hers da only girl dat talks 2 me alot is da uther girl i like idk how 2 spell her name so imma say Yesi so yea i might go wit her instead

18 Oct, 2010

hmmmmm

tis is me and this is ur mom l l V V 0 1 u add 1 and wut do u get...u get 2

18 Oct, 2010

JACKASS 3D

i recomed u see it i saw it yesterday sure it has sum g**parts...but its only g**if u like it

16 Oct, 2010

OMFG

IM SOOO FUKIN SORE MY SIDES HURT MY LEGS HURT AND 4 SUM REASON I HAVE A BRUISE ON MY WRIST

14 Oct, 2010

lol

I need to tell you a secret LO0K AT 5 [2] The answer is L0OK AT 11 [3] Dont get mad L0OK AT 15 [4] Calm down don't be mad L0OK AT 13 [5] First L0OK AT 2 [6] Dont be that angry L0OK AT 12 [7] i just wanted to say hi [8] What I wanted to tell you is...THE ANSWER IS ON 14 [9] Be patient L0OK AT 4 [10] This is the last time I'm going to do this L0OK AT 7 [11] I hope you're not mad when I say this L0OK AT 6 [12] Sorry L0OK AT 8 [13] Don't be getting a hype L0OK AT 10 [14] I dont know how to say this L0OK AT 3 [15] You must be really mad L0OK AT NUMBER 9

13 Oct, 2010

SHKOOL

4 shkool i had 2 do and island wit my friends ok this is wut we made Name: WIKKI TIKKI TRIBE Motto:Inturder beware We hold the scare Anthem: this is Wikki Tikki Lyrics: SANYA EH EH WAKKA WAKKA EH EH THIS IS WIKKI TIKKI Holiday: RHYMO TIMEO DAY wen we speak in rhymes all the times Jobs: the ppl r frum my group Gurdeta: Cheif Gary: Entertainer Thomas: Scientist Avelino: Wepon Specialist Gustavo: Cook Me: Artist and dats about it

13 Oct, 2010

THE NEXT HAPPENED!!

wut i aint no p****....lol nuthin 2 do wit dat....OH YEA my friend told Jenna well wrote 2 her that i like her i didnt no this till he showed me it said this F for friend J 4 jenna F: MY friends likes u J: wuts his name F: *** (i dont wanna say my name) J:REALLY i mean really. F: lol yea y J: kuz i kinda like him 2 After dat i got it read it wrote down on a paper....wanna go out a few days later wen i 4got about it she said yea im like wtf r u talkin bout she said da note im like HOLY BEAN BURITOS I 4 GOT ABOUT DAT (wispered) dont tell me friends idk y just dont

12 Oct, 2010

U GUNNA TOUCH DA SKY BABY GIRL!!

I gotta testify, come up in the spot looking extra fly For the day I die, I'mma touch the sky Gotta testify, come up in the spot looking extra fly For the day I die, I'mma touch the sky Back when they thought pink polo's would hurt the Roc, Before Cam got the s*** to pop, the doors was closed. I felt like Bad Boy's street team, I couldn't work the Lox (locks). Now let's go. Take 'em back to the plan... Me and my momma hopped in the U-Haul van. Any pessimists I ain't talked to them, Plus, I ain't have no phone in my apartment. Let's take 'em back to the club. Least about an hour I would stand on line, I just wanted to dance. I went to Jacob an hour after I got my advance. I just wanted to shine. Jay's favorite line: "Dog, in due time" Now he look at me, like "Damn, dog, you where I am" A hip hop legend. I think I died in an accident, cause this must be heaven. [Chorus] [Hook 1 (P. Diddy)] Now let's take 'em high-igh-igh-igh-igh-igh la la la la la la la (Top of the world, baby. T-Top of the world) Now let's take 'em high-igh-igh-igh-igh-igh la la la la la la la (Top of the world, baby. T-Top of the world) Back when Gucci was the s*** to rock, Back when Slick Rick got the s*** to pop, I'd do anything to say "I got it". Damn, them new loafers hurt my pocket. Before anybody wanted K-West beats, Me and my girl split the buffet at KFC. Dog, I was having nervous breakdowns, Like "Damn, these niggas that much better than me?" Baby, I'm going on an airplane, And I don't know if I'll be back again. Sure enough, I sent the plane tickets, But when she came to kick it, things became different. Any girl I cheated on, sheets I skeeted on. I couldn't keep it home, I thought I needed a Nia Long. I'm trying to write my wrongs, But it's funny these same wrongs helped me write this song. Now, [Chorus 2] I gotta testify, come up in the spot looking extra fly For the day you die, You gonna touch the sky (You gonna touch the sky baby

