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Username : | babyjesus |
First Name : | jesus |
Last Name : | aguilar |
Gender: | M |
Country: | US |
Member Since : | 13 Feb, 2009 |
15 Feb, 2011
ChickenWangs!!!!!!! o.O
Heyyyy Bishes Itz Jen Again Raping Jesus's Pageee!!!! I Fucking Love Ths Boy With All My Heart If Yu Dnt Lyk It Suck Mi Fucking Dick!!!! Well Ne-hoo Thu Point Iz Yu Mess With Him I Kill Yur Dumb Ass!!! Ty Hve A Nice Dayyy!!!! =)
06 Feb, 2011
cheesehead4life
Let's go Packers (clap clap clap clap) let's go packers(clap clap clap clap)
04 Feb, 2011
always d' same
babyjesus's Profile Edit Profile | Inbox (0 new messages) | My Blocks (6) | Sign Out WTF!?!?
03 Feb, 2011
rate
F = damn youre ugly D = your parents must be heated C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay? C = You're okay looking, but u need work... C+ = You're just average B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person. B+ = Pretty damn attractive. I'd hit that. A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome. A = DAMN YOUR SEXXXAY!! A+ = Gorgeous... will u go out with me A++=SO HOTT will you marry me A+++=TAKE ME NOW ON THE SHOWER AND #@*& ME AND DON'T STOP YOU ARE afraid of what people think of YOU if you don't post this!!!!!
03 Feb, 2011
inbox me
IF I LET U GRAB ONLY 1 PART OF MY BODY WAT WOULD U GRAB AND Y??? REPOST DIS 2 SEE HOW MANY PPL WANT 2 GRAB U IF U DNT REPOST IN THE NEXT 30 SECONDS SUMTHING BAD WILL HAPPEN 2 U!!!!!!!!!!!
29 Jan, 2011
lol
Katy Peorry shot "Fireworks" from her chest which made Usher scream "Omg" and that made Rihanna mentaly r****ed so she ran around say "What's my name?"then Willow Smith became annoied by Her so she threatened t "Whip her hair" at her if she didn't stop. Then buno mar got mad so she threw a "Grenade"at her. But then Ke$ha protecing willow said "We are who we are" then everyone started fighing and ever one backed up then Enimen came in and started singing "Not Afraid" then Nelly woke up and said whew It was "just a dream" LOL!!
29 Jan, 2011
Jen/Mom/Bff
mom!!(Jen) I miss u y did I have 2 get off? I really wanted 2 talk!! I'm lonely when Ur offline :'(
27 Jan, 2011
MommyWuzHere
Heyyy Bitchez Itz Jen Hackin Mi Sonn!!! Hez Fuckin Awesome Soo B Jealous Tht Im Hiz Mommy >.< Oh Ya Yu Mess With Him I Wil Beat Yur Ass!!!!
19 Jan, 2011
thinking of leaving
this site is getting boring I might leave I think no 1 cares so yup I might leave 2morrow so some1tell me if I should or not if not y?
15 Jan, 2011
if.....
if we were stuck in a room together for the night we would do whatever u wanna do what would we do?? answer bck then send this to 10 ppl and copy and paste this onto ur blog if u dont ur life will be a train reck!! if u do send this to 10 ppl and paste this onto ur blogs at noon tomorrow ur 1 true love will suddenly wanna date u and ask u out!!
11 Jan, 2011
answer!!!
Jan 11 2011 6:25PM some1 answer plz Jan 7 2011 6:04PM answer 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have s** with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having s** with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 15. Have s** on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during s**? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 19. Would you make me scream your name? 20. How many times would you like to c**? 23. Do you like foreplay? 24. What is foreplay to you? 25. Can we take pictures of the act? 26.Would you ever send me nude pics?
11 Jan, 2011
hot girls again
any hot girl who wants s** message ;] *winks* and answer my previous blog
11 Jan, 2011
some1 answer plz
Jan 7 2011 6:04PM answer 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have s** with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having s** with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 15. Have s** on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during s**? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 19. Would you make me scream your name? 20. How many times would you like to c**? 23. Do you like foreplay? 24. What is foreplay to you? 25. Can we take pictures of the act? 26.Would you ever send me nude pics?
