09 Nov, 2009
age doesnt matter
age shouldn't matter Boy: whats up Girl: nm you Boy: i got my G.E.D. Girl: OMG!!! IM SO PROUD OF YOU Boy: yeah thnx Girl: i have to tell you something Boy: go ahead Girl: well i love you. i always have i cared about you and your always in my heart Boy: thats cool i love you too but your too young your 14 and i'm 17 Girl: but i love you, age shouldn't matter Boy: i know u do and i love u but i found this girl and shes my age Girl: i just thought......(crying she logs off) The next day the boy turns on the news and hears that a 14 year old girl cut her wrists and wrote on the wall "Age never matters" The boy then receives a call from the girl he chose and she says "I'm leaving you for the one i love. That night the boy hangs himself and writes on the wall "She's right. Age doesn't matter. I love you and always will. iF YOU AGREE THAT AGE SHOULDN'T MATTER AS LONG AS YOU LOVE THEM THEN RE POST THIS AS "Age Shouldn't Matter" and.. A miracle will happen at 11:11
18 Sep, 2009
curse out
you must read all the way through! mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "basterd and the dad calls her a b****. billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a b**** and a b******?" and the mom says "well, a b**** is a lady and a b****** is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your p**** in my v*****!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a p**** and v*****?" His moms says "Well Billy, a p**** is a hat and a v***** is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says f*** and billy said "Dad, whats f*** And then his dad says "Well billy, f*** is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says s*** and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats s*** "Well billy s*** is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello b****es and b******s, may i take your p****'s and v*****s, my dad's upstairs wiping f*** off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen s***ing the Turkey
18 Sep, 2009
wat would u do
IF WE'RE LOCKED UP IN MY ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET
18 Sep, 2009
so funny
stupid facts facts i no about all people reading this: 1. ur reading my comment 2.now ur saying/thinking thats a stupid fact 4.you didnt notice i skipped 3 5.ur checking it now 6.ur smiling 7.ur still reading my comment 8. you know all of this is true 10.you didnt notice i skipped 9 11.ur checking it now 12.you didnt notice there are only 10 facts