09 Oct, 2010

SIGH

well she finally made me do it.....i finallly needed to give her a kiss the sad part wuz i had to give a kiss 2 her 3 times 1. in front of my friends 2. in front of HER friends 3. behind the school in some bushes i wonder what happens next

05 Oct, 2010

0_0

CHICKEN TENDERS!!!!!!!!! but seriously folks...... giggity..... i bet da girl i like...u no wut imma say her name im getin tired of sayin this s*** her name is Jenna well i bet her dat she didnt have anything in her back pack den she put stuff in there and i lost.....lol......i asked her wut she gets and she said a kiss..i said wut a chocolate kiss...she said nuh uh a real kiss..... =D

03 Oct, 2010

KUZ I FEEL LIKE IT NIGGA

What color is your favorite hoodie? ORANGE NIGGA DA COLOR OF KENNY MCCORMICK How are you feeling RIGHT now? don't know Whats the closest thing to you that's red? a book...DATS RIGHT I READ FUCK U Are you emotional? no Do you like yourself? not rly What are you listening to right now? i like to f*** by hot rod, b doizer, and tila tequila Ever been on a train? no Ever been in love? yes Ever walked into a wall? Yes Last time you cried? no idea Do you like or dislike more than 3 people? HELL YES What is your favorite animal? raccoon Do you remember your dreams? nawt always What color is your hair brush? dont own 1 Do you sleep with a teddy bear? no What is your middle name?urmom Do you own slippers? no wtf wut kinda question is dat Ever mixed all the sodas from the machine and drank it?i got dr.pepper and mixed it with 23 flavors!! Do you wear makeup? no Do you get annoyed by mosquitoes? hell nah What brand are your shoes? NIKE Do you laugh at just about anything? yes What are you doing tomorrow? ur a** The year you were born? 1200 Ever been to a bonfire party? dont know wut that is Are you afraid of the dark? maybe Is it easier to forgive or to forget? forget Where is your cell phone? idk When was the last time you yelled at someone? have no idea What was your childhood nickname?snowy (dont ask) Have you ever shoplifted? OH CRAP WHO SNITCHED Ever painted each fingernail a different color? no and dont wanna Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle? 1ce Ever made a creation out of duct tape? no

01 Oct, 2010

F**K

Look, every one else is doing a good job and your just f***ing up He's f***ing up He's gonna get f***ed Lets f*** him

26 Sep, 2010

FUSHIGI

IN CHINESE IT MEANS SCROTUM OMG LOOK AT HER SHE CAN HANDLE MY FUSHIGI ANYDAY IMPRESS DA LADIES SHOW DEM WUT U CAN DO WIT UR BALLS "OH YEA IT'S GREAT MY GRANDSON LOVES PLAYING WITH HIS BALLS"

26 Sep, 2010

Y ISNT THIS FREE PRE-PAID OR INSURED

WHY DONT U JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND JUST SEND ME UR GOLD ALREADY ILL DRINK 2 DAT...AND IMMA STEAL YO GOLD PANTS

26 Sep, 2010

ORANGE GLOW

I GOT SUM HARD WOOD 4 U BABY

26 Sep, 2010

JUST 4 DA FUCK OF IT

SSKKKKKIIIIIITTLLLEEEZZZ!!!!!

26 Sep, 2010

BAD IDEA

ok imagine this a Day-Care center ran by Micheal Jackson....wood u leave ur kids there

26 Sep, 2010

LOL

i said this 2 da girl i like -takes out a book- Girl i like: is dat a book? Me: DATS RIGHT I READ FUCK U!!!

