06 Aug, 2010

lucky me

Okay, because you opened this, this weeky ou will have the BEST LUCK 1) your gonna get a girlfriend/ boyfriend 2) your gonna have the best 3 weeks starting tonight! 3) your gonna get 2 NEW FRIENDS 4) your gonna fall in love **If u dont repost this, you will have bad luck forever !

31 Mar, 2010

ooo

(Chorus) Circle circle dot dot (uh huh) I got my cootie shot, (uh huh) You think that girl is hot? (uh huh) I think I'd rather not. (uh huh) uh huh (okay) okay (okay) I'll f*** her anyway. Circle circle dot dot, (uh huh) I got my cootie shot, (uh huh) I think that booty's hot, (uh huh) I'd give it booty song, that booty's so i'll make it drop to the drop drop to the drop drop to the make it drop, to the floor lets get more,(a huh) Okay, gimme some more. we getting drunk now, with the shot shot to the shot shot to the shot shot We going chase these not double stamp it no erasies with the bap bap to the bap bap here comes the bouncer dont get caught kindly introduce me to the friends that you brought uh huh (uh huh)ok (ok) I'm having fun today (Chorus 2x) Yo circle circle dot dot yo this s***s workin' please dont stop now kindly please remove your top and please dont sa y that your a cop Show me yours Ill show you mine and we'll play doctor until nine uh huh (uh huh)ok (ok) girl you drivin me insaine Sane in the brain to the don't please to the menday I spend should the spend spend to the plenty we could do it hard we could do it gently everyday i pretend-a caraventlae if you want Stu skis you can rent me (rent me) if you want to see the piece check the pant leg uh huh (uh huh)ok (ok) come on everybody say (Chorus) Circle circle dot dot (uh huh) I got my cootie shot, (uh huh) You think that girl is hot? (uh huh) I think I'd rather not. (uh huh) uh huh (okay) okay (okay) I'll f*** her anyway. uh huh (uh huh) ok (ok) its time to hit the breaks shake that s*** yoshake that s*** dont fake that s*** dont break that s*** Shake that s*** yo shake that s*** Shake that s*** yo shake that s***.. uh huh (uh huh) ok (ok)uh huh (uh huh) ok (OKAY!) Circle circle dot dot (a huh) I got my cootie shot, (a huh) You think that girl is hot? (a huh) I think I'd rather not. (a huh)

26 Jan, 2010

I Smoked a snowman because im sexy like that

1 (Jan) - I stabbed 2 (Feb- I Robbed 3 (Mar) - I Smoked 4 (April)- I shot 5 (May) - I kissed 6 (June) -I ran shirtless with 7 (July) - I hugged 8 (Aug) - I jumped with 9 (Sept)- i slapped 10 (Oct)- I banged 11 (Nov) - I killed 12 (Dec) - I ran naked with Pick the day (number) you were born on: 01 - 02 - a tooth brush 03 - a mexican 04 - a homeless guy 05 - Barney The Dinosaur 06 - a teletubby 07 - the one that i love 08 - a w**** 09 - a bowl of cereal 10 - a gangsta 11 - my boyfriend 12 - a hottie 13 -c******addict 14 - condom 15 - my "boo" 16 - a Girl ninja 17 - my crush 18 - a s**y B0Y 19 - an Easter egg 20 - a snowman 21 - a spatula 22 - cookie monster 23 - A Hot Girl 24 - yo momma 25 - Paris Hilton 26 - a pimp 27 - a mop 28 - the Trojan man 29 - my h** 30 - my ex-boyfriend 31 - a bag of weed Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White - because im s**y like that yellow/black - because i love weed Pink - because i love to party Turquoise - because i like to snort c****** Polka Dots - because I am a tranny Graphic - because I'm g** Grey - because I have amazing b***s. Other - because I'm r****ed Green - because i like shoelaces Orange - because i am a Mexican Red - because I am crazy like that Blue - because that bum stole my taco Tye dye - because Im a ****ing scuba diver Purple - because the gummy bears raped me Striped - Because I am an Italian none- because im a s**y beast

19 Jan, 2010

'mature eyes only'

Why? Why do we sleep during church, but when the sermon is over we suddenly wake up?Why is it so hard to talk about God, but so easy to talk about bad things? Why are we so boredwhen we read a Christian magazine, but f ind it easy to look at a magazine o f people? Why is it so easy to ignore a godly message, yet we forward the useless ones? Why are churches getting smaller, but bars and clubs are growing? Think about it, are you going to for ward this? Or are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? Just remember God is always watching you. forward this as 'mature eyes only'. 80% of you won't forward this . The Lord Said: 'If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my father'.So go ahead and forward this now and sign your name below:.... William McGuire

11 Nov, 2009

GOD RULZ

? Post this on your page if you love god and you aren't ashamed of it. Don't back down now because since God knows that you read this and you didn't repost this, he will punish you. Remember, all you do on earth is counted, and theres no one to stop you, but when God is deciding whether or not to punish you or reward you, since you didn't copy and paste this, and you are ashamed of it, he will frown at you and punish you. God forgives all that are worthy of it. If you don't copy and paste this in the next 10 minutes, that means that you are ashamed of God, and he will punish you. This is not just a meaningless chain letter, this is a test whether you are a believer, or someone who is not worthy of a reward

11 Nov, 2009

STOP IT

MONTH 1:MOMMY IM ONLY 4 INCHES LONG MONTH 2:MOMMY I LOVE YOUR VOICE ITS A SWEET LULLABY MONTH 3:MOMMY I JUST FOUND OUT IM A BOY!AREN'T YOU GLAD MONTH 4: MOMMY I JUST LEARNED HOW TO SUCK MY THUMB!I GET A LOT OF EXCERCISE!I CAN TUEN MY HEAD AND STRETCH MONTH 5:MOMMY WHY ARE YOU CRYING?IT MAKES ME CRY TOO!SEE I CRY EVEN THOUGHT YOU CAN'T SEE ME MONTH 6:MOMMY THAT DOCTOR LIED TO YOU;I AM REAL!i DON'T LIKE THAT DOCTOR AT ALL! MONTH 7: I HEAR THAT DOCTOR AGAIN!WHAT'S ABORTION?OW!MOMMY I FEEL A NEEDLE;IT'S BURNING,MOMMY!HELP ME! I CAN'T GET AWAY FROM IT! MOMMY IT'S OKAY NOW IM IN THE HANDS OF GOD NOW.HE EXPLAINED TO ME WHAT ABORTION IS. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?HOW COULD YOU KILL ME?DIDN'T YOU WANT ME MOMMY?IF YOU THINK ABORTION IS WRONG COPY N PASTE THIS!!:-(

29 Aug, 2009

why me

i love u uncle john i will miss u with all my heart i hope to see u in heaven i know ur sitten at the right hi of god i hope ur singing with the angels and i hope ur watchin over all of us and i know ur with missy and with every1 but my mom misses u the most i hope u know that but i love u and i miss u with all my heart i will never 4 get u love u and good bye 4 now till i meat u in heaven again

13 Jul, 2009

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You say Rap I say Screamo You say im a Homo I say your a Flaming Fagot You say Green and Pink I say Black and Red You say Taylor Swift and Kanye West I say Slipknot and Winds of Plague You call me a b**** I deck you in your face You say Smoking is bad I say Smoking is good for you -lights up cig- Copy and Past if you agree