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i am shay i have pics on google i love my life so yea add me i know we will be besties i dont bite......hard now leave creepy person who is reading this cuz if u dont ima eat u nomnomnomnom mmm yummy=) kinky s** lover taken
Username : | bmx redeemed |
First Name : | shay |
Last Name : | johnson |
Gender: | F |
Country: | FJ |
Member Since : | 26 Feb, 2011 |
16 Dec, 2011
any one wanna cyber
hey im bored and h**** any buddy at all wanna cyber just hit me up =)
17 Sep, 2011
listen up
ok if all youm guys are just flirting stop it i have so many ppl flirting with me im sick of it and i dont want to flirt and if you have a problem with that my foot goes up your a**
04 Aug, 2011
sad 0_o
A 15 year old girl holds hands with her one year old son. People call her a s***, no one knows she was raped at 13 . People call another guy fat. No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be obese. People call an old man ugly . No one knows he had a serious injury fighting for our country in the war . Post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 99% of you won't.
07 Jun, 2011
i hate it
i hate ppl that post those stupid blogs that say your crush wil be with you or soething like that so the only thing i can say is f*** you ppl
28 May, 2011
fail
you must read all the way through! NO CHEATING! (itz worth it ) mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "b****" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a b**** and a b******?" and the mom says "well, a b**** is a lady and a b****** is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your p**** in my v*****!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a p**** and v*****?" His moms says "Well Billy, a p**** is a hat and a v***** is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "****" and billy said "Dad, whats ****" And then his dad says "Well billy, **** is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "****!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats ****?" "Well billy **** is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello b****es and b******s, may i take your p****'s and v*****s, my dad's upstairs wiping **** off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen ****ing the Turkey" Post This... 1 hour- You'll be single for the next year :[ 20 min - Your crush will kiss you 15min - Your crush will tongue you 5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out under 2 min - You will stay with your crush forever
26 May, 2011
EPIC FAIL
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10 May, 2011
sexy
""""^^^^^^^ ^^^^^| | |the horn truck | '|""";.., __. |_..._...______ ===|==|__|..., ] | "(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@ I HAVE BEEN HIT BY THE h**** TRUCK
10 May, 2011
my army of smileys
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
10 May, 2011
if i was a bird
if i was a bird and the clouds were pot i would go up there and i would smoke it alot but sence i am not a bird and the clouds are not pot i will stay down here and i will smoke what i got=)
10 May, 2011
the romans saying
the strong will do what they can and the weak will suffure what they must
06 May, 2011
this is not right
MONTH 1:MOMMY IM ONLY 4 INCHES LONG MONTH 2:MOMMY I LOVE YOUR VOICE ITS A SWEET LULLABY MONTH 3:MOMMY I JUST FOUND OUT IM A BOY!AREN'T YOU GLAD MONTH 4: MOMMY I JUST LEARNED HOW TO SUCK MY THUMB!I GET A LOT OF EXCERCISE!I CAN TUEN MY HEAD AND STRETCH MONTH 5:MOMMY WHY ARE YOU CRYING?IT MAKES ME CRY TOO!SEE I CRY EVEN THOUGHT YOU CAN'T SEE ME MONTH 6:MOMMY THAT DOCTOR LIED TO YOU;I AM REAL!i DON'T LIKE THAT DOCTOR AT ALL! MONTH 7: I HEAR THAT DOCTOR AGAIN!WHAT'S ABORTION?OW!MOMMY I FEEL A NEEDLE;IT'S BURNING,MOMMY!HELP ME! I CAN'T GET AWAY FROM IT! MOMMY IT'S OKAY NOW IM IN THE HANDS OF GOD NOW.HE EXPLAINED TO ME WHAT ABORTION IS. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?HOW COULD YOU KILL ME?DIDN'T YOU WANT ME MOMMY? IF YOU THINK ABORTION IS WRONG COPY N PASTE THIS!!
05 May, 2011
i would do this for my bffl
Friends: Lend you their unbrella BestFriends: take yours and say RUN DUDE! RUN!! Friends: never ask for anything to eat or drink BestFriends: helps themselfs and are the reason you have no food Friends: call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and grandpa by graandpa Bestfriends: call your parents MOM and DAD and grandpa GRAMPS! Friends: bail you out of jail Bestfriends : would be sitting next to you saying " THAT WAS FREAKIN AWSOME!!" Friends:have never seen you cry Bestfriends:won't tell anyone else you cried.. just laugh about it with you in private when your not done anymore. Friends:ask you to write down ur number Bestfriends: have you on speed DIAL Friends: barrow your stuff for a few days then give it back Bestfriends: loses your crap and tells you, " My bad... here's a tissue!!" Friendsnly know a few things about you Bestfriends: could write a very embarrasing biography on your life story.. Friends:will leave you behind if thats what the crowd is doing Bestfriends: will kick the whole crowd's but that left you friends: would knock on your front door Bestfriends: walk right in and say " IM HOME !!" Friends: you have to tell them not to tell anyone Bestfriends:already know not to tell Friends: are only through high school/ collage ( A.K.A drinking buddies ) Best friends:are for life Friends:will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough Bestfriends: will look at you and stumbling an shout all over the place & say " DUDE DRINK THE REST OF THAT !! YOU KNOW WE DONT WASTE!!" Friends: will confort you when a guy rejects you Bestfriends: will go up to him ad say " IT'S BECAUSE YOUR GAY ISN'T IT?" Friends: would ignore this letter Bestfriends: will repost this thing!!!