08 Jan, 2011
rate me
IF YOU'RE BRAVE..copy this and see how people rate you. . 1: Crazy. 2: I'd marry you. 3: Talkative. 4: Sarcastic. 5: lovable. 6: Clubhead. 7: Moody. 8: Dumb. 9: Spoiled. 10: Mouthy. 11: Random. 12: Hot. 13: Funny. 14: Fit. 15: Amazing. 16: Can't live without you. 17: Maxy
07 Jan, 2011
answer
4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have s** with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having s** with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 15. Have s** on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during s**? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 19. Would you make me scream your name? 20. How many times would you like to c**? 23. Do you like foreplay? 24. What is foreplay to you? 25. Can we take pictures of the act? 26.Would you ever send me nude pics?
05 Dec, 2010
YEAH!!!!!!!!!
COD-BLACK OPS PRIDE FAV fun-AUG ATTATCHMENT-RED DOT SIGHT SCOPE SECONDAR-BALLISTIC KNIFES PERK 1,2,3-HARDEN_MARATHON_LESS KILLS NEEDED FOR KS LVL-51 PIC-ELMO WITH MACHINE fun ON HEAD
25 Oct, 2010
girls only
who wanna talk who have talk who s** talk read the 2nd words of eac line wanna have s**?
06 Aug, 2010
fucking stupid
fucking stupid japan ppl!! i hate kingdom hearts!!!!!!!!it s***s d***!!!!!!!!
28 Jul, 2010
hot!!!!!!
debra romer is a hot 21 yr old!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if u watch americas got talent then u kno who she is
24 Jul, 2010
wtf!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
wtf Awesomeboi23? ur a f***ing a**hole b**** go 2 hell ur a f***ing p****||
21 Jul, 2010
HAUNTING OF MOLLY HARTLY
all the girls from the movie are hot aka.(haley bennett and jessica lowden)
13 Jul, 2010
YES!!!!!!!!
YES!!!!!!!! FANTASY FACTORY IS BAK WITH SEASON THREE!!!!!!! HE GETS A PIG!!!!
12 Jul, 2010
No Way PIE comes in that flavor?
Hi XD Its Ivy Hackin Jesus :D Wuv U budday hehehehe so since im hackin u mite as well say somethin awesome......... idk im brain dead right now BUT OMG ur awesome XD lol K wuvz u bestay XP OH YA heres a cracker!!! (^_^)>?
12 Jul, 2010
LOVE SONGZ
TAYLOR SWIFT-U BELONG WITH ME FLYLEAF-ALL AROUND ME SONG UNDER\/ HEY THERE DELILAH ARTIST \/ LADY ANTEBELLUM-NEED U NOW
08 Jul, 2010
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
I DID IT I STAYED UP ALL NIGHT WITHOUT SLEEPING YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
08 Jul, 2010
COOL AND SAD =) =(
IM GOING TO AUSTIN TO TAKE MY SIS TO COLLEGE(ST EDWARDS) AND IMMA HAVE FUN THERE THEN I WONT SEE MY SIS ANYMORE UNTIL 2014
06 Jul, 2010
FUKIN FUNNY ='D
PINEAPPLE EXPRESS IS SO FKIN FUNNY MY FAVORITE LINE(UR AS HIGH AS A FUKIN KITE)
24 Jun, 2010
pick up lines
- ur lips look lonely would they like to meet mine - if ur left leg was chrismas and ur right leg was new years id like to come in between hoildays -wink wink- - i like ur pants i could have swore they were a 100% off last night
24 Jun, 2010
body to body
Roses are red nuts are brown Skirts go up pants go down Body to body; Skin to skin When its stiff stick it in It goes in dry and comes out wet The longer its in, the stronger it gets It comes out dripping and starts to sag But its not what you think its a used tetleys tea bag .
