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haaaa i have another profile that i get on more often its xXblackEMOchicXx
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28 Apr, 2009
Leaving this profile for xXblackEMOchicXx
i am leaving this profile im getting a new one it is xXblackEMOchicXx
18 Apr, 2009
i changed my liprings yesterday they are now black ones w/ little horn thingys on both sides
12 Apr, 2009
the story below
the story below is very true about me and my sisters start reading it like 5 blogs below this one
12 Apr, 2009
again last time tho continued...
burglary and ive never met him) i didnt like seeing him anyways cause had abused my mom and he was like messed in his head and he was always in jail so he got his rights taken from us first. i remember once he told us that the presents our mom got us for christmas he told us she got them by stealing them form the store so he put them all in a big black bag and threw the bag around the house and broke every single toy in the bag that she got us. after all this we all found eachother again and got adopted by our aunt (moms sister) and we still had problems and stuff and i still am on medication and i still cry almost every night but im pretty much okay and i have been to the hospital like only once since i've been here and i get to see my dad and i only ask my dad for money and he live down the street from me my sisters love him more than ever but i hate him more than ever and he doesnt rlly celebrate holidays with us he does take care of his 2 sons and he lives happily with him and for all i care he can burn in hell with all my haterz and enemies but i rlly dont have any enemies when ppl get mad at me that cant stay mad but im mostly all good now. oh and i live in a home of 10 ppl and i hate it a lot usually cause ppl are annoying and they dont understand me and im usually in my room or on the computer or hanging with my friends. so THATS WHY IM EMO any more questions just ask
12 Apr, 2009
and again continued...
even thought about adopting me and they were very willing to change me and my attitude they didnt rlly succeed but they helped a little.well even after this home i went to the hospital but then i went back to their house and i almost got adopted i was a month from having my last name be Climer but something came along because their son thought it would be funny to mess with me one day he was usually nice to me but once he picked me up he was like 2 years older than me i ws like 10 or 11 at the time and i went to school in vinton and my schools name was tilford elementary and i actually rlly liked living at steve and angies.i even called them mom and dad. but when their son messed with me i got very angry cause he picked me up and threw me down (i only weighed like 78pounds) on the grass but it still hurt. oh and b4 when i lived with steve and angie after cindys i went to novak elementary and i lived in marion ( that was kind of random but i 4got 2 tell u b4 well anyways...yeah he hurt me then i told him i was gonna rip his head off and feed it to rusty the dog we had and he told angie and she told steve and they both yelled at me and him cause i told them what he did to me and we both got in trouble but hes not the one with anger problems. so i told them that i was gonna kill myself and they were gonna sit and watch me (omg i just realized how sick in the head i was!!) then guess where i went!!!?? to the hospital!! omg!! i almost forgot to say the very very first foster home but doesnt rlly count because it was like when i was like 4 and i dont remember anything rlly but i remember me and my sisters having a war throwing toys at eachother tht was when we lived with dan and carrie. in between all this chaos we went back and forth from foster home to our mom and dad and for me also to the hospital.when we were in foster care we had visits with our mom and dad but our dad usually didnt show up (he wasnt my real dad tho my real one is in fort dodge in prison for 2nd deg
12 Apr, 2009
why im emo continued again...
told her if she tries to take me there i was gonna hurt her too.soo that nite i went to the hospital and i was in there for a couple of months (i was in there 4 easter 2 lolz) and in the hospital they have these levels that you have to be on and you get to pick what you want to eat for dinner and lunch and breakfast. and you have school and they teach you spanish and you have snacks but usually you're in your room and you can go to this room they hav for toys and stuff there like puzzles and dolls and board games and stuff in there and an excersicing bike and you have a group meeting with your counselor or sometimes your pychologist mine was docter jeffery wilharm snd you have to tell them how your day was and how many points you think you earned.i've been to the hospital like 6 or 7 times. another time i went was before cindys and it was the shortest time we were in a foster home.and the last foster home we were in together for 4 years. the reason we got split up was because im very protective over my sisters and they accused the my younger sister not the youngest that she stole money from the foster mom sandy but i kno she didnt and if she tried i wouldnt've let her so i yelled at her and she yelled back and i got mad rlly mad and hit her and one of her adopted kids hit me and my sisters got in it and they yelled at the kid and i was fighting sandy and i bit her and cussed her out and stuff and her kids were fighting my sisters and i got in that and beat her kids up and gave one of them a black eye and broke one of their fingers and so her kids tried to put me in a their van but they couldnt so they called the cops and the cops dragged me (kicking and screaming lolz) into the cop car and they took me to a hospital and and i when i got there i was on shoes the lowest level in the psych ward and it was easy acting nice getting to the highest level planes and when i got out i went to cindys.the home after cindys was at steve and angies the first foster ppl that ever
12 Apr, 2009
why im emo continued...