25 Sep, 2010

SOUTH PARK 2

TIIIIIMMMMAAAYYYY!!!!!!!

25 Sep, 2010

SOUTH PARK

MY FRIENDS CALL ME KENNY AND CARTMAN...I KALL DEM STAN AND KYLE

25 Sep, 2010

Face 2 Face

What's going on ? Could this be my understanding It's not your fault I was being too demanding I must admit it's my pride that made me distant All because I hoped that you'd be someone different There's not much I know about you Fear will always make you blind But the answer is in clear view It's amazing what you'll find face to face I turned away because I thought you were the problem Tried to forget until I hit the bottom But when I faced you in my blank confusion I realized you weren't wrong, it was a mere illusion It really didn't make sense Just to leave this unresolved It's not hard to go the distance when you finally get involved face to fac

25 Sep, 2010

Something About Us

It might not be the right time I might not be the right one But there's something about us I want to say Cause there's something between us anyway I might not be the right one It might not be the right time But there's something about us I've got to do Some kind of secret I will share with you I need you more than anything in my life I want you more than anything in my life I'll miss you more than anyone in my life I love you more than anyone in my life

25 Sep, 2010

Digital Love ♥

Last night I had a dream about you In this dream I'm dancing right beside you And it looked like everyone was having fun the kind of feeling I've waited so long Don't stop come a little closer As we jam the rythm gets stronger There's nothing wrong with just a little little fun We were dancing all night long The time is right to put my arms around you You're feeling right You wrap your arms around too But suddenly I feel the shining sun Before I knew it this dream was all gone Ooh I don't know what to do About this dream and you I wish this dream comes true Ooh I don't know what to do About this dream and you We'll make this dream come true Why don't you play the game ? Why don't you play the game ?

20 Sep, 2010

OMFG

i cant be-cleve i did this but i saw 2 girls 1 cup i couldnt last da first like 10 sec den i saw it again...only pussied out 2 times and idc if u dint p**** out im 12...2 me dats fukin nasty

17 Sep, 2010

WTF MOMENT

I went to the kitchen. Made my sandwich with?...MAYONNAISE ON IT. ARRRRH!!!

12 Sep, 2010

WTF MOMNET

DO U LIKE COCKZ KUZ I GOTZ 1

12 Sep, 2010

THE MAGICAL IPAD

CAN IT FIT IN A MANILA ENVELOPE......FUCK YES IT CAN

12 Sep, 2010

IPHONE 3GS

THE NEW IPHONE ONLY FRUM APPLE GO 2 HELL

12 Sep, 2010

MIGHTY PUTTY 2

FUCKIN HAMMER DOESNT WORK GUESS WUT NOW IT DOES YOUR FAT ASS BROKE A CHAIR WHY NOT JUST FIX IT WHY NOT A CHAIN.....A FUCKIN CHAIN YOU CAN PUT UR HAND UNDER IT AND ITLL WORK

12 Sep, 2010

MIGHTY PUTTY

FUCKIN OPTIMIS PRIME CANT TEAR THAT SHIT APART

11 Sep, 2010

ANOTHER WTF MOMENT

i feel like doin this everyday ok so just 4 da f*** of it imma post like 3 everyday IM EATIN CEAREAL OUT OF A BOX WITH SUM GRAHM CRACKERS AND WATER =D

11 Sep, 2010

WTF MOMENT

idk why but i said this 2 the girl i like I HAVE A BANANA THAT NOZ MATH AND HE LIKES U...she just stared at me laughed and walked away I WUZ LIKE FUCK YES YES FUK YEA(no i wuz not turned on)

04 Sep, 2010

The Best Plan Ever MADE!!!!

WHY DON'T WE TAKE JUSTIN BEIBER AND PUSH HIM TO NORTH KOREA!!!!!!