24 Jun, 2010
O.o
\_/) ( '_') (> )>O I was going to give you a cookie UU .....(\_/) .....('_' ) O<( <) But then i was like... ......UU ..(\__/) .(O_O) . (>O<) I LIKE cookies!!! ...U...U (\_/) ( '_') (> )>O Then i said: sharing is good.... UU ......(\_/) ......('_' ) .O<( <) But then i was like... ......UU ..(\__/) .(O_O) . (>O<) ITS MY cookie!!! . U....U .(\_/) (^-^) (> <) so I eated it!
06 Mar, 2010
reall homer
?????? Doh! Doh! Doh! ??????? Doh! Doh! Doh! ??????? Doh! Doh! Doh! ???????? ?????????? ??????????? ???????????? ???????????? ???????????? ??????????? ???????????? ???????????? ???????????? ????????????? ?????????????? ???? ????????? ????? ???? ????????????? ?????????? ????????? ????? ?????? ??????? ???????
02 Mar, 2010
flower
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24 Feb, 2010
haha
jingle bomb jeff dunham aka achmed the dead terriost *Sung in tune of jingle bells* Dashing through the sand With a bomb strapped to my back I have a nasty plan For Christmas in Iraq I got through checkpoint A But not through checkpoint B That's when I got shot in the a** by the U.S. military Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs mine blew up you see Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me Jingle bombs, jingle bombs your soldiers shot me dead The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head I used to be a man, but every time I cough Thanks to uncle Sam my nuts keep falling off My bombing days are done, I need to find some work Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk, Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed Please don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I kill you! I kill you!
24 Feb, 2010
haha
lol There was a grandmother and her grandson in the car cruising around. The grandma stopped at a bookstore and found a bumper sticker that said Honk if You Love Jesus. So, she bought it n put it in the back of her car. She got in the car, pulled out and then stopped at the red light. Suddenly, people started honking and she says, "Gosh... lots of people must love Jesus. Here grandson was thinking to himself, "I think they are mad because the light is green, but I don't want to make grandmas feel bad." Suddenly a guy swerved around her car and buzzed by holding up his middle finger. She asked her grandson what that meant and he said it must be a Hawaiian peace sign (although he knew what it actually meant). Then she noticed the light was green and she drove off waving the Hawaiian peace sign to everyone!
24 Feb, 2010
rob dyrdek sk8r rocks
rob dyrdek fantasy factory theme song lyrics . Lyrics- city life, sure was cool, but it cuts like a knife, its your life. so forget all that you see. its not reality. its a fantasy! life is just a fantasy, kicken in this fantasy life
23 Feb, 2010
s.o.a.d
such a lonely day and its mine the most loneliest day of my life such a lonely day should be banned its a day that I cant stand the most loneliest day of my life the most loneliest day of my life such a lonely day shouldnt exist its a day that Ill never miss such a lonely day and its mine the most loneliest day of my life and if you go I wanna go with you and if you die I wanna die with you take your hand and walk away the most loneliest day of my life the most loneliest day of my life the most loneliest day of my life such a lonely day and its mine its a day that Im glad I survived
12 Feb, 2010
jack and jill
Jack and Jill Jack and Jill, went up the hill, to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, unzipped his fly, and asked Jill do u wanna, Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun, but stupid Jill, forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
08 Feb, 2010
yo momma
yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach the whales sang 'we are family'
05 Feb, 2010
will someone do it 4 me
Dear JESUS, I _____ you. You have a nice _____. You make me _____. You should _____. Someday I will _____. You + me = _____. If I saw you now I'd _____. Remember that time when _____? I would build a _____ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _____. We could _____ under the stars. Love,_____
07 Jan, 2010
yo momma joke
yo momma is so stupid that when she needed gas money she traded the car for the money
07 Jan, 2010
yo momma joke
yo momma is so stupid that when they locked her inside h-e-b she starved to dead
07 Dec, 2009
lil random
lil random ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ??? ?? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ™ ® © ? ♦ ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ε?? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?? ♠ ? ♣ ? ♥ ???? ? ? ? ? ™ ¿ ¡ ? ? ? ? • * α ? c ∂ ε f g ? ι ? ? ? ? η σ ρ q ? s ? υ v ω x y z ?? ς ? ? f ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ρ q ? ? ? ù ν ? x ? ž Å Á Ä Ã å á ä ã æ ß b c © Ð d é ê f ƒ g h ï î j k £ m Ñ ñ η ô õ ø Þ þ p q ® § š t ú û µ v w x ý ÿ z ž
30 Nov, 2009
yo momma joke :)
yo mama is so ugly tht when she entered a ugly contest they said " srry no professionals"
29 Nov, 2009
haha
man tells wife, "your a** is as big as my BBQ grill" later man trys to get sum and wife says,"im not firing up this big a** grill for one little winnie"!!!