sleeping disoreder from my sepression so i have 2 take 2 diff medications remeron for sleeping and depression and zoloft for the mornings for depression. that was also the first foster home that i hyperventilated at. i hyper ventilated because of this dream i had in it i was at a pool and there was noone there except for 2 ppl frzen on an itertube on a slide.in the dream this guy appeared out of nowhere and asked me "have you ever thought about what it would feel like to be dead" then he poured some weird stuff in the pool and i started drowning and i couldnt move or breath. thats when i woke up hyperventilating and couldnt stop breathing fast. i then went into my foster mothers room and woke her up and she told me that i could lay by her and she tried to soothe my breathing but after like 5 minutes she called an ambulance. they asked if i knew any of my blood family and i tried to give them my closest aunts number but they couldnt understand me. so they put me in an ambulance and i went to the hospital and i had to sit in a room while the docter went and did something. i started to breathe overly fast and alomost fainted and couldve died but these 2 nurses had a breathing machine that wasnt even meant for me but they were passing by my room but one of them turned their heads when they were almost out of view and they seen that i was breathing rlly fast and they wheeled the machine in my room.i got to go back to my foster home that nite. this foster home was also1the first timesi went to the pysch ward at the hospital i went there bacause i went crazy and yelled at one of the daycare kids when they hit me she was a little girl tho.but i got mad! and i screamed at her and told her that i was gonna come into her house that nite and kill her and her family. and told her i was gonna make sure she was watching when i did it (im not that crazy now tho i still am on my medication) and she got scared and told cindy. cindy told me that i was gonna go to the hospital and i t
12 Apr, 2009
why im emo a long story but its true i dont lie
im gonna tell you guys this cause im an open person and idc what ppl think about me and btw all of this is real im not lying......well it all started when i went to my first foster home at age 7 and they were ppl i dont kno thats how it usually is tho.well their names were bob and sherry (btw bob is an awesome name!) and the were not very nice to me and my sisters who were 6 and 5 i remember once i dont remember what i did tho but bob threw me into my room on my bed at the time and shut the door and turned the light off.another thing i remember is when my youngest sister was getting her hair combed in a highchair. the next foster home was when i was like 9. it was at fritz (gerald) and joys they were some of my favorite foster parents but the school was rascist(coggon elementary) .the first day i went to that school the kids surrounded me and were happy that they finally got a black student there except for this group of girls that were over by the playground. and at lunch there was this rumor if you drank chocolate milk you would turn black. the only kind of milk i ever drank was chocolate even b4 i went to that school.the next day i went to the school there was a rumor spread about me saying that i was black because i drink chocolate milk. the day after that there was another rumor spread about me (because i told the first friend there that i broke my finger and so thats why its crooked btw thats the truth) that if you touch me my finger will turn you black and after that incident i told my teacher these things that were said and there was a discussion in my classroom about racism.and after that the 2 years that i lived there there were no more rumors spread about me.the next foster home i went to was cynthias she was a daycare person. this was the foster home they found out i needed medication. they found this because i finally admitted to cindy that i cried every night since the first foster home i've been 2. and thats when i figured out i have depression and a
12 Apr, 2009
yes i kno im crazzi so dont ask and i love to run around and scream in random ppls faces so if you see som1 on the street screamin in som1s face yupp thats me and i am random but randomness is awesome lolz!!!!♥♥
12 Apr, 2009
im feeling this one 2 by avril lavigne called eternity or 2 rivers
Grains of sand slip through your hands Never ceasing time Fold your hands in silent prayer Eternal peace you'll find Like two rivers flow to the open sea Someday we'll reunite for all eternity Let the rain falling on your face Run in to your eyes Can you see the rainbow now Through the stormy skies Like two rivers flow to the open sea Someday we'll reunite for all eternity Like two rivers flow to the open sea Someday we'll reunite for all eternity Standing in the rising tide Heaven's light shines on you On you, on you Test the sea rising at your feet How far can you go Til you need God's helping hand To ride the under-tow Like two rivers flow to the open sea Someday we'll reunite for all eternity Someday we'll reunite for all eternity Someday we'll reunite for all eternity