10 Aug, 2010

Song

Jesus loves me. He loves me a bunch.Kuz he always puts skippy in my lunch

20 Jul, 2010

REALITY TV MOMENT

if u ever had a reality tv moment 4 example did sumthin really stooopid like it seems it wood b on tv message me and ill rate it

17 Jul, 2010

WEIRD ASS DREAM

I had a dream that i wuz in grand theft auto and call of duty world at war nazi zombies then there wuz a door to keep zombies out then i slammed the door kuz it wuz open then sumthing on a lawnmower killed the zombies then sum how the only people left were the pd hole pd and a cupple families then sum how i had a knife on me foot the karate kicked then a dumass kid got in my way i killed i got a g** ran into the bathroom but the door didnt close while the pd wuz all on me then i took a p*** in the dream bathroom then i woke up went to the bathroom and took a p*** in the real life bathroom

17 Jun, 2010

another blog

wut is in a mans pants about 6 inches women love 2 blow on it, and has a head and hair on it dats right muny u DISGUSTING FUCKIN PERV btw da head has hair

17 Jun, 2010

U dont no jack SCHITT

Jack is the son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out. However, after being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt. Two other of the 6 children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, Were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt. So now when someone says, "you don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct them.

17 Jun, 2010

A THING

What am I? I am a common object enjoyed by both s**es, normally about 8 inches long, with little hairs on one end, and a hole on the other. For most of the day I am laying down, but I am ready for instant action. When in use, I move back and forth and in 'n' out a warm, moist hole. When the work is finally done, a white, slushy, sticky mush is left behind, and I return to my original position. Cleaning is usually done after I am. What am I? Why, I am your very own...Toothbrush! What were you thinking, you pervert?

17 Jun, 2010

KITTIN FIGHT

sum guy: Kittin fight Me: no wait im allergic 2 adorableness sum guy: -throws kittin ME:awww Me: -dead-

07 Jun, 2010

Plz do this

take 1 extra minute take my 2 friends(hands) theyll take ur testicles and remove them threw ur a***

04 Jun, 2010

Cleveland Joe Quagmire Peter and Stewie

[All]?Good Morning, Good Morning? [Cleveland]?It's great to stay up late? [All]?Good Morning, Good Morning, to you [Peter]?When the band began to play,the stars were shining bright? [Quagmire]?But now the milkman's on his way, It's too late to say goodnight? [Joe] SO SAY GOOD MORNING! [Quagmire] AHH! [Sobbing]?Good morning, sunbeams will soon smile through? [All]?Good morning, good morning, to you? [Stewie]?Nothing could be grander than to be in Louisiana, in the morning, in the morn..? Oh sorry, I thought we were still going

13 May, 2010

BESSY SHERMAN JUST GOT A NEW HAIRCUT:)

GO SUCK AN EGG BESSY

27 Apr, 2010

BABY SONG(THINK OF IT LIKE T-PAIN SINGING)

Baby i no wut u need u want ur lil baby sox 4 ur lil baby feet baby i no wut u crave u want 2 poop ur pants all day long well baby behave baby u lokkin soo goood u lookin like u might want sum baby foooooood baby u lookin so fine u lookin like u might just star cryin i gotta tuck u in gurl i gotta sing a sweet melodies about babies ya

15 Mar, 2010

Ping Pong Mario vs Luigi

Mario:Let the battle begin oooo my worthy opponent r u prepered 2 ping da pong Luigi:I am prepared yung setchua ur pong is no match 4 my ping Mario-ooo do your worst Luigi-throws paddle at window- Mario: u have smashed da window of transparancy

02 Feb, 2010

ME REALL NESS

Fav colors:BLACK,PURBLE, BLOO,ND PINK Colors u hate:ALMOST EVERY 1 DA AINT ME FAV Fav games: ALL SHOOTIN GAMES Fav thing to do: UMMM MUBLE I am: WERDLESSLY RANDOM FAV FOOD: SKITTLEZ Fav animals: RACCOON OR THE COON fav thing: ME SKITTLEZ I hate: U Fav kind of shirt: sweaters SHIRTZ :) Fav shoes: NOT URS :) Fav drink: MTN WUT IT DEWW Other fav food : UMM MORE SKITTLEZ Fav words: ZOMBIE SKITTLES FUCK AND ME I like: PURPLE I HAVE: SKITTLEZ I get: ME FRIENDS I have: MORE SKITTLEZ