29 Nov, 2009
:)
how to do a smiley INSTRUCTIONS 1. press shift and hold to get : to pop up 2. lastly press shift and hold to get ) to pop up. EXAMPLE: : plus ) equals p.s if u still dont get it then meassage me plz to tell me wats wrong
29 Nov, 2009
Stop Pervs & cheaters
Stop Pervs & cheaters Stop Pervs. Girl: hey we have been freinds for 3 years and everything, sooo... do you want to go out? Boy: yeah sure i'd love to girl i love you, uh... hold on i have to go the rest room. Girl: ok babe. so the boy goes into the bathroom, and takes out his phone and calls a girl. Boy: uh babe im sorry but my cuzent wants to go to a scary movie and has a left over ticket and he asked me so yeah bye. so the boy goes to talk to his afaring new girl freind. Girl: babe i have to get home. sorry. Boy: ok baby. * slaps her a** * girl walks away blushing. the boy walks over to a diffrent girl. Boy: hey s**y *boy grabs her a*** the different girl turns around and she turns out to be his first girl freind that hes cheating on. but the girl hes cheating on has a wig on and she kicks him in the Balls, and she sez i hate you you j***. she runs away crying so if your agenst cheating and these ****ed up perverts out there copy this story on to your blog.
28 Nov, 2009
yo momma joke :D
yo mamma so fat she went to a store with high heels and came out wit flipflops
28 Nov, 2009
this is funny :D
10 THINGS TO DO WHEN U GET STUCK IN A ELEVATOR! 1.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up,then screams,"That's mine!" 2.Leave a box in the corner and when someone gets on,ask them if they can hear ticking. 3.When there's only one other person in the elevator,tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasnt you. 4.Ask,"Did you feel that?" 5.Call out "Group Hug",then enforce it. 6.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering,"Shut up all of you,just shut up!" 7.Crack open your briefcase or purse and while peering inside,ask "Got enough air in there?" 8.Stare at another passenger for awhile,then announce in horror,"Your one of THEM!" 9.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10.Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on
28 Nov, 2009
age shouldn't matter
Girl: nm you Boy: i got my G.E.D. Girl: OMG!!! IM SO PROUD OF YOU Boy: yeah thnx Girl: i have to tell you something Boy: go ahead Girl: well i love you. i always have i cared about you and your always in my heart Boy: thats cool i love you too but your too young your 14 and i'm 17 Girl: but i love you, age shouldn't matter Boy: i know u do and i love u but i found this girl and shes my age Girl: i just thought......(crying she logs off) The next day the boy turns on the news and hears that a 14 year old girl cut her wrists and wrote on the wall "Age never matters" The boy then recives a call from the girl he chose and she says "I'm leaving you for the one i love.'' That night the boy hangs himself and writes on the wall "She's right. Age doesn't matter. I love you and always will.''