12 Apr, 2009
im feeling this song called yesterday by leona lewis
I just cant believe your gone, still waitin for mornin to come, when i see if the sun will Rise,in the way that your by my side, oooo where we had so much in store, tell me what is it All reaching for, when were through building memories il hold yesterday in my heart, in my heart They can take tomorrow and the plans we made, they can take the music that wel never play, all The broken dreams, take everything, just take it away, but they can never have yesterday, they Can take the future that wel never know they can take the places that we said we will go, all The broken dreams take everything, just take it away, but they can never have yesterday You always choose to stay, i should be thankful for everyday, heaven knows what the future Holds, or least where the story goes, i never believed untill now, i know il see you again im Sure, no its not selfish to ask for more, one more night one more day one more smile on your Face but they cant take yesterday, They can take tomorrow and the plans we made, they take the music that wel never play, all the Broken dreams take everythin, just take it away, but they can never have yesterday, they can Take the future that wel never know, they can take the places that we said we will go, all the Broken dreams, take everything, just take it away, but they can never have yesterday. I thought our days would last forever, but it wasnt our destiny, coz in my mind we had so much Time, but i was so wrong, no i can believe me i can still find the strengh in the moments we Made im lookin back on yesterday
12 Apr, 2009
i wish my name was bobert but its not it has 2 be shanice instead gawd!! that is not a cool name! lolz
11 Apr, 2009
all about meehh!!
im funni and fun. And short as hellz dont mistake me for a 10 year old lolz.i hate it when ppl ask me if im emo YES I AM!! and my favorite colors are green and black and i h8 the color pink it is so g**but g**ppl are fun tho! and oh my hackin garnet! im fruckin amazing and im crazii..so yeah and i ♥ the bands secondhand serenade and tokio hotel and killswitch engage annndd i have a crush on this boy named caleb at mii school and idk what 2 do about it and my best friends are latarynn and tayla and synclair and my cuzzo deidra and i have 3 dogs and a saltwater fishtank and a regular fishtank both filled with african fish and oh mi gawd why am i doing thisss?? im so fruckin lame lolz jk. and of all this stuff i said i stil didnt say my name well its shanice and harris lolz i am boredd verry bored and i cant believe uare reading this well if u are then u should message meehhh u lamo jk.OMFG i almost 4got 2 tell u again IM FRUCKIN AMAZING!! 4 real tho!! lolz X♥xshanicex♥X
11 Apr, 2009
bob is an awesome name so is bobert!!
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11 Apr, 2009
yeah i would die 4 surrreee
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11 Apr, 2009
man ppl need 2 stop hating on us emo ppl cause we are killleeerrzzzz and we're amazing and we are fun and u just need 2 get 2 know us b4 u judge us okaaaayy?
06 Apr, 2009
keep holding on
You're not alone Together we stand I'll be by your side, you know I'll take your hand When it gets cold And it feels like the end There's no place to go You know I won't give in No I won't give in Keep holding on 'Cause you know we'll make it through, we'll make it through Just stay strong 'Cause you know I'm here for you, I'm here for you There's nothing you could say Nothing you could do There's no other way when it comes to the truth So keep holding on 'Cause you know we'll make it through, we'll make it through So far away I wish you were here Before it's too late, this could all disappear Before the doors close And it comes to an end With you by my side I will fight and defend I'll fight and defend Yeah, yeah Keep holding on 'Cause you know we'll make it through, we'll make it through Just stay strong 'Cause you know I'm here for you, I'm here for you There's nothing you could say Nothing you could do There's no other way when it comes to the truth So keep holding on 'Cause you know we'll make it through, we'll make it through Hear me when I say, when I say I believe Nothing's gonna change, nothing's gonna change destiny Whatever's meant to be will work out perfectly Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah La da da da La da da da La da da da da da da da da Keep holding on 'Cause you know we'll make it through, we'll make it through Just stay strong 'Cause you know I'm here for you, I'm here for you There's nothing you could say Nothing you could do There's no other way when it comes to the truth So keep holding on 'Cause you know we'll make it through, we'll make it through Keep holding on Keep holding on There's nothing you could say Nothing you could do There's no other way when it comes to the truth So keep holding on 'Cause you know we'll make it through, we'll make it through