04 May, 2011
do it please
No cheating, you have to post this on ur blogs and see what people want from you!!! 1=A baby? 2=Another chance? 3=Love? 4=A Kiss? 5=Friendship? 6=Max partner? 7=Lap dance? 8=To chill? 9=To cuddle? 10=Marriage?
04 May, 2011
drug dealer bob needs help
?/ /?This? Is BOB Copy And Paste Him So He / \ Can Take Over MostFunGames!! hahahaha then he can sell Mugs >_<
09 Apr, 2011
he is dead R.I.P. you will be loved and missed always and forever <3
jordan you made me happy you made me sad you made me smile you made me glad i thought i was in heaven with you and mell but now i realize your in hell i hope your happy for all the pain you've coused and i hope your happy now all i want is that pic with me and you and santa clozz so now all i have is that pic of me and you when we went to the zoo and the teady bear toy you bought me is in my arms now i know that that bear is ours not mine not your ours jordan ours. jordan alexander smith i will miss you 1994 -- 2011 i will see you on the other side from shaylyn samantha johnson <3 i wish you stayed with me
04 Apr, 2011
wtmfg
Message from bigndhard From: bigndhard Date: Apr 3 2011 10:47PM Subject: you s*** you s*** you are so full of s*** and no one likes you
02 Apr, 2011
kelsie is daed is a fake
keslie is a fake kelsie is a fake she said she was in the hospital she saidshe was 18 and she said that her ex bf put all the pics she has had up on google lies btw if she told you that she was in the hospital and this is her friend then that is a lie to have fun working your way outa this one kelsie 0_0
01 Apr, 2011
my love
my love i love you more then any thing i would give any thing to have you in my arms i sish you were mine i love you britney
27 Mar, 2011
fucking listen
when i say i dont want to talk to boyz i mean it god f***ing damnit so boyz leave me alone that all i f***ing want b****es so leave me alone boyz
27 Mar, 2011
oh my fucking jessus dick sucking shitty mother fucker god
i just broke my f***ing phone and some one will pay pay badly
26 Mar, 2011
why do i even try
i seach throughy dreams and heart but i cant find what i am looking for or am i just looking to hard i want answers i wqant love i want to go into the light i want to be reborn i cant live with this s***t in my life i want him back i want him to hold me again but now that he is missing i cant. i now relize that what i was looking for was in front of me this whole time he was there even when he diddent want to be he would just come over at 4 am if i asked him but now he is missing i am lost with out him he was my shadow my soul my life my dreams my friend my helper and my redeemer jordan i hope you are ok and rthis uis things i have wanted to tell you for 5 years now i love you and i always will if you are dead jordan 1994-2011 R.I.P. i will see you on the other end what i am saying is dont ever wait just say it to them and you dont relize that love is love friends are friends so keep them
21 Mar, 2011
girl only sowwy guys i'll do one for you laster kk
IF I LET U GRAB ONLY 1 PART OF MY BODY WAT WOULD U GRAB AND WHY??? REPOST THIS 2 SEE HOW MANY PPL WANT TO GRAB U IF YOU DON'T REPOST IN THE NEXT 30 SECONDS SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN TO U!
21 Mar, 2011
my saying to ppl that need a pick me up
my friends are like my bras close to my heart and always giving support but they are like my besties to close to my heart and give me suupport and are always on my b***ies=) made by shay johnson
21 Mar, 2011
i dont wike this
ok boyz sorry io am lez so please dont tell me how pretty i am and will you go out with me and stuff cuz i am happy with my love so yes sowwy and girls your outa luck for now
18 Mar, 2011
this kid is being a meany
matt1460 called me fat he called a h** he called me a b**** he said i am ughly he said he was going to rape me please help me if you can would you tell him to leave me alone and take him off his friends list
13 Mar, 2011
mmmmmmm words
Max is A Sensation Caused by temptation. A guy sticks his location In a my destination To increase the population of The next generation. Do you get my explanation? Or do you need a demonstration? weirdness and fyi i would love to give you ademonstration
10 Mar, 2011
hey bitches
hey you need to talk to x**bmxprodudex** he is so f***ing hot and cool to talk to omg i love him he freaking makes me wet
02 Mar, 2011
i'm so horny
i am so h**** i wanna cyber with some of you s**y gril out there inbox me if you want to
01 Mar, 2011
it's so fucking true
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