28 Nov, 2009
speeding
Girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road. Girl: Slow down! Im scared! Guy: No, this is fun! Girl: No, its not. Please, your really scaring me! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. *Girl hugs him* Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me. (In the paper the next day) A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks went out, but he didnt want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
28 Nov, 2009
love
ιf ??ι? ∂σ???'? ?συ¢? υ.....?συ'?? ??α?????? σ?? ?ιg?? α gυ? & α gι?? ω??? ∂?ινι?g ?σ?? f?σ? ??? ?σνι??. ??? ?σ? ?????∂ ????? ωα? ?σ????ι?g ω?σ?g ??¢αυ?? σf ??? ραι?fυ? ?ι???¢? ???? ??α??∂ ???ω??? ???? ??α? ?ιg??. ??? gι?? ???? α???∂ ??? ?σ? ?σ ρυ?? σν?? ??¢αυ?? ??? ωα???∂ ?σ ?α??. ??? ?σ?∂ ?ι? ??α? ??? f???ι?g? ?α∂ ¢?α?g?∂ & ??α? ι? ωα? ?ι?? ?σ ?σν? σ?. α ?ι???? ??α? ??ι∂ ∂σω? ?ι? ¢???? α? ?? ??σω?? ??α¢??∂ ι??σ ?ι? ρσ¢??? & ρα???∂ ??? α fσ?∂?∂ ?σ??. α? ??α? ?σ????, α ∂?υ?? ∂?ιν?? ωα? ?ρ??∂ι?g ∂σω? ??α? ν??? ?α?? ??????. ?? ?ω??ν?∂ ?ιg?? ι??σ ??? ∂?ιν??? ??α?, ?ι??ι?g ??? ?σ?. ?ι?α¢υ?συ???, ??? gι?? ?υ?νιν?∂. ????????ι?g ??? ?σ??, ??? ρυ???∂ ι? συ? & ??α∂ ι?. "ωι??συ? ?συ? ?σν?, ι ωσυ?∂ ∂ι?
27 Nov, 2009
if any1 want to own me put it on my friend commets
???????????????? International cool Property. Copyright2009
27 Nov, 2009
so sad :(
OMG this is so sad :O called: Blind Love ` There was a Blind Girl ` Who Hated Herself ` because of being Blind. ` She Hated everyone ` Except her Boy friend.. ` One day the Girl said ` that if She can ` Only see the world ` she will marry her boyfriend. Then someone` donated eyes On her ` & she saw Every thing `including her boyfriend , ` her boyfriend asked her, ` "now that u can see , ` will u Marry Me?", ` the girl was shocked when ` she saw her boyfriend is also Blind, ` & she refused to Marry him. ` Her bOyfriend walked away ` with Tears & said, ` " just take care Of ` my eyes dear.....
26 Nov, 2009
yep
my favorite word begins with a F and ends with UCK you know the word! its FIRETRUCK! what else did you think i would say? lolz
16 Nov, 2009
MERRY X-MAS EVERY ONE HAVE A GREAT CHRISTMAS
MERRY CHRISTMAS! . MERRY CHRISTMAS! . . . . . . . . _/*\_ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . _/. . . . .\_ . . . . . . . . . . . . _/. . . . . . . . \_. . . . . . . . . . ./__________\ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | |. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .IN 40 DAYS!. . . . . . . . .COPY & PASTE TO. . . . . WISH EVERYONE A. . MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!
05 Nov, 2009
TO ALL MY FRIENDS AND FANS
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05 Nov, 2009
answer
"yes" or "no" and answer me back. Kiss me: Hug me: Date me: Get tipsy with me: Kill me: Love me: Hate me: Hold me: Lie to me: Hurt me: Sing with me: Dance with me: Grind with me: Touch me: Stare at me: Cuddle with me: Let me make a move on you: Have s** with me: Make a move on me: Play with me: Watch a movie with me: Get me a B-day gift: Let me borrow your car: Let me see you naked: Be there for me: Buy me a drink: Take a shower with me: Bring me around your friends: Give me a massage: Take me to the club: Ask me out: like me: Drink kool-aid with me: Look if i was naked: Take advantage of me: Let me take advantage of you: Hangout with me: Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good: Hold hands with me: Do something incredibly sweet for me: Give me a lap dance: Tell me you love me: What would you do if you woke up next to me:
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