06 Apr, 2009
all this pain you can see you can see all this pain you cant take from me take from me all this pain it hurts so bad hurts so bad it makes me cry its so sad it hurts but you cant take it i wish you could but you cant all you can do is sit and watch sit and watch or make me leave all this pain you cant take from me cant take from me cant take from me
06 Apr, 2009
if i let you in my heart the only thing you'd see is dark and all this pain you cant take away cant take away its okay i've lived this way for years for years the only thing you'll see me do is cry the tears the tears of pain tears of pain the same ones that i've cried for life for life and the same ones that you'll see you'll see while your with me with me with me all this pain you can see you can see all this pain you cant take from me cant take from me all this pain it hurts so bad hurts hurts so bad it makes me cry its so sad it hurts but you cant take it i wish you could but you cant all you can do is sit and watch sit and watch or make me leave all this pain you cant take from me cant take from me cant take from me i hate it you do too you do too it s***s i know but i have to go through go through go through i wish i could just lay and die lay and die lay and die but you wont let me so all i can do is cry and cry and cry and you can watch or try to get me help get help get help get gelp but it wont go away maybe for a little while little while little while but all this pain it makes me cry it hurts so bad just let me die just die just die just die i can hardly breath you see me cry see me cry see me cry so bad i wish i could i wish you would just let me die die die when im gone you wont cry for me anymore you wont see me suffer and drown in these tears by my door by my door by my door all this pain it wont go away the pills the doctor prescribed for me are not working please just let me go and i'll be better this pain will be gone gone gone ill be fine and you can tell everyone everyone everyone just let me go i'll be alright i'll be all better i'll be just fine i will i promise just let me go let me go let me go and i wont have to cry anymore anymore i'll just get up and walk out the door as i said as i said i'll be fine i'll be fine dont worry i love you too i love you too its alright i'll just go there'll be no more pain i have to show have
04 Apr, 2009
One foggy cold day you and your freind are at your house, no one is home but you, doors are locked. You and your friend are watching T.V. when you here glass break. You run to the door to see the window is broken and the door wide open. You shut the door to see a little girl outside your door standing. Your freind comes to see what happened, you look at your friend in back to the girl, she is gone. When you look back at your friend to see him dead on the floor you see the little girl standing at your house again, you sprint to the police station with blood on your feet. You report to the police what had happened. A ambulence comes to bring you to the hospital, you sit on the bed a** the ambulence heads to the hospital and see the little girl standing... watching... she walks to another house singing quitely, You are my sunshine.. my only sunshine... If you do not post this on your profile, this little girl will come to your house.
26 Mar, 2009
haters and fans
HATERS they hate me but i dont care i've got haters everwhere FANS they love me so.... who they are i dont know repost if you have this dilemma
26 Mar, 2009
WELCOME TO MY LIFE-SIMPLE PLAN
have you ever felt like breakin down have you ever felt outta place like somehow you just dont belong and no one understands you..... have you locked yourself in your room with the radio on turned up so loud that no one hears you screamin.. you dont know what its like to be hurt to feel lost to be left out in the dark to be kicked when you're down to feel like you've been pushed areound to be on the edge of breakin down and no ones to save you no you dont know what its like
26 Mar, 2009
poem for book report for class for the book elsewhere
youre dead but alive, all you want to do is cry, you can spy on your family and spy on your friends, but you're not supposed to speak with them you really want to just live again what should you do just keep moving on or go back early but not know anyone? its the same but not up there down there wherever you are you just want to go back home but its probably really far heres some advice id give if i could just live your afterlife it could turn out reall good
25 Mar, 2009
you cant fix me
you cant fix me just TRY to tape me up good luck trying to find my lost pieces. try sewing all the pieces of my heart theres too many you already broke me you cant fix me STOP TRYING!
21 Mar, 2009
what do you think...