01 Feb, 2010

FUCK M&M'S

ZOMBIE SKITTLEZ WILL RULE DA WORLD SO FUCK U M&M'S

29 Jan, 2010

LOL

U JUST GOT S**TIFIED AND CRAPITIZED CRAPATIZE ME CAP'N

28 Jan, 2010

HEY LOOK A BANANA

2+5=3 2+3= :) OV COURSE NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE

28 Jan, 2010

2 things i said durin math at skoo

1: This is g**na b tuff. really tuff. like tuff + more tuff x tuff to the power ov tuff which = tuff 2: 2+3= RUBIX CEWB I DONT NEED U BITCH IM ON DA RUBIX CEWB TEEM

28 Jan, 2010

Idk y i love her

????????*no heart beat* ? ? ?---^v^------ ?~repost this~ ? ?~if you would give~ ????????~your life for the love of your life~ ? ? idky i love her i act like i hate her but 4 sum reason she's all i think about

26 Jan, 2010

more skoo shit

my friends dared me 2 say anythin i thought say out laoud 4 a penny nd i screamed outta no were ahhh random coldness

24 Jan, 2010

Funny ass shit man

Da gurl i like wanted to draw a snake so i said make a curkill like this o then a weird wiggly line like this ( and ) but c***inued so she does nd i said uhhh nasty y u draw sperm

24 Jan, 2010

WEIRD ASS SHIT

I SAID DIS 2 MY LEARNERER AT SCHOO I SAYS TO HIM I SAYS "VAGINA BOOB" AND WALKED AWAY LIKE NUTHIN HAPPENED HE MUSTA LIKED IT

22 Jan, 2010

BOWLING!!!!!!!!!:)

Fancy Shoes in da alley BOWLING Hanging out wit my gurl named Sally BOWLING Gunna Get a few strikes den get outta hear BOWLING The game tennis is 4 da queers its All bout BOWLING!!!!!!!!

22 Jan, 2010

A song

Every 1 2 da floor we all g**na die die die die Put ur head between ur regs nd say kon i chi wa a a a Death 2 all Fuck da world Cuz i like tupac ac ac ac ac Now da world must stop stop stop stop cuz ov my smal cock cock cock cock

21 Jan, 2010

Chowder!!!!!!!!

Gorgenzola: kum back here. listen 2 master pizzaaaa. Chowder: Master Pizza u say

11 Oct, 2009

DA HASH SLINGING SLASHER

DA CRASH BRINING DA TRASH SINGING FLINGING DA BASH BINING DA DA DA.... Yes da hash slinging slasher

09 Oct, 2009

WANNA NO A SECRET

wanna no wut it schwuz ok ill tell u wut it schwuz i no how 2 count allllllll da way 2 schfiffty five nd i will tell u how 2 do it faster den u can say poopty peupty pants-ss. u ready 2 hear it baby al right. schwam doo two nd heif scheven schfourteen teen schwenty one schwenty seven heif 27 37. wut u say DAT PROVES IM WEIRD

05 Oct, 2009

HAAAAAAAAAAAA

my pokemon brings all da nerds to da yard nd der like do u wanna trade cards damn right i wanna trade cards i will trade u but not my charizard

02 Oct, 2009

HAHAHAHA

Ash: PUNCH YES Pikachu: aww f*** i cant? belive u dun this

11 Sep, 2009

EMO SONG :)

HERE IT GOES E is 4 emotional ruins everybodies day M is 4 mirisable ppl O is 4 on the dark side cuz we have sum fresh cookies cookies wow

25 Aug, 2009

B WARE

()..() ( -_-) o( ) o d__b DO NOT QUESTION DA BUNNY CUZ DA BUNNY NOWS ALL LOL

16 Aug, 2009

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

IMA GO FUCKIN CRAZY AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! ?∩?(?_?)?∩? TAKE DIS CANADA FUCK U

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