26 Jun, 2012

get on my level

As of today I am a panda pimp nd the best in the business at that

30 May, 2012

surgery

Just got out of sugury nd im still trippin xD so ya this is awesome I can taste colors o.o so ya idk wat im sayin so yes I speak spanish wen im like this Si, no, me gusta,......TACO! O.O idk wat the fuk,Im sayin MCDONALDS TIME BITCHES!

10 May, 2012

ferret

Getting a new ferret tomorrow gonna be cool

01 Feb, 2012

fohawk

I gotta fohawk Itz lika shark apparently o.o

31 Dec, 2011

ONE OF FIRST OFFICAL

Happpppppppppyyyyyyyyyy neeeeewwww year!!!!!!!!!!!

25 Dec, 2011

HA

My bro is doing exercises. To get skinny......Nd hes 8 xD

16 Jun, 2011

imma sexy skater with amazing eyes!!!

What color of shirt are you wearing? Red = silly Brown = cute Green = gorgeous Blue = s**y white = Muscular Aqua = freaky Yellow = innocent Purple = a little TOO happy Black or dont remeber = EMO Orange = funny Gray = dumb Pink = preppy light pink = sweaty Multicolored = tree hugging Other = hott none = s**y beast What kind of pants are you wearing?? short shorts =cheerleader Skirt or Skort = llama Corduroy = cagefighter skinny jeans = pothead Ripped Jeans = skater Camo = hillbilly jean short shorts = w**** jeans = prep Cargo = clown Sweats or basketball shorts = gangster soccer shorts = runner Shorts = bum Pajama Pants = s*** Nothing = mother banger What is your NATURAL hair color? dark brown =with a broken heart auburn = with a hot boyfriend/ girlfriend red = with a hot b*** black = with a nice smile blonde = with a hot body brown = with beautiful eyes dirty blonde = that flirts tooo much strawberry blonde = that is to much to handle light brown = with amazing eye

23 May, 2011

I killed the cookie monster because i love weed

1 (Jan) - I stabbed 2 (Feb- I Robbed 3 (Mar) - I Smoked 4 (April)- I shot 5 (May) - I kissed 6 (June) -I ran shirtless with 7 (July) - I hugged 8 (Aug) - I jumped with 9 (Sept)- i slapped 10 (Oct)- I banged 11 (Nov) - I killed 12 (Dec) - I ran naked with Pick the day (number) you were born on: 01 - a taco 02 - a tooth brush 03 - a mexican 04 - a homeless guy 05 - Barney The Dinosaur 06 - a teletubby 07 - the one that i love 08 - a w**** 09 - a bowl of cereal 10 - a gangsta 11 - my boyfriend 12 - a hottie 13 -c******addict 14 - condom 15 - my "boo" 16 - a ninja 17 - my crush 18 - a s**y B0Y 19 - an Easter egg 20 - a snowman 21 - a spatula 22 - cookie monster 23 - A Hot Girl 24 - yo momma 25 - Paris Hilton 26 - a pimp 27 - a mop 28 - the Trojan man 29 - my h** 30 - my ex-boyfriend 31 - a bag of weed Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White - because im s**y like that yellow/black - because i love weed Pink - because i love to party Turquoise - because i like to snort c****** Polka Dots - because I am a tranny Graphic - because I'm g** Grey - because I have amazing b***s. Other - because I'm r****ed Green - because i like shoelaces Orange - because i am a Mexican Red - because I am crazy like that Blue - because that bum stole my taco Tye dye - because Im a ****ing scuba diver Purple - because the gummy bears raped me Striped - Because I am an Italian none- because im a s**y beast

20 May, 2011

funny

a 34 year old to 38 year old doesnt seem like much of a difference does it but 13 to 17 does isnt it funny like dat same age difference but people make such a big deal about it because there younger.

20 May, 2011

OBAMA SUCKS!!!

obama is da worst president in history

19 May, 2011

toad

found a toad while goin 4 a walk well looks like i got a new pet :)

01 May, 2011

HAPPY TIMES

osama bin laden is dead apparently

14 Apr, 2011

imma share some wisdom

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