Would you makeout with me? [ ] Hell Yea [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe [ ] already have Would you sleep in the same bed as me? [ ] In an instant! [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe Am I attractive? [ ] HELL NO! [ ] HOT AS HELL! [ ] Fine [ ] Cute [ ] Okay [ ] Ugly! Do you think I'm a virgin? [ ] Yes [ ] No I look like.. [ ] A player [ ] a Wife [ ] One time thing [ ] Next gf [ ] A friend [ ] A friend with benefits [ ] A possibility [ ] A loser If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] maybe Would you rather...? [ ] Hook up with me [ ] Cuddle with me [ ] Date me [ ] Friends [ ] Friends with benefits [ ] Marry me On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the hottest), rate me... [ ] 1 [ ] 2 [ ] 3 [ ] 4 [ ] 5 [ ] 6 [ ] 7 [ ] 8 [ ] 9 [ ] 10 What would you want me to be to you? [ ] Friend [ ] Girlfriend [ ] Friend with benefits [ ] Wifey Are you going to repost this so I can answer for you? [ ] Yes [ ] No
21 Mar, 2009
whats my grade?
F = damn youre ugly D = your parents must be heated C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay? C = You're okay looking, but u need work... C+ = You're just average B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person. B+ = Pretty damn attractive. I'd hit that. A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome. A = DAMN YOUR SEXXXAY!! A+ = Gorgeous... will u go out with me A++=SO HOTT will you marry me A+++=TAKE ME NOW ON THE TABLE AND #@*& ME AND DON'T STOP YOU ARE afraid of what people think of YOU if you don't post this!!!!!
21 Mar, 2009
A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism
28 Jul, 2008
ONLY 6 PPL IN THE WORLD CAN READ THIS
Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!if you can raed tihs rpsoet it. OLNY RSEPOT IF YOU CAN RAED TIHS. CNAHGE THE NMUEBR AT TOP TGOHUH, ? "ONLY __ PEOPLE IN THE WORLD CAN READ THIS...CAN YOU" Go up a nmuber if you can raed it...lte's see how hgih we cna get
10 Jul, 2008
alot of stuff but only when i was hyper and didnt have anybody 2 talk 2
im cool and fun 2 hangout with anybody wanna holla, holla u know ill talk rite unless u make me mad then we gonna have some problems believe that and no i dont have a boyfriend im single as ever and kinda want a boyfriend cept i have 2 get 2 know him and he better treat me with respect cuz i get mad easily and i like 2 talk back soooo yea.oh yea and im short(4'9'' goin into the 8th grade and i hate onions and love music and i will just about listen 2 any kind.so when ur ready u can stop readin this cuz sometimes i have a tendancy 2 talk alot so when i am talkin 2 much just tell me when 2 stop.these last few sentences wont tell you anything else. cept if you have any questions about me come 2 me and dont make up rumors cuz i HATE gossip!so thats it. thats the end stop. all done nothin else. youre finished. you can really stop now cuz this is the last sentence.see.man i think i typed 2 much cuz when i tried to post this in the about me section there was a bunch of red writing at te top really weird.thats it 4 now.
10 Jul, 2008
i thought this was cool it was by a girl named secretkeeperslover off youtube
this is one of the songs we use in a group at our school, its a group to stop racism. its run completely by teenagers, we even won awards for this, so for anyone who thinks that you cant change the world, you can, our group is doing this one school at a time if your wondering what this group is called its named ACT NOW (ANTIRACIST CROSS CULTURAL TRANING) but we are changing out name to START CHANGE. HOPE THAT YOU GUYS WILL TRY TO HELP CHANGE THE WORLD WITH US
10 Jul, 2008
my fav bands are city high the ting tings jonas brothers linkin park pink weezer black eyed peas even if they are apart theres still more but thats all 4 now
09 Jul, 2008
my big bro
i got 2 see my real brother who i havnt seen for years i htink it was the day after the 4th hes 14 going into 9th grade and has green eyes and is protective of me kinda and i heard he talks about me alot which idk how cuz we've only seen eachother like 3 times
01 Jul, 2008
City High, what would you do?
City High, what would you do? [Ryan] Boys and girls wanna hear a true story, was Saturday night, was at this real wild party, they had the liquor overflowing the cup, about 5 or 6 strippers tryna work for a buck, and I took one girl outside wit' me, her name was Lonnie, she went to junior high wit' me. I said,"Why you up in there dancing for cash, its been a whole lotta chang since I seen ya last. She said [Claudette] (Chorus) What would you do if your son was home cryin all alone on the bedroom floor 'cause he's hungry, and the only way to feed him is sleep wit' a man for a little bit of money and his daddy's gone somewhere smoking rock now, in and outta lockdown, I ain't gotta job now, so for you this is justa good time but for me this what I call life. [Robby] Girl you ain't the only one wit a baby, that's no excuse to be livin all crazy, then she looked me square in the eye and said everyday I wake up hopin to die, she said nigga I know about pain 'cause me and my sister we ran away so our daddy couldn't rape us. before I was a teenager I done and been through more s*** than you can relate ta (Chorus) Whoa ooh oh Then she said (what would you do?), get on my feet and let go of every excuse (What would you do?)'cause I wouldn't want me baby to go through what I went through (What would you do?) Get up on my feet and stop making tired excuses (What would you do?)Girl I know that if my mother can do it, baby you can do it,yeah,yeah,yeah (Chorus) [Robby] What would you do if your son was at home cryin all alone on the bedroom flor 'cause he's hungryand the only way to feed him is to sleep wit a man for a little bit of money and his daddy's gone somewhere smoking rock now, in and outta lockdown I ain't gotta job now, so for you this just agood time but for me this is what I call life. mmmmmmmmmm come on (Chorus)
01 Jul, 2008
WHOEVER IS READING MY MESAGES NEEDS 2 STOP CUZ THAT STUFF AINT FUNNY!
20 Jun, 2008
you must read all the way through! NO CHEATING! (itz worth it ) mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "b****" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a b**** and a b******?" and the mom says "well, a b**** is a lady and a b****** is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your p**** in my v*****!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a p**** and v*****?" His moms says "Well Billy, a p**** is a hat and a v***** is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "****" and billy said "Dad, whats ****" And then his dad says "Well billy, **** is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "****!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats ****?" "Well billy **** is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello b****es and b******s, may i take your p****'s and v*****s, my dad's upstairs wiping **** off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen ****ng the Turkey" Post This... 1 hour- You'll be single for the next year :[ 20 min - Your crush will kiss you 15min - Your crush will tongue you :) 5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out under 2 min - You will stay with your crush forever
20 Jun, 2008
"my sex age is_13_"
What age will you have s**? Put a x in every box that applies to you [x] You know how to make a pot of coffee  You keep track of dates using a calendar  You own more than one credit card  You know how to change the oil in a car [x] You've done your own laundry  You vote in every election [x] You can cook for yourself  You think politics are exciting TOTAL SO FAR: 3 [x] You show up for school late a lot  You always carry a pen in your bag/purse/pocket  You've never gotten a detention  You have forgotten your own birthday at least once  You like to take walks by yourself  You know what credibility means, without looking it up  You drink caffeine at least once a week TOTAL SO FAR: 4 [x] You know how to do the dishes  You can count to 10 in another language [x] When you say you're going to do something you do it [x] You can mow the lawn  You remember to water the plants  You study when you have to [x] You remember to feed your pets TOTAL SO FAR:8 [x] You can spell experience, without looking it up [x] You clean up your own mess  The people at Starbucks know you by name  Your favorite kind of food is take out  The first thing you do when you wake up is get caffeine  You can go to the store without getting something you don't need  You understand political jokes the first time they are said [x] You can type pretty quick TOTAL SO FAR:11  Your only friends are from your place of employment  You have been to a Tupperware party  You have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job  You have more bills than you can pay [x] You have been to the beach [x] You use the internet every day  You have been outside of the united states 2 or more times TOTAL: 13 repost this as "my s** age is_13_"
05 Jun, 2008
I JUST GOT A NEW FRIEND HER NAME IS BRITTANY SEARS i just walked up to her cuz she looked lonely and i knew her since YLP (youth leadership program) and she told me SHE HAD NO FRIENDS so i told her htat i would be her friend and i gave her my # so she could call me im SOOOOOOOOOOOO happy cuz she looked sooo sad so i gotsa new friend!!!!!!!!!!!
24 May, 2008
wats up wit yall me nothin guess wat my bday is march 13 1995 im going into the 8th grade its boring in iowa i want 2 move 2 new york and my best friends name is synclair matter of fact she gots one of these 2 and ima cuss out NE one who tries 2 mess w/ her cuz im protective bout my friends expecially since me and her got in a big argument and i almost lost her 4 ever.but good thing i got up my nerve 2 say sorry cuz she had already told me she was sorry.so im tellin all yall 2 stay cool 2 ur closest friends.im bored and everybodys goin 2 the pool!but i cant cuz i need 2 get a new swimsuit i lost all mine.but i gots